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- PREVIOUSLY ON I DREAM OF NENE...
I WANT TO SIGN A PRENUP.
- I THINK YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GET IT.
AND IF HE WON'T SIGN IT...
- MM-HMM.
THEN WE WON'T HAVE A WEDDING.
I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT WE INTERVIEWED
DIFFERENT WEDDING PLANNERS, AND WE SETTLED ON YOU.
- I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU. - OKAY.
- I'M NOT WORRIED.
- I JUST HOPE THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DELIVER.
- I REALLY FEEL THAT DIANA IS NOT HAPPY FOR YOU AND GREGG.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- I WASN'T INVITED TO VEGAS. I WASN'T INVITED TO--
- WATCH THAT HAND RIGHT THERE.
- YOU'RE MAD 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T NEED YOU NO MORE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND.
- LEXIS!
I MAY HAVE TO DROP SOMEBODY OUT OF THE WEDDING.
YOU BE QUIET.
[sassy hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. RIGHT THIS WAY.
- THANKS.
- OKAY, I NEED SOME FOOD. [bleep].
- I'M HAVING A SERIOUS SIT-DOWN WITH MARLO, DIANA, AND LEXIS.
WHAT HAPPENED IN L.A. SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I NEED THEM TO ALL TO COME TOGETHER AND GET ALONG.
I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT THEY CAN'T PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES
JUST TO BE HERE FOR ME.
- WHY ARE YOUR EYEBROWS UP TODAY, DIANA?
- SHE'S BEING SERIOUS, LEAKES.
- I AIN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
I'M SERIOUS.
WHY DO THEY GO...
[laughs] ALL RIGHT, BREATHE.
- MARLO.
- LET'S HAVE A... - TOAST?
- A MARGARITA PARTY.
- LET'S HAVE A TOAST.
- LET'S BREAK THE ICE, LEAKES. LET'S HAVE A TOAST.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- NO TOASTING TODAY.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A LOVE STORY
THAT HAS TURNED INTO A HORROR STORY.
AND THE REASON WHY I BROUGHT THE TWO OF YOU WITH DIANA
IS BECAUSE YOU ALL ACTED LIKE DAMN FOOLS IN L.A.
AND YOU NEED TO FIX IT.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE ABLE
TO PUT YOUR DIFFERENCES ON THE TABLE
AND REALLY BE ABLE TO MOVE FORWARD AFTER YOU DO SO.
WHAT ISSUE DO YOU HAVE WITH DIANA?
- JUST LEAVE ALL OF US ALONE.
LET US BE YOUR FRIEND,
SHE BE YOUR FRIEND, BUT BACK UP OFF OF US.
- ALL OF THESE GIRLS ARE MY FRIENDS.
THEY'RE ALL MY FRIENDS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO PICK SIDES.
'CAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA BE IN THIS WEDDING TOGETHER.
[sighs]
THESE ARE THE GIRLS THAT I HANG OUT WITH, THOUGH.
DIANA, WHAT ISSUES DO YOU HAVE WITH LEXIS?
- FOR YOU TO SAY THAT I WANT MY FRIEND TO BE SINGLE,
THAT I WAS HAPPIER DURING THAT TIME--
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
- FROM DAY ONE, I'VE BEEN TEAM GREGG.
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- I DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE NO OTHER PERSON,
DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE A DIVORCE...
- CONGRATULATIONS, CONGRATULATIONS.
- NEVER WANTED GREGG NOT AROUND.
THAT'S ME.
BUT YOU WANT HER TO YOURSELF.
- AND WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? - LISTEN.
- I MEAN, THAT'S WHY IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET TO,
YOU KNOW, BRINGING YOU INTO MY CIRCLE--
- YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN HER CIRCLE.
- I'M NOT IN YOUR CIRCLE. - YOU WILL NEVER BE.
- I DON'T WANT TO BE. LET'S GET THAT CLEAR.
- OKAY, NOW, SEE, THAT'S WHERE Y'ALL GOING BACK.
SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, DIANA.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. NOW YOU GUYS ARE GOING BACK--
- SHE'S SAYING CIRCLE,
BUT HER CIRCLE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING.
- LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.
- I'M ALLOWING HER TO TALK. - I'M NOT LISTENING. STOP IT.
THESE GIRLS DO NOT GET IT. I AM NOT A REFEREE.
HONEY, I AM NOT A COACH. THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
THEIR BEHAVIOR IS ABSOLUTELY CHILDISH,
AND IT'S, LIKE, SHOWING A LACK OF RESPECT
FOR ME AS THE BRIDE.
IF IT CONTINUES THIS WAY,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO LET SOMEBODY GO.
- I'M GONNA SAY THIS, AND I'M GONNA GET IT OVER WITH.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR ISSUES, NOT ARGUING--
- SHE ASKED ME--OKAY. - LEXIS.
- I WILL. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING.
- LET ME FINISH ONE THING AND THEN...
- LISTEN, DIANA. WAIT JUST A SECOND.
LEXIS, DIANA.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND.
IF YOU GUYS KEEP ARGUING,
WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO MOVE FORWARD.
- I NEED TO FIND OUT WHY SHE FEELS THAT WAY,
BECAUSE I'M THE ONE HURT BY THE COMMENT THAT YOU SAID.
- IT JUST FELT LIKE, SAY, WHEN NENE WAS DATING,
TO ME, YOU WERE ECSTATIC.
YOU WERE HAPPY THAT NENE WAS DATING.
I WASN'T.
IN THE INSIDE, I WAS DYING, BECAUSE I LOVE HER--
- NO, BUT WAIT. WHOA, HOLD IT. I CAN ANSWER THAT.
WHAT I THINK THAT--WHAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN SEEING FROM DIANA
WAS THAT IT WAS A VERY SAD TIME FOR ME.
SO I THINK DIANA WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME TRY TO FIND HAPPINESS.
- OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
- I'LL ACCEPT THAT.
- OKAY, SO YOU GUYS AGREE--
LEX, I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT YOU WILL SPEAK.
- LEAKES, I'VE SAID IT TEN TIMES.
- OKAY, JUST SAY IT, LEXIS.
- OKAY, DIANA. - TELL DIANA.
- DIANA, I'M NOT BRINGING UP ANYTHING ELSE.
WE'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON, AND OUR BRIDE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY
THAT--KNOWING THAT ALL HER BRIDESMAIDS CAN GET ALONG.
AND I CAN DO THAT FOR HER.
- DIANA, YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO LEXIS, RIGHT?
- I'LL DO MY BEST.
- PLEASE TRY. - SEE, THAT'S SOME [bleep].
- SHE SAID THAT BEFORE, THAT THAT'S SOME [bleep].
- OH, GOD. OKAY.
MARLO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND DIANA?
WHAT DID DIANA DO TO YOU?
- NOTHING AT ALL.
- WELL, THEN WHY YOU DOING ALL THAT, THEN?
THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT.
- 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT FRIENDLY. I'M USED TO OFFICER FRIENDLY.
WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, WE HAD OFFICER FRIENDLY.
HE ALWAYS SMILED, AND HE WAS FRIENDLY WITH ALL OF US.
- SHE'S NOT AN OFFICER.
- OKAY, WELL, SHE LOOKS LIKE OFFICER.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SECURITY GUARD.
- OKAY, NO.
- SHE SEEMS LIKE A SECURITY OFFICER WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.
- [laughing]
I'M FEELING BAD FOR DIANA, BUT IF SOMETHING IS FUNNY,
I HONESTLY CANNOT HELP BUT LAUGH.
MARLO, TOO MUCH.
