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Previously on Rescue Me
I bought this for us.
I-
You think i wanted this?
Huh?is that what you think?
You son of a ***!
***! Tommy.
Tommy!
Tommy!
What really happened that night?
You know the truth, tommy.
What?
You couldn't get it up.
I tried everything.
It's not that funny.
Your limp, lifeless little ***
Might actually save your ***.
Ha ha ha!
You wanna go play chief,
You go play at some other *** house.
This is my house.
I make the rules.
You know why she's
Marrying you, right?
Because i'm a big, strong,
Attractive, almost thin guy
Who's not afraid to express
Himself justice-wise.
No, because you're trapped in here,
And she knows that
You're not gonna cheat on her.
I got a girl.
Really?
She's in a wheelchair.
But she's got the sweetest ***.
Who's the guy?
That's my vollie.
That's my lifesaver.
He's the one that pulled me out.
You're datin' the guy
Who saved your life?
Yeah.
You remember, uh, colleen,
My--my oldest.
Ahem.
She, uh
Ran away with her scumbag boyfriend.
She's 18 now?
Yeah, but--but
You gonna help me or what?
I can--give me the boyfriend's name.
How you doin', kid?
I'm engaged.
You're kiddin'.
Nope.
Who's the lucky girl?
Steven, my boyfriend.
I'd like you to sort of be my best man.
I want you to do something for me.
Anything, ma.
Kill me.
We're gonna have to make
This kid a serious offer.
Yeah, like what?
I don't know.
You know,no--no grunt work.
You want a winning crew's team again,
We're all gonna have to pay th
Hey, where you goin'?
They found colleen.
Faster, nels.
Hey, tom, we're not even
Legally on a call, all right?
You know you got insurance
Investigators breathin' down your neck.
You got headquarters crawlin' up your ***.
You really want more ***
On the plate right now?
It's my *** daughter,lou.
Jesus, tommy.
I didn't think you were bringing
The ninth cavalry with you.
Are they here?
Yeah, apartment 4f.
This
Building here.
You gotta let me know,
I don't really have a plan right now.
Hey, garrity,bring that halligan.
Tommy, go easy.
I'm outta here.
Tommy!
What? Is there a fire?
Excuse me.
Colleen!
Excuse me.
What's going on?
Colleen!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Where is she?
You must be mr.
Gavin.
Colleen.
That's mr.
Gavin to you, ok?
That's what i just said.
What? Shut up, ok?
Colleen.
Daddy?
Oh, my god.
Ah, ah.
Blinders.
Blinders.
Blinders.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me tell you somethin'.
Yeah.
This better not go in the--
It's not goin'
In the spank bank.
Better not.
I promise.
Right.
Go ahead.
Go put some clothes on.
Let's go.
We're goin'.
Let's go.
What?
Come on.
Jesus.
Mr.
Gavin, please.
It's not what it looks like.
Fake baby head?
That's the name
Of my new band.
Yeah, you can, um,
Hit him now.
Wh--please, mr.
Gavin,
Just let me just explain, ok?
Explain what, how you
Kidnapped my daughter?
He didn't!
You know what?
God, dad!
Aah! Aah! What?!
Dad, this is so embarrassing.
Get your
What can i say?
She's in love with me.
She's--let me explain
Something, ok?
She's an 18-year-old
Filled with raging
Hormones who also happens to be
A rock-'n'-roll fanatic,all right?
If that couch was the
Lead singer in fake baby head,
She'd be having sex with it, ok?
You follow?
Yeah, i do.
All right, good.
Look, i--
Ooh.
Whoa.
You touched me.
Guys, did you just see that?
No,no, no.
eyes down.
We got the blinders on.
Ok, look up now, ***.
Look, sorry.
I was just
Trying to get your attention.
Oh, you--you got my attention.
Come here.
Come over re.
Yeah.
Let me ask you something?
Does that, uh,nose ring hurt?
What?
The nose ring.
Does it hurt?
No.
No? That's interesting.
Um,
How about now? Huh?
Let's go.
come on.
Let's go.
No, no,forget tony.
Stop.
No.
Daddy!
I'm not going.
Grab her jacket, guys.
Let's go.
Out, out, out,
Colleen.
Colleen.
let's go.
Dad, get off of me!
Get in the truck.
Stop it! No!
Get in the truck.
No! No!
I'm not going with
You anywhere.
Sto p it.
Stop!
Get in the *** truck.
No! I'm not going with you!
I told your mother i was
Bringin' you home.
Let's go.
No! I can't live with
Your *** anymore!
