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[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: UGH! I LOST AGAIN!
>> Mordecai: HMM! HMM!
>> Rigby: THIS STUPID THING WAS
THROWING ME OFF.
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
POPS' "MUSTACHES MONTHLY."
BENSON TOLD US TO DELIVER THIS
WEEKS AGO.
YOU HAVE TO GIVE THIS TO POPS.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
WHY DO I HAVE TO?
>> Mordecai: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE
TOOL WHO CRAMMED IT BETWEEN THE
SOFA CUSHIONS.
>> Rigby: I CAN'T GET UP NOW.
I'M GONNA LOSE THE SWEET
BUTT-CHEEK GROOVE I'VE BEEN
WORKING INTO THIS COUCH.
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT GOING UP
THOSE STAIRS, DUDE.
>> Rigby: FINE.
LET'S PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS
FOR IT.
HMM! HMM!
>> Mordecai: UGH. WHATEVER.
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
POPS. YO, POPS.
I FOUND YOUR "MUSTACHE MONTHLY."
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Pops: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Pops: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Pops: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Both: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Mordecai: [ PANTING ]
STOP PLAYING FOR A SECOND!
WHEN I WENT UPSTAIRS, POP'S WAS
GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SO?
>> Mordecai: AND HE DIDN'T HAVE
A TOWEL.
>> Rigby: EW!
>> Mordecai: I TRIED TO NOT LOOK
AND JUST GIVE HIM THE MAGAZINE,
BUT I SAW HIS --
>> Rigby: HIS JUNK MAIL?
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
I'M MENTALLY SCARRED.
IT'S LIKE THE IMAGE IS GLUED TO
THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS.
EVERY SAGGY, WRINKLED,
SHRIVELED, PASTY --
>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA!
DON'T PUT IT IN MY HEAD!
>> Mordecai: THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
>> Rigby: I'LL HELP YOU TO
FORGET IF YOU PROMISE TO STOP
TALKING ABOUT IT.
>> Mordecai: DEAL.
>> Rigby: WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME
STRONG JOHN!
>> Mordecai: LET'S DO IT.
>> Both: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> Rigby: MORDECAI, WAIT!
[ SIGHS ]
IF THIS DOESN'T TAKE YOUR MIND
OFF OF POPS, NOTHING WILL.
>> Mordecai: WHAT, COFFEE?
THANKS DUDE, BUT I DON'T SEE
HOW --
>> Rigby: NO, DUDE.
MARGARET.
>> Margaret: TWO SANDWICHES AND
ONE SODA.
>> Rigby: HMM? HMM?
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
>> Rigby: HMM?! HMM?! HMM?!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
IT WORKED.
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO
DRINK, MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> Rigby: COME ON.
LET'S GET SOME MOVIES.
THAT'LL GET YOUR MIND OFF POPS.
>> Mordecai: AAH! OHH!
OHH!
>> Rigby: SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?
>> Mordecai: NO!
>> Rigby: I'LL GO SEE IF THEY
HAVE "GOOD COP, SAD COP."
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: HEY, MAN, HAVE ANY
COPIES OF "GOOD COP, SAD COP"?
[ EXPLOSIONS ON TELEVISION ]
HELLO?
>> SURE, MAN.
LET ME CHECK FOR YOU.
[ WHIR ]
>> Rigby: SO, NO THEN?
>> OH, YEAH. NO.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT.
JUST THESE AND WHATEVER MY
FRIEND'S GETTING.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: I GUESS JUST THESE.
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
>> "PLANET CHASERS STARLIGHT
EXCELLENT."
>> Rigby: IS IT GOOD?
>> I WATCH "PLANET CHASER
STARLIGHT EXCELLENT" ALL DAY,
EVERY DAY.
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ZAPPING ]
>> Rigby: OHH!
HOW DO YOU WATCH THAT?
IT'S LIKE BARFING RAINBOWS IN MY
EYES!
>> I WATCH "PLANET CHASER
STARLIGHT EXCELLENT" ALL DAY,
EVERY DAY.
>> Rigby: YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.
>> I WATCH IT ALL DAY, EVERY
DAY.