- IF YOU WANT TO MOVE FORWARD STARTING TODAY,
I CAN MOVE FORWARD.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP NICKING AT ME,
I CAN KEEP NICKING BACK.
BUT IF SHE'S SAYING, "MARLO, I WANT YOU HAPPY;
I WANT Y'ALL TO GET ALONG,"
I'M WILLING TO DO THAT, DIANA, SERIOUSLY.
I'M WILLING TO MOVE FORWARD.
I AM, ON A HAPPY NOTE.
AND I WANT A HUG. I WANT A HUG.
- I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU.
LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW....
- BUT GIVE ME A HUG. - I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU NOW.
- GIVE ME SOME LOVE. - ALL RIGHT, DON'T PLAY WITH ME.
- TAKE A PICTURE.
- I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU GUYS COULD BE HAPPY.
- OOH, OOH. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
- I KNOW THESE GIRLS WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING,
BUT I AM GLAD THAT THEY HAVE AGREED
TO AT LEAST TRY AND GET ALONG FOR NOW.
- CHEESE! - [laughing]
- KISSES, KISSES.
- HEY. - PORSHA, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OOH! - HOW YOU DOING?
YOU LOOK GOOD. OH, MY, RAWR.
- GIRL...
- YOU BETTER HAVE ON THAT ANIMAL PRINT, CHILD.
- SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO BRING IT OUT.
- I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU, PORSHA. - I KNOW.
- YOU LOOK GOOD. BUT I AM ABOUT TO GET YOU.
- WHAT?
- OKAY, IT'S ON NOW. - WHAT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? - BRING IT.
- YOU DONE BROUGHT ME TIFFANY...
- TIFFANY COOK?
- COOK. - WHAT'S WRONG?
- PORSHA IS THE ONE THAT REFERRED ME TO TIFFANY,
MY WEDDING PLANNER.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I ENDED UP LISTENING TO PORSHA.
NOW, I'M SERIOUS, 'CAUSE WHAT WORK FOR PORSHA
DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK FOR NENE LEAKES.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S DROPPING THE BALL WITH YOU.
YOU'RE, LIKE--SHE WAS SO EXCITED TO GET YOU AS A CLIENT...
- YEAH. MM-HMM.
- THAT I JUST KNEW FOR A FACT, IF SHE WAS THAT GOOD TO ME
THAT AS EXCITED AS SHE WAS FOR YOU,
SHE'S GONNA GO ABOVE AND BEYOND.
- LISTEN, PORSHA.
SHE'S BEEN PROMISING ME SKETCHES FOR DAYS,
AND SHE HASN'T GOTTEN THOSE TO ME.
SHE KEEPS SAYING, "I EMAILED THEM TO YOU.
I EMAILED THEM TO YOU."
AND I'M LIKE, "GIRL, I HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL,
"AND I LOOK AT MY EMAIL EVERY SINGLE DAY.
"IF I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I HAVEN'T GOT THE SKETCHES,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BRING THEM TO ME, THEN?"
- RIGHT.
- MY WEDDING IS FIVE WEEKS AWAY,
AND I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL REACHING TIFFANY
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
NOW, WHAT BRIDE WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY CAN'T REACH
THEIR WEDDING PLANNER?
LIKE, I NEED HER HELP.
- YOU'RE GONNA REALLY HAVE TO TRY TO GET
ON THE SAME PAGE WITH HER, BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED,
THAT WEDDING PLANNER IS LIKE YOUR SISTER FOR THAT MOMENT.
I MEAN, LITERALLY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE
TO CALL HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SAY,
"I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT AN IDEA."
- IT'S JUST NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE SHE'S OFFENDED THAT YOU'RE SO HANDS-ON,
AND SHE DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.
- I THINK SO.
- SHE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO BAG BACK AND LET HER DO IT.
- I'M THINKING ABOUT MY COIN.
- I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. [both laugh]
HONEY, 'CAUSE THAT NUMBER IS BIG WHEN YOU START OUT.
AND WHEN IT QUADRUPLES, YOU BE LIKE, "NOW, HOLD ON NOW.
"LET ME--WHAT KIND OF GLASS? WHAT KIND OF NAPKINS?
WE DON'T NEED NO NAPKINS."
LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO MAKE HER WORK,
OR YOU NEED TO LET HER KNOW THAT THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK OUT.
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO WORK.
- OKAY. - I WANT A FAIRY TALE.
- SERIOUSLY. WELL, YOU DESERVE IT.
- I THINK WE'RE JUST MISSING SOMETHING HERE.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEDDING, THE MAGNITUDE THAT I WANT,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHE'S EVER PRODUCED THAT BEFORE.
I HONESTLY DON'T.
WE WANT TO DO A GOLD CEREMONY
AND A SILVER RECEPTION.
I JUST WANT TO FEEL-- - ROYAL.
- YEAH, AND I WANT TO-- BUT THEN GROWN.
- YOU NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH HER.
- I MIGHT, PORSHA.
EITHER THAT OR CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
- UH-UH, UH-UH-UH.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA CALL OFF NO WEDDING.
- I DON'T WANT TO CALL OFF MY WEDDING.
I DON'T WANT TO DELAY MY WEDDING.
BUT I'M THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT HAS TO HAVE A CONNECTION WITH YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH TIFFANY.
WHAT I WANT IS TO GET ON THE SAME PAGE.
WE GOT TO. KNOCK HER IN THE HEAD.
- NO, DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT.
- YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T HIT HER. I WOULDN'T HIT HER.
- 'CAUSE WE GOT TO GET HER TO FINISH.
[both laughing]
- SEE YOU LATER. - ALL RIGHT.
- HONEY, HONEY. - DERIC, LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
I'M GONNA SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH NENE FOR A MINUTE.
- [sighs]
I'M UPSTAIRS LOOKING FOR MY CELL PHONE.
I NEED TO CALL TIFFANY.
STOP WITH THE PLAYING.
COME ON, NOW, NO, COME ON, NOW.
- I LOVE THAT SPOT.
- YES, WELL, LET'S GET IT TOGETHER.
LORD, I HOPE SHE GOT SOMETHING DONE WHILE I WAS AWAY.
I SETTLED ON JUNE THE 22ND TO GET MARRIED
BECAUSE IT'S OUR SECOND CHANCE AT LOVE.
I GOT SO MUCH TO DO
AND SUCH A LITTLE TIME TO GET IT DONE.
LET ME SEE. - OKAY.
[line ringing]
- [clears throat]
- YOU'VE REACHED TIFFANY COOK OF DREAM DESIGN WEDDINGS.
I--
- OKAY, I'LL SEND A TEXT.
TRYING TO CALL YOU.
THIS LADY BE LIKE, "I CAN NEVER REACH YOU."
IT'S LIKE, I CAN'T REACH YOU.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DON'T ANSWER YOUR CALL.
LIKE, I'M GOOD ON A TEXT OR EMAIL.
I CAN CALL YOU FROM THE CAR, FROM THE DAMN SKY,
YOU KNOW, ALMOST ANYTHING.
I NEED TIFFANY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME,
SHOW ME STUFF, TALK TO ME, SEND ME SKETCHES,
LET ME KNOW THAT SHE GETS IT.
TIFFANY SENT ME PICTURES OF PORSHA'S WEDDING,
BUT OTHERWISE, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.
YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEBODY CALL YOU BACK-TO-BACK,
IT DRIVE YOU CRAZY, DOESN'T IT?
I'M GONNA TRY ONE MORE TIME, THOUGH.
- HMM.
- AT THE TONE, PLEASE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE.