Ok?there's no screaming or
Fighting or drinking here.
Ok, there's a little bit of drinking, but--
But i never wake up to find my
Father passed out on the couch.
You don't own me anymore.
I'm legal!
And i'm staying here with someone who
Loves me and who treats me with respect.
Eat *** and die,
Dad.
Go to hell.
Colleen.
You know, you could have come to me
And we could have discussed a plan
A plan based on common sense,
Ok, on how she felt
And on how i felt.
But no,as usual,all you could do
Was think about how you felt.
You know, at this point,
I would think that acting like an animal
Would no longer even be an option.
You know, w-when are you gonna get it
Through someone in the face
Is not going to solve anything?
Huh? When?
Oh, my god.
Is he asleep?
No.
I don't think so.
Shh.
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
You know what?
Keep--keep criticizing me.
I think
It's--i think it's workin'.
What?
Yeah.
Lay it on me.
It's not like that's gonna be a problem.
I mean,i could go on all day about
What a lousy father you are.
That's right.
Hmm? And about how controlling
And manipulative you can be.
That's right.
Daddy's very controlling.
Yes, he can.
Ok, you wanna know
What you're gonna do?
What?
You're gonna go back to tony's
And you are gonna apologize.
I certainly am not.
No, i'm not.
Tommy, you are going over there
To apologize.
i'm not apologizing.
Because that is the only way that
We might get our daughter back.
And now,
I'm gonna continue to bad-mouth
You from this other room here
Because the mere sight of
Your daddy is making me sick.
And now you,
Your daddy is a selfish,
Selfish prick.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, he is.
You gotta do
Somethin'for me, stu.
I gotta be able to
Take that test again.
Jerry, i looked at your file.
Your heart, you got
Permanent damage.
I'm in the best ***
Shape of my life.
Doesn't matter.
Could run a *** marathon,
But have a heart attack
Clipping your toenails.
Plus all that *** in
Your lungs from ground zero.
I'm not saying you're
Gonna die tomorrow,
But i wouldn't be buying
Green bananas, you know?
Jesus, stu.
I'm kidding, sort of.
Look,the department
Can't take the chance.
They give you another
Shot at the test
You croak during it or on
The job later,they're screwed.
Your family could take the
City to the *** cleaners.
Look, i got some cash.
It's not much, but we could
Grease somebody's palm.
You--
Jerry, stop.
Time to hang it up.
I gotta get back, stu.
I got nothin' else.
Ok, let me run something by you.
I got an opening in my department here.
I could use a vet like you.
What, pushin' a pencil?
You move paper around,look
Busy a couple hours a day.
Jerry, i'm 10 years down here.
Life ain't so bad.
To a desk,huh?
Beats bustin' your
Hump out on the job.
You don't freeze
In the winter.
You don't sweat
In the summer.
Take home a nice paycheck,
And you got somewhere
To go 5 days a week.
And, oh,heh.
You don't burn to death.
Think about it, huh?
Hey.
How are you?
Good.
Good.
What are ya readin'?
Um, article about,
Uh,john mccain.
Thinkin' of votin'
For him.
Good man.
I think he's the--
He's the way to go in
Really?
Two thousand--yeah.
I'm--
I'm not done with it yet.
You all right?
Yeah, fine.
Why?
I don't know.
You just
--you look a little, uh,
Weary,sleepy, somethin'.
Newborn baby
At home.
Hello.
Right.
Yeah.
Of course.
Not to mention,
My wife bustin'my balls
About that colleen thing
Heh heh.
Yeah.
She wants me to
Apologize to the stupid prick.
Yeah.
The--the baby?
No, no.
You're--of course you're
Not talkin' about the baby.
You're--you'r
Talkin'about
Colleen's
Yeah.
Yeah, boyfriend.
Ahem.
Right.
Imagine me goin' and
Apologizin' to--pss pss--
That guy?
Yeah.
Ii mean
Yeah.
I mean, i can
Imagine it.
You know,i think you were a little
--i'm gonna stop talking now.
What are you--
What are you watchin'?
It's a--pfft.
It's a gay guy sellin'
Revitalizin'skin cream.
Is that like a soap?
No, it's like a
--you know,face cream.
So gay, you know?like
Yeah.
i mean,you want
Cream on your face,
Right,blow your boyfriend.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, you know what?
Mikey uses that stuff.
I've seen it.
This stuff?
Yeah.
He's got it.
Here? Yeah.
I've seen it in his locker.
He puts it on before
And after every shift.
***.
Yeah.
