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Hey, how are you guys? I'm Dylan and I'm from the US
I'm a yankee piece of *** as the Spaniards would say
Or I'm a damn *** like Mexicans would say
I think you guys have much more in common than what you think
If you're from Spain, welcome. If you're from Mexico "Qué onda guëy?"
And if you're from Argentina *** you
Seriously, *** you guys
Anyhow, the reason I'm making this video
is because I haven't spoken Spanish in a long time and I want to know what you think of my accent.
I'm afraid my accent is becoming more and more Mexican
That's not a bad thing, but it's also not a good thing
because I'm going to be in Spain, in Madrid, very soon in about 5 months or around there.
So I have to improve my Castilian Spanish
I promise you guys, in my heart I'm Mexican.
Physically, I'm American but I want to speak Spanish like a Spaniard like a matador or Cervantes.
If you're Mexican, don't be offended.
I promise I've drunk more glasses of Horchata, I've eaten more taquitos de pastor,
and I've eaten more spicy jalapeños than Pancho Villa himself. So I'm with you guys.
I'll always be a fan of México and it's culture
You guys are awesome
But as I said I'm going to be in Spain really soon
so Mexican Spanish isn't going to help me that much
It's not that I don't like it, but I'm completely surrounded by Northerners
and you guys know how they are.
Their accent is kind of ridiculous. The chilango accent is pretty,
the one from Puebla is even prettier. But the standard Northern Mexican accent is ugly.
For example they talk like this:
What's up dude? What's going on bro?
The other day I went to a house party dude
and I chugged some really cold beers.
My *** almost exploded when I saw those sexy honeys.
and I mean, I don't want to talk like that. I respect the accent
but I'll be in Spain so I want to speak like a Spaniard, matador, Cervantes, whatever.
Anyhow, please leave me a comment and tell me what you think.
If you thought it was funny, tell me.
Really soon I'm going to release videos in French and German
I already made a video in Portuguese
so if you're a polyglot as well, feel free to critique my Portuguese because I'm looking to improve it.
I'm currently in Brazil so that'd help
I'm not sure what to say. I'll make a video in English for Spanish-speakers.
so if you want to learn American-English, stay tuned.
If you want to speak English like a yankee piece of ***
That's all, thanks for watching