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Now you're *** ***!
No! No. please don't kill me
I'm gonna *** you you up ***
No Cochi please!
What did you call me you idiot?
Cochi?
You wish ***! My name is "The little Bull"!
You got something to say?!
no no no no
Yeah *** "The Little Bull" you got a problem?!
no man! I thought you were gonna have a ... cooler name
what do you mean a cooler name?! I'm the *** Little Bull!
no no it's fine I'm sorry
And...what kind of name would you give me?
I don't know...I don't know who you are
I thought you were the Cochiloco
Because I'm fat?!
No! It's not that...
you look alike
Yeah that better be it you *** lizard!
There you go! How about the lizard?
And what do I have to do with a lizard?!
Oh no! Nothing! I was just thinking like an animal or something
How about the bear!
Are you calling me fat again?!
No!!! No! I don't know!
Ok lets forget the animals
Yeah fuckng stupid idea of yours
Emmm...What is your name?
My name is Jorge Jesus señor!
There you go!
What?!
The "Jota Jota"
Mmmm I like that
Yeah man...
No no. Better. The "Jay Jay"
Jay Jay?
Yeah it's better in english!
Nah man...Don't be so cocky
Yo is he coming?
Sh! don;t you know that the boss has got cameras everywhere?
Ok ok I was just asking
Well stop being such an asker
Good morning ladies
Good morning boss!
Hello Death
I just don;t get offended because you are *** insane
How are you today boss?
Stop licking my balls
I suppose you have heard the news
What happened boss?
Well...my daughter - Sarita - god bless her heart
Has gotten herself a new boyfriend. A *** ***.
Oh do you want us to...
It hurts to say...but no, this time you just got to keep an eye on him
I feel he's up to no good
Like what boss?
That's what I want you for!
What I want is for you three to follow him around everywhere he goes
The three of us boss?
Did I stutter pendejo?!
No boss no sorry
When he does something stupid, you *** him up and bring him to me
Consider it done boss
Well thats the point
Now help me out with this ***
Who is he?
What's it to you?!
He's a *** rat that was sent to kill my Chucho
Now you're *** ***!
Hello?
What?!
Death!
What?!
What the *** happened to my daughter?
Hello Jesus
My name is Henry how are you?
Twenty five
Could I have a...pack..
Que?
Sixty five
Holly ***! you got him
Tell him to shut up!
Shut up ***!
But in english can't you see he is a ***?
Can't you speak english estupido?
Nah man
*** idiot
What you can??
No but they didn't ask me!
Do something! Hit him!
Shut up!
What the *** was that?!
I shot Death!
Why would you do that!
It was an accident!
Holly *** man! I've seen some *** up *** in my time but this!
I told you it was an accident! You hit a bump!
I didn't hit no bump!
You killed Death at least pay your respects.
Oh yeah
What are we gonna do?
We gotta bury him or the boss is gonna *** us up
What the *** are we gonna tell the boss?
I don't know...
That it was the ***! He saw us coming and he shot him
Why does this *** have to be so big
Shut up and dig
Chillax this was all your fault.
This was'nt all my fault!
You killed death!
You hit a bump!
There are no bumps here retrasado!
Hello Daddy
Hello son
Where are you I haven't seen you in a while
Hold on...Mari!
Son I have sine bad-
Yes sir
Please bring me some grapes and a beer...
Son!
...You know what Mari forget the beer you're gonna *** it up
Just bring me the grapes but peal them because the outside is just like ew
Chucho!
What dad!
It's your sister Chucho
Mari come on!
Yes sir
Chucho ready?
Yeah dad
Chucho pay attention, it's your sister
Nobody knows where she is, the last thing we heard of her was that the *** from the North were after her
Oh those guys suck
Chucho I don't think you understand
Your sister is missing! I am really worried especially because that *** *** came to visit her
What ***?
Her boyfriend, the one she met in the city. But I already sent some men to look for her.
Who did you send?
The Baby, The Red and Death
Those idiots? I thought they were already dead
No. I haven't heard anything. Its not very hard to find a *** in this *** town
Daddy look, my sister is already pretty big to take care of herself
I don't care Chucho I have to find her and I don't feel you are safe there
Leave the house, take some men and go to your Tio Miguel's house, I'll find you there
Daddy I don't need anyone to look after me
Please son I don't have time for you *** attitude
Take the men end of discussion!
Ok ok
Here you go sir
Mari make it to go and tell one of these idiots to get my car ready
Who should I ask to go with you?
Mari Carmen I don't need ANYONE. Please leave.
You know what?
You are fired! Bye!
***
What the *** is your problem?!
Move or I'll *** shoot!
You will need to have your balls on your hands to shoot me
Let me get in
Are you nuts do you know who I am?!
You are a puppy like the rest of them
You don't know what you are saying I'm gonna-
Hey what the ***!
Please just drive they are coming after me if they find me here they will kill us both
Who?
Drive!
Who is following you?
Some who you don't want to mess with
Hey hey hey do you know who I am?!
Yeah you are the Fatty
Who the *** is still calling me that?!
I am the Jay Jay
The what?
Jay Jay! The Jota Jota but in english!