We should bust his balls about that.
Yeah.
No, definitely.
Jesus.
Look like a hag.
Hey.
What're you doing?
Oh, i was
For some, uh,
Toothpaste, and
Good morning, gents.
This rolled onto the floor.
What're you doing with
My reading glasses?
Uh, they--they were on
The floor with this cream.
Hey, listen.
Garrity said
Janet wants you to apologize to
That little prick jagger so you
Can get colleen back.
Yeah.
You believe that ***?
I mean, apologies don't mean
*** to a--to a teenage girl,
All right? You gotta take a
Beating if you wanna win her back.
What do you mean, like
"take a beating" take a beating?
"take a beating"
Take a beating?
Gonna have to go over there.
You're gonna have to mix
It up again with him,
But this time,
You do
You gotta get him so pissed
At you that he really really,
Really just wants to kill you.
You know, so just be yourself.
And then you take the beating
Like the little *** that you are.
Daddy's little girl
Kneels by your side,
Tears.
all of a sudden,
He's the shitheel.
You're the victim.
Get a little
Of that sympathy goin' your way.
I don't know if i can
Do that, lou.
I just--
Aw, you can do it.
You do it for colleen.
I'll go with you.
don't worry
About it.
it'll be fun.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, mary kay,
What are you doin'?
Oh, i--i just
--i got this new stuff.
It's a skin moisturizer for men.
It's got all, like,these
Vitamins and nutriments in it.
Yeah.
It's also
A breath freshener.
Right.
i saw it on
Oprah a couple weeks ago.
Really?
Yeah.
It's,
Like--not only moisturizes,
But it's like,antiwr antiwrinkle,
Like,reduces pores
And fine lines and,
Like--oh, it covers
Blemishes and acne scars,too.
You want to try it?
Yeah, hold on just a second.
Yeah, yeah.
Just as i thought.
Balls.
No, thanks.
Hey, kid, that
Stuff really work?
Uh, yeah.
You want some?
Yeah.
I'll just put a little
Bit under my eyes, maybe.
Oh, it's great for that.
It lightens up dark circles.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I saw some thing about that
On the home shopping network.
Oh, yeah.
Just like this?
Uh-huh.
Put--put a
Little around your mouth.
It's, like,
Great for frown lines.
What are you sayin'?
Well, you--you do
Frown a lot, tommy.
Jesus christ i look like
Walter matthau, jr.
This is really nice, like,
Me being able to help
You out,you know?
Yeah.
Heh heh.
You got more of this ***?
Yeah.
I mean, i--
I can get more.
Does it come in, like,
One big tub instead of
No, just--just
Those little tubes.
Oh, ok.
You know, tom.
heh.
It's just nice, like,
Talking,you know?
Like, maybe we can
Go out and grab, like,
Dinner sometime or somethin',
You know,talk some more.
Talk about what?
Stuff that's going on at home
Stuff.
You know,
Like my mom's been really
Sick lately,you know,
Gettin' worse.
I thought she was
Gettin' better.
No.
Ooh.
Stuff's got, like,
A real, like, uh,
Cooling action goin' on.
She's gettin' worse, tommy.
You know,
It worries me,
And it sucks i don't have
Anybody to talk to about it.
That's why i'm sayin' maybe
We can go grab somethin'.
No.
Yeah.
Hi.
You ready
For our big date?
Oh, the big date.
When's that?
Tomorrow night.
I will pick you up.
You know what?
Can't do it.
Um, somethin' came up.
What came up?
Death.
Death?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh,
The probie's mom died.
Well,she's not dead.
She's, like--she's,
You know,kind of
On he--death's door.
You know,
She's--i don't think
She's gonna make it
Through the night,
***.
It's not ***.
I got the guy right here.
You want me--you want me
To put on the phone?
Yeah.
Put him on the phone.
I--
I can't put him on the phone.
The poor guy's grief-stricken.
How you doin',mike?
I'm fine.
He sounds ok to me.
Yeah, well, you know,
He's in one of those stages.
You know,they have the
It's grieving,d-denial, burial.
He's in the denial phase.
All right, so you guys are
You going to the hospital
We've been to the hospital
The last 3 nights,
And the food sucks there so
I'm takin' him out you know,
Throwin' some good food
Into him so he can,you know
Get ready to be an orphan in
The next 48 hours or so.
So where you guys going?
Where we going? I'll tell you
Where we're goin'.
We're goin'to,uh, frank's.
Angelo and maxie's.
Frank angelo and maxie's.
It's a new place.
