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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION
[BEEP]
- BEEN DYEING EGGS ALL MONTH?
HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.
SUNDAY, 9 A.M.--
CHILDREN FINALLY FIND PROOF OF THE EASTER BUNNY
WHEN THEY WAKE TO FIND CANDY AND RABBIT TURDS.
MONDAY, 2 P.M.--
A WEEK AFTER GIVING "LINCOLN" AN OSCAR,
THE ACADEMY YELLS, "APRIL FOOLS'!"
MONDAY, 8 P.M.--
GOOD THINGS COME IN 3s,
SO "MAD" STARTS SEASON 4 WITH THIS.
- HA HA HA!
♪ A-YABBA-BOY YABBA-MAD ♪
♪ A-YABBA-BOY YABBA-- ♪
♪ A-YABBA-BOY MAD ♪
♪ MAD ♪
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR PRESIDENT LINCOLN
TO ADDRESS THE CITIZENS OF GETTYSBURG.
- QUIET. THERE HE IS.
- I KEEP FORGETTING HOW TALL HE IS.
- [GILBERT GOTTFRIED'S VOICE] 4 SCORE AND 7 YEARS AGO...
- I KEEP FORGETTING HIS VOICE IS SO HIGH.
- I KEEP FORGETTING HE'S A 20-FOOT GORILLA.
- AND THAT GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE,
AND RUN BY A GIANT MONSTER APE
SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THIS EARTH.
[ROARS]
- HOW ELSE ARE KIDS GONNA BE INTERESTED IN A MOVIE
ABOUT A DEAD PRESIDENT?
- MR. PRESIDENT,
CONGRESS DOESN'T TRUST YOUR ABILITY TO LEAD.
FOR ONE THING, LOOK AT YOUR CABINET.
- [ROARING] - [SCREECHING]
- NO, STEVENS. IT'S IMPORTANT TO FILL YOUR TEAM
WITH PEOPLE OF DIFFERING OPINIONS,
A TEAM OF RIVALS, IF YOU WILL.
- SURE, BUT THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO EAT YOU.
- [GROWLS]
- HMM, YES. GIVE ME ONE MOMENT, WILL YOU?
[ROARS]
- [SCREECHES]
- CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR A SEC?
ANYONE ELSE GOT SOME DIFFERING OPINIONS?
- [ROARING]
- HELP. I CAN'T BREATHE.
[SMACK]
[ROARING CONTINUES]
[CRACK]
CONGRESS WILL NEVER BACK YOUR BILLS
IF YOU DON'T SPEND MORE FACE TIME WITH THEM,
LET THEM GET TO KNOW YOU.
- YOU'RE THE BOSS, OLD MAN.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN AMENDMENT IS.
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
- HELLO, CONGRESS. I'M THE PRESIDENT.
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- MR. PRESIDENT, PAY ATTENTION.
GENERAL LEE IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE BY TRAIN TO OFFER HIS SURRENDER.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOTHING.
- NOTHING? THAT I CAN DO.
- OH, THAT IS IT, MAN. THE SURRENDER IS OFF.
- WAIT. WHAT?
- PRESIDENT LINKONG, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
IT'S TIME FOR AN IMPEACHMENT.
- A PITCHFORK IMPEACHMENT.
- [SHOUTING]
- YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ONCE I CLIMB
DC's...TALLEST THINGEE.
- [SHOUTING]
OH, RIGHT. THEY HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET.
I HATE LIVING IN THE PAST.
- [SHOUTING]
- AAH! IT'S MECHA-THATCHER FROM SEASON 3 OF "MAD."
- OF WHAT?
- JUST ROLL WITH IT.
- IN THE NAME OF ENGLAND, I, MECHA-THATCHER,
DECLARE THESE STATES RECOLONIZED.
- AAH! - AAH!
- NOT MECHA-THATCHER. PLEASE SAVE US, LINKONG.
- THE WORLD WILL LITTLE NOTE NOR LONG REMEMBER
WHAT WE SAY HERE, BUT IT CAN NEVER FORGET
THAT A GIANT APE IS ABOUT TO FIGHT A ROBOT LADY,
AND IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME.
[ZAP]
[MOTOR STOPS]
- PRESIDENT LINKONG DEFEATED MECHA-THATCHER,
CRUSHED THE ROBOT REBELLION,
AND SIGNED THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION.
