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Batman!
Batman!
Batman! Batman! Batman!
Batman!
Where are we going Batman?
Robin, I just feel like driving down the road today!
That's great Batman! I love spending time with you!
I just hope none of the villians try to mess it up for us today!
Ok, Which one of us is gonna screw with Batman and Robin today?
Ooh, Ooh, I will! I'm the Riddler!
[Phone ringing]
Hello? This is Robin speaking!
Ooh, Robin I have a riddle for you today!
Ok Riddler, What is the riddle?
What has ruined many celebrities careers including Lindsay Lohan?
Gee, I don't know Riddler!
Colored crack-***!
You know something Riddler? You're really lame!
So what? I'm the Riddler! I give Riddles!
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna shoot you with my umbrella!
Oh, I've heard everything now!
An umbrella? You're gonna shoot somebody with an umbrella?
That's your deadly weapon?
Yes! I shoot people with umbrellas, I fly on them and I hypnotize people!
What are you?
I'm a clown that got fired from the circus!
Huh, And you call me lame for telling riddles?
We are the lamest bunch of super villians ever!
Gee Batman, What are we doing down here?
Robin, I'm about to go to the airport to ride the escalators!
Would you like to come?
Boy would I!
Robin, Doesn't that old man infront of that fat guy look familiar?
Gee Batman, He really does look familiar!
Oh no! Robin no!
By God it's Robert Loggia!
Ok Robin, I'm goona try to cut his head off with my bat-boomerang
before he starts spelling his name!
Robin, You must never tell a soul what just happened!
Holy hole in a doughnut Batman!
Holy safari Batman!
Holy schnikes Batman!
Holy Shakira's nice butt Batman!
Shakira does have a nice butt Robin!
A very nice butt!
It seems that mini-Batman thinks Shakira has a nice butt also!
I wonder if mini-Batman would ever want to go to the Robin cave?
Batman!
Batman!
Batman! Batman! Batman!
Batman!