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Hello, I'm Greg Dunkel. And I'm Rick Weatherhouse. And this is Who Would Win in a Fight? Today's
matchup comes to us from the southeast division, a hot, humid, nasty place, where animals who
have no business being in the same climate find themselves locked in battle. You know,
I've seen some amateur footage from Penang, where back alley wiener dogs battle chickens
the size of men, Rick, and win. Kinda sounds like you're bragging, Greg. But speaking of
dogs, today's matchup is a doozy, with a half breed Jack Russell Terrier who has something
to prove battling Silver Haired Monkeys. That's right, I said monkeys. Plural, Greg. Well,
let's join the action already in progress and see exactly who would win in a fight.
Oh, bold move by this pugnacious pup as he goes in for a quick strike, knowing he is
out numbered. Whew, and my little monkey mamacita is tossed from the frame. Let's see if ol'
scrapy wants some action from monkey numero dos. Well, I do not know who told this dog
it's not real bacon, but he is fired up. Ol' gray beard got himself a game plan and it
includes a swift kick to the puppy ribs. This puppy is… Ooh, puppy down! This can't be
good. They are lookin' to tag team right now, Rick. Let's see who uses the top rope. I cannot
watch this -- this is bad news for the puppy. It is all hands on deck for the monkeys as
they go in for the final monkey finishing move: The organ grinder. Ooh, this ain't gonna
end.. Whoa, wait. They're unable to tighten the grip, and yes, he's out! That little puppy
is gone back to the mystery machine to meet up with the gang and maybe figure out who
is the ghost at the old haunted amusement park. Well, there you have it: Another jungle
slug fest for your viewing pleasure. Whether it's monkey vs. dog or Anaconda vs. baby stroller,
the southeast division never disappoints. What do you think of today's match? Leave
your comments below. Let us know what you thought of today's fight and who won. But
for now and always, I'm Rick Weatherhouse. And I'm Greg Dunkel. And this is Who Would
Win in a Fight? Dog's tail wagging, can't tell if he's scared or happy or exited. Yeah,
that's right. Boy, tell you what, I wish we had tails so we could tell what we were doing.
I'd like to know what's going on with you right now. Oh, I'm super depressed.