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU ALREADY SAID
THAT.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
>> ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
>> I WATCH IT ALL DAY, EVERY
DAY.
EVERY DAY.
>> Rigby: WHOA!
I'M JUST GONNA BORROW THIS.
TRUST ME, MAN, THIS WILL MAKE
YOU FORGET.
>> Mordecai: NO! NO!
I'M NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN.
EVERY TIME I OPEN MY EYES, I SEE
POPS NAKED.
>> Rigby: JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE.
>> Mordecai: NO!
>> Rigby: LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT IT!
>> Mordecai: GET OFF!
I'M NOT LOOKING AT A STUPID --
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: YES!
CO-O-O-O-OL!
DID IT WORK?
MORDECAI? MORDECAI?
DO YOU REMEMBER SEEING POPS
NAKED?
POPS NAKED, NUDE, IN THE BUFF?
NAKED POPS, NAKED POPS, NAKED
POPS.
AWESOME!
DUDE, IT TOTALLY WORKED!
UP HIGH!
LET'S GET YOU SOME COFFEE.
MARGARET!
THE USUAL -- TWO COFFEES,
PLEASE!
BETTER MAKE THAT ESPRESSO.
>> Margaret: HEY, MORDECAI,
YOU'RE BACK!
FEELING BETTER?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Margaret: MORDECAI?
>> OH, MY GOSH.
IS MORDECAI IGNORING YOU?
>> Margaret: IS IT JUST ME OR
DOES MORDECAI LOOK LIKE HE'S
BEEN WORKING OUT?
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
WE'RE FINALLY GONNA HAVE SOME
FUN!
JUST TWO FRIENDS HANGING OUT,
LETTING THE GOOD TIMES ROLL,
LIKE OLD TIMES!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!
HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS EVER SINCE
HE WATCHED THE VIDEO!
AND NOW HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANY
OF THE STUFF WE USED TO DO.
>> Skips: VIDEO?
IT WASN'T "PLANET STARLIGHT
CHASERS EXCELLENT," WAS IT?
>> Rigby: UH...YEAH. WHY?
>> Skips: WE HAVE TO WATCH THE
TAPE.
[ CLICK ]
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TAPE SQUEALING ]
>> Rigby: WE'RE IN!
WAIT, WHERE ARE WE?
>> Mordecai: WE'RE IN THE TAPE,
DUDE.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI! DUDE!
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THE POINT?
WHETHER I'M IN HERE OR OUT
THERE, I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT
SEEING POPS NAKED.
>> Rigby: UGH!
YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT
THAT?
GET OVER IT ALREADY.
>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T GET IT,
DUDE.
IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST
UNSEE.
>> Skips: WE HAVE TO CHANGE
YOUR MEMORY.
>> Mordecai: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Skips: IF WE FIND YOUR
MEMORY OF POPS AND COVER IT, YOU
WON'T REMEMBER SEEING HIM NAKED.
>> Mordecai: WHERE DO WE START?
>> Skips: YOUR MEMORIES ARE OVER
THERE.
>> Both: WHOA.
>> Rigby: WEIRD.
WHY ARE WE IN THE COFFEE SHOP?
>> Skips: THESE ARE HIS
MEMORIES.
>> Rigby: WHOA!
OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER THAT, TOO.
>> Skips: THIS ISN'T THE MEMORY
WE NEED!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE NEED TO
FIND POPS' ROOM.
>> Rigby: EASY, LET'S GO BACK TO
THE HOUSE.
THERE'S THE EXIT!
>> ALL DAY, EVERY DAY...
>> Skips: MEMORY ISN'T LOGICAL.
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING TILL
WE FIND THE --
>> Mordecai: THE HOUSE!
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER.
>> All: POPS' ROOM!
>> Rigby: OH, GROSS!
>> Skips: QUICK!
COVER HIM WITH THAT BLANKET!
[ FLOOR SQUEAKS ]
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...
>> Skips: GET HIM!
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Benson: YOU IDIOTS!
IF YOU DON'T CLEAN THIS...
