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THE PLYWOOD
Seppo! SEPPO!
That pervert from next door is spying on me again - I'll have to talk to him tomorrow
And the nudist BBQ party is tomorrow, I don't want him checking us out
And the shelf must be fixed by tomorrow - I'll have to talk to Matti about it
Honey, I'm home!
Well hello there, hard day at work?
Interesting, I should say
Alright, want a beer? - Yeah
*incomprehensible pseudo-latin mumbling*
Who are you guys? What are you doing on my land?
We're holding a black mass. - Get the *** off my property!
We can't do that yet The mass is not finished
Good morning! - Morning.
How has my Matti's morning been?
Well, so and so had to work late again
Late? - Yeah, had to do some woodwork for Räisänen
Woodwork, as always
Do take your hat off
We're dining afterall
Good bacon, thank you
I've practiced making it for years
Good that you like it
How was Räisänen doing?
Whats up with him?
Well, you know he owns some horses, right?
Yes, and? - So he took them to the races in Joensuu, and the cart...
Horsecart? Yes, the bench from it broke, so I had to fix it
Good to hear that he's racing again - Indeed
Your brother, Teppo is coming tonight!
Tonight? - Yes, tonight, he called me this morning
Okay, I'll have to have Seppo's shelf finished by then
Did the drunk think it was a bed again? -Yeah..
That guy... - Old fox
I'll have to hurry up, if I plan on getting everything done today
Yes, you should probably finish the shelf before he comes, so you'll be home by then
Yeah
So I'll need to get going now
Good weather you've got there - Indeed
I hope you won't mind me smoking indoors? - Not at all, go ahead
I'm leaving anyway. Thank you for this great breakfast, honey
I'll see you tonight. - See you, and have a nice day at work!
Oh hi, I'm here for the plywood
Okay, they're right inside, I'll go get them
Here, a bit dirty but I think they'll do
Thanks, have a nice day. - You as well
Where should I start...
*grunting*
*more glorious manly grunting*
Goddammit!
***! ***!
Argh.
I've come to warn thee of a CURSE!
The curse of the BIRCH!
The curse of THE PLYWOOD!
Alright, would you like some coffee?
A thousand years ago, a man named Lalli
struck down a woeful tree, of which an axe, crafted he
Sugar? - Salt, please
With his axe he struck down Bishop Henry, causing heavenly powers to curse the forest in a manner most awry
Cake? - ...yes
This terrible curse will awaken, remember it's might
when blood is spilled in the night
Good coffee. - Thanks
Matti! Matti, It's your brother
You're always he- MATTI! Matti...
"Twins of the year"
Jäppinen residence, Irmeli speaking!
Teppo here... - Hi teppo!
Matti is dead... - What!?
I found him dead in his shed - This can't be true!
Have you any idea what he was supposed to be doing?
Matti.. He was supposed to be fixing Seppo's shelf. He must've been planning to return it today
Don't worry, I'll make sense of this... - You do that, Teppo.
Seppo!
Smells like your sausages might be done, Seppo!
Your wieners are BURNING!
What the hell...
Let's go home, Irmeli.
Put your hat on, Teppo.
Subtitles by Aaro Lappalainen