- OH, MY...
- WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED RECORDING,
YOU MAY HANG UP OR PRESS ONE FOR MORE OPTIONS.
beep!
- HEY, TIFFANY, IT'S NENE.
I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU AND CONFIRM
THAT WE ARE GETTING TOGETHER.
THANKS SO MUCH, TIFFANY. BYE.
THERE IS NO WAY POSSIBLE
THAT I AM GOING TO THROW A WEDDING
THAT IS HALF DONE,
'CAUSE I DON'T DO THINGS THAT ARE HALF DONE.
I AM A SMART GIRL.
- WANT TO GET ONE OF THEM PIGEONS
SO WE CAN STRAP A NOTE TO IT AND SEND IT TO HER?
- [sighs]
COMING UP NEXT...
- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION:
THEN WHY THE [bleep] DID YOU HIRE ME, NENE?
- BECAUSE THE OTHER TWO PLANNERS WERE BUSY.
THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU, OKAY?
- LET ME SEE. - PACE PAPER.
- OKAY, HERE IT IS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS SO CUTE.
- HI THERE. - HI!
- HOW ARE YOU? - WELCOME.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - WELCOME TO PACES PAPERS.
- HEY THERE. I'M NENE. - SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
HI.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - MICHELLE.
- HI, MICHELLE. MARLO.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, MARLO. - MAY I?
- YES, PLEASE. PLEASE SIT.
- THANKS.
WE ARE WEEKS FROM THE WEDDING.
THE COMMUNICATION BETWEEN ME AND TIFFANY,
MY WEDDING PLANNER, DOES NOT EXIST.
THANK GOD MARLO IS HELPING ME OUT.
MARLO IS A FASHIONISTA, AND MARLO KNOWS MY TASTE.
- OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT YOUR RING.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. [laughs]
- OH, MY, GOSH. THAT IS JUST--
- ISN'T IT GORGEOUS? - [gasps]
- THANK YOU. - SO BEAUTIFUL.
- OKAY, SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WEDDING.
- I'M HOPING TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL,
FABULOUS, OVER-THE-TOP, WEDDING.
- OKAY.
ABOUT 200 INVITATIONS, OR DO YOU KNOW--
- OH, NO. - NO?
- SO I NEED TO...
- YOU NEED TO GO BACK AND KIND OF FINE-TUNE IT.
- YEAH, I NEED TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
- WHAT IS THE-- - MAYBE 225.
- OKAY. - 230.
- [laughs] - SHE'S GONNA KEEP HERS.
- I FLIPPED AND BECAME THAT GIRL.
AND I WASN'T THAT GIRL.
AND THEN AS I STARTED LOOKING, I WAS LIKE,
"WELL, MAYBE, MAYBE I AM THAT GIRL."
- NOW, DO YOU HAVE A VENUE YET, NENE?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GONNA BE?
- UM...
- JUST SO I CAN GET A FEEL FOR-- I DON'T KNOW--
- IT'S GONNA BE UNDER A TENT,
AND IT'S GONNA BE A NIGHT WEDDING.
IT'S GONNA BE ELEGANT. - OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, LET ME TALK TO MY WEDDING PLANNER--
WELL, LET ME TALK TO SOMEBODY.
SERIOUSLY, WHY IS THIS ON ME?
THIS IS WHY I NEED A WEDDING PLANNER.
THIS IS WHY TIFFANY SHOULD BE HERE.
THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I LIKE TO DO SIMPLE AND ELEGANT.
- OKAY.
- SO WHEN I WAS THINKING OF AN INVITATION,
I WAS THINKING OF A PIECE OF GLASS OR ACRYLIC,
MORE LIKE THAT.
- LIKE THIS, OKAY. - YES.
- AND AGAIN, THIS CAN COME IN THE SIZE THAT YOU PREFER.
- THIS PLENTY ON SIZE, MARLO?
- I THINK THAT'S FINE. - I THINK THIS IS FINE.
- I JUST NEED SOME GLAM WITH IT. I LOVE THESE LITTLE STONES.
- OKAY. DO YOU LIKE THOSE?
- IF YOU HAVE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS,
'CAUSE THESE ARE SIMILAR TO--
WHAT ARE THE COLORS YOU'RE USING IN YOUR DRESS?
- SILVER AND GOLD. - SILVER AND GOLD CRYSTALS.
- SO DO YOU WANT IT TO BE MORE SILVER, OR DO YOU...
- YEAH, MORE SILVER. - SILVER.
I WANT IT TO BE SOMETHING THAT'S KEEPSAKE,
SOMETHING THAT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP;
YOU'RE GONNA OPEN AND GO, LIKE,
"OH, I CAN JUST PUT THIS ON THE COUNTER,"
OR--YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW IT AWAY.
- YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THAT ON THE COUNTER.
THEY'RE NOT.
- THEY MAY NOT, BUT THEY'LL STILL KEEP IT.
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP IT, EVEN IF YOU PUT IT AWAY.
- I KEEP MINE'S FOR A LITTLE BIT,
AND THEN I THROW IT IN THE TRASH.
- BUT THIS ONE, I WANT IT TO BE SO PRETTY
WHERE SHE WOULDN'T THROW IT AWAY.
- OKAY. ARE YOU HER WEDDING COORDINATOR?
- IT'S KIND OF LIKE-- YEAH, LIKE, I'M THE...
- YOU'RE WEDDING COORDINATOR AND FRIEND
AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF?
I LOVE THIS, AN ALL-IN-ONE.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
MARLO IS MY BRIDEMAID. SHE'S NOT A WEDDING PLANNER.
YOUR WEDDING PLANNER IS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE GETTING CHECKS.
- WE'RE GONNA GO BACK AND TRY TO GET YOU GUYS AN ESTIMATE.
- OKAY. - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANKS.
- WHERE IS TIFFANY? I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN TOWN.
WHY IS SHE NOT HERE, AS A MATTER OF FACT, AGAIN?
- I DON'T KNOW.
SHE--WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TOGETHER.
SHE'S SAYING NOW SHE'S SICK.
SHE'S BEEN, LIKE, SAYING SHE'S SICK FOR THE PAST COUPLE DAYS.
- I CAN'T DO IT.
- SHE'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GIVE ME, LIKE, BUDGETS.
I'VE BEEN ASKING HER FOR BUDGETS FOR THIS AND FOR THAT.
EVERYTHING THAT WE'RE DOING, WE HAVE FOUND OURSELVES.
SHE HASN'T HELPED US FIND THESE THINGS.
- SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NEXT MOVE IS NOW?
- MY NEXT MOVE IS...
- I'M ABOUT TO FREAK OUT NOW, SERIOUSLY.
SEEM LIKE THINGS ARE GOING FURTHER
AND FURTHER BACK EVERY DAY.
IT NEEDS TO COME TOGETHER. THIS IS CRAZY.
YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW WEDDING PLANNER.
- WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
- WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- WHAT'S UP? HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
- I KNOW YOU WAS COMING.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS COMING THIS QUICK.
- WHAT'S UP, PETE?
YES, SIR, RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
WHAT'S UP, MY FRIEND. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- YO, THIS IS ANDRES. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW CARLO, MY PARTNER.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- YOU KNOW THAT GREGG'S ABOUT TO GET MARRIED AGAIN...
- CONGRATULATIONS, MAN. - I APPRECIATE IT.
- TO HIS BEAUTIFUL EX-WIFE.
[laughs] THAT'S FUNNY, AIN'T IT?
BUT YO, AS FUNNY AS IT IS, IT'S BEAUTIFUL AT THE SAME TIME.
