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I wrote a simple will And now I'm feeling ill
Because my attorney Just sent the bill
There's nothing left to leave To my poor bereaved
My bank account is dead now And I'm starting to grieve
My lawyer's got my money My lawyer's got my money
My lawyer's got my money And I can't afford to sue What can I do
I needed a divorce An attorney with some force
I told him please get my share He said of course
Obtaining people's money That's my career
I'll take care of your wealth You just sign right here
My lawyer's got my money My lawyer's got my money
My lawyer's got my money And I can't afford to sue What can I do
My lawyer's name is Price He gives costly advice
To divvy up the family pie He's taking quite a slice
He says I'll handle everything That's no joke
With his hands on all my assets He'll squeeze me til I'm broke
My lawyer's got my money My lawyer's got my money
My lawyer's got my money And I can't afford to sue What can I do
He talks until he's blue I still don't have a clue
All he speaks is Latin What a mucho magnum screw
Says the woman of his dreams Just walked into his life
Next month he's getting married To my x-wife
My lawyer's got my money My lawyer's got my money
My lawyer's got my money
And I can't afford to sue What can I do