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Hellooo everybody for the first time, everybody! :D
Youtube... I dunno, let's play Happy Wheels ;u;
This is
The BIGGEST cliche, so I was like, "okay...."
Ummm...?
I gonna just, gonna suck now, so let's, let's do it. Let's SUCK
I'm going to suck at this
*incoherent mumbling* That was where I got my, um...
My recording... thing S'this gonna BLUESCREEN? >:U Nooo... ;n; Don't bluescreen....
Oh, YEAAASSS... woohooo....
Now, I'm still trying to figure out the controls, and not only that, but
My computer is the biggest freaking lagfest EVER
So I'm just gonna close down some stuff
And then I'll continue the recording
Okay, let's continue... As you can see I can only do 20 minute recordings
Unless I'm doing like, uh
more than one
part episode
*more incoherent muttering*
um...
this is really inconvenient actually because
my microphone is
built into my computer, and it's
right by the, uh...
Um, arrows that I need to control Segway Gu--Oh, great, what was this... "WUAH!" "WUUH?"
"Oh HAI--Welcome to Santa's new Elf Camp..."
Cool story, bro (what?)
Can I MOVE now?? *sigh*
Who READS this slow, COME ON. *Segway jumping noise* Woohooooo!
Oh ma Gawd, it's LAG CITYYYY
My computer just can't handle all the shapes...
WOAH, okay that's awkward... *Segway Steven humps his Segway*
That's uh... AWKWARD...
He's dancin' :D
*Bad rave noises by yours truly*
Imma hafta... re-record over this.. *nervous laugh* CUT THAT OUT! (Who am I talking to?)
Aww... They left it in... Umm...
AH MAH GAD I GET IT
MOVE
*re-reading* "Welcome to Santa's new Elf Ca--" Oh, hello...? Was it just, like, not gonna load what else he said?
He said something like, "Let me show you around...
...Cuz I'm an IDIOT." --That One Elf Guy
*Incoherent muttering (again)* --computer's the LAGGIEST thing...
It's like, EIGHT years old
So you're just gonna kinda hafta get over it (trollolol?) I can't do anything about iiiit ;n; (WUAH)
"This is an outpost for Santa to refill preshentsh..."
That's clever ;u; (WUUH)
"Right up this hill, we are soon there..."
Now I KNOW there's like...
a PIT over here that I ALWAYS fall into...
and they don't warn you...
They're just like, "Oh hey look at this PIT" There's a TRI-FORCE at the bottom...
"Thish camp is just wuuun of meney..."
And I'm like, "Well, HELLO, you found the Tri-Force, just use that to GET OUT.."
I probably just sound like an IDIOT right nowWHATEVER
I dunno
Cool story BROOOO!!! Ehh, JUMP OVER IT *voicecrack*!!!
Oh, heyy....
Eheheh, voicecrack...
"We ah heeeyah..." Why, Why, Why do I sound like that like
"We're hewe!"
I dunno lol
i'm an idiot LOL (WUH)
I'm gonna get so trolled just for making this (true)... "Here we make alll da preshetsh..."
But
You said it was a REFILL post, not a We-Make-EVERYTHING-Here post...
Ohh, look my head just, like... *weird sound effect?*
Alright, yep...
This s'the Looongest fwooooll
eeeeveeee
jontronreference-eeerrr.....
Yep they're making some preshentsh....
Oh, ***.... What was that.... *loud-*** sound effect*
Oh, GOD.
*nervous laughter (again)* *BOOOM*
It just comes like a second after I expect it so it freaks me OOOUUTT.... (not rly XD)
eheheh....
*nervous humming?*
*mutter*
*mutteBOOOM*
Sorry, I saw this on Tobuscus (;u; :D) No? (Still an evil YESSSS)
*Nightmare fuel* OHH-kayy...
"I COULD KILL YOU IN AN INSTANTTTT" (TOLD YOU I'D SAY SOMETHING >:3)
"I COULD KILL YOU IN AN INSTANTTTT" (TOLD YOU I'D SAY SOMETHING >:3) Geez, Santa, you're dark...
Or, no, no, Don't... Don't take it that way.... You people ^3^
OMG NO ONE'S GONNA WANT--ohh... geez, red eyes of *AAAAAHH* OH GOD
?????