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
LET ME CHOP IT UP WITH HIM ABOUT SOMETHING.
WE'LL TALK IN A MINUTE.
- ALL RIGHT. - CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
- THANK YOU, MAN. I APPRECIATE IT.
- WHAT CAN I GET YOU, SIR?
- LET ME HAVE A GOOSE AND PINEAPPLE, BROTHER.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT TOO STRONG, 'CAUSE...
- PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T.
YOU PUT TOO MUCH, AND I'LL BE TELLING YOU ALL MY PROBLEMS,
AND I'M AFRAID YOU MAY WANT EQUAL TIME.
[ice rattling]
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON? I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING EXCITED.
- YEAH, MAN. I AM, PETE. I REALLY AM.
- YEAH? - MM-HMM.
- GOD BLESSED ME WITH A SECOND CHANCE.
- NENE AND GREGG BELONG TOGETHER, PERIOD.
YOU WORKED IT OUT.
- IT WAS TOUGH, PETER.
I REALLY HURT THIS GIRL.
PLACES I SHOULD'VE BEEN WITH HER IN HER LIFE, I WASN'T THERE.
TIMES I SHOULD'VE BEEN IN HER LIFE, I WASN'T THERE.
- YEAH.
- I BROUGHT HURT. THAT'S NOT PROPER.
I BROUGHT DISTRUST. THAT'S NOT PROPER.
I REALIZED I GOT TO GET MY WIFE AND MY FAMILY BACK.
NOTHING TO DO WITH NO SUCCESS, NONE OF THAT.
I NEED MY WOMAN.
- YEAH.
- WE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO GET DIVORCED
IF I WOULD'VE JUST CAUGHT A GRIP, TOOK ROOT.
I WAS PRETTY MUCH UNEMPLOYED, BROKE.
IT DEVASTATED ME FOR HER TO HAVE TO CARRY THINGS.
- SO ALL OF THAT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR PRIDE, MONEY?
- TREMENDOUSLY.
IN MY HOUSE, I GOT SOME SLICES, BUT NENE GOT THE LOAVES.
- SHE GOT THE LOAVES. - UNDERSTAND.
BUT, SEE, WE JUST GOT TO BAKE MORE BREAD.
- DID SHE BRING UP THE PRENUP THING?
- EVERYBODY KNOWS BY NOW THAT I'M GETTING A PRENUP.
I SAID IT ON THE RADIO.
BUT THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S PRETENDING
LIKE THEY HAVEN'T HEARD IT IS GREGG.
- MY THING WITH THE PRENUP IS,
IT'S JUST A DEVICE FOR PEOPLE TO PROTECT WHAT THEY HAVE
SO THE OTHER ONE DON'T GET NONE OF IT.
- WHEN MY WIFE BRANG IT UP, I SIGNED THAT IN FIVE SECONDS.
I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE SHE DON'T HAVE NOTHING THAT I WANT
OTHER THAN HERSELF.
- IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT I THINK I NEED TO PROTECT YOU FROM IT.
- HEY, I FEEL YOU. - IT'S NOT THE REWARD.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT. - IT'S THE LEGISLATION.
- I THINK THE REASON THAT GREGG DOESN'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THE PRENUP IS BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY THINKING
A PRENUP IS A BAD THING.
HE'S WRONG.
AND I THINK IT'S BETTER TO DO IT NOW
WHILE WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
- I REALLY HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
- BUT YOU KNOW HOW LADIES ARE. COME ON.
- OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
I TELL YOU, THIS HAS BEEN A LONG DAY.
- I'M JUST GETTING JUST...
I FEEL JUST YOUR WEIGHT.
- I SET A MEETING FOR ME TO MEET WITH TIFFANY,
AND SHE'S RUNNING LATE.
NOW, EVERYBODY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TIME.
I MEAN, RESPECT?
YOU'RE RUNNING A BUSINESS.
LORD, HAVE MERCY.
GREGG, I DON'T KNOW.
PEOPLE DO THEIR BUSINESS ALL KIND OF WAYS.
JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT.
[sighs]
- I MEAN, THIS IS JUST BECOMING A LOSS.
- HI THERE. - HEY.
- I AM SO SORRY TO MAKE YOU WAIT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY DAY WAS LIKE.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- I CAN GET UP.
- SAT ON THE TARMAC FOR TWO HOURS.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- REALLY GOOD. I FEEL BAD YOU HAD TO WAIT.
- ANYWAY, WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHERE WE ARE TODAY.
- DID YOU FINALLY GET THE SKETCHES THAT I SENT YOU?
- NO.
I'VE GOTTEN EMAILS FROM YOU BEFORE,
AND THERE WAS DEFINITELY NOT ANY SKETCHES.
AND I THINK YOU SENT TO GREGG ALSO,
AND HE DIDN'T GET SKETCHES EITHER.
- I DIDN'T GET IT.
- WHICH YOU SUPPOSEDLY SENT THIS EMAIL, LIKE, FOUR DAYS AGO.
- MM-HMM.
- AND I TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T GET THEM.
- THEN I'LL DOUBLE-CHECK IT,
AND I'LL PRINT THEM OUT TOMORROW,
BECAUSE I NEED TO, OBVIOUSLY, GET YOU TO APPROVE
AND SAY THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE DESIGN.
- MM-HMM.
- AS SOON AS YOU START APPROVING DESIGN FOR DECOR,
OBVIOUSLY, THAT CAN MOVE FORWARD VERY QUICKLY.
- YOU'RE MOVING FORWARD WITH THE DESIGN?
WHAT DESIGN? YOU AIN'T NEVER SHOWED ME ANY.
I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA MOVE FORWARD WITH A DESIGN
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN?
I AM THE BRIDE, MA'AM.
WE HAVE TO MOVE FORWARD.
WITH ALL THE STRINGS JUST HANGING,
IT'S JUST LIKE, IT'S SO CONFUSING TO ME.
- OKAY.
- SO IF WE'RE GONNA MOVE FORWARD,
WE'RE GONNA MOVE FORWARD; IF WE'RE NOT,
WE'RE JUST GONNA START DOING OTHER STUFF OURSELF.
- I DIDN'T GET TO WHERE I'M AT BECAUSE I LOLLYGAG
AND PICK LINT OUT OF MY NAVEL.
- WELL, YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN WHERE YOU'RE AT FROM DEALING
WITH THE KIND OF BRIDES THAT YOU'VE HAD IN THE PAST.
YOU MAY HAVE NOT HAD A NENE LEAKES BRIDE.
- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION:
THEN WHY THE [bleep] DID YOU HIRE ME, NENE?
WHY DID YOU HIRE ME?
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I JUST SAT HERE AND GOT SMACKED FOR TEN MINUTES.
- WELL, I'M JUST GONNA KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU, TIFFANY, OKAY?
WE NEED OUR WEDDING PLANNER TO BE PROFESSIONAL.
- THE ONLY HAPPY PLACE
THAT I THINK I MYSELF CAN PUT YOU
IS BY CANCELING THIS WEDDING.
WE'RE TOO CLOSE.
- I DIDN'T GET TO WHERE I'M AT BECAUSE I LOLLYGAG
AND PICK LINT OUT OF MY NAVEL.
- WELL, YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN WHERE YOU'RE AT FROM DEALING
WITH THE KIND OF BRIDES THAT YOU'VE HAD IN THE PAST.
YOU MAY HAVE NOT HAD A NENE LEAKES BRIDE.
- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION:
THEN WHY THE [bleep] DID YOU HIRE ME, NENE?
WHY DID YOU HIRE ME?
