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you know I mean I'm forty now I'm half dead basically
40 is a weird age you get to this point where like you're not old enough for anybody to give a *** that your old
Nobody's like I helped a 40 year old guy today and it felt really good to do something for him
Nobody spends their holidays delivering hot meals to 40 year olds
And your not young enough for anybody to ever be proud of you or impressed
They're just like yeah do your job *** nobody cares
That's what you're supposed to do
and the world looks at you that like when you are 40 if you go to the doctor
the docs guess what they don't try to fix anything anymore, they stop trying to fix ***
when you get to be 40 they don't they just go "yeah it starts to happen" they don't care
I went to the doctor because my ankle hurt right now when you are 20 and you have a bad shoulder, the doctor will reconstruct your shoulder
through miracles of modern science
they'll take your ear an make a shoulder out of it it's weird!
but if you are forty they just give you no option they don't care
I went 'cause my ankle, like, i was limping for, like, a month, out of nowhere
and the doctor, he brings me and he shows me an x-ray of my ankle.
he's like "yeah, your ankle's just..it's just worn out"
I was like "wha..what do you mean I injured my ankle?
he's like "no, it's just *** now".
"Did you see that dark area? Yuck...It's all hardened"
Yeah, they get like that...not good anymore
I was like, "well, so just good-bye? Nothing? Is there nothing? You just--nothing?
There's no hope it's like incurable *** ankle, that's it
and he goes, "well, there are things you can do, you can stretch"
eeee for half an hour a day you should stretch you ankle
I was like "how long will that take to fix it" and he's like "no, you just do that now"
That's just a new thing you do
until you and your *** ankle both die
I was like "dude, this hurts, a lot"
and he goes "well, you could take Aleve. Just take Aleve. You could buy it, you just take it".
And you can take whatever amount it doesn't matter like don't pay attention to the dosage
what really?
he was like "yeah, you could take ten a day you would be fine"
he said "take ten aleve a day".
I said "I heard...doesn't that stuff, like, hurt your intestines?"
he goes "oh, yeah, it will do some intestinal damage after a while"
"but you just got to weigh that against how much you like your ankle nor hurting"
This is all totally true, by the way, this is exactly what happened.
And at one point I was like "what if I was, like, an athlete or something"
and he goes "you're not an athlete so..."
"So 'no' to whatever else you were about to say"