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-Boom shakalaka! We've got breaking news!
-That's right, Orange.
Law enforcement officials have confirmed that
there is a cereal killer on the loose.
Lonny the Lion, Commander Cookie, and Oaty the Oaty-Oat
have all been murdered.
-Cereal killer, huh?
Get me... the Buddy Cops.
-Can't do it, Chief. We're in the middle of a stickup.
-Hey, that's push-up. [gunfire]
-Backup?
What kind of backup do you need, Detective Midget?
-[groans] I told you.
It's not Detective Midget. It's...
...and I've got all the backup I need.
Isn't that right, buddy?
[gunfire]
-Bullets taste like candy! Hehehehehe!
[explosion]
-(Chief Lemon) About time the *** Buddies
made it back from the ice cream social.
-Come on, Chief. It's not like we were lollygagging.
-Yeah! It was more like a lollipop! [giggles]
-[groans deeply]
-Fun time's over, Pufnstuf,
'cause behind that sheet of glass, it's our prime suspect.
Now, I want you two to get in there
and make this scumbag sing.
-Yay! I love singing! First verse:
The kitten says meow, the puppy says woof
The cow says moo, the pig says oink
-[groans deeply]
-What you talkin' about? I didn't kill nobody.
-We're not buying it, Bran Ram,
if that is your real name.
Where were you Wednesday
between the hours of 7 and 9 PM?
-I was in my cupboard like always.
-I think he's lying. What do you think, Marshmallow?
-I think cereal is great!
Hey, do you have a prize inside of you?
-What? -Is it a toy bunny?
-No. -A rainbow?
-No. -A toy bunny rainbow?
-I don't have anything inside of me. Just cereal.
-Ooh! Is there marshmallows inside of your cereal?
I love marshmallows!
-No, I don't have marshmallows inside of me.
No toys, no rainbows, and no marshmallows.
Are you two cream puffs for real?
-Hey, watch it, bub. Just tell us what we want to know.
-I ain't talkin', pig.
-Oh, piggy! Second verse:
The piggy says oink, the cow says moo
The giraffe says mraaahhh
-Marshmallow, this is serious.
-Really? 'Cause I thought this was "serial." [laughs]
-Orange, what are you doing in here?
-Duh. I'm a reporter. I'm here to get a scoop.
Maybe even two scoops. [laughs]
-Dude, that's the one with the raisins.
-[gasps] You've got raisins inside of you?
I love raisins! Two scoops!
-(Orange & Marshmallow) Two scoops! Two scoops! Two scoops!
-Agh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
-[growls] That's it!
Officer Grapefruit, get him out of here!
-Move it, hippie.
-Oh, come on, officer.
Can't you give it "a-rest"? [laughs]
-Oh, my God. You guys are all insane!
What kind of operation are you running here, anyways?
-One where I ask the questions, thank you very much.
-Hey, ask him if he likes rainbows.
-No, that's a stupid idea--
Wait a second. Bran, are you the cereal killer?
-[nervously]: No! I didn't kill nobody!
-Is that all you've got to say for yourself?
-[chuckles] -'Cause I thought you were gonna tell us
how much you hate rainbows.
-What? -Or maybe you want to tell us
how cloud-gazing is for losers.
-Well, that's true, I guess.
-[grumbles] -Or maybe you want to tell us
there's nothing more stupid, more lame, more useless than...
a unicorn.
-Aw, come on. Those aren't even real.
-[grumbles loudly]
-Wuh-oh. Time for my coffee break.
Hey, why don't you take over, buddy?
[giggles] Yoinks!
-Hey, don't leave me here!
-YOU MAKE MARSHMALLOW ANGRY!
[Bran Ram shrieking, electricity sparking]
-Well Chief, looks like another case closed.
-Not so fast, detective.
According to this, the cause of death was...
the Soggies.
-(Marshmallow) I love unicorns!!
-Drowning? Then this wasn't a case of sour grapes.
It was a case of...
-Sour milk.
-[hard rock shriek]
-Hey, guys. Wazzup?! Dane here.
Thanks for watching the brand-new video.
Hey, that "like" button--
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Punch it good, 'cause it deserves it.
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Until next time, say no to drugs,
say yes to jumping! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]