- I PROBABLY NEED TO RETHINK THAT.
- NINTENDO WAS MY PARTNER FOR POKEMON LIVE.
I'VE DONE MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR PRODUCTIONS.
I DID MICHAEL JACKSON IN EGYPT.
- I DON'T WANT A POKEMON WEDDING.
POKEMON.
OH, I JUST HAD A FLASHBACK.
I REMEMBER WHY WE HIRED YOU:
BECAUSE THE OTHER TWO PLANNERS WERE BUSY.
THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU, OKAY?
SO YOU WERE OUR THIRD CHOICE, AND WE RODE WITH THAT.
- DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?
- DID YOU NOT WANT ME TO ANSWER YOU,
OR DID YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO YOU?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY TIFFANY'S GETTING MAD WITH ME.
I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN ME ANYTHING,
NO PICTURES, NO SKETCHES, NOTHING.
AND YOU'RE GETTING A DAMN ATTITUDE WITH ME?
UH, FOR WHAT, PLEASE?
- SEE, MOST OF THE GIRLS PICK ME BECAUSE I'M THE BOMB.
MOST OF THE GIRLS PICK ME BECAUSE OF WHAT I CAN DO.
- WELL, I'M JUST TELLING--
YOU ASKED ME WHY, AND I'M TELLING YOU WHY.
DID YOU NOT WANT ME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
OR YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU A LIE?
- WELL, I MUCH WOULD'VE PREFERRED THIS
FROM THE BEGINNING.
- OH, YOU WOULD'VE RATHER ME TELL YOU--OKAY, OKAY.
I PICKED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE THE BOMB.
YOU RUN AROUND HERE AND ACT CRAZY.
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'RE LIKE,
"HERE'S THE WEDDING."
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
WE HAVE HIRED YOU,
WE ARE LOOKING FOR A WEDDING TO HAPPEN IN A FEW WEEKS,
AND WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THAT WEDDING HAPPEN.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
YOU CAN'T SIT HERE AND TELL ME, GREGG,
AND NOBODY ELSE THAT'S BEEN AROUND
THAT YOU ARE RUNNING YOUR BUSINESS
THE WAY THAT WE UNDERSTAND
A WEDDING PLANNER TO RUN THEIR BUSINESS.
I AM LOOKING FOR A WEDDING PLANNER
THAT WANTS TO WORK AND GIVE A FABULOUS WEDDING.
NOW, I KNOW GREGG WANTS TO KEEP HER ON
BECAUSE HE SORT OF LIKES HER FOR WHATEVER REASON.
BUT I HAVE GREAT INSTINCTS.
SHE NEEDS TO GET HER DAMN ACT TOGETHER.
I WANT TO DEAL WITH SOMEBODY THAT IS PROFESSIONAL.
YOU PROBABLY ARE GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO.
YOU PROBABLY CAN GET TO THE FINISH LINE.
BUT HOW YOU GET THERE IS THE PROBLEM WITH ME.
YOU KNOW, I'M SIMPLY SAYING HERE,
I DON'T DEAL WITH HOMEBOY PRODUCTIONS.
- WELL, I JUST SAT HERE AND GOT SMACKED FOR TEN MINUTES.
- WELL, I'M JUST GONNA KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU, TIFFANY.
THAT'S IT.
THERE'S REALLY NOT THAT MUCH MORE TO TALK ABOUT.
I MEAN, NOBODY'S GONNA PLAY ME.
WE NEED OUR WEDDING PLANNER TO BE PROFESSIONAL
SO THAT WE CAN MOVE FORWARD.
- I'M GOOD. - OKAY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
[line rings]
- WHAT'S UP, PETER?
- MAN, PETER, I'M FRUSTRATED. I'M STRESSED, MAN.
- MAN, TIFFANY, THE WEDDING PLANNER.
PETER, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO HOME, MAN.
- SHE'S BEEN NOT HAPPY WITH HER. BUT THAT DON'T MATTER.
THREE, FOUR WEEKS AWAY,
AND YOU'VE INVESTED IN THESE PEOPLE--
YOU DON'T WALK AWAY RIGHT NOW.
I'M FRUSTRATED, MAN.
- PETER, I WANT TO CANCEL THIS WEDDING.
- OH, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NOT GETTING MARRIED.
WE'LL JUST GO TO THE J.O.P.
- JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, BABY.
- OKAY.
- WE CAN GO TO THE COURTHOUSE.
- I KNOW GREGG IS TOTALLY FREAKING OUT,
BUT WHAT HE NEED TO DO IS JUST TRUST ME
AND KNOW THAT I WANT A WEDDING PLANNER
THAT CAN GIVE ME A WEDDING OF MY DREAMS.
- I DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE LIKE WE ARE NOW
AND END UP BACK IN A BAD PLACE.
I CAN'T REVISIT THAT PLACE.
I'VE BEEN CARRYING MY FRUSTRATIONS INSIDE OF ME,
AND I'VE NOT VENTED THEM TO HER.
EVEN THOUGH THE SITUATION IS FRUSTRATING ME,
I DON'T LET IT OUT.
I DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.
- I'M GONNA GONNA GO HOME AND SIT DOWN
AND TALK TO MY GIRL, MAN,
AND GET THIS THING WORKED OUT ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, PETER.
- HEY, HONEY.
- HEY.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- JUST OUT HERE THINKING.
- ABOUT WHAT?
- THIS WEDDING.
- I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM TIFFANY SINCE THE BLOWUP,
AND I JUST PERSONALLY THINK THAT IT'S SUPER UNPROFESSIONAL.
- HERE WE ARE, A FEW WEEKS AWAY, AND CHANGING PLANNERS?
- SO YOU'RE ASKING ME TO JUST BE STRESSED OUT
ALL THE WAY UP TO THE DAY OF THE WEDDING, AS I AM NOW,
AND JUST BE STRESSED OUT ALL THE WAY UNTIL THEN.
- I DON'T WANT YOU STRESSED A SECOND.
- OKAY, THEN LISTEN.
YOU HAVE INVESTED MONEY, I'M SURE, OVER THE YEARS
IN A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
I KNOW IT'S JUST WEEKS AWAY AND IT MAY SOUND CRAZY TO YOU,
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I DON'T WANT TO BE STRESSED OUT
ALL THE--THIS LADY HASN'T SHOWN ME ANYTHING.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WANT FROM ME.
I MEAN, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE
A DAMN DISASTER OF A DAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- BUT DO YOU REALIZE I'M EQUALLY
IF NOT MORE STRESSED THAN YOU?
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN WEEKS BEFORE A WEDDING,
FOR US TO HAVE TO GO FIND A PLANNER,
FOR US TO DO ALL THIS STUFF OVER AGAIN--
I'M FRUSTRATED TOO.
- [sighs]
OH, HONEY, I HAVE BEEN HAVING NIGHTMARES
ABOUT WALKING INTO A EMPTY TENT AND ALL OF MY CELEBRITY GUESTS
ARE SHAKING THEIR HEADS
AND SWINGING THEIR FINGERS AT ME.
UH-UH, HONEY, THAT DREAM IS NOT COMING TRUE.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHO WE GONNA GET?
- WE'RE GOING TO LOOK
FOR ANOTHER WEDDING PLANNER, GREGG.
- I'M UP TO HERE.
HOW ARE WE GONNA PULL OFF A WEDDING IF SHE GOES AWAY?
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF SHE STAY HERE
AND NOT DO A DAMN THING?
NOW WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
- NENE, I DON'T SHARE MY FRUSTRATION WITH YOU.
- OH, YOU DON'T? - NO, I DON'T.