THEY SAY HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE WINNERS,
BUT THE TRUTH IS, IT IS MADE UP BY US,
TINY TWINS WHO CAN ALSO SUMMON MOTHRA WASHINGTON.
♪ LAY-LA ♪
♪ LAY-LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LAY-LA ♪
♪ LAY-LA LA LA LA ♪
THEY'RE KIDS, FOLKS. GOT TO KEEP IT INTERESTING.
- [BARKING]
- TELL ME, DO I HAVE FAME AND FORTUNE IN MY FUTURE?
- LET ME CONSULT MY CRYSTAL BALL!
- OH.
I THOUGHT "FORTUNE YELLER" WAS JUST A TYPO.
- IT WAS INITIALLY, BUT I JUST KIND OF ROLLED WITH IT,
YOU KNOW?!
- "MAD"!
- DO YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF LIARS IN YOUR FAMILY?
- WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN?
- UH, I THINK IT WAS GRANDMA.
- THEN YOU NEED TRUTH PASTE,
THE PASTE THAT MAKES THOSE LITTLE, WHITE LIES EVEN WHITER.
SIMPLY REPLACE YOUR REGULAR TOOTHPASTE
WITH TRUTH PASTE AND JUST NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.
- HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY NEW DRESS?
- YEAH. I USED IT TO CLEAN THE DOG,
AND THEN I STUCK IT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE HAMPER.
[GASPS]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
- WELL, MOM AND DAD ALWAYS SAID YOU'RE THE DUMB ONE.
- AND SINCE EVERYONE HAS TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH,
YOU CAN CATCH THE WHOLE FAMILY IN THE ACT...
- YOU WANT CHICKEN OR FISH FOR DINNER?
- FISH BECAUSE YOUR CHICKEN MAKES ME GAG.
- BUT BE PREPARED TO HEAR THE WORST
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET A MOUTHFUL.
- MIND IF I BLOW-DRY MY HAIR WHILE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH?
- YES, BUT YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL.
- SO GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN
BECAUSE IT WON'T BE A SECRET FOR LONG.
- MOM, HOW ARE YOU MAKING US TELL THE TRUTH?
- EASY. I REPLACED THE TOOTHPASTE WITH TRUTH PASTE.
- TRUTH PASTE.
4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS AGREE YOU'LL THINK IT'S GREAT.
ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIE. NOBODY SEEMS TO LIKE IT.
- GOOD NEWS. IT'S A BOY.
- A BOY? YAHOO! THAT'S AWESOME.
- OH, SORRY. I WAS TALKING TO HIM.
- OH. WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE?
- THE FLU. YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ROOM.
- OH, MAN, I NEVER GET A BABY.
- HERE ARE SOME REJECTED MERRY GO ROUND CHARACTERS--
THE PORCUPINE...
- OW! OW! OW! OW!
- THE BUTTER CHURN...
- THIS IS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS IT LOOKS.
- THE CACTUS...
- OW! OW! SHOULD THIS COME WITH GLOVES?
- AND THE DETONATOR.
[BOOM]
AND THOSE ARE SOME REJECTED MERRY GO ROUND CHARACTERS.
- I'D LIKE TO OPEN UP THE FLOOR FOR IDEAS
ON HOW WE CAN SPREAD CARING.
- I'VE AN IDEA.
- UGH! WHY DID WE EVER LET THESE GUYS IN HERE?
YES, BEAUTY BEAR?
- I SAY WE MAKE A CALENDAR, A TV SHOW, AND A FRAGRANCE.
- ON THE NEXT "KEEPING UP WITH THE CAREBEARSHIANS"...
- AFTER CONSULTING WITH BOSS BEAR, BLING BEAR,
BENTLEY BEAR, BASKETBALL BEAR, AND BOB...
- YO.
- WE THINK THE BEST WAY TO RAISE CAREWARENESS,
IS TO GO WITH A CARE CALENDAR.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
- BENTLEY BEAR TRIES TO BRING THE FLAVOR
TO CLOUD CAR TRAINING...
- CLOUD CARS ARE THE PERFECT CARE VEHICLES--
USER-FRIENDLY, WALLET-FRIENDLY, ENVIRONMENT-FRIENDLY, AND--
- SNORE-FRIENDLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT?
PARTIES. AY-YO!
- AY-YO!
- WHILE BLING BEAR PUTS A CARE MISSION IN JEOPARDY.
- NOW, TEAM, YOU'LL EACH BE GIVEN SOME MONEY
FOR THIS CARE MISSION.
WAIT. WHERE IS THE MONEY?
