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Pepper: You just press it and it's recorded.
Genja: Are you gonna put it up in the hall of fame or something? Pepper: You just press it and it's recorded.
Genja: Are you gonna put it up in the hall of fame or something?
Alex Ich: Wow, that's a dangerous firstpick.
Diamond: *Yawns*
Genja: Well, Diamond, that's a hell of an imba pick.
Diamond: Did you try going AD with him, Genj?
Genja: Nah, I dont even know what he can do.
Diamond: Try.
Genja: I didn't try going anywhere with him and I don't even have him.
Darien: Pick Shen.
Alex Ich: I'll pick Janna for myself.
Genja: Only thing I know - he's ranged.
Diamond: Why pick Shen now, Darien? Genja: Only thing I know - he's ranged.
Diamond: Why pick Shen now, Darien?
Genja: And even at that he's still like crooked or something, dunno.
Alex Ich: Darien, what would you do with Shen if they take Vladimir or something?
Diamond: Alex Alex Ich: Darien, what would you do with Shen if they take Vladimir or something?
Alex Ich: Darien, what would you do with Shen if they take Vladimir or something?
Alex Ich: Wat?
Diamond: Who are you gonna play?
Alex Ich: I want Janna.
Darien: Don't think they'll pick Vladimir + Kennen.
Darien: We need Warwick.
Alex Ich: What? Warwick, Darien?
Darien: Warwick with movespeed is imba.
Alex Ich: Ah, that's okay, yeah.
Diamond: Warwick what?
Darien: Movespeed Warwick is OP, Diamond.
Diamond: What's movespeed Warwick?
Pepper: Janna... Janna, Warwick.
Alex Ich: They're nerfing Kassadin in the next patch, are they for real? Pepper: Janna... Janna, Warwick.
Alex Ich: They're nerfing Kassadin in the next patch, are they for real?
Genja: Kassadin should be thrown out of this game anyway.
Pepper: Yea-ah. Genja: Kassadin should be thrown out of this game anyway.
Genja: Kassadin should be thrown out of this game anyway.
Diamond: Well, we ban him.
Darien: Lol, yeah, we ban him so they're nerfing him.
Genja: Nah, he's really a *** ***.
Darien: "M5 OWNS AND THEY BAN KASSADIN" Genja: Nah, he's really a *** ***.
Darien: "M5 OWNS AND THEY BAN KASSADIN"
Genja: He's an extraordinary pile of *** when he's fed, but even if not he still can be a piece of ***.
Alex Ich: Hey, they're changing Xin Zhao.
Diamond: YOU DON'T SAAAAAAAAY?
Pepper: Yep, they're changing him, giving a huge buff.
Diamond: *GASPS*
Alex Ich: Actually he knows. He knows and is just pretending.
Diamond: Of course I'm not pretending, I haven't heard a single word about this change!
Genja: That's what this conference started with, when he had come. Diamond: Of course I'm not pretending, I haven't heard a single word about this change!
Diamond: Of course I'm not pretending, I haven't heard a single word about this change!
Alex Ich: I... I wasn't here.
Genja: Or somebody from whatitscalled said something.
Genja: Maybe it wasn't Diamond?
Alex Ich: Wow, gold per ten finally show how much they earned.
Alex Ich: The most important part of this patch.
Genja: Where will they show it? Alex Ich: The most important part of this patch.
Alex Ich: The most important part of this patch.
Genja: When you see how much they make you'll stop buying them. Alex Ich: The most important part of this patch.
Genja: When you see how much they make you'll stop buying them.
Diamond: Imagine what Snoopeh is gonna be like: "Fo-o-ock, somehow I'm not making that much gold!"
Alex Ich: I'm looking at their pick and I know two last picks are gonna be Kennen and Vladimir. Diamond: Imagine what Snoopeh is gonna be like: "Fo-o-ock, somehow I'm not making that much gold!"
Alex Ich: I'm looking at their pick and I know two last picks are gonna be Kennen and Vladimir.
Pepper: Come on, let's just take them.
Diamond: Actually, yeah.
Alex Ich: Nah.
Pepper: Or we can take Vlad, and leave ... Kennen.
Alex Ich: Nah, leave both, let's learn to play versus them.