See, lookat that, what'd I say? Tentecally DOOM
OMG did he just kill somebodyOOHHHMY GOD
OKAY. They're makin' PRESENTS man,
what's THEY do?!
They're [correction, WERE] making presents. you're horrible.
Maybe if my SEGWAY wasn't like *AAAAGH*
"It's Santa Jim, Santa's nemesis! RUN!" Oh! Oh, that's NOT Santa?"
That makes senseeee.... Oh, dude, you're DEAD
frozen alive...
don't worry, we'll melt you in like....
2451 *AAGGH*
"He's freezing us to deat--" YEAH I NOTICED
YOU DON'T FREAKING SAY My hands keep wanting to go to the WASD keys for Minecraft controls... lololol...
*muttering*
*muttering*
*muttering*
*muttering*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*
--level...
Oh, ***, look at this ice pit of DEATH...
SSSPACEBARRRR
Don't, breakyourheadontheceiling "Just gonna... ride
my Segway to VICTORY" (No he won't)
Oh hey look an ICE PIT LET'S JUMP INTO IT :D
Oh, ***
Don't break your face!!!
Oh, yeah, I-I cuss a little bit, sorry (no i'm not)
I will try to refrain from that (no i won't)
HOLY SH---- see? I didn't even finish :D
*???*
"OH MY GOSH" ...What? WHAT?? ....WHAT?
*CRASSSDCFGH* OH MY GOD WHAT? I can't see what's happening
My computer's freezing to death. (The work of Santa Jim :-O)
Oh my God.. OHHH mah gawd...
Hey, I can't go anywhere, man... (yes, I can, I'm just an IDIOT)
BOULDERS of DEATH
look at the LAAAAG
Oh ma Gooooood
OH, hey, I'm supposed to be moving....
*bad Santa impersonation*
*bad Santa impersonation*
Icicle, don't kill me... DON'T kill...
I couldn't remember if it fell or not and if it did, it'd be like... *weird noise* DEATH
Ooh, look, elves :D
You guys are aliiiive! :D RUNNN
Why're you just standing there *WAUGH*
"He's using magic to create an army of powerful minions D:"
Yeap, BOULDERS I saw
they're pretty powerful when they fall on your head
but besides tha--yeah, this jokes over (it never began trollolol) *sigh*
Nice trees. I like 'em. They're cool. *saaaaarcasmmmm* ... Segway Steven, you alriiight? Kind of...
Glitchin' out there buddy...
You okay?
M'watchin the ground in case
another... ice pit pops up (Silly ice pits)
What is he gonna say 0o0? "WUUAHH' (Oh, DUH)
"Hey! Listen" (Who are you, Navi?) WHAT? "WUAHH" WHAT? "WUAHH" WHAT?
Oh, God, evil minions ;n;
they're not even BOULDERS 0n0
I have to go back into that ice pit *incoherent* Oh mah GAWD, i'm so stupid (yep)
Have fun hating MY videos! ;_;
*awkward laughter* Don't worry,
A lot of them won't be video games
and hopefully if i do another happy wheels, which I hope I will (no i don't) because it looks like a really good game (no it doesn--//kicked). A lot of people play it... *only lists 2*
Pewdiepie and Tobuscus (:D okay, so uhm... What i need to do is not drop...
Don't go down, don't go down, DON'T GO DOWN, DON'T GO DOWN, don't go down, don't go down....
Get back Before you BLOW YOUR FACE OFF
Blow them up! WOOHOO!
Blow them up! WOOHOO! *Laggy as *** explosion that nearly took out my speakers*
Oh my God D:
*singing terribly*
I'm not gonna use this footage this is so bad(yes you are and yes it is :D)
this is like a practice video! WEEEEEE :D
And, it's going to end here in a minute
Oh, ***, wait... Don't I have to fight Mewtwo after this?
Oh, ***, wait... Don't I have to fight Mewtwo after this? .............. *quits, mostly because of laziness more than anything else* *tries to type "Don't fight Mewtwo" and fails*
Omigod
Screw this :D
Byyyye, bye XD I was gonna end with somethin funny, and just--*video ends abruptly*