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Son, why aren't you married?
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..."
I think it's because I'm hairy.
I'll fix you.
I'll wax you.
I'm not doing it. That *** hurts.
Homosexuals wax their bodies.
Homosexuals do it for the ***. You're doing it for the ***!
I don't want to wax. It's going to hurt.
I'll wax you and it wont hurt.
Dad, I'm scared. Do you know what you are doing?
Son, my grandmother was a "waxer."
You spread it on like this. And this...
Spread it.
You place this here...
1...2...3...
Think of something else like your grandmother...
But your grandmother wasn't-- Ow, what the ***!?
You spilled some on my ***!
Oh God...
1... 2...
*** my grandmother!
My grandmother...
Don't do drugs!
Whenever I'm in the shower I sing this...
"*** a ***-- " Listen.
"*** a *** and paid a donkey instead..."
"Such is the fate of a retard junkie on meds..."
--but you're a *** high on meds...