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I remember the first time we met.
It was just like a scene from a romantic comedy.
This moment. It's so perfect.
That when we get married,
We should make a movie about it.
But we haven't even kissed yet.
Did you always know what you wanted to be when you grew up?
No. Did you?
No, but I knew I was going to be married.
But you didn't know you were going get married to me.
No, I didn't. But I'm very happy for that now.
Me too.
Is it true that you lived under a table before we met?
Yeah. Is it true you were a professional pick-up artist?
Oh, well... At least I tried.
How did that work out?
Quite good.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes.
I hope I'm born again as your son.
That way I can suck on those teats till I'm 20.
It worked on you anyway.
And then I just walked in, and I was like...
And this guy stood there
I don't even remember his name
and he was like 7 feet tall.
And he had these blue, totally blue
shining blue beautiful eyes, and I just...
... and than he took my hand, and he held it.
It was amazing
And he said we needed to try this slide
and my shoes got filled with sand...
I met a girl.
She cute?
Yeah.
Nice!
I can't believe we made LEGOs on our first date.
You liked that, right?
I loved it!
And then you moved in.
I couldn't stand to be away from you.
Everything was perfect...
But... your socks...
My socks?
Your socks!
Well, what about my cooking?
Your cooking?
My cooking.
You don't like anything.
That's not true.
You're a difficult woman to live with.
I'm not difficult.
I'm simple.
Hot, weak, or medium sauce?
I don't want it.
What do you want?
I only like hot dogs...
You were so nervous, and you bent both knees, not just the one.
You had unrealistic expectations.
Yeah. It was nice.
And the wedding
is going to be perfect.
Nothing can go wrong.
Oh lord!
We slept in!
Be caref...