Diamond: Yeah, just skilled play and everything. Alex Ich: Nah, leave both, let's learn to play versus them.
Diamond: Yeah, just skilled play and everything.
Pepper: Now, this is a real support!
Darien: Pick double.
Alex Ich: Welp, pick your Blitzcrank against Soraka.
Darien: Actually, I know what you need to *** up Soraka
Darien: Just Tristana and thats... whatshisname... Varus.
Alex Ich: Tristana, Varus, maybe MF too?
Genja: Jungle MF.
Darien: No, really, imagine: Tristana, Varus, one jumps on you, the other pew'ing your ***...
Genja: By the way, MF's E was buffed, gotta try her out.
Genja: Have somebody seen MF lately?
Pepper: Uh-uh.
Alex Ich: Wait, Reginald can play this guy?
Pepper: *laughs*
Alex Ich: I don't believe it.
Pepper: How should I put it, Alex...
Genja: Does he? That's whom Reginald plays.
Pepper: Actually, Renegade is... Renegade is Oddone.
Genja: I see, and Chaox is AD carry.
Genja: He's just gonna spam Q on Nocturne.
Darien: Actually if they take.. umh... Shen and they'll have three, four hlobals... five hlobals.
Alex Ich: F-five Hlobals, Darien. There's a Malphite for you. So what, Darien, Vladimir?
Alex Ich: Darien, who eats rocks on top?
Genja: Irelia.
Alex Ich: Wait, no, Nocturne counters Vladimir.
Darien: Are you sure that guy hasn't just randomed?
Alex Ich: Dunno, nobody PMed me anything.
Genja: Actually I know this one guy who they're gonna farm -- Darien. Only Irelia.
Genja: Only hardcore.
Pepper: So, Jax?
Darien: Only Irelia, only hardcore?
Genja: You miss your 0/10 or what?
Diamond: Jax. I vote for Jax.
Alex Ich: Jax versus Malphite.
Darien: Well, actually I know that this guy will survive in any *** case.
Darien: This guy, Genj, you just haven't *** seen it.
Pepper: Come on, Darien, pick Volibear and let's outbear them.
Alex Ich: Outbear?
Genja: Maybe that one with true damage, who can pull? What's his name?
Alex Ich: Darius?
Genja: Yeah, Darius.
Darien: Nah, he's not very good.
Darien: Actually... Ahri is an option.
Alex Ich: Ahri?
Alex Ich: And what you gonna do if it will be the Black one solotop?
Diamond: Actually, we shoulda picked Kennen or Vladimir, I dunno why we just...
Darien: Vlad has a hard time versus Nocturne.
Alex Ich: Yeah, Vladimir sucks against Nocturne.
Alex Ich: Kennen? That's a question for Darien.
Pepper: Daniel, camp bot.
Diamond: Yeah, sure. I'll come if I can.
Pepper: You always say that.
Genja: You should've just picked Nasus and stack. Pepper: You always say that.
Genja: You should've just picked Nasus and stack.
Darien: Actually yes, we should've really picked Nasus.
Alex Ich: What, Nasus is a new counter to Malphite?
Diamond: Forget it, Nasus is crap.
Genja: Well, he can't do anything to him, but he will just stay there and stack Q.
Diamond: But... ***... no, he needs like 30 minutes of free farm to be strong.
Genja: And I think Malphite won't hurt him either. Diamond: But... ***... no, he needs like 30 minutes of free farm to be strong.
Diamond: But... ***... no, he needs like 30 minutes of free farm to be strong.
Darien: What's needed, Diamond?
Diamond: 30 minutes of freefarm for Nasus.
Pepper: You can't play like that with CLG.
Genja: Nah, if he doesn't lose early, he farms easily. Pepper: You can't play like that with CLG.
Genja: Nah, if he doesn't lose early, he farms easily.
Genja: But if some Irelia starts poking him from the beginning...
Alex Ich: Well, I heard that if you come near Malphite, he just press E and after that you don't even try to hit minions.
Genja: Nah, you walk up, land a hit and walk back, you're not autoattacking anyone anyway.
Alex Ich: You walk up, land a hit and the Black one flies out like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOH".
Darien: Should've picked Malphite.
Darien: I mean that one, ***...
Darien: No, not Malphite but, ehm...
