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♪♪ [THEME SONG]
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ Turtle power ♪
♪ They're the world's ♪
♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ And they're green ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ When the evil Shredder
attacks ♪
♪ These turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads ♪
♪ Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ Turtle power ♪
[WHISPERING]
Everything's cool in
this direction, dudes.
[WHISPERING]
It's all quiet here, too.
[WHISPERING]
Ready, Raphael?
[WHISPERING]
How come I always get
the difficult stuff?
Here he comes,
compadres.
Uh, guys, it's going down now!
Whoa! Ahh!
Whoa!
Now, Raphael!
Alright! I'm first in line!
Well, what do you
want to rent?
Snow White
and the Seven Samurai.
That's our only copy.
[CUSTOMERS]
Aw!
Boy, you have to get up early
if you want the latest releases.
I was picking up my little
Johnny for wrestling class.
We live in a quiet neighborhood.
Then I saw him. He was
coming straight toward me.
Skateboarding pizza
delivery boys.
Threat or menace?
On the next Vernon.
I don't get it, Irma.
How come Vernon gets
his own talk show?
Because he's
controversial, April.
Welcome again to Vernon.
Today's controversial topic: Did
Elvis invent the video game?
I guess you'll just have
to dig up something
controversial, April.
[BURNE]
You're darn right,
you will.
The happy hour news
ratings have gone
down the tubes,
while Vernon's show
is our biggest hit.
Now, go dig me up a hot
story, or you'll be back
covering fashion shows.
I'll get him a hot
story, alright.
Well, if it isn't
Channel Six's biggest
future fashion reporter.
Oh, give it a rest,
Vernon.
Why, you...Wait
'til Burne hears
how you spoke to me.
Come on, April.
Forget it.
Gee, Mr. Vernon. Can I
have your autograph?
Why, certainly.
[IRMA]
Gee, success sure has
gone to Vernon's head.
Why not? There's so much
empty space in there.
So, where are you
gonna get a story?
I don't know.
Shredder hasn't tried
to conquer the world lately.
He was always good
for a hot scoop.
[KRANG]
I can't stand being stuck
in this desolate wasteland.
[ROCKSTEADY]
Uh, gee, I think
it's pretty.
Who asked you, you
pig-headed pea brain?
Shredder, isn't any
of our communications
equipment working?
Only the transdimensional
communicator to planet Earth,
which is exactly what I need.
Oh, but my soldiers
are all here somewhere
in Dimension X.
True, Krang, but
the Turtles are on Earth.
Don't tell me you're still
determined to get revenge
against those green brats,
Shredder.
There are more important--
Nothing is more important than
my vengeance against the
Turtles, who dishonored me.
Boy, after all the trouble
we went to, this movie
had better be good.
Relax, dude.
I hear it's the greatest
martial arts action
fairy tale ever made.
[SIGH]
It seems like all
we ever do anymore
is rent movies.
Of course, Leonardo.
With Shredder trapped in
Dimension X, we've got a
lot of spare leisure time.
[ANNOUNCER]
Starring--
I didn't know Shredder
was in this movie.
Greetings, accursed Turtles.
He's not. He must
be jamming the TV
screen somehow.
I have a proposition for you.
[APRIL]
What the heck?
You meet me in an hour
at the Southside Dump
and I'll be waiting...
to kick your shells in!
There's our story!
We gotta get a crew.
No! I don't want Vernon
catching on to this.
We'll go alone.
You mean...
I get to help you?
I'm more eager than ever to do
you web-footed wimps in.
I'll get right down
to the Southside Dump
and scoop April.
I love media journalism.
It makes me feel
so macho.
Remember, Turtles. You have
one hour to meet me there.
[ZAK]
It's not coming from Earth,
cats and kitties.
You mean, it's
coming from here
in Dimension X?
Yeah, sounds like
old Shredder's
gonna make trouble
for those swingin' Turtles.
We gotta help them.
We Neutrinos never
let down a pal.
Hey, Zak. Can you get
a fix on the source
of the transmission?
Roger, Daddy-o.
Neutrinos, let's
rock and roll!