- OH, WELL, I CAN'T TELL.
- I AM SO FRUSTRATED
WITH THE WAY THAT THIS THING IS GOING.
TIFFANY, GO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. WHERE'S A PLATE?
WHERE'S A FORK? WHERE'S A LIGHT?
NOTHING'S COMING IN PLACE.
I GOT TO GET YOU TO A POINT TO WHERE YOU ARE HAPPY;
YOU'RE NOT STRESSED.
BECAUSE EVERY DAY THAT YOU'RE STRESSED,
IT'S A POSSIBILITY I CAN LIVE
BACK DOWN THERE IN THAT BASEMENT.
- TIFFANY NOT HELPING US WITH CERTAIN THINGS
THAT WE NEED FOR THE WEDDING DAY
IS DEFINITELY PUTTING A LOT OF STRESS ON GREGG AND I,
AND I DON'T WANT THIS TO TEAR OUR RELATIONSHIP APART.
I MEAN, WE WERE HOPING THAT THIS EXPERIENCE
WAS GONNA BRING US TOGETHER.
- I AIN'T GOING BACK TO THAT BASEMENT,
NEVER.
SO I GOT GET YOU TO A HAPPY PLACE.
AND THE ONLY HAPPY PLACE
THAT I THINK I MYSELF CAN PUT YOU
IS BY CANCELING THIS WEDDING.
CANCEL IT.
TAKE THE LOSS, AND LET'S GO GET MARRIED.
AND THAT'S MY WORD ON IT.
I'M DONE WITH IT.
- GREGG'S IDEA OF MAKING ME LESS STRESSED
IS TO CANCEL THE WEDDING.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME.
ARE ALL OF MY HARD EFFORTS JUST GONNA GO OUT THE WINDOW?
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- I WANT YOU HAPPY.
- LISTEN, GREGG. - [scoffs]
- I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
WE JUST NEED TO HIRE A NEW WEDDING PLANNER.
I'M NOT GONNA BE FRUSTRATED.
I'M NOT GONNA BE UPSET.
I WANT TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING I'M ASKING FOR,
I'M GONNA BE GIVEN.
I FEEL LIKE THIS LADY WILL GIVE ME A WEDDING.
- WHAT'S THE--
- BUT IT WILL BE THE TYPE OF WEDDING
THAT SHE WANTS ME TO HAVE,
OPPOSED TO THE WEDDING THAT I WANT TO HAVE.
THIS WEDDING IS MY SECOND-CHANCE-AT-LOVE WEDDING.
I WANT IT TO BE AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE.
- WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE WEDDING?
WHAT'S THE BEST THING GONNA COME OUT
OF THIS WEDDING FOR YOU?
- THE BEST THING THAT'S GONNA-- - THE BEST THING.
- THE BEST THING IS THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED.
- THE BEST THING IS GONNA BE ME.
AND IF WE DON'T HURRY UP AND GET SOME THINGS DONE,
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US?
- COMING UP NEXT...
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
- OH, LORD. - IS IT GOOD NEWS?
- IT AIN'T THE BEST NEWS, OKAY?
AT THE END OF THE DAY, THERE WILL BE A PRENUP.
- NO.
[doorbell rings]
[knocking]
- HELLO.
I'M JUST LETTING MYSELF IN.
HI! - HEY!
- IT'S SO WEIRD. YOU GUYS ARE AT CYNTHIA'S HOUSE.
WEIRD.
- I KNOW, FOR YOU.
- OKAY, SANGRIA.
I'M GETTING READY TO POUR EVERYBODY SANGRIA.
THAT'S NOT OPTIONAL.
I HAD TO MAKE THIS HOMEMADE MANGO SALSA.
- I LOVE IT. I LOVE MEXICAN STUFF.
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM TIFFANY SINCE THE BLOWUP.
I KNOW MY FIANCE IS STRESSED,
AND I'M STRESSED OUT
WITH THE WHOLE WEDDING PLANNER THING,
BUT IT'S REALLY GREAT TO HAVE CYNTHIA AND MY GIRLS BY MY SIDE.
- LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS. THESE ARE SHADES.
OKAY?
AND I TRIED TO GET THE MOST HIDEOUS ONES I COULD FIND,
BECAUSE IN THIS GROUP, SOMETIMES WE THROW SHADE
AND WE DON'T KNOW WE'RE THROWING SHADE.
- YES.
- WE'RE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE WEDDING,
SO ALL THIS SHADE GONNA HAVE TO STOP AT SOME POINT.
SO ANYTIME SOMEBODY FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY'S THROWING SHADE,
SOMEBODY JUST TAKE A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES...
- THANK YOU. - AND PASS IT TO THAT PERSON.
AND THEY HAVE TO WEAR THEM AT LEAST FOR TWO MINUTES.
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA LOOK GOOD WITH YOUR OUTFIT,
BUT THAT'S THE POINT.
- AND I'M NOT GONNA THROW ANY SHADE.
I'M WORKING ON BETTERNESS.
- OH, MARLO, YOU KNOW YOU THE FIRST ONE TO THROW SHADE.
I ALREADY PICKED OUT A COLOR SPECIALLY FOR YOU.
- NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
- 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE.
- I'M SO OVER THAT.
- CYNTHIA WASN'T EVEN IN L.A., AND SHE STILL HAS MY BACK.
SHE'S HERE SITTING, TRYING TO SCHOOL THESE GIRLS
ON NOT THROWING SHADE.
THAT'S WHY CYNTHIA'S MY GIRL.
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
- OH, LORD. - IS IT GOOD NEWS?
- IT AIN'T THE BEST NEWS, OKAY?
OKAY. SO CHECK THIS OUT.
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM TIFFANY,
AND I'VE GOT TO FIND A NEW PLANNER.
[both gasp]
- OH, MY GOD.
- I NEVER FIRED TIFFANY.
TIFFANY NEVER CAME BACK TO WORK.
- WOW. [all talking at once]
- HAS SHE ANSWERED A EMAIL OR TEXT?
- I JUST FEEL LIKE, AT THIS POINT...
- YOU'RE JUST OVER IT. - I'M JUST OVER IT.
- IT SHOULD BE OVER.
- SHE'S UNORGANIZED.
SHE DOESN'T FOLLOW THROUGH,
'CAUSE SHE SHOWS UP REALLY LATE--
JUST ALL KIND OF STUFF.
- UGH.
- GREGG FEELS, LIKE, UPSET ABOUT IT.
HE WANTS TO BE LIKE-- HE REALLY WANT TO CALL IT OFF.
- OH, MY GOD.
- YOU'RE NOT CALLING YOUR WEDDING OFF.
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS WEDDING.
- SHE DON'T HAVE ANY NUMBERS OR ANYTHING--
- I THINK THAT YOU'RE DOING SO WELL,
YOU CAN LITERALLY GO WITHOUT A WEDDING PLANNER AT THIS POINT.
- WE'RE JUST MOVING ON.
I CAN'T GO WITHOUT A WEDDING PLANNER.
- YOU DON'T THINK SO?
- YOU REALLY CAN'T.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER THING
LIKE I DEALT WITH TIFFANY.
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW.
- YEAH, CYNTHIA'S A BIG FAN OF HIS.
- BECAUSE LEGENDARY'S A GOOD COMPANY--
GOOD CATERING, GOOD FOOD.
- TONY COMPLETELY SAVED MY WHOLE--
EVERYTHING FOR MY WEDDING.
- YOU MUST BE CYNTHIA. - I AM.
- TONY CONWAY.
THIS IS WHERE ALL OF THE FLORAL MAGIC TAKES PLACE.