Genja: Nasus can tank turrets and push minions like a boss.
Darien: Also Nasus sucks against Soraka, he just can't *** stand her. Genja: Nasus can tank turrets and push minions like a boss.
Darien: Also Nasus sucks against Soraka, he just can't *** stand her.
Alex Ich: Ah, nobody can stand Soraka.
Darien: And Malphite counters Nasus by stacking a fuckton of armor. Alex Ich: Ah, nobody can stand Soraka.
Alex Ich: Ah, nobody can stand Soraka.
Genja: Imagine what's it like to play as Ashe versus Nasus.
Darien: Take Irelia, she doesn't give a flying *** what an opponent is stacking.
Genja: By the way, someone like... Boiler is viable versus champs like Ashe and Twisted. Darien: Take Irelia, she doesn't give a flying *** what an opponent is stacking.
Genja: By the way, someone like... Boiler is viable versus champs like Ashe and Twisted.
Pepper: Who is that?
Darien: Boiler just sucks when taking Nashor. Versus Nashor he's absolutely useless.
Pepper: Who is Boiler? Darien: Boiler just sucks when taking Nashor. Versus Nashor he's absolutely useless.
Darien: Boiler just sucks when taking Nashor. Versus Nashor he's absolutely useless.
Genja: Well, with these guys... I don't know how to play Ashe against Boiler, who just rushes in through five enemies and makes you hurt.
Diamond: Against *** whom?
Alex Ich: Come on, it's Singed, who else?
Alex Ich: When he ults, he starts to boil.
Genja: That's probably the only way he's of use to us, so that's kinda stupid, but we can try him with guys like this.
Diamond: By the way, yeah, that's one hell of a plan.
Genja: But we need someone like Ashe on our team then, because if something happens Singed will run away and I won't.
Darien: Eh, if you give it half a thought Singed is crap, really.
Darien: I played him quite a few times, and he's just ***...
Genja: Well, how to put this... he's kinda, I dunno... Darien: I played him quite a few times, and he's just ***...
Genja: Well, how to put this... he's kinda, I dunno...
Alex Ich: He's Boiler!
Darien: I dunno, Genj, more like a *** teapot. Alex Ich: He's Boiler!
Darien: I dunno, Genj, more like a *** teapot.
Genja: He has no damage, but he pulls people out and makes them fight. Darien: I dunno, Genj, more like a *** teapot.
Genja: He has no damage, but he pulls people out and makes them fight.
Pepper: I don't know about the "has no damage" part.
Genja: He's somewhat like Mundo, by the way. Pepper: I don't know about the "has no damage" part.
Genja: He's somewhat like Mundo, by the way.
Genja: He just provokes... hooks and bashes them.
Genja: Does this count for damage?
Alex Ich: But Mundo also deals damage sometimes, Genj.
Diamond: Nah, he also has freaking damage, actually.
Alex Ich: Hey, there's a victim... of *** here.
Genja: I dunno... they're not very...
Alex Ich: By the way, he's standing next to Soraka. And he's moved away. And back.
Pepper: Wait, I'm gonna... get me vision...
Diamond: Hell, that's like a jackal deposit over there. {?}
Pepper: Actually, Daniel, you saw Ashe has no Flash, so you better *** come to bot, you jackal. Diamond: Hell, that's like a jackal deposit over there. {?}
Pepper: Actually, Daniel, you saw Ashe has no Flash, so you better *** come to bot, you jackal.
Darien: Diamond
Diamond: *** you maybe? Darien: Diamond
Alex Ich: Yeah! I'm abusing that 5 AD and 5 AP now. Darien: Diamond
Alex Ich: Yeah! I'm abusing that 5 AD and 5 AP now.
Genja: And Ashe doesn't have crit anymore.
Diamond: Diamond, yours pa.. yours... Diamond. Genja: And Ashe doesn't have crit anymore.
Diamond: Diamond, yours pa.. yours... Diamond.
Pepper: What, did he hit somebody? He didn't. Diamond: Diamond, yours pa.. yours... Diamond.
Pepper: What, did he hit somebody? He didn't.
Diamond: Here, here and then to bot, probably.
Pepper: Alex, he didn't, oops, Genj, he didn't attack me, he threw that one... volley. Diamond: Here, here and then to bot, probably.