Look, nona,
You're an attractive girl.
I like you, ok?
Yeah, whatever.
When are we going out?
It's just a scheduling problem,
You know.
I mean, sh--look.
Truthfully i don't think this
Broad's gonna make it through,
You know, the rest of the week,
So--you know, unless she lingers
And goes into a coma or somethin'.
But that's not a problem for me,
Cause i date during comas.
Actually been on a
Couple dates with people who
Were in comas while we were
On the dates, i think.
Hello? Nona?
That was rude.
So we're on, then?
No.
Aw, come on, tom.
I mean,
It's just--you know,
You know what? One hour,
No appetizers, no drinks beforehand,
And you're paying for everything.
Yeah.
No.
Jesus christ.
Aah!
Jesus christ,
Where ya been?
I been waiting
Here for, like, hours.
You got nothin' to eat
Or drink in the whole place.
How did youget in here?
I used to be a fireman,lenny,
Not to mention a criminal mastermind.
You bust in my window?
I'll fix it later.
I'm just not really
Comfortable with being outside.
I went right from
Living in a firehouse
To living in the big house.
Teddy
Mmm.
Mushroom.
Good choice.
Teddy, what the hell
Are you doin' here?
Remember how you told me
Ellie would lose interest in me
When i got sprung?
Well,it didn't work out
That way,my friend.
I had to ditch her
Downtown in a coffee shop.
I been on the run ever since.
Hey, i never took you for
A light beer drinker.
He called me a couple hours
Ago looking for you.
Ellie called you?
What'd you tell her?
That i hadn't seen or
Heard from you.
Oh, good man.
I called my brother.
He says she's been calling
Over there every half-hour.
It's like a gigantic net of
Need has blanketed the city!
You gotta hide me.
Oh.
You know, teddy,
My place is kinda small.
Oh, come on.
You're the one who
Said she'd bail on me.
You owe me.
Fine.
Oh, hey, i would tell
You to make yourself at home,
But it seems like you
Already did that.
You're payin'
For the window.
Jesus, lou.
Look at
The size of that one.
You know, at what point do
You make the turn from wanting
A little definition to
Becoming the incredible
Hulk with ***?
Aw, no, no, no
Take a closer look.
These chicks don't
Have *** anymore.
Jesus.
Could you imagine having
Sex with one of those girls?
Aw, man.
please.
The word "sex"just makes me want
To crawl into a hole and die.
Why? The nun still
Goin'full steam?
Gentlemen, if you ever get
The chance to become
Romantically involved with
A nun, brace yourself.
All those years she was
Saving herself for the lord,
Not indulging in fornication,
Well, when that dam breaks,
It breaks in a big way.
It's like a tsunami,
Only instead of water,
You get hit with sex
--exotic positions,rubbing,
Touching,sucking, probing.
The tsunami speech again?
I mean, the wave
Just keeps coming
Destroying everything in its path.
What i wouldn't give for
Well, why don't you
Just tell her you
Wanna take a break
From the sex thing?
That's what i'm doing.
Uh, no, mikey.
What you're doing is
Called not getting laid.
No.
It's a conscious
Choice,frank.
I'm celibate.
So, um, no *** whatsoever?
Nope.
And no more with the ***
And the balls and the hairy
*** and all that?
No, none of it.
Yeah, but you're still
Pullin' pud, right?
Are you kiddin'?
I'm forming calluses.
Attaboy.
So, uh,
How long is this no sex
Experiment supposed to last,anyway?
Until my *** resets.
Or he cuts off his
Hands in shop class.
You know,
I could help you out, mikey.
I got a giant box of maggie's ***.
I can let you borrow
Some if you need help,
You know, raisin' the flag.
Aw, jeez, sean.
i mean,
I may kind of been with a guy,
But i'm not such a *** that
I can't pop wood at will.
It's--not poppin' wood at
Will doesn't mean, you know,
You're a ***.
It just means,
You, you know might have a,
You know, emotional blockage
You know, temporary kind of
Mmm.
Like being a ***.
Man
Oh, my god
Look at this one.
Oh.
Jeez.
You know, tommy,
If you ever got the balls up to
Ask out that vollie, this is
What she may look like
Underneath that uniform.
First of all, i did ask out
The vollie.
I'm takin' her out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am.
And i'lltell
You somethin' else.
She's not--my chick
Is like 110 pounds.
She's all woman.
Yeah.
Well, she pulled your
Sorry *** out of a fire.
Allegedly.
Maybe she's juicin'.
Juice--the only juice
She's juicin' is
Cranberry juice.
