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Do you know what this means, kids? Happiness,
You know why? cos i have the XboxOne.
Yihaa!, Howdy partner, i have the XboxOne
Xbox One!!! I´ve just come from Game, I went for Call of Duty, Ghosts.
It´s *** great. 8 in Eurogamer. It´s for you, Xabi Robles, *** champion.
The king of shooters. I know that you don´t like RPG´s, but you like Call of Duty!!!! Call of Duty!!!!
They gave a keyring, i don´t know if you can see it. Its a retro keyring, like Xbox.
Not only this they gave me, also i got the Kinect Privacy Protector, i don´t know how to use it but
seems like a scissors, they say its a Kinect privacy protector
Now, what you´ve been waiting for kids! The XboxOne unboxing! Next Gen!
I´ve been waiting 7 years for this moment. Dedicated to my crew and my forum
Elotrolado.net
Alejo, this is for you! This is for all EOL´s moderators
For the first time, Xboxone´s unboxing!
XboxOne!!, xboxone xboxone! Dammit!
As you see, here it is the beauty, All in one. Full pack. Beatyful, isn´t it? Do you like it?
It´s prettier au naturel, prettier than my girlfriend, prettier than my mother who bore me
As you see it´s very stylized, here you see the side, minimalist thing
In the front we have the Plu-Ray, high capacity
It has 2x reading, slow reading so the disc is not damaged
Here is the display, the reset button at least, like the Gamecube
And the headset plug, 7.1
The front is very minimalist. This is useless, cos it´s painted. So it seems like a disc reader
SSD, it´s not a hard drive. Here it´s the eye, the eye who watches everything, the On switch. Kinect for later.
The modern logo, with this, screenprinted
And the back plugs, the supply in, so nice power
The R345 to connect the printer´s serial port, it´s handy for the XboxLive
connecting....
with your....FRIENDS
The most important, where the image fuse with the display, it´s SCART
Like the King Lion´s bad guy
Insted HDMI, it´s SCART, Like the King Lion´s bad guy
Then we got the vents, the disipator and this is it kids....
XBOXONEEEE WOWWWW!!!! NEXT GEN!!!
Well guys, this is the manual, it´s manual, as you see you handle it with your hands, it´s not wireless
This is for later...
We are going to begin with the jewel in the crown, the Kinect 2.0
We are going to unpack it, cos it´s perfectly packed. It´s true that the nice packing shines
Well, like the every stylized line in the XboxOne
The futuristic looks, retrofuturist, like my friend from Eurogamer, Xavi Robles says
And my friend Puyi, this is the epilepsy! Well ***!
Let´s put it here. This is for balance it, it´s really a signal enhancer
Instead 1.5 meters, it recognize 6 people and they´ll fell attached
I can´t connect it, the manual says it´s a little hard, but i´m trying
Let´s put it down for now, as you see Kinect 2.0, beautiful, this is the support, adjustable
It´s recommended not placing it on top of the console, but i´m doing it in the unboxing
This is the padlock, ok? it´s very important for the safety, your XboxLive paswords and ***
Let´s move on with the components, this is an attachment for the Kinect
If you want to use it with a bigger TV, perfect for 12 people, even retarded people or
Or midgets, if they are sitting, it digitalize and map them as normal people
No distinction!, this is X-bons! No distinction!, this is X-bons!
XUCU XUCU POO, XACA POO!!!!
Most of you are waiting for this cos is very important, the fusion between the player and the interface
It´s the controller, the XboxOne controller. What do you think of it? Nice isn´t it?
Does it looks familiar?
It´s a joke!!! It´s a joke!!, It´s a Joke!. This is not, it´s another one, wich has the Xboxone color, and has 40 upgrades.
Yeah baby. It´s like a new girlfriend, so rounded, the sticks grip better cos it has a dent
The dead center, the thing that you touch and say: maybe is the controller broken?
This one, detects it instantly, cos it has 40 upgrades, compare it with the old one, what do you think?
It has the Motion Blur, you press this button and you see the Motion Blur in the games
It´s a graphic resource, it makes the games more fluid, press the button and it activates
With this one, Kinect watches you, it looks at you so you don´t feel alone, 40 upgrades, dammit!, 40 upgrades
Let´s move on with the unboxing, this is for poor people without wifi, you connect it in the back, god dammit
XboxOne thinks about quality and not vanguard
This is the power supply, she´s beautiful as you see, and follows the stylish *BURP* of the XboxOne
Right angled, futuristic, like Blade Runner, everything right angled and spiked
Then we got the cable, i´m going to unpack cos we are going to do the gameplay now
It´s going to shock you kids, everything 720, 1080i, 1080p and ***.
I don´t care about resolution, i´m nostalgic, you know? i don´t care, i care about games
Well, here it is, no HDMI and ***, SCART, like Lion King´s bad guy, RGB output
R-G-B, Ridiculous, Cool and Silly!!, RGB, silly you!
And you connect here to the XboxOne, lot of quality, a different touch instead HDMI
It makes like a texture to the image, retro style, like a cool Beta Cam
Let´s see, the support, the controller battery, and what the hell is this?, i´m going to look in the manual
What a manual!, retro, beautiful, the don´t make things like this anymore, not online. Hurray Xboxone
Xbox One!!. Here says that this is the nails for the coffin....
I´m very happy!!! I´ve got the XboxOne!!!
We got it kids! The unboxing! Let´s go through....Console dammit!, the kinect 2.0, look at the eyes!, beautiful, they are going to watch you....
The controller, 40 upgrades!, Call of Duty Seventeen god dammit!, with ghosts, the power cord, the retro keyring like the XboxOne...
The controller battery, the poorman´s wifi cable and the retrofuturist HDMI, lot of quaility cos it´s RGB, you know?
Ridiculous, Cool and Silly!!! RGB
And this is for the midgets, they can even play with the Kinect, and it recognize you as a midget, not a sitting person, cos is Kinect 2.0 GOD DAMMIT!!, and now....
The gameplay is going to begin kids, 3, 2, 1.....ONEEEE!!!!