Pepper: Alex, he didn't, oops, Genj, he didn't attack me, he threw that one... volley.
Genja: What do you mean? Ah...
Genja: So he has crit after all.
Actually I think they're gonna farm golems, so he will waste it anyway.Pepper:
Genja: Ye, that's for sure, but it will make easier to take golems.
Darien: O-oh... Hey, the ***?
Alex Ich: Wow, that was a pro timing.
Diamond: I just randomly pressed W when they haven't even spawned yet.
Darien: Lol, that's just *** up.
Alex Ich: We know timings for invisible creeps.
Told'ya. And Genja doesn't believe that creeps are invisible in the beginning.Pepper:
Pepper: They spawn at 39.
Alex Ich: Nope, they are invisible, but spawn at 40.
Pepper: Or 40, there's some kind of weird mystery about that.
Alex Ich: There's a mystery that they spawn invisible, yeah.
Darien: Mystery, my ***. Honestly, I think something should be done about junglers so they wouldn't gain level from that.
Genja: Actually I heard of that thing called lag. Darien: Mystery, my ***. Honestly, I think something should be done about junglers so they wouldn't gain level from that.
Darien: Mystery, my ***. Honestly, I think something should be done about junglers so they wouldn't gain level from that.
Diamond: How many wards did Soraka use? Darien: Mystery, my ***. Honestly, I think something should be done about junglers so they wouldn't gain level from that.
Diamond: How many wards did Soraka use?
Pepper: She just put one here.
Diamond: Maybe two?
Diamond: Yeah, two. Diamond: Maybe two?
Pepper: And one more somewhere. Diamond: Yeah, two. Diamond: Maybe two?
Diamond: Yeah, two. Pepper: And one more somewhere.
Pepper: And one more somewhere.
Genja: Looks like she want to place another one.
Genja: I think she's tricking us into something, dunno what exactly.
Alex Ich: Into killing her?
Genja: Yeah, turned out so.
Alex Ich: "She's tricking us! She's tricking us!"
Genja: Actually I thought jungler was over here. Alex Ich: "She's tricking us! She's tricking us!"
Alex Ich: "She's tricking us! She's tricking us!"
Genja: Because that was just *** what he did.
Pepper: Genj, let's kill.
Diamond: Careful, Nocturne can be there already.
Pepper: ***, GENJ, FRY HER, ***. WHAT THE ***, I'M PULLING HER, AND HE'S *** ATTACKING A CREEP!
Pepper: You hit him two times! What's wrong with you!?
Genja: Kiss my ***, I hit him only once.
Pepper: Well, yeah, dunno, I thought, second attack was on him too.
Pepper: *** hell!
Genja: I simply missed and hit a creep, so what? Pepper: *** hell!
Genja: I simply missed and hit a creep, so what?
Pepper: Lol, "So what".
Diamond: That's okay.
Genja: Like something could've happened.
Genja: She even autoattacked you once! The horror!
Pepper: I mea... oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Genja: It's just you're butthurting like... Well, I missed, big deal.
Alex Ich: That's it, Genja, retire from League of Legends, you missed.
Genja: Yep.
Diamond: Darien, you're up to put hurt on that ***?
Yeah, sure.
Diamond: Wait.
Pepper: Blitzcrank versus TSM - 2:0. Diamond: Wait.
Pepper: Blitzcrank versus TSM - 2:0.
Diamond: Go.
Darien: Damn, creeps just stand.
Darien: ***, I just got *** stuck, *** hell, Diamond, what the ***.
Diamond: Push your lane?
Darien: No.
Genja: Actually we'd like a jungler here now.
Pepper: Ye, that's an instant gank for jungler.
Genja: Actually, if I go through minions now we won't probably kill them, and...
Genja: and they're gonna sock it to me good, and I'm out of healpots already.
Diamond: Be careful, Darien, Nocturne may be coming your way.
Genja: Have anyone seen their jungler?
Diamond: No.
Alex Ich: Uh-uh. Diamond: No.
Alex Ich: Uh-uh.
Genja: Then we should probably... dunno.
Pepper: Ignite in minute, why the minions are dashing around, what the hell.
Alex Ich: I'm gonna come bot.
