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someone named "RandysGoiter" contacted me through reddit
"the black hole of the Internet" the morning and he claims that he
was the original photographer
of the Half-Cat
I'm pretty skeptical but I thought it was worth investigating
need to talk about this for a while ... you see things come online it's frustrating
people try to take...
take your work for you. And... uh... no... we need to set the record straight
Dan- Do your gonna explain that
Andrew- yes that's my photo. Dan- that's your photo?
Andrew: yes Dan: and then this? What's this one?
Andrew: that's a fake. Dan: your telling me that's... Andrew: that's my original photo
Andrew: yes Dan: it looks like this one's
a Photoshop this one! I just don't believe that...
What reason would there be?
Andrew: What reason would there be for me to take a picture
above okay cat and turn it into
something like. There is only one real explanation for any this...
the government is obviously Double-Catting "They" are create digital trail
a digital record in a try erase. I'm going to not even going to
get a white cat I'm gonna take one these orange cats right here
and I'm going to Photoshop this into the image to show you can turn a half cat...
into a Double-Cat
create your your your lies **** with the public... and probably
I'm expecting to make millions off of it. So since they were gonna keep
the half cat mould right there why the years later for you just to see how easy
it is to add a back end
on the Half-Cat so if we bring down all the color in the orange you're gonna
be able to see how quick it is
make that fur white. And look... it's a white cat!
and it's a buncha pixels molded into a lie.
I feel bad even doing this. Dan: that's
... rough but I can see how it might be double catted
of course you can see I would be 'Double-Catted' can you can see everything in that we
have the shadow we have the white the fur matches perfectly
sure we have to put the ear in... but everything else matches ... the background
matching
that cat looks like it's been there all along. It has been 'Double-Catted'
Dan: yeah you did that in maybe
5-10 minutes Andrew: oh yeah
Dan: if you're given more time think you
it's possible that would be... Andrew: if I was given more time I could... I could.. make it
look perfect for you.
It tears me apart
to have submitted something online
just two further the knowledge in the world to let them see that there are Half-Cats
out there
that they're an amazing species that we need to 'ingratiate' into the world
you can see how upset I was when I go to check out my photo online
and it's been 'Double-Catted'
It wasn't an easy day... and every day since has been less easy
Andrew: I think people get scared
they see something that can change their lives. Change their perception
of what people have grow up with. Most people grow up with four-legged cats
and if you were to bring a two-legged cat into their house they would somehow think
that it was deficient in some way
when you see one real life....
everything changes... Instantly
and I look forward to you having that moment
because these moments where you're kinda disputing it
its... poor on your soul... doesn't help you
as a person
if me and you whent out one night had a few beers. hung out. Y'know you could stay the weekend
we could go half-cat hunting
huh
It's just good to have people around.
It's been a while.