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How do! I'm Bilbo Pope
and this is Bane.
Recently, it been annouced that Ben Affleck
is to play Batman in the new movie.
And I were wondering, as someone who's tangled with him before,
what you were thinking of it?
I've never tangoed with Ben Affleck in my life!
Who starts these rumours?
Not tangoed!
Tangled!
With Batman!
Oh right.
My mask, it covers my ears.
I think it's a superb casting choice!
You *** what!?
Finally, someone can portray the Batman
as the annoying little crybaby ***
he really is!
Batman ain't a ***!
He a badass!
Really?
Well I have a message for you
and all your listeners!
Millions of you have spent your money on movies,
television shows, video games and comic books
under the name of this man
Bruce Wayne
who has been held up to you
as the shining example of heroism.
You have been supplied with a false idol.
Let me tell you the truth about Bruce Wayne
from the words of the Dark Knight trilogy mystro
Christopher Nolan.
The Batman is not the brave and noble vigilante
myself and Christian Bale have portrayed him to be.
He is a self obsessed, spoiled little rich boy
who's whiny antics got his parents killed.
He wears a cape and cowl and puts on a tough guy voice
in order to quote
"look cool and impress chicks"
His crime fighting abilities have been
to my shame
greatly exaggerated in order to build a movie franchise around this false idol.
But I can no longer live with my lie,
it is time to trust the people with the truth,
and it is time for me to resign.
And do you accept this man's resignation!?
No! The DC movies would go to *** without Nolan about!
Where did you get this letter from?
I errr found it on Christopher Nolan's person
when he got drunk and passed out at the Man of Steel wrap party.
Did you write it?
No...
It looks like your handwriting!
Coincidence.
You know what I think?
I think you're jealous cause Batman
got to *** Talia al Ghul!
So did I.
When?
Did it in the comics.
Enjoy Ben Affleck.
So that's what Bane thinks of Ben Affleck as Batman.
But what do you think?
Leave a comment or tell ya neighbour.
And don't forget to subscribe to this channel.
Batman ain't a ***! He a badass!
Oh bloody hell.