Alex Ich: Coming.
Genja: Well, they are gone, dunno where.
Alex Ich: Whatever, I'm going back.
Diamond: A ward just ran out here.
Pepper: Ah, so TF noticed you there, Alex.
Alex Ich: Nope, there was a ward there.
Pepper: Actually, Daniel, they have a ward here.
Pepper: Come out of here, I'll do it... right away... I mean, I can land a grab I think.
Pepper: I'll just stand a little closer.
Pepper: You heard me?
Darien: ***.
Pepper: And you're just sneaking wraiths.
Pepper: No ward here.
Diamond: Nocturne spotted me. Pepper: No ward here.
Diamond: Nocturne spotted me.
Pepper: Did you take the big one from him?
Diamond: Yep.
Pepper: Hey, I just conned a ward out of them.
Pepper: Means Nocturne with ward is here.
Diamond: Pepper, I'm not going your way but Nocturne can be, so be careful. Pepper: Means Nocturne with ward is here.
Diamond: Pepper, I'm not going your way but Nocturne can be, so be careful.
Alex Ich: TF will hit six in a minute.
Genja: So you just timed his six?
Alex Ich: Well, it's just there's two packs left to six.
Diamond: Nocturne was here. Alex Ich: Well, it's just there's two packs left to six.
Alex Ich: Well, it's just there's two packs left to six.
Alex Ich: But he may recall after that.
Pepper: I'm *** sick of her flashing every time, shitsux. Alex Ich: But he may recall after that.
Pepper: I'm *** sick of her flashing every time, shitsux.
Pepper: Ashe has no flash.
Genja: Actually I think he's AFK, he's just standing there.
Pepper: Nah, he's like hit creep, step back, hit, step back.
Genja: Look, he hasn't stepped back, he's just standing. That's the thing, that's he's not going away.
Pepper: Actually, it's Chaox, I duoed with him like 15 times, he always lasthits like that.
Alex Ich: He really likes to press hold.
Pepper: Ye-ye-ye, he makes an attack and hits hold. Alex Ich: He really likes to press hold.
Pepper: Ye-ye-ye, he makes an attack and hits hold.
Genja: So it's an OP tactic so everyone would think he DCed, and won't even attack him. Pepper: Ye-ye-ye, he makes an attack and hits hold.
Genja: So it's an OP tactic so everyone would think he DCed, and won't even attack him.
Genja: Hm, maybe I should try it?
Diamond: Darien, look, a ***'s behind you.
Diamond: Looks like a dive. I'm running, but well...
Pepper: Genj, a ward is there, get out, there's a ward.
Genja: Uh-huh, I see.
Pepper: Actually, my flash is up in 30 seconds, but dunno.
Genja: Well, have to know where the jungler is or we may bite it.
Genja: More so TF in mid is six already.
No, he's five.
Genja: According to timing he's gonna hit it now.
Pepper: Oh, six already, you're right. Genja: According to timing he's gonna hit it now.
Pepper: Oh, six already, you're right.
Alex Ich: Timed.
Pepper: Actually, Genj, he has a Heart of Gold like me.
Genja: So what? He'll come, stun and it will hurt.
Genja: At least we have to know were they are, Nocturne I mean.
Pepper: That's right, chase him away.
Genja: Hmm, they're gone somewhere, probably typing "surrender".
Pepper: Gone for golems.
Alex Ich: "Typing surrender." Genja is such a troll.
Pepper: This ward is gone, Genj.
Darien: *** they are doing?!
Alex Ich: TF to bot, TF to bot. Darien: *** they are doing?!
Darien: *** they are doing?!
Pepper: They'll have no luck here, we're pretty close to the turret.
Genja: Yeah, no chance, dunno, I don't think he's going here.
Pepper: Well, they can try to kill me, but I have 1300 hp, it's bull.
Pepper: Maybe with Nocturne.
Pepper: Look, he's freezing lane like a ***.
Alex Ich: He's freezing nothing, he just cannot outpush me.
Diamond: Lol, *** "freezing".
Pepper: I just saw him like...
Diamond: Hey, what the...
Darien: Deep-***-freezing. Diamond: Hey, what the...
Darien: Deep-***-freezing.
Pepper: huddling in the corner like he's holding lane.