Remember, the Southside
Dump. One hour. Be there.
Man, I don't get it.
We blew that guy
into Dimension X.
What do you think,
Master Splinter?
It's obviously a trap
of some sort.
Shredder himself
said as much.
And we're gonna just
walk right into it?
We need a plan.
I've got it!
Let's not show up.
No, we can't do that. It would
be extremely un-Turtle-like.
Yeah, but it would be smart.
No way, we've
gotta go, dudes.
Even if it is a trap,
we've gotta know what
old Shred head's up to.
Michelangelo's right.
We'll go.
Be careful, my sons.
Oh, and if we're not
back in three weeks,
cancel my subscription to
Turtle's Home Companion.
[KRANG]
How in the universe do you
expect to take on the Turtles?
The dimensional portal
isn't even working.
Ah, but the dimensional
teleporter is.
We once used this device
to bring foot soldiers to Earth.
Now it will bring the
Turtles to Dimension X.
You're going to bring
the Turtles here?
Of course. So that Bebop,
Rocksteady, and I can
dispense with them.
Oh, goody. And then we
can get rid of 'em, too.
Morons. I'm surrounded
by morons.
[DONATELLO]
Yech. Why couldn't Shredder have
set his trap in a cleaner place?
Well, when he shows
up to destroy us,
you can ask him.
There they are.
[LEONARDO]
Stay alert, everyone. We don't
know where it'll come from.
[TURTLES]
Oh!
This is Vernon
with an exclusive
interview with the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Tell me, will the city's new
"Clean Up the Sewers" program
have a major impact
on your lifestyle?
I'm gonna have a major
impact on your lifestyle if
you don't clear outta here!
Vernon, this is
dangerous. Beat it.
Show some respect
for the media, will you?
Uh, Vernon.
I hate to mention this, but
there's a huge, glowing
whirlwind right behind you.
Oh, please. Don't give me
that old huge, glowing
whirlwind routine.
I'm here to get a story.
[RAPHAEL]
I got news for ya, Vern.
You're the story.
Ohh!
I'd say Vernon's
interview just
got canceled.
Yeah, and we're next.
So that's
Shredder's plan.
What's Shredder's plan?
That thing must be some kind
of dimensional transporter.
He's trying to drag us
into Dimension X.
Huh, with a tornado?
You sure he's not trying
to drag us to Oz?
[IRMA]
Ahh!
Hang on, Irma!
I--I can't!
Ahh!
Whoa!
[LEONARDO]
It's April and Irma.
[RAPHAEL]
Where'd they come from?
I don't know, but
I'm following 'em.
Kowabunga, dude!
Michelangelo!
Whoa!
[DONATELLO]
Raphael!
They're gone.
Whoa!
Uhh!
Oh, and I still had
two Turtles to go.
Donatello, is that
transdimensional portal
of yours still working?
It never worked.
It's got to work. It's
their only ticket home.
Come on, let's boogie.
After them, you fools!
Right, boss.
[MICHELANGELO]
Come on, you guys.
Let's get the lead out.
[IRMA]
Where are we?
In the Technodrome.
In Dimension X.
Whoa, what a story.
You're not gonna
scoop me, April.
I'll show you who's
the best news hound.
Ha! Some news hound.
You couldn't even hang
onto your own camera.
[MICHELANGELO]
Over here, gang.
Kowabu-u-u-u-unga!
[RAPHAEL]
Well, that was easy.
I've gotta stop saying
things like that.
[APRIL]
Get to cover!
[RAPHAEL]
What cover?
What are we going to do?
They're going to get
us. I just know it.
Maybe if everyone who
believes in fairies
will clap their hands,
we'll be miraculously rescued.
[MICHELANGELO]
The Neutrinos!
What'd I tell ya?
Climb in, hep cats.
[MICHELANGELO]
Dudes, are we glad
to see you.
Wait! Come back
with our Turtles!
[APRIL]
This is incredible!
But it's my story,
April.
Get your own camera,
Vernon.
Hey, you guys don't
have a transdimensional
portal, do ya?
Nah, I can't afford one
on my crummy allowance.
