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Yesterday they announced the new iPhone. We're releasing an episode of what I think it should have been.
♪ Max, Max, Max's Macs ♪
Hello this is Max with Max's Macs.
The new iPhone is cheaper and smaller than other iPhones and this is not the first cheap product that
Apple has. McIntosh apples are close to, I think, $1.99 in season, per pound.
This is my - my ideas notebook. So my first idea - this would be called the iPhone 911. It has the
standard shape of an iPhone, and then this would be a button right next to the home screen where
you just press it and it immediately calls 911. A lot of people have to call 911 if
they're locked out of their apartment unjustly or just to, if you see a big dog.
My next idea for a phone -
a hamburger phone. I'm advancing a little bit the product that they've already made
which is the Big Mac. The top bun is the talking, the hamburger and the bottom
bun are the receiver. But I have a prototype of this which is just an
iPhone 4 that I painted brown. And I have a hamburger bun that I have to
replace about once a week on it. So my third idea, the one that people would say
"This guy's a little nuts..." -- this iPhone will be large and also need to stay plugged
in all the time. This set of numbers and letters would be hooked up to it.
You can put it on a desk and sit at it with a chair. Ok so now is the time
where I like to send the ideas to Jony Ives. He's the top dog of phones. And now it's just a
simple matter of following up that email with the phone call. J..O...N...Y.
OK something's going on with my phone. I'm gonna get Heather in here, our IT guru.
Hey Max, again like I said before, I didn't consent to being in this show.
Yeah, I'm trying to place a call to Apple, to Jony Ive. Listen to this, because it might be the answer.
I don't even need to listen though, you just typed in his name.
Would you have his number?
I'm not friends with Jony, I'm barely even friends with you.
All right thank you so much for coming.
Is that an iMac, Max?
What?
I think we've learned something pretty good today.
Always follows an email with a physical phone call and if you have ideas for the
next iPhone please email them to me at maxtechguy@gmail.com.
And another episode of Max's Macs in the bucket!
So this is my ideas notebook, this is my notebook where I write poetry about Apple and the creators.
Now anybody can own an iPhone and be blessed by Macs and your last excuse is up!