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Rigby: POPS ISN'T REALLY LIKE
THIS!
WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH HIM!
HOW COME HE'S SO FAST?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW!
I JUST REMEMBER EVERYTHING
HAPPENING REALLY FAST!
LIKE, I PUT DOWN THE MAGAZINE
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN POPS WAS
THERE!
IT WAS JUST LIKE HE -- OH!
HUH?
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
THAT'S IT!
JUST START REMEMBERING STUFF,
DUDE!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Skips: YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR
MEMORIES TO CATCH POPS.
>> Rigby: THINK OF SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: THINK HARDER!
>> Mordecai: I'M TRYING!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: YES!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HE'S STILL TOO FAST!
>> Skips: REMEMBER SOMETHING TO
BLOCK HIS PATH.
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T!
>> Rigby: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE
ATE ALL THAT CEREAL?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE MUST HAVE
EATEN, LIKE, A MILLION BOXES
BECAUSE YOU WANTED THAT LAME
"STRONG JOHNS" FIGURINE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
UH, I REMEMBER WHEN MARGARET HAD
THAT GIGANTIC BOYFRIEND!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Rigby: NICE!
>> Mordecai: MARGARET'S
BOYFRIENDS WERE ALWAYS REALLY
LAME.
>> Skips: WE HAVE TO CUT OFF HIS
PATH.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
I REMEMBER THAT CRAZY STEEP
CLIFF AT THE END OF THE PARK.
[ LAUGHS ]
NOW HE'S GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
>> Rigby: HE'S NOT SLOWING DOWN!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
NOW WHAT?
>> Mordecai: MM.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Mordecai: GETTING RID OF THAT
MEMORY.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
I DID IT! I CAUGHT HIM!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: UH, UH...
I REMEMBER THE TIME WE RIPPED A
HOLE IN THAT KID'S BOUNCY
CASTLE!
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: DID IT WORK?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I THINK SO.
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE,
SKIPS?
>> I THINK I CAN HELP.
>> Rigby: IT'S THE GUY FROM THE
VIDEO STORE!
>> THERE'S A TAPE STICKING OUT
OF THAT WALL OVER THERE.
GRAB ON TO IT, AND YOU SHOULD BE
HOME FREE.
>> Rigby: DON'T YOU WANT TO
LEAVE, TOO?
>> NAH, I'M KIND OF INTO NOT
HAVING TO WORK FOR THE REST OF
MY LIFE.
>> Mordecai: HERE GOES.
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TAPE SQUEALING ]
IT'S GONE!
NAKED POPS IS GONE!
I DON'T REMEMBER IT ANYMORE!
>> Benson: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?
WHAT IS THIS MESS?
I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A SHOWER
AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU GUYS
SCREWING THINGS UP!
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Benson: AHEM!
ALL RIGHT.
THE OPTIONS FOR THIS MONTH'S
GAME NIGHT ARE...
CHECKERS, CARDS, DOUBLE-DUTCH,
TIDDLYWINKS, AND...
"MY MOM" ISN'T A GAME,
MUSCLE MAN.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
>> Muscle Man: LOOKS LIKE I WIN!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Pops: LET'S PLAY
BILBO CATCHER!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Skips: THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE?
>> Benson: OKAY, LET'S VOTE.
>> Mordecai: [ YAWNS ]
>> Benson: YES, MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: OH, NOTHING.
>> Benson: DO YOU HAVE A BETTER
IDEA?
>> Mordecai: WE COULD PLAY ONE
OF THOSE STALE OLD GAMES WE
USUALLY PLAY.
>> Rigby: OR WE COULD PLAY THE
SCI-FI FANTASY EPIC OF THE
CENTURY!
BEHOLD, THE REALM OF DARTHON!
>> Mordecai: ♪ BA NA NA
NA NA NA NA ♪
>> Benson: SO, WHAT IS IT?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A ROLE-PLAYING
GAME.
WE MAKE UP AN ADVENTURE, AND YOU
GUYS TRY TO BEAT IT.
>> Rigby: YOU CAN USE MAGIC AND
STUFF!
>> Pops: A GAME OF IMAGINATION?
