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Trevor hold that camera steady
this is going on Facebook
3..2..1...Action
Oh, I didn't see you there.
No! Are you f*$%king kidding me!
Take 2.
Hi. I'm Snix. I'm Fizzy. Together we run Kenton McFizzle and Associates.
a full service intergalactic branding agency
we've just won the Earth account and we're very excited.
Now that the Galactic Federation is about to lift the embargo on Earth
a lot of wonderful and caring transgalactic corporations
are working around the clock in preparations
for the opening of the lucrative Earth market
Now if you're curious as to what goes on behind the scenes
at an intergalactic branding agency
now's your chance to find out.
go ahead and lick us!
Arghhhh! It's like us you dumb slug!
You can follow all the action
as we post up our latest ad campaigns
here on Facebook.
So join us for a new era of alien human connectedness.
Cut!
How was that? You think they understood what we were saying?
Alien human connectedness. F*%$k Fizzy
No more Oprah!