Tommy, maybe
You wanna go upstairs
Take a little *** nap.
Yeah.
I think i will.
Hey, tommy, um, you gonna
Pick me up tomorrow night,
Or should i come by and get you?
No, hold on here hold on here.
You wanna share this with
The rest of the class, please?
Yeah.
No.
Hey, chief.
Hey, guys.
come on in the kitchen.
I got somethin'
I wanna talk to you about.
This is such a good idea.
Stick around.
I'm full of 'em.
I'll bet you are.
Know what i like about you?
No.
You're not like the
Cuginettes on long island.
You got class.
I mean it.
Yeah, well, i have found
That after you nearly die
You start takin',like, a little
Personal inventory,you know?
I mean,i got a second
Chance 'cause of you
And i wanna do something with it
I wanna be a better person.
I wanna,
Y set a better example for my son
Or somethin' like that.
Ohh!
You ok?
Heh heh.
Yeah.
Heh heh.
My tootsies are cold.
Can we take a break?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Come on.
Let's go.
So that's it?
Yeah, pretty much.
5 days
A week down at headquarters.
Put away a couple of bucks.
Maybe move down to hilton head
And spend the rest of my days
Workin' on my handicap.
It's a golf reference.
Any questions? Reactions?
Just such a shock.
Yeah, there's nobody more
Shocked than me, tom.
I'm ok with it now,
Though.
You know,
It's not like my life was
A piece of cake
Around here,anyway.
Nothing changes,
Nothing changes.
Yeah, but you at least
Gotta let us throw you
A retirement shindig, chief.
No, no, no.
I'm not retiring.
I'm still be around in
Case you guys need me.
Well, let us at least buy you
A couple drinks after the shift.
Yeah.
Nah,
I don't want a big to-do
About this, you know?
The less ceremony the better.
Plus,i gotta drive up to boston
For pete's commitment
Ceremony tomorrow.
Oh, that's right.
You're the father of the bride.
You nervous?
A little bit.
I want him to feel
Like i accepted him.
Have you?
Nah, but i want him
To think i do.
Yeah, well, then you gotta
Try to assimilate, chief,
You know, dress the part.
Assimilate?
You remember the birthday party
Peter threw a couple years ago?
We stood out like a couple of big sore,
Heterosexual thumbs.
I mean, not sean
And mike so much but you know,
The real men on the crew.
I got a new suit.
Nice,navy blue, single-breasted.
Nah, that's not gonna
Get you anywhere, chief.
You gotta show a
Little bit more flair,
Be flamboyant, you know,
Let your freak flag fly.
I--
I think i'll stick with what i got.
But your collective *** advice
Is greatly appreciated as always.
All right, boys,
I'm--go upstairs for bed.
Night, chief.
Anytime, chief.
You, uh, heard from
Your lawyer yet?
No.
Soon, though.
Think tommy'll
Have to go to jail?
I don't know.
I
--i don't think so.
I mean, i hope not.
I don't--the whole thing's
Such a *** mess.
You love him, don't you?
It's ok.
It's just, you know,
Hard not to notice.
Every time
I bring his name up, it's like,
You know, somethin' gets lit.
Yeah, well, you happen to
Bring up his name a lot, so
Well, that's because he's
Like a legend at our house,
You know.
Everybody tells
Stories about his saves.
Yeah, he's a real heroic
Son of a ***.
So, you love him, right?
Maybe, but
It's like
The bad kind of love.
Well, i guess, uh,
Bad love's better than
No love at all,right?
You are so cute.
Heh heh.
You are so cute.
Hey, uh
Hey.
So you all right with this?
Yeah.
Ready to move on, tom.
Yeah?
Mmm.
So you're, uh--
You're readyto be a, uh
Pencil pusher?
Pfft.
I was gonna
Say desk jockey.
Ah.
Listen, uh
I hate to do this
But i gotta ask you a favor.
Sure.
For you, tom, anything.
Right.
I think the insurance
Company's gonna drop these charges
But, uh, i'm gettin'
Wind that somebody down
At headquarters is
Gonna start sniffin' around.
Could be a real pain
In the *** for me.
I'll look into it.
That'd be great.
Thanks, chief.
Yeah, you mean jerry.
The chief's upstairs
In my office.
Yeah, whatever.
I meant what i said.
Maybe bowling wasn't
The best idea, huh?
It's better than paintball.
They're havin' a great time.
Yeah.
We've been here for,
Like, an hour and a half, and
We're still on the third frame.
Well, think of it as more
Time we get to spend together.