Oh...great name
Anyways, hurry they're gonna catch up with us
And why would I help you?
Well because you don't wanna die
And maybe I could help you
How could you help me?!
Who are you looking for
What do you mean?
Well yeah, you guys are always looking for someone to kill
Well, yeah. But why would I tell you?
Because if I can;t help you I'll let you kill me
Point your gun at me!
What?!
Do it don't be a ***
Jay Jay who are you looking for?
The Meloyo brothers
Mario and Luchito? The sons of the priest?
You know em'?
What time is it?
Four twenty
The must be in the Doñas' Bar
How come?
You know they are both missing a finger right?
Yeah
You know why?
Because they are pendejos
No, because a long time ago when they were kids
their dad was killed by Don Andres
You know who Don Andres is right?
Yeah, *** ***
Yeah well he killed the priest
And he cut off the brothers' index fingers so they could never fire a gun
They say that the priest and Don Andres were good friends
Until the priest did something to Don Andres and well...you know
And why would they be at the bar?
Everyday from 4 to 5 the brothers go to the bar to have a beer and pray for their dad
In that bar because no one that works with Don Andres can go in because of what his daughter did
What did his daughter do?
She *** the owner
Oh ***. And why should I believe you?
Because I don't lie
And if you want you can kill me and *** my corpse
Holly *** what the *** happened?!
The *** left!
No *** I hadn't realized!
You don't have to scream at me!
I'm not screaming!
It's that the *** *** left man!
No *** man!
Hello partner!
*** the boss is gonna kill us!
I know!
What are we gonna do!!!
I don't know!!!
*** ***!!!!
Wait. I know
He left by foot he couldn't have gone that far
We have to find that *** ***
Oh *** its snowing
That's the bar
You sure
Yeah it's that one
Well, let's go
I can't go in
Why not?
Because I can't
And where am I supposed to put you then?
Daddy?
Hi
Hey I'm looking for the Meloyo brothers
Who'se looking?
Oh no. I was just asking
We don't like askers
No no me neither.
What do you want fatty?
Fatty? No no they don't call me that anymore
I'm now called Jay Jay
I wasn't calling you nothing
You are just *** fat
Oh yeah...
Wait...is it snowing?
It's Peña Nieto bro
Isn't that Don Andres' son?
Yeah yeah he is!
Shut up ***!
Hey! Pendejo!
Don't you know you aren't supposed to be here?!
Get any closer and I'll blow off your huevos
You know that you or your *** family are allowed here!
I know pendejo
Just let me take my son and the ***
And what happened to this cockroach?
He was being bad
Hey. You wouldn't know where they took my daughter right?
I don't even know who the *** your daughter is!
Who is in there?
A *** ***!
What do you mean a ***?!
I don't know I found her on the streets
She was running away from someone
Open the trunk
It's no one!
Oh whatever it must be a *** from Tabares
Open the *** trunk!
OPEN THE *** TRUNK!
Ok ok
Chill
(sexy guitar)
Dad?
Sarita?
Chucho?
Sarita?
Henry?!
SARIRA?
Now you're *** idiota!
Everyone calm down!
Think carefully what you're gonna do pendejo
Daddy! do something!
Stop being such a ***!
Esto esta muy jodido!
What are you gonna do with that idiota?
This is whats gonna happen
Im keeping your little ***
What did you call me you fat *** ***?!
SHARAP!
You will tie up the brothers and take them to the Feria Del Gallo tonight
Because they don't fit in my car
What the chingados?
There's the *** ***!
Get in the car!
What the *** happened?!
No no it was the ***!
(white person squeal)
Daddy leave him alone!
(*** slap)
You two!
Get in the *** car!
I'm gonna rescue my *** daughter
In the VIP Zone of The Feria del Gallo
Alright culero where is your dad?
Hey chill please
Daddy is in the car he's bringing the brothers
I was just checking up on you
Shut up! I can't understand a thing!
Hey chill, they are breaking up
Chucho where is dad?
Lil' sis look Daddy is in the car just relax
Boss!
Well if it isn't my favourite little puppies
No none of that Don Vergas please
What the *** did you say?!
What my brother tried to say
In all your glorious respect is that..
We are *** pissed!
What happened?
Someone was sent to kill us
And?
At the bar!
But I can see you very nicely stood here
We kept it under control
Now we wanna *** them up!
Well that's a really *** up story!
Look boss we are both
Reaaaally stupid! We are gonna *** them up!
Look relax relax
I think we can sort this out-
Hey hey hey who is this?!
It's Don Andres' daughter's boyfriend
And what the *** is he doing here?
What did he say?
I don't know I just understood "please"
I *** hate ***
Now you're ***!
Daddy what the ***?!
That's the signal now they will bring the brothers
Those are mine culero!
Orale *** I'm not gonna chicken out
Alright calm down ***!!!
Don't start ***
Don't you dare to do anything Andresito
You getting into some nasty business Vergas
That's too bad because I plan on *** all over you
Hey relax relax
What the ***?!
Oh *** put the gun down!
What the ***...
***
I can't believe it
Out of all these idiots, only you had to survive
Boss?
All done
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