- UH-OH. YOU DIDN'T PUT BLING BEAR IN CHARGE
OF THE CASH, DID YOU?
- YEAH. SO?
- SHE'S A SHOPAHOLIC.
- WHAT?
- THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
I'M JUST A NORMAL BEAR NOW.
I'M GONNA GO EAT BERRIES AND SLEEP IN THE DIRT.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
- ALL THAT AND MORE,
ON THE NEXT "KEEPING UP WITH THE CAREBEARSHIANS."
[CROWD CHEERING]
[BELL RINGS]
- HA HA HA!
- [PANTING]
HUH?
- PETERSEN IS NOW GOING TO ATTEMPT THE TRIPLE BURUNDI.
THE QUESTION IS, WILL HE REMEMBER TO TUCK HIS LEGS,
WILL HE REMEMBER TO KEEP HIS ARMS BENT,
AND WILL HE REMEMBER THAT THESE
ARE ACTUALLY THE WINTER OLYMPICS?
OOH, LOOKS LIKE HE DIDN'T.
WELL, THAT'S GOING TO COST HIM SOME POINTS.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WYATT BERNSTEIN.
- AW, BUILD-A-BESTIE? THIS IS A GIRLS PLACE.
I'M A DUDE. I LIKE BOY THINGS.
- COME ON, WYATT.
THERE'S NO REASON A DUDE CAN'T LIKE GIRLY THINGS.
- OH, YES, THERE IS.
IN FACT, IT'S THE PREMISE OF THIS SHOW.
I'M GONNA BUILD THE MANLIEST, DUDETASTICAL,
COOL DUDE BOY THING EVER.
MY BESTIE WILL BE THE COOLEST.
HE'LL BE COMPETITIVE
AND GOOD AT SPORTS
AND LOVE TO PULL PRANKS
AND TAKE NAPS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GUYS, AND ONLY GUYS, DO.
[PBBT]
AWESOME. TIME TO MEET MY NEW BRO.
- DID SOMEONE SAY BRONY?
- WHAT? NO. NO ONE EVER SAID THAT.
YOU CAN'T BE THE FRIEND I ORDERED.
- I WANTED SOMEONE COOL... - CHECK.
- WHO'S GOOD AT FIGHTING...
- CHECK.
- AND IS A REMAKE OF A 1980s CARTOON SHOW.
- WELL, UNLESS YOU SEE A SNORK RUNNING AROUND,
I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.
ACCEPT IT. I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.
- YOU DON'T GET IT.
I WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN TEACH ME TO BE A BRO.
- I'LL BE YOUR BRO. I WAS IN THAT BOX, TOO.
- REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PACKING PEANUTS.
- NOPE. I'M ALIVE.
- WHY? WHY ARE YOU ALIVE?
- I DON'T KNOW. WHY ARE YOU ALIVE?
[CRICKET CHIRPS]
- I KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE A BRO, BUT I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW TO BE 20% COOLER BY BEING A BRONY.
- FINE. THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD.
- ♪ SOMEDAY ♪
♪ WE CAN BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'LL SHOW EVERYO-- ♪
- THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WASTED A MONTAGE ON THAT.
- YEAH. MAYBE WE AREN'T MEANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS.
GUESS I'LL TAKE OFF. SONIC RAINBOW!
- THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER.
- YOU MEAN IT? - THAT WAS AWESOME.
YOU ARE SO COOL. COME HERE, BEST FRIEND.
- WHAT ABOUT ME, CHRIS THE MANLY PUPPET?
- YOU ARE THE WORST. GET OUT OF HERE.
- THE PUPPET IS GONE. THE CURSE IS LIFTED. I'M FREE!
YOU FREED ME, YOU WONDERFUL, WIDE-FACED BOY,
AND YOU, TOO, HALLOWEEN DONKEY.
I'M FREE, FREE, FREE! HA HA HA! I'M FREE!
FREE, FREE, FREE...
- SHOULD WE WAKE HIM? - NAH. HE SEEMS HAPPY.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- "MAD"!
- ♪ SOMEDAY ♪
♪ WE CAN BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'LL SHOW EVERYONE ♪
- ♪ WE'LL SHOW EVERYONE ♪
- ♪ SOMEDAY ♪
- ♪ YEAH ♪
- ♪ BEST HAS YET TO COME ♪
- ♪ YEAH ♪
- ALSO, I SEE YOU GOING DEAF IN THE FUTURE!