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WIL WHEATON: Hello, internet.
[CACKLING]
Your Wil Wheaton is being held hostage in my lair.
[CACKLES]
Watch this TableTop Gag Reel and no one gets hurt.
Hmm?
Today, on TableTop, Jeri Ryan, Kari Wahlgren, the squeaky
floor above me.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WIL WHEATON: One to beam up.
But he's still a ***, and we still hate him.
Really?
Aw, come on, man!
Today's a good day to die, [BEEP].
[LAUGHS]
JERI RYAN: That term won't help.
WIL WHEATON: I don't want to--
JERI RYAN: Don't do that.
WIL WHEATON: [GRUNTING]
RYAN WHEATON: I wish I had a watch to look at.
WIL WHEATON: [GRUNTING].
JERI RYAN: That'll help.
WIL WHEATON: This sucks.
JERI RYAN: I'm sure that'll help.
WIL WHEATON: This sucks so much.
[GRUNTING]
It sucks so much.
Oh, who was right?
Who was right?
Captain Never Win was right.
[LAUGHTER]
RYAN WHEATON: You do realize that the only space I have
that does anything is blocked by her, right?
WIL WHEATON: I do.
But I also see that you're very close
to the longest road.
And why am I talking strategy with you?
Shut up!
Yeah, some dude on the internet was like, if they do
a reboot of Next Generation, you should play Riker.
JERI RYAN: [LAUGHS]
WIL WHEATON: And I was like, I could do that.
KARI WAHLGREN: How funny would that be?
WIL WHEATON: As long as they don't remake all the episodes,
because I don't want to wear the thing he
wore in Angel One.
That was an unpleasant, off-the-shoulder thing with
the ear cuff.
KARI WAHLGREN: Oh, my.
JERI RYAN: Oh my.
WIL WHEATON: [LIKE GEORGE TAKEI]
Oh, my.
KARI WAHLGREN: JERI RYAN: Drink Drink.
JERI RYAN: [INAUDIBLE].
RYAN WHEATON: Six.
KARI WAHLGREN: Six.
RYAN WHEATON: Six is going to be-- son of a--
WIL WHEATON: [INAUDIBLE]
Woo hoo!
JERI RYAN: That's pretty.
RYAN WHEATON: What the hell is that?
What are you doing?
JERI RYAN: You do that at home?
RYAN WHEATON: I don't know.
I don't want to know with you guys.
WIL WHEATON: Oxygen.
KARI WAHLGREN: [WHISPERS]
I'm going to take this one.
WIL WHEATON: What was that lifty-looky pull thing you
just pulled?
KARI WAHLGREN: I didn't do it.
WIL WHEATON: It looked like a lifty-looky move.
I know that.
KARI WAHLGREN: All right.
WIL WHEATON: It's the well-known, Napoleonic,
lifty-looky gambit of Versailles.
You did it again!
JERI RYAN: [LAUGHS]
KARI WAHLGREN: Your Jedi mind tricks
won't work here, Wheaton.
[LAUGHS]
JERI RYAN: Nice.
RYAN WHEATON: These are not the cards you're looking for.
KARI WAHLGREN: These are not the cards you're looking for.
WIL WHEATON: It's the wrong franchise.
RYAN WHEATON: You're not my dad.
You can't tell me what to do.
WIL WHEATON: Actually, I am.
JERI RYAN: Doh!
RYAN WHEATON: Wait a minute.
I didn't hear anything you said, I'm sorry.
Can I have my [INAUDIBLE] card, please?
WIL WHEATON: You can have it when you say, I'm a doctor not
a-- and then you make it up.
Ready?
Go.
RYAN WHEATON: I'm a doctor, not a--
I make it up.
There you go.
WIL WHEATON: Well done.
Dammit.
JERI RYAN: I would like Spock to get me--
WIL WHEATON: I would like Spock also.
RYAN WHEATON: You're telling me.
KARI WAHLGREN: Nice.
JERI RYAN: Since I don't seem able to build anything else--
[LAUGHS]
Real mature, Wheaton.
Gimme the damn card.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: [WHINES]
JERI RYAN: All right.