Look, I hate to tell
you, hep cats,
but the only portal
I know of is right
over there.
[RAPHAEL]
You mean, we're going to have to
break back into the Technodrome
and use Shredder's portal?
That's the story,
morning glory.
Maybe I could learn
to like it here.
Oh, this thing needs
a whole new power
transformer.
Perhaps you can borrow
one at Channel Six.
With April gone,
that's gonna be tough.
It's our only hope.
It's their only hope.
[MICHELANGELO]
Okay, so, like, now what?
Hey, Daddy-o. These are
the coolest vehicles
in the known universe.
[BURNE]
You mean, you haven't heard
from Vernon all day?
April, too?
That's just great
great great great.
We're gonna have
a ratings nosedive if
those two don't turn up.
Throw out all that old junk.
It's being replaced
with new junk.
Oh, wait. Break time.
Talk about a lucky break.
There's just gotta be a
transformer in here somewhere.
Gee, I wonder what
Raphael and Michelangelo
are doing right now.
[RAPHAEL]
I bet Donatello and
Leonardo are wondering
what we're doing right now.
Keep moving, dude. We
gotta find that portal.
If we have to, we'll search
this whole pad, dad.
I think maybe it's in here.
I think maybe I'm wrong.
[SHREDDER]
Well, well.
Bebop, Rocksteady, show our
guests some old-fashioned
ninja hospitality.
♪♪ [THEME SONG]
Hey!
Our blasters.
Kowabunga and all that jazz!
Whoa!
[MICHELANGELO]
Heads up, Shred head.
Ahh!
This'll keep you from
rusting, chrome dome.
What a story.
What a story!
Ha ha! You guys couldn't
hit me with--
uh, a rubber tire.
Did you ever have
that run-down feeling?
Vernon, come back
with my camera!
I don't see him
anywhere, April.
Laundr-o-matic computerized
clothes-washing system.
Come down and fight,
you web-footed freak.
Whoa!
Hey!
Kowabunga!
No!
Now, let's see.
Rinse. Spin.
Ah-ha! Super wash.
Whoa, that'll
clean up their act.
Yeah, wait'll they hit
the fluff dry cycle.
Come on, little dudes.
Let's find that portal.
Ahh!
[COUGHING]
[GURGLING]
[SHREDDER]
Get me out of here,
you morons!
[VERNON]
Somewhere on this
forsaken planet,
there's got to be a really
controversial story.
This thing's, like,
totally shot.
And the big portal screen's
not working either.
Aw, swell. Now
we're really stuck.
Uh, guys, I think
you should know--
Dig this, cats.
The transdimensional
radio still works.
Set it to the Turtle
frequency, dude.
Oh, am I glad to see you.
Donatello's just gotten
our portal working.
Uh, guys...
Not now, April.
Okay, I'm ready
to bring you home.
Alright!
Here we come.
All five of us.
Four of us.
Huh?
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
Vernon's disappeared.
Yeah, well, it would
serve him right if we
just left him here.
Yeah! No. We can't
leave him here.
Besides, he's got
April's minicam.
With all her footage in it.
She's right, dudes.
You're just gonna have
to wait 'til we find him.
Well, we can hold out. But I
don't know about the portal.
[COUGHING]
[SPUTTERING]
Where the devil
have you been?
Don't ask.
Uh, we was getting
squeaky clean.
And springtime fresh.
And shiny bright.
Enough!
While you idiots have
been bathing,
I found out something
really important.
This is no ordinary
mountain we're stuck on.
It's a volcano.
A series of precisely-placed
explosive charges could create
an eruption, and blast
the Technodrome loose.
Very well, I'll find
the Turtles while--
Oh, you've done
enough bungling today.
The Turtles are loose. The place
is crawling with reporters.
You even managed to get those
bratty Neutrinos involved.
Bebop and Rocksteady will
find the Turtles while
you mine the crater,
under my personal supervision.
There's no sign of that
square anywhere.
Yeah, Vernon must've
split the Technodrome.
[APRIL]
He probably went
looking for a story.
Oh, like this one
wasn't big enough.