Alex Ich: Hey, the Black one is on blue.
Darien: ***, he's going to put a ward, too bad you aren't around.
Pepper: Where are our birds?
Diamond: Three of them would jump us.
Genja: They've backed and now are farming golems. Diamond: Three of them would jump us.
Genja: They've backed and now are farming golems.
Diamond: Nocturne hasn't hit six yet, by the way.
Pepper: This botlane is like...
Darien: Actually, Diamond, if they're gonna jump somebody, they'll jump me. Pepper: This botlane is like...
Darien: Actually, Diamond, if they're gonna jump somebody, they'll jump me.
Pepper: ...take golems, recall, take golems, recall.
Genja: Nope, there they are.
Pepper: Hey, you, come here.
Genja: I'm down on items now so don't like you know be too ...
Pepper: Nah, I'm just denying them experience, look.
Genja: Well, I mean she's really farmed that level somewhere in the forest.
Pepper: Actually we weren't really zoning them.
Pepper: I have an ignite by the way.
Genja: How should I say it... Pepper: I have an ignite by the way.
Genja: How should I say it...
Pepper: I'm gonna... Genja: How should I say it...
Pepper: I'm gonna...
Alex Ich: Blue has respawned.
Diamond: They have red.
Pepper: Nah, I need 175 gold.
Alex Ich: Diamond, I'm out of mana.
Pepper: Well, a bit more than 175 to be precise. Alex Ich: Diamond, I'm out of mana.
Pepper: Well, a bit more than 175 to be precise.
Diamond: Let's go. Pepper: Well, a bit more than 175 to be precise.
Diamond: Let's go.
Pepper: It's 520.
Alex Ich: Top, top, top.
Diamond: Darien, ***'s to top. Alex Ich: Top, top, top.
Diamond: Darien, ***'s to top.
Pepper: We can fight.
Pepper: And not be afraid.
Pepper: No ward here. Hey, there's still no ward here.
Hold it in those bushes for a second. Pepper: No ward here. Hey, there's still no ward here.
Pepper: I'll stay here. Hey, they have no ward here, that's like *** up, I'm gonna stand here and wait for them.
Pepper: They could've gone your way, those two, our ***.
Genja: Yeah, they're farming jungle over there.
Pepper: Daniel, can you jump with ulti here in case of something? Genja: Yeah, they're farming jungle over there.
Pepper: Daniel, can you jump with ulti here in case of something?
Diamond: Yes.
Pepper: Here she is, here she is.
Pepper: Go, she has no flash.
Pepper: Stomp that ***!
Pepper: I've got ulti now.
Pepper: Go, run, run.
Pepper: Let's kill... Grab in 5 sec.
Pepper: ***!
Pepper: Good job.
Diamond: Shove the Big One into his mouth.
Alex Ich: I can tank dragon.
Alex Ich: And heal everyone.
Pepper: Let's go. Genj, Genj, come to dragon.
Diamond: I have no smite. Pepper: Let's go. Genj, Genj, come to dragon.
Pepper: Let's go. Genj, Genj, come to dragon.
Alex Ich: Come on.
Genja: Forge... well, drake... but I really need to back.
Pepper: "Really need to back", lol.
Genja: It's just if I don't recall now, I'll have no chance later.
Pepper: My ulti's gonna come off cd, I'll *** him up with my passive. Hop, lightning.
Alex Ich: That was an okay heal.
Pepper: No mana for ulti, but passive is working.
Genja: See? I'm going back and they are in lane already. And if I were taking dragon I would still be recalling now.
Pepper: Welp, I have an Oracle's, let's deal pain to 'em.
Diamond: Careful.
Pepper: We'll just break wards and melt faces.
Pepper: By the way, Soraka has no flash.
Pepper: Exhaust too. She used exhaust, Daniel?
Pepper: Ashe.
Diamond: Yes, yes. Exhaust and heal, everything.
Pepper: Yeah, I saw heal, but didn't see exhaust.
Pepper: Well, Genja has nice items already.
Alex Ich: He's had this blue for *** knows how long.
Alex Ich: Oh, he probably went into 3rd tree, so that's why.
Alex Ich: Damn, TF's build is just ***.
Diamond: Darien, care, TF's gonna come to you, most likely.