WHAT FUN!
>> Muscle Man: SOUNDS LAME.
>> Rigby: NO WAY!
>> Mordecai: THE GUY AT THE
STORE TOLD US IT'S THE HOTTEST
RPG OF THE YEAR.
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
ALL IN FAVOR?
>> Benson: YES!
>> Muscle Man: I GUESS.
>> Both: WHOO!
DARTHON!
DARTHON!
WHOO-HOO!
>> Rigby: GET READY FOR THE BEST
GAME NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!
>> Mordecai: "YOUR PARTY WALKS
DOWN A LONG HALLWAY AND REACHES
A LOCKED DOOR.
WHAT DO YOU DO?"
>> Muscle Man: I SMASH IT OPEN
WITH MY WAR CLAW.
THEN A BUNCH OF LADIES COME OUT,
AND THEY'RE ALL, "OOH,
MUSCLE MAN!
QUIT PINCHING MY BUTT WITH YOUR
WAR CLAW!"
>> Rigby: ROLL THE 50-SIDED DIE
TO SEE IF YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR.
>> Skips: ALL WE HAVE IS A
48-SIDED DIE AND TWO MARBLES.
>> Rigby: CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]
DID IT WORK?
>> Rigby: UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Muscle Man: THIS BLOWS.
>> Pops: MORDECAI!
MORDECAI!
I RECKON I'D LIKE A TURN NOW.
>> Mordecai: CYBORG COWBOYS TAKE
THREE DAYS TO AWAKEN FROM
HYPERSLEEP.
SORRY, POPS.
>> Pops: OH.
>> Skips: CAN'T HE CAST A SAVING
THROW?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Benson: WHAT DOES ALL THIS
STUFF MEAN?
ARE WE EVEN IN DARTHON YET?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Benson: OR IS THAT JUST AN
ARTIFACT OR SOMETHING?
>> Mordecai: UH...
"YOUR PARTY IS SUDDENLY AMBUSHED
BY A FLOCK OF MAN-BATS!"
SKIPS THE MIGHTY GETS FIRST
STRIKE.
>> Skips: EEE-YAH!
>> Rigby: LET'S SEE.
PIRATE SAMURAI HAVE +2
CONSTITUTION, -3 CHARISMA.
DIVIDE BY NUMBER OF GEESE.
DO WE HAVE A PROTRACTOR?
>> Benson: I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> Muscle Man: WORST GAME NIGHT
EVER!
>> Rigby: AAH!
DUDE, THEY'RE RIGHT!
THIS GAME SUCKS.
>> Mordecai: LET'S GET OUR MONEY
BACK.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Rigby: OUT OF THE WAY!
OUT OF THE WAY, EVERYBODY!
>> Mordecai: COMING THROUGH.
COMING THROUGH.
>> Rigby: OUT OF THE WAY!
OUT OF THE WAY, PEOPLE!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE HERE FOR A
REFUND.
>> I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU A
REFUND, BUT YOU NEED A RECEIPT
FOR THAT.
>> Rigby: I GOT A RECEIPT RIGHT
HERE.
>> EXCELLENT.
AND NOW THE UNOPENED PRODUCT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
YOU CAN'T RETURN IT IF IT'S
OPENED?!
>> WELL, YES.
IT'S CLEARLY STATED ON THE BACK
OF YOUR RECEIPT.
>> Rigby: WHAT? THAT'S LAME!
YOU CAN BARELY EVEN SEE THE
WRITING!
>> YES, WELL, PERHAPS IF YOU
LEARNED TO READ, IT WOULD BE
EASY FOR YOU TO SEE.
GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN!
>> Rigby: DUDE, JUST GIVE US OUR
MONEY BACK.
THIS GAME BLOWS!
>> UH, THE REALM OF DARTHON DOES
NOT BLOW.
YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING IT WRONG.
IT'S A ROLE-PLAYING GAME.
YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR
IMAGINATION.
>> Rigby: NO WAY, DUDE.
THE GAME IS THE PROBLEM, NOT US.
>> UH, HEY, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA
BE WRAPPING THIS UP SOON, OR...