Cute couple, huh?
Wh-what are you doin', babe?
I'm giving you an
Invitation to kiss me.
Hey, good effort, barbara.
Nice one.
What is it with you?
What?i don't know.
You used to be all over me,
And now anytime
I try to get close to you
Or i wanna spend some time
Alone with you,
Yo some excuse, or you insist
We bring richie along.
I'm just--you know, i'm
Trying to spend time with him,
Be a part of his life,
Be a good guy.
Yeah, i know.
It--it's sweet,
But it's just
You seem a little
More concerned about him
Than you do about me.
Well, he's retarded.
About us.
What about us? We're fine.
Well, i'm not fine.
I'm tired of living with 2
Retarded people--one mentally,
The other emotionally
I mean, do you--
Do you put any thought at
All into this relationship?
More than you know.
So tell me.
I--i can't right now.
You can't.
Look, nat, you know,
We only got 30 minutes left.
I'm trying to break a hundred.
Can we maybe talk after?
I'll tell you what.
Let's not talk at all.
Let's just go about our lives
Like nothing is wrong and
Let things fester until we
Completely destroy the relationship.
Is that a real option?
Nat.
Natalie, i was joking.
You go, franco.
The steak fry it's really good,
And they also have
Like,this killer,
Like cheesy pasta thing
It's like--
Whatever.
Ok, what's up?
What's up?
What?
Well, um
I know.
You wanna--you wanna
Talk about your mom.
What's--what's
--what's the deal?
She--she's like, you know--
Yeah, i know.
I know.
She was bad.
Now she's worse.
She's
Probably in a shitload of pain,
Blah, blah, blah.
Come on, kid.
What's the deal?
You got 58 minutes left.
What?
Well, she--she--
She asked me to kill her.
***.
Yeah.
Wow.
I know.
Sorry, kid.
How?
I don't know.
You know, i was thinkin' of,
Like, maybe, like,
Takin' a pillow and--
What, and smother her?
No?
No.
You can't do that.
Way too much work.
You got the strugglin'
And arms flailin',
Not to mention
The muffled screams.
Nurse walks in.
No.
can't do that.
That's a tough one, kid.
I don't know.
You--hey, hey, hey.
I swear to god.
You start cryin',
And i'm outta here.
Stop.
Christ.
It's my mom, you know.
I know.
I know.
Listen.
listen.
Stop.
Stop.
Listen to me.
Mikey,listen.
It's your--
It's your mom.
It's the woman who brought
You into this world.
Listen to me
And it's her dying request,
So you--you have to honor it,
What--what she asks.
What,they probably got her on,
Like,a morphine drip right?
So the easiest thing to do is
To just increase the amount,
Like 3 or 4 times
What she's already gettin',
And that way,
She basically overdoses,
But she'll nev--she'll die
In her sleep, basically.
Jeez, tom, i--i don't know.
Listen to me.
You gotta do this, ok?
It's the la she
Asked you for.
You owe it to her.
You suck it up.
Let her die with some dignity.
All right?
All right, stop.
Stop, opst,
Stop.
Come on.
You all right?
Hey,
Is thia isgay place?
Huh?
Let go of me.
Let go of me.
Ahem.
Why is it all guys in here?
It's not all guys.
Mostly guys.
It's probably
The "mandate" thing.
The what?
I--i read about this place
In new york magazine.
It's like this new fad.
It's called mandating.
It's like, ahem,
When guys go out to dinner and--
And they talk about things and--
And--but they don't talk about,
Like, you know, cars and sports
And stuff like that.
That's why there's
No tvs in here.
Yeah, or ***.
We can call it "bromancing"
If it makes you feel better.
Let me tell you something.
You ask a guy out
To a place like this,
You gotta give him a
Heads-up about what's goin' on.
Tom.
Take your hand off my hand.
Take your hand off my hand.
It's not a date thing.
Take your hand off my hand.
Comon, tommy.
Ieed you, man.
What are you lookin' at?
Oh, n-nothin'.
I was--
I was lookin' at the wine rack.
You wanna take
This *** outside?
No.
It's cold outside
I don't wanna--
Hey.
My date's here.
Surprise.
Hi.
Hi.
That's my, uh
Woman date.
Are you guys ready
To order yet?
I don't--i think we're gonna go.
Go.
Come on, let's go.
What house of homos in here.
So is it really true that you
Carried tommy out of that
Beach house fire?
Yep.
And you didn't even have
Any help or anything?
Nope.