- I HAVE TO HAVE THIS GUY DO THIS WEDDING.
- ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A MENU. CHEERS.
- FABULOUS. - CHEERS.
- YOU KNOW, HE'S VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FROM TYLER AS WELL.
- YES, HE IS.
I THINK ME AND MARLO COULD PUSH HIM AND TAKE HIM THERE,
YOU KNOW, TAKE HIM-- I THINK HE HAS A GREAT IDEA
ABOUT GOING OVER THE TOP,
AND I THINK WE COULD PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP TOO.
- WE DEFINITELY CAN.
- I SHOULD HAVE NEVER WENT DOWN THE TIFFANY ROAD.
I JUST HOPE TONY CAN PULL OFF A NENE LEAKES WEDDING,
'CAUSE IF HE DON'T, GREGG IS GONNA KILL MY ***.
- SO, NENE, WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON, DO YOU FEEL LIKE--
DO YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S A SIGN?
SOME OF THIS STUFF THAT'S GOING ON...
- I'M LIKE YOU. I GET SIGNS.
I GET ALL THE ROADBLOCKS OF, LIKE, HAVING A VENUE,
HAVING THE RIGHT WEDDING DATE, AND ALL THAT STUFF.
IT HAS DEFINITELY BEEN A ROADBLOCK.
BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SIGN THAT I SHOULDN'T BE GETTING MARRIED.
TIFFANY [bleep]-UPS ARE A SIGN
TO BRING ON A NEW WEDDING PLANNER,
NOT TO CANCEL MY WEDDING.
I JUST WANT TO MARRY GREGG.
BUT THIS IS WHY I HAVE A PRENUP IN PLACE,
AND THAT'S WHY THEY GOT COURTS DOWNTOWN,
BECAUSE IF ANYTHING WERE TO GO WRONG,
I COULD JUST WALK ON DOWN THERE AND SAY,
"I FILE FOR DIVORCE."
IT WOULD BE NO PROBLEM.
I HAVE GOT TO TALK TO GREGG ABOUT THE PRENUP.
[sighs]
I GOT TO PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH,
AND WE GOT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
- I KNOW I'M ABOUT TO PUT THESE ON FOR GREGG.
THIS FOR GREGG. GREGG, THIS IS FOR YOU.
- I MEAN...
- THROW SHADE AT YOU, GREGG.
- EVERYBODY PUT SOME, ON THAT NOTE.
SUNGLASSES FOR EVERYBODY.
- LORD, GREGG WON'T EVEN-- HE AIN'T GOT SHADE.
- AH, THAT WOULD BE... NO SHADE.
[all laughing]
- MOMENT OF SILENCE ON THIS ONE.
[laughter]
- WE'RE GOING TO MEET TONY TODAY,
AND HE'S A FULL-STAFF EVENT PLACE.
SO HE HAS CHEFS AND FLORISTS AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.
A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND HERE LIKE HIM.
- THINK IT'S A GOOD MOVE.
- I MAY AS WELL HIRE WHO I WANT.
GREGG HAS REALLY BEEN ON THE FENCE ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
EVEN DOING THE WEDDING AT THIS POINT,
AND IF TONY CONWAY DON'T WORK OUT,
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
SO I TOLD MARLO TO COME. I THINK SHE'LL BE REALLY GOOD.
I'M THINKING ABOUT HIRING HER
TO HELP OVERSEE SOME OF THIS STUFF.
- MARLO WOULD GET THE JOB DONE.
- 'CAUSE I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT EVERYTHING IS, YOU KNOW, UP TO MY STANDARDS.
LET'S FACE IT. I COULD USE HER HELP.
SHE'S STYLISH.
- HI, SEXY IN BLUE. - YOU LOOK GREAT.
AND THIS WILL TAKE A LITTLE STRESS OFF OF ME AND GREGG.
OH, WOW, TONY. LOOK AT HERE.
- WELCOME. - WHOO!
- SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU, TONY?
- NICE TO SEE YOU, BEAUTIFUL. - GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
THIS IS MARLO. - HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- HOW YOU DOING? - AND THIS IS THE GROOM, GREGG.
- HI, I'M THE MAID OF HONOR.
- NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. [both laugh]
- HOW NICE, TONY. I LOVE...
- WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT
AT OUR FIRST MEETING HERE TO EXCITE YOU
AND GET SOME THOUGHTS FROM YOU ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
- I LOVE THIS.
YOU COULD NEVER HANG ENOUGH OF THESE.
OH, MY GOD. I LOVE TONY CONWAY.
I MEAN, WITHIN 20 SECONDS, HE HAS GIVEN ME EVERYTHING
AND TOTALLY GETS ME,
AND TIFFANY COULDN'T GIVE ME THAT IN WEEKS.
- SO I LOVE HANGING THESE OVER THE DANCE FLOOR,
LIKE, 6,000 OF THEM.
- OH!
WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE OVER THE TOP.
WE'LL NEED 12,000.
- AWESOME. LET'S DO IT.
WELL, MAYBE 20. - AH!
- EXACTLY, THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT.
- I LOVE IT.
GAY, HONEY. YES.
WHEN IT COMES TO DOING SOMETHING FABULOUS,
THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
- DID YOU DO THIS ROOM SPECIFICALLY BASED
ON WHAT YOU THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD DO,
OR, LIKE, IS THIS NORMAL?
- I DID THIS ROOM ON JUST SOME THOUGHTS
THAT I'VE READ ABOUT NENE, HAVE HAD A COUPLE
OF CONVERSATIONS WITH HER AT A PARTY,
AND SO I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"LET'S JUST DO THIS TO GIVE SOME EYE CANDY
TO SEE IF WE EXCITED YOU AT ALL ABOUT YOUR WEDDING."
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BECAUSE I SEE SO MUCH
OF WHAT SHE WOULD WANT
THAT IT COULDN'T BE COINCIDENTAL.
NOW, I DON'T SEE ME IN HERE ANYWHERE,
BUT I THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR HER.
[laughter]
- LET'S JUST TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT BUDGET.
- WE WANT AN OVER-THE-TOP WEDDING, ALL THAT STUFF.
WE GOT $300.
- AWESOME.
WELL, I THINK, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD PROBABLY START LOOKING
FOR WHO COULD DO THAT.
ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY, WE WANT TO START AT ABOUT $1/2 MILLION.
AND I'M SURE WE'RE GONNA GO WAY PAST THAT,
BUT IF WE COULD JUST STAY VERY CLOSE TO IT AS POSSIBLE.
- SO WE'RE GONNA BE LESS THAN $1 MILLION.
- I WOULD LIKE TO BE UNDER $1 MILLION, YES.
- NOT OVER $1 MILLION, LESS.
- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT FOOD.
GREGG DOESN'T EAT SEAFOOD AT ALL.
- YES. NO SEAFOOD FOR GREGG.
- WE BLACK, AND WE DON'T WANT TO RUN OUT OF FOOD.
- WELL, LISTEN.
- AND WE NEED SOME LAWRY'S SEASONED SALT IN THERE.
WE NEED ALL OF THAT.
- ABSOLUTELY.
HOW MANY GUESTS FOR THIS EVENING?
- 400. - WHAT DID WE SAY, 400?
- 400? - 400.
- EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT TO COME.
- THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.
GREGG IS STARTING TO BE A LOT MORE HAPPIER NOW
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
HE'S FEELING LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE COULD REALLY PULL THIS OFF.
TONY CONWAY IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR US.
MARLO DOESN'T KNOW THIS.
BUT, MARLO, I WANT TO HIRE YOU
AS CREATIVE DIRECTOR.
