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Welcome! Are you here by yourself?
Would you like your meat well done? Or would you like it rare?
Okay, one to the seat in back, to the depths of Hell!
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn (Meow!)
Meat meat meat meatógrilled meat is The ultimate gourmet item! (Rinrin!)
Eat up (Eat up!) and drink up! (Drink up!) Party the night away! (Bing bing!)
Here you go, one offal platter!
It's our secret meat, just delivered, fresh off the farm!
Plenty of fresh meat (Hey-yo!) We'll prep what we've got in stock (Hey-yo!)
The seasoning's a bit strong (Hey-yo!) Gotta let the smell fool 'em (Hey-yo!)
It's a carnival! A festival! Ha!
We open shop with O-kuu's Mega Flare. It's fire-grilled! The fire's too strong so it gets overdone
But that's normal, don't worry and let it be-ow meow Meow meow-ka meow meow meow
Meat meat meat meet to mete out meat From our top grade menu! (Rin rin!)
Grill it up! (Grill it up!) Fire it up! (Fire it up!) Look! As many slices as you like!
La la, look at the state you're in Clean off your plates! (Rin rin!)
Eat up (Eat up!) and drink up! (Drink up!) Have a slice of Heaven, all! Rest in peace!
Here you go, one chicken gristle plate!
I'm pretty sure it's not hazardous, so grill lots and eat it greasy!
You know what the old-time stories say: (Hey-yo!) No matter what the food is (Hey-yo!)
It all goes ripe someday, (Hey-yo!) So it can start to rot, that's fine! (Hey-yo!)
It's a carnival! For Hannibal! Ha!
We'll test out O-kuu's Giga Flareóit's nuclear fusion! The heat's too strong, so it gets burned to ash
But that'll be sterilized, so don't worry and let it be-ow meow Meow meow-ka meow meow meow
Crit-crit-crit-crit-critical point exceeded; now it's out of control! (Critical point!)
Melt it down! (Melt it down!) Light it up! (Light it up!) The temperature's rising fast!
Cough-cough-cough-cough-Cherenkov, so beautiful and blue! (Critical point!)
On the spot! (On the spot!) It's so hot! (It's so hot!) Another coolant leak slip-up today!
Here you go! One glass of lukewarm, beer...-like stuff!
Freshly poured, so even the foam head is delicious! Rin chaan!
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
No wasting your foodóI won't allow it!
If you don't eat it all up, I'll haunt youónot!
Huh? ***? I'm wearing themówhy? Our restaurant isn't like Eientei's We are not that kind of shop
Hey! Don't touch me, I said! I'll turn you into grilled meat if you do that again!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, Hell o' Blazing Fireó our place has been here a long, long time! (Rin rin)
Grill it up! (Grill it up!) Fire it up! (Fire it up!) Char itó What a tasty smell!
Meat meat meat meatógrilled meat is The ultimate gourmet item! (Rin rin!)
Eat up (Eat up!) and drink up! (Drink up!) It's another happy day! 'Cause you're stuffed!
Your total comes to •1,000,000! Oh, my, you don't have that much? I see!
Well, that saves us time and effort stocking up more meat!
Lyrics from the Touhou Wiki Captions by luigiman09