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Hi I'm Tricia. an organic gardener. I grow organically for a healthy and safe food
supply
for a clean and sustainable environment
for an enjoyable and rewarding experience
i love fruit all kinds of fruit
but it can be troublesome to grow all the plants with all the different
cultural requirements
so why not grow all the fruit on one tree
this is a fruit salad or Kaizetsu tree as it's called in its native Japan
the tree produces oranges, mangoes, bananas, apples, peaches and more even
avocados
i never quite know what this tree is going to produce look at this
we have a watermelon coming out of the suckers of the tree
last year I got a crop of prickly pear
Oh these trees can be really difficult to find and to grow but they're worth it
in order to germinate the seeds need to be planted when Saturn, Venus and Neptune
are conjunct on a Tuesday in April at precisely five forty two in the afternoon
you need to have a special app or an atomic watch because the timing needs to
be exact the trees are very sensitive to celestial vibrations
the seeds must be planted
one hang loose deep
if your hang loose is my size
these trees are native to Yagashiri Island and are normally hardy to zone
seven
but their hardy to zone four on weekends and holidays and all throughout
the month of May
This tree is six years old and they begin to bear fruit at four years old
but only if you sing it a lullaby
every third thursday at sunset
my tree loves the lullaby
Hushaby
(singing)
in order to get plentiful and varied fruits
I like to foliar feed my tree with organic free range mouse tears
pests of the fruit salad tree are a concern they've actually never been spotted
but according to theoretical physics they must exist
I find circling the tree three times clockwise wearing a Marie Antoinette
wig and singing the Marseille's is the best way to ward off these pests
enjoy this challenging and rewarding tree and April Fools!