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Welcome to Facebook Labs! Meet the people who brought you Home for Android, Timeline,
and decided to show you which friends have seen a message
without responding -so you can judge them.
Hi, I'm Andy -from Facebook's Department of F--king Everything Up
Trolling you, Zuckerberg Style!
Every company has terrible ideas -ours have their own department.
We're there to switch your privacy settings every five minutes-
-so you're never quite sure if everyone sees you looking at your ex's wedding pics.
Keeps you Sharp!
So when we asked -"How can we make Facebook suck super hard -like LinkedIn, but evil?"
We convinced Zuckerberg's political group to support the KXL Pipeline.
It's like giving the whole planet a Superpoke -right in the ***!
When playing Farmville helps you destroy actual agriculture - That's Facebook F.E.U. - doing it big!
Facebook and the KXL Pipeline keeping you connected to the world-
-like a sewer line keeps you connected to the sewer!