[ZAK]
There's only one hot spot on
this squaresville planetoid.
The Blast-o-Rama Pleasure Dome.
[DASK]
This is it, cats and kittens.
[BURPS]
I've gone to the ends
of the universe to find
a controversial story.
Alien singles bars:
The new trend?
Excuse me, sir. Do you
feel that this is a good
place to find dates?
No, we feel it's a good
place to get into fights.
Ohh!
Noo!
What is this?
The Smasherino Arena.
It's where we come to work
off tension after a hard day
at the plutonium mines.
By fighting.
Time out.
You wouldn't hit a guy
with glasses.
Cut the funny stuff
and fight!
Hey, you big creep!
Put down that...little creep!
Yeah, that little
creep's our friend.
Sort of.
[VERNON]
Oh, please.
Ahh!
Oh, you want him, huh?
Well, you're gonna
have to fight for him.
Well, that suits me fine.
Maybe we should help
those hep cats out.
Ahh!
Some roundup, eh, partner?
Somebody around
here's got a sick
sense of humor.
[MICHELANGELO]
Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, please!
Stop! Stop, dude! Please!
[LAUGHING]
I can't help feeling we
forgot something somehow.
That's right.
You forgot the T--
Quiet, Irma!
[ALIEN]
Get him!
I hope this thing works.
Uhh!
Yeah!
Yep, it works.
That's it.
Super power.
Hey, guys!
Catch!
Oh, no!
What a pair of suckers.
Hey, where'd
our gang go?
[MICHELANGELO]
They're gone. But their
starmobiles are still here.
[VERNON]
Shredder's goons grabbed them.
And me, without my video camera.
Let's hurry.
April stole my story.
[RAPHAEL]
Oh, can it, Vernon.
Or I'll go back and give those
aliens your home address.
[SHREDDER]
I don't believe it.
How could you possibly
forget the Turtles?
Uh, because
we're so smart.
Give it up, Shredder.
When this volcano erupts and
blows the Technodrome free,
we can easily hunt down
the Turtles.
Meanwhile, we'll just leave
these pesky reporters
and you insufferable Neutrinos
to a molten doom.
[DONATELLO]
Hey, uh, guys. We gotta
bring you back now.
Huh? How come?
Well, 'cause in about
one minute, my portal's
gonna blow up!
[MICHELANGELO]
Hey, look!
Whoa, dudes,
what's happening?
Krang's gonna blow
this place up and
free the Technodrome.
If the Technodrome gets
loose, it'll mean bad news
for everyone in Dimension X.
Wrap it up, guys.
Maybe, if we move these
explosives, it'd keep the
Technodrome stuck here.
That oughta
mess things up nicely.
Hit it, Donatello.
Here we go.
See, we made it
in plenty of time.
Now, to unleash
the power of the volcano
and b-b-b-blast
us to freedom!
What the devil?
The eruption.
It wasn't big enough.
The lava's hardening.
[SHREDDER]
You idiot. So much
for your great plan.
We're more trapped
here now than ever.
I've gotta get out
of this bonehead outfit.
[VERNON]
I, Vernon, am here on
the trail of a great story
of how one reporter fell
into another dimension.
I can't use this footage. It's
nothing but pictures of you.
But this, this is good. Good
good good good good.
April, you did it. It's
the scoop of the century.
And you, I don't want
to ever catch you
touching a camera again.
Well, old Shredder's really
stuck in Dimension X this time.
Even from another dimension,
he was still able to menace
you, my sons.
I fear we will hear
from Shredder again.
Yeah, and he'll
probably call collect.
[DASK]
Hey, way out hep cats. We
didn't get to say goodbye.
We're gonna miss
you crazy Turtles.
Yeah, we'll miss you,
too, Kala.
Don't let anything
happen to yourselves.
[LAUGHS]
You're so cute.
Gee, thanks.
She meant me, dude.
Oh, come on.
I'm much cuter
than you are, bud.
Get off the planet,
bud.
Everyone knows
I'm the cutest Turtle.
Hey, hey, hey. I'm pretty
darn cute myself.
What are you
talking about cute?
[ALL TALK AT ONCE]
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