I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO COME ON BOARD AND...
- CREATIVE DIRECTOR. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- YEAH. AND OVERSEE A LOT OF STUFF.
- CAN YOU WORK WITH MARLO?
- I CAN WORK WITH ANYONE.
- YOU HIRED. I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAYS.
- AWESOME.
- YOU GETTING ALL $300 OF IT, UP FRONT.
- LET ME JUST GET YOUR BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS
RIGHT NOW, AND I'M GONNA GET STARTED.
[laughing]
- HEY, BABY. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
- JUST CHECKING MY MESSAGES.
- HONEY, I'M SO GLAD WE HIRED TONY.
- I AGREE.
- UM...
THE WHOLE PRENUP THING...
OOH. [crying]
[clears throat]
- I JUST LEFT THE PRENUP CONVERSATION JUST DANGLING.
AND IF I DON'T EVER BRING IT UP, GREGG WILL NEVER BRING IT UP.
I'M BRINGING IT UP.
WHEN WE FIRST WENT INTO THIS WHOLE DIVORCE THING,
THERE WAS A LOT OF BAD BLOOD BETWEEN YOU AND I.
YOU KNOW, WE WERE FIGHTING WITH THE ATTORNEYS.
AND I'M JUST HOPING THAT WE DON'T
HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN.
BUT I FEEL LIKE IF THAT EVER WERE TO HAPPEN AGAIN,
IN ORDER FOR US TO JUST MOVE ON WITH A SMOOTH TRANSITION
IS TO HAVE THE PRENUP IN PLACE.
- [laughs]
DID I MISS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY?
- WHAT OPPORTUNITY?
- AN OPPORTUNITY, LIKE, 16 YEARS AGO, 17 YEARS AGO...
SHOULD I HAVE DONE IT?
- [laughs] DON'T DO THIS.
- DID I MISS A WINDOW?
- NO, YOU DID NOT MISS A WINDOW.
BUT THINGS WERE DIFFERENT 17 YEARS AGO
THAN THEY ARE TODAY.
THIS IS A DIFFERENT TIME.
I KNOW WHAT AN ARGUMENT IS WITH YOU NOW.
I KNOW HOW YOU FIGHT IN COURT.
- AND I KNOW HOW WELL YOU DO ALSO.
- I COULD BE A GOOD THING FOR HIM AND FOR ME,
AND IT COULD SAVE US A LOT OF TROUBLE
IF WE WERE TO GO DOWN THE ROAD OF DIVORCE AGAIN.
BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO FACE IT.
WELL, I JUST THINK THAT WE SHOULD PUT EVERYTHING
DOWN ON PAPER RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, YOU GONNA TAKE THIS, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT,
OR I'M GONNA KEEP MY STUFF,
AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR STUFF.
- WE GOT MINE AND YOUR STUFF NOW?
- YEAH, SOME STUFF IS MINE, AND SOME STUFF IS YOURS.
GET IT?
- I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SOME PEOPLE DO
WHO MAY HAVE SOMETHING AND THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT THE OTHER PARTY DOESN'T GET ANY OF IT, SO THEY PROTECT IT.
- OKAY, GREGG. I GUESS--IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
YOU SHOULD JUST REALLY TALK
ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE PRENUP.
- I JUST TOLD YOU. - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
- WELL, LET ME TELL YOU NOW.
- COMING UP NEXT...
YOU DO HAVE TO SIGN THE PAPERS.
YOU DO NEED TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU FEEL IS RIGHT.
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD DAY.
- OKAY, MISS CREATIVE DIRECTOR,
THIS IS GIFTS I WANT TO GET
FOR THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
- I SEE. I'M TAKING IT ALL IN.
- CHH, CHH, CHH.
- WHAT IS THAT? FOR MOSQUITOES OR SOMETHING?
- GIRL, THIS IS TO WHIP YOUR BUTT.
- NO, IF SOMEBODY WHIP ME, I'LL BE READY TO FIGHT.
GROSS.
GIRL, YOU NEED, LIKE, A SPATULA
THAT YOU USE TO FLIP SOME PANCAKES WITH.
- I AIN'T FLIPPING NO PANCAKES.
- I KNOW YOU'RE NOT.
- SPREAD THEM CHEEKS, GIRL.
- GIRL, COME ON.
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LITTLE INNOCENT EARS.
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. - THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.
- OKAY, GREGG. I GUESS--IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
YOU SHOULD JUST REALLY TALK
ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE PRENUP.
- I JUST TOLD YOU. - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
- WELL, LET ME TELL YOU NOW.
IT'S YOUR RIGHT TO PROTECT WHAT YOU HAVE
FROM THE PERSON THAT YOU'RE WITH
IN CASE YOU EVER END.
- NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS.
I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU,
AND IF YOU WANT ME TO SHARE WITH YOU,
THEN YOU NEED TO SIGN THIS PRENUP,
BECAUSE IF WE EVER FALL OUT, I'M NOT GONNA SHARE WITH YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, THAT'S FINE.
- IF THIS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE COMMUNICATING,
IT AIN'T GONNA BE GOOD.
- IT'S NOT THAT DEEP.
- I REALLY DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE FEELING
THIS WAY ABOUT IT.
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GONNA BE...
- I SAID I GET IT. I'LL LISTEN TO YOU.
GET IT. GET ONE.
THAT'S FINE.
- NOW, YOU GOING TO RANDY'S OFFICE?
- WHY DO I--DO I NEED TO GO?
- OF COURSE YOU NEED TO GO. ARE YOU NOT IN THIS?
YOU DO HAVE TO SIGN THE PAPERS.
YOU DO NEED TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU FEEL IS RIGHT.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THERE
AND TELL THEM WHAT I FEEL IS RIGHT
AND DON'T-- AND DON'T INCLUDE YOU AT ALL?
- DO THAT. DO THAT.
- SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD DAY.
IF GREGG DOESN'T SIGN THE PRENUP,
THERE WILL NOT BE A WEDDING.
I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
GREGG IS JUST TRIPPING.
HE'S GOT TO SIGN THE PRENUP.
GREGG. - FOR REAL.
- LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
THERE WILL BE A PRENUP.
- NO.
NEXT TIME ON I DREAM OF NENE...
- HAVE YOU EVER HEAR OF *** REJUVINA--
YOU KNOW, LIKE, LAURA HAS FOUR CHILDREN.
HER *** IS BIG.
- HOLD ON. IT'S VERY TIGHT.
- I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. - I DON'T NEED THAT HELP.
- OKAY, OUCH. - MM-MM, MM-MM.
- THEY HAVE CANCELED A LOT OF SHOWS.
THEY'RE STILL WAITING ON THE NEW NORMAL.
THAT SUCKS.
- WE'RE FIVE TO SIX WEEKS AWAY.
- SO PUSHING MY WEDDING DATE.
- YES, MA'AM.
- I CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CONNECTIONS.
- YOU'VE SHOWN ME THAT YOU'RE FAKE,
AND FAKE AND I DON'T GET ALONG.
- I MEAN, WE'RE ALL HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- I DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK TO YOU IF I DON'T WANT TO.
- AS BRIDESMAIDS, WE NEED TO GET ALONG,
AT LEAST FOR THE WEDDING.
[rattling]
- I HAVE THE TEACUP, OKAY?
- WHO DIED AND MADE YOU PRESIDENT?
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP ARGUING WITH THEM
AND START BEING A FRIEND?
- WHEN ARE THEY GONNA STOP ARGUING WITH ME
AND BE YOUR FRIEND?
- YOU ARE NOT A LITTLE GIRL.
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