>> OH, YEAH.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
>> Mordecai: HMM-HMM!
OKAY.
I GUESS YOU WON'T MIND THEN IF
WE TELL PEOPLE HOW COOL YOUR
GAME IS.
HEY, EVERYBODY, DON'T WASTE YOUR
TIME WAITING IN LINE FOR THIS
HUGE PIECE.
IT'S PROBABLY THE WORST GAME
WE'VE EVER PLAYED.
>> Rigby: YEAH, AND HE WON'T
EVEN GIVE US A REFUND!
THIS GUY DOESN'T GIVE REFUNDS,
PEOPLE!
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> LET'S GO.
I WANT YOU TWO OUT OF MY STORE
NOW!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
WE CAN'T LET THAT GUY GET AWAY
WITH THIS.
DUDE, WE SPENT THE LAST OF OUR
CASH ON IT.
WE HAVE TO GET OUR MONEY BACK.
>> Rigby: YEAH!
SO, UH, HOW DO WE DO THAT?
>> Mordecai: WE'LL JUST SABOTAGE
HIS BUSINESS UNTIL HE GIVES US
OUR REFUND.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> HA! NICE OUTFITS!
[ COUGHS ]
LOSERS.
[ ALL LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: YOU DON'T LIKE THESE
COSTUMES?
BUT THEY'RE FROM THE
"MAKE YOUR OWN" SECTION OF THE
DARTHON GAME BOOK.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: THAT'S RIGHT.
WE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
PERFECTLY.
>> YOU USED TOILET-PAPER ROLLS
INSTEAD OF PAPER-TOWEL ROLLS!
THE COSTUMES LOOK AWESOME WHEN
YOU DO IT RIGHT.
>> Rigby: YEAH?
DO THEY LOOK AS AWESOME AS THE
GAME PIECES?
>> UGH!
>> W-WAIT!
THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER CHARACTERS
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PIXIE
SORCERER!
>> Mordecai: NO, THERE AREN'T.
THEY'RE ALL JUST THE SAME WITH
DIFFERENT COSTUMES.
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THAT
KIND OF GAME!
>> Rigby: NOBODY KNOWS WHAT KIND
OF GAME IT IS.
>> Mordecai: IS IT MEDIEVAL,
SCI-FI, WESTERN?
>> IT'S A ROLE-PLAYING GAME!
YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR
IMAGINATION!
UGH!
>> Rigby: THAT'S RIGHT.
GO GET US OUR REFUND!
>> NO WAY.
>> HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
>> I CAN AFFORD THAT.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS CAMPAIGN
IS JUST GETTING STARTED.
[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THAT'S IT!
THE REALM OF DARTHON DOES NOT
SUCK!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT YOUR
COSTUME DOES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NO REFUNDS!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Both: AAAAH!
>> Rigby: DUDE, CHECK OUT OUR
COSTUMES.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WHERE ARE WE?
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> WELCOME TO THE REALM OF
DARTHON!
LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT LEAVING
WITHOUT A REFUND.
>> THEN COME AND GET IT.
[ METAL CLANGS ]
[ ANIMALS CHATTERING ]
>> Rigby: YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Mordecai: I THINK IT'S COMING
FROM UP...AHEAD!
>> Rigby: AAH!
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?
>> Mordecai: IGNORE THEM, DUDE.
THEY'RE JUST LAME ENEMIES FROM
THE GAME!
>> LAME?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MAN-BATS'
TEAMWORK?
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: NEXT TIME SEND ENEMIES
THAT DON'T BLOW.
>> WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE
THOSE ENEMIES, HOW ABOUT SOME
MUTANT JELLYFISH, ROBO-BEARS,
ANGRY TREE PEOPLE WITH PIXIE
SORCERERS?!
>> Mordecai: WATCH OUT!
DUDE, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF
THEM!
>> COME ON!
EVERYONE KNOWS TECHNOMANCERS CAN
SUMMON ALLIES.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
[ BEEPING ]
>> Rigby: SUMMON ALLIES!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Benson: WHAT THE?!
I TOLD YOU GUYS I DIDN'T WANT TO
PLAY THIS GAME.
>> Mordecai: WE NEED YOUR HELP!
>> Rigby: WE NEED TO GET A
REFUND FROM THE GAME MASTER!
>> Benson: WHAT?!
[ BEAR ROARS ]
[ TING! ]
WHEN THIS IS OVER, YOU TWO ARE
DEAD!
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Pops: OOH!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: HA HA! YEAH!
>> UGH! I CHANGED MY MIND.
NECROMANCERS CAN'T SUMMON
ALLIES!
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: HE'S JUST CHEATING
SO HE CAN WIN!
>> Rigby: QUIT CHEATING!
>> I'M NOT CHEATING!
I'M USING MY IMAGINATION!
THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS GAME FUN!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S WHAT MAKES
THIS GAME BLOW.
>> ENOUGH!
I WON'T ALLOW YOU TO INSULT MY
REALM ANY LONGER!
I...AM...DARTHON!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> STILL THINK THIS GAME BLOWS?
>> Both: AAAH!
>> [ ROARS ]
[ ZAP! ]
>> LIGHTNING BOLTS HAVE NO
EFFECT ON GIANT MONSTERS.
[ ZAP! ]
PROJECTILE WEAPONS DEAL DAMAGE
TO THE USER.
OH, NO!
YOU STEPPED IN THE PERMAFROST
PUDDLE!
PLAYERS ARE FROZEN IN PLACE.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Rigby: STAY BACK!
SELF-DESTRUCT?
[ BOOM! ]
>> Mordecai: WE ARE NOT FROZEN.
[ BOOM! ]
LOOKS LIKE IT'S OUR TURN!
>> YOUR PARTY IS WASHED AWAY BY
A FLOOD!
>> OUR +3 AWESOMENESS REPELS
WATER!
>> AAAAH!
>> Rigby: FIREBALLS ARE MADE OF
KITTENS!
[ KITTENS SQUEAK ]
>> KITTENS ARE MAN-EATING
TIGERS!
>> Mordecai: MAN-EATING TIGERS
TURN INTO STUFFED ANIMALS!
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> PLAYERS LOSE THEIR WEAPONS
WHEN RUNNING!
>> Mordecai: WARRIORS CARRY THE
IMMUNITY SWORD, WHICH IS IMMUNE
TO ALL RULE CHANGES!
[ SHING! ]
>> W-WHAT?!
NO!
THAT'S NOT --
>> AAH! AAH! OH! OH!
>> Mordecai: NOW GIVE US OUR
REFUND.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> Rigby: YEAH! WE DID IT!
>> Mordecai: WE DID IT!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: OH, DUDE!
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH, I'M FINE.
HERE'S YOUR REFUND.
>> Mordecai: NO, IT'S COOL.
YOU SHOULD KEEP IT.
>> NO, NO, NO.
YOU BEAT ME FAIR AND SQUARE.
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WE CAN TAKE YOU TO THE
HOSPITAL.
>> NO, NO.
I'M FINE.
I JUST NEED AN ICE PACK.
I JUST GOT TO --
I GOT TO GO HOME AND LAY DOWN
FOR A MINUTE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER,
TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Pops: MORDECAI! RIGBY!
>> Mordecai: POPS!
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
>> Benson: WE WERE HIDING IN THE
ARMOR CLOSET.
THEN SUDDENLY WE WERE IN THE
STOCK ROOM AT SHOE FARM.
>> Rigby: GOOD THING IT WAS
WORTH IT!
7 BONES, BABY!
>> Benson: $7?!
WE ALMOST DIED FOR $7?!
>> Rigby: THE NUMBERS AREN'T
IMPORTANT.
>> Mordecai: IT WAS THE
PRINCIPLE.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
IF WE'RE GONNA SPEND THAT KIND
OF MONEY, IT'S GOT TO BE ON A
COOL GAME.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SOMETHING
LIKE TRAIL OF ELDERITCH OR THE
LAIR OF ANTHELON.
>> Rigby: DUDE, IS THAT OUT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT CAME OUT
LAST WEEK.
>> Both: YEAH!