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since you're visiting, I'll tell you
the story. We are a very proud people
you know Lapu-Lapu right?
you know 300 the movie?
that's the Philippine story
no, seriously. You guys think it's Greece
no, it's from the Philippines. It was a Filipino movie
but they didn't want to give us credit
You know the Spartans? Sparta...
was actually, if you do your research
Sparta... was a province in the north
where they made slippers
then these invaders came
the havaiianas
they attacked Sparta and Sparta said,
No! You're overpriced!
but they had the backing of the Oscars and Hollywood
the celebrities wear us! But you're overpriced!
and we didn't have any weapons but we had a lot of bamboo
so we took the bamboo
and we disguised it in a dance
we called it tinikling
come on, dance [dance]
and then we stabbed them
and that's how we made lechon
that's why there's a bamboo in lechon