You know, with
The adrenaline pumping and
Everything, i could've carried
Out jennifer hudson,
Olding her oscar and a sandwich.
Let me just get this straight.
So, it was a drag
And carry, right?
No.
i mean,
Like you dragged me
From the living room to the--
To the door, and then you
Carried me--
No.
I picked you up, i
Threw you over my shoulder,
And i carried your *** to safety.
You should be grateful.
I--i--you know.
You should be grateful.
Yeah.
I'm grateful.
I just--think--what,
You weigh a buck, 10.
I did.
She picked me up.
Ok,you did.
All right.
Hey, nona.
Nona.
No--what--what are you--
All right, you made your point.
Put me down.
What, you too cheap
To pay for a cab, ***?
Yeah, you just--you're lucky
She has me up like this, pal,
'Cause if i was on my feet,
It'd be a--what are you--
What are you doing?
What?
Oh, hello.
Just go away.
He's not worth it.
Come on.
Anytime.
I got my truck over here.
Let's go.
Where you goin'?
I thought maybe i was
Comin' with you guys.
No.
Don't you have some business
To take care of at the hospital?
Yeah.
Bye-bye.
I was a firefighter nearly all my life.
So, quarters with other men,
Not as close as some of you people,
But pretty *** close,
And we were committed to each other,
Because our lives depended upon it.
No matter what the circumstances were,
We were there for each other.
And if that's what this ceremony
Symbolizes for my son and
--and steven,
Uh, well, then i'm all for it.
May your commitment to each other
Last you until your dying day.
That's i--right over here is me.
Right over there?
Yeah.
Ahem.
Ok.
That's great.
Yep.
Thanks.
Yep.
I should, uh--oh, my god.
I didn't realize.
I--
I've gotta--
I'm supposed to be in by 11:00.
Ahem--curfew, and, uh, so i--
Or else what?
Um, you know, i don't know,
'Cause i've never really missed--
I've always been on time.
Oh, yeah.
Since we had the baby,
You know, that--
Don't wanna freak my mom out,
Your mom?
Did i say my mom?
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
What--hey.
Um, um
Um, um
Whoa, that's fast.
Uh
No, i mean--it's just, you know,
Are you wigging out because
I carried you out of the fire?
No.
I'm not--
'Cause it's my job.
Well, it's not really your job.
I mean, you're a volunteer.
And that's makin' it harder
For you, isn't it?
I--i'll be completely
Hones with you.
I just think it would be
So much more special if we just,
You know, waited.
Get out of my truck.
W--no, no.
Really.
Get out of my truck.
I'm--i'm--but i'm serious.
I mean
Yeah--are you gay?
You're gay.
I'm-- i'm gay.
I'm not gay.
With the guy--yeah, what--
My wife is right up the
Oh, good.
Whatever, princess.
Just get out.
I'll call you,
But not after 11:00.
I wouldn't
Wanna upset your mom.
Thanks.
See ya, sweetie.
Thanks for making the trip,pop.
It means a lot to me.
Aw, me, too.
Than the joint that your mother
And i had our reception at.
I'm really glad you didn't book
The local v.
f.
w.
I wish mom could have come.
Yeah, me, too.
Uh, leastway
I would have had a date.
I've already been hit on twice.
The way you're lookin'these
Days,i'm not surprised.
Well
She doin' ok?
Ah, no better, no worse,
You know? She's happy, painting.
You should really try to get
To see her a little bit more.
You know, even if she doesn't know
Who the hell you are, she--
She just enjoys the company,
You know?
I know.
It's been crazy
Planning the ceremony.
Me and steven will come down
After the honeymoon.
We'll make a regular thing of
Good.
I love you, son.
Michael.
Michael.
I'm sorry.
She's gone.
Huh?
Your mom.
She's passed.
Am i in trouble?
Why would you be in trouble?
How'd she die?
Peacefully, in her sleep.
Peacefully?
Yeah.
I'll give you
A few moments.
I'm sorry i let you down,mom.
I'm sorry i didn't kill you.
Nice of you to finally come home.
I was at work.
I've been sitting here all
By myself with nobody
To talk to today.
You called me 6 times.
You know, you could call your
Brother or your nephew if you
Want someone to talk to.
I can't call them.
Ellie might get to 'em.
She's got ways
Of makin' people talk.
Well, then go outside,
For christ's sake.
Take a walk.
It's cold as ***, but the fresh
Air might do you some good.
I'm not really taking to
Open spaces right now.
What i need is a
Schedule, you know,
Like in the pen.
Yeah, well,
Go home to your wife.
You'll get a schedule
Up the ***.
What?
Never!
Never mention my wife
Again ever, you hear me?!
Never bring her name up.
Aw, jesus.
I might have to
Go on a killin' spree,
Get my *** locked back up again.
Hey, where you going?
I was just clearing a couple
Of things out of my office.
You're gonna leave
Without saying good-bye?
No, i wasn't,
A stone's throw away.
Hey, look,i, uh-
I took care of that
Arson *** for you.
Oh.
What'd you do?
Well, it was still in
The preliminary stages.
Made a phone call,
Snatched a file,
Punched some keyon the computer,
And problem solved.
That's like a thousand-pound
Weight off my shoulders.
That's great.
Well, just remember i took
Care of you, tom, huh?
That's what we do for each other.
That's right.
Yeah.
Speakin' of which, can you
Give me a hand with this?
I've been tryin' it all morning.
I think the thing is stuck.
Yeah, no wonder you never
Became an officer.
Hey, hey, hey.
What?
You didn't think you were
Gonna get away that easy,
Did you?
Nice, right?
Wow, beautiful.
Yeah, top of the line, chief.
Wow.
You guys shouldn't
Have done this.
Aw, you gonna write us up?
Maybe i'll let you
Slide on this one.
Hey,where's the kid?
He's m.
i.
a.
He's probably still
At the hospital with his ma.
Hey, uh, i can't wait
To try these out.
Tell you what, tomorrow morning,
I take you to the indoor range.
You get a feel for them.
This way, when you get down
To hilton head in
A couple of years,
You don't embarrass yourself.
Wow.
Uh, hey, guys,
I don't know what to say.
I'm, uh--i'm speechless.
Well, somebody mark
The date and time.
Amen.
cheers.
salute.
Thanks.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no,
Please don't cry.
No, no, no.
No crying.
Come on.
No, no, no.
Please.
Please, no.
Shh.
Shh.
No crying.
Come on, no.
No.
Come on.
oh,please,
No.
No, baby, please.
Please.
Come on.
No.
Come on.
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh, baby,
Please.
Look, just remember, right,
Simple apology's gonna get you nowhere.
An apology followed by you takin'
An *** whipping maybe
Gonna get your daughter back.
And no phantom punches,
All right? Make it look good.
Yeah, like raging bull good.
Yeah, like the mamaluke
Of the year.
Raging what?
Raging bull.
What's that?
A bullfighting movie.
De niro played the bull.
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't, uh,
Luke perry in that?
Here they come.
It's--i can't determine
Whether to use, like, a spatula.
Hey.
Hey.
Dad
Look.
I just came down.
I wanted to apologize.
I don't wanna hear
Your apology, dad, ok?
It's too late for that.
Ok, i know you don't wanna hear it,
But you know,
I just wanted to say that,
You know, i--i probably
Went about it the wrong way.
You were way out of line,man.
You don't just come barging in to
Somebody's apartment like that.
Look, we were concerned.
We
Hadn't seen you in,
You know,like, 2 days.
We hadn't heard from you.
Your mother and i,you know--
I could have called the cops.
Instead i decided to come down--
Oh, you could have called
The cops? I could have--
I had to get my nose ring fixed.
I could have called the cops.
You had to get
Your nose ring fixed?
Yeah.
Come on, colleen.
Let me talk to you guys, ok?
Talk about what?
No, i just wanna--
You wanna talk,
Or do you wanna touch?
What's goin' on, man?
Dad.
I'm--what? What?
Just stop it, ok
Come over here.
I wanna
Talk to him for 2 seconds.
No.
all right.
Well, talk is
Different from touch, all right?
I'm on probation.
I don't need this.
You're on probation?
He's on probation.
You bel for what? What has he--
It's none of your business.
Come on.
Let's go inside.
I think it is my business, ok?
You're livin' with my daughter.
All right, so google me, man.
You don't need to talk to me.
Google you? Come here.
I wanna talk to you over here.
You don't have to touch me
To talk to me.
I just wanna talk.
Well, just--listen, man.
Stop!
Is this what you want?
Tony! Please, stop!
Huh? You want this?
Stop! You're gonna hurt
Your hands! Stop!
Is this what you wanted?stop!
Stop! Stop it! Please, stop!
I didn't want to do this.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!tony!
How does it feel now, huh?
Stop it! Stop it, tony!
Stop it.
Are your hands ok?
Yeah.
Fine.
This is where i live!
You can take him out of
Here now, all right?
You know, he has a gig tonight!
Nah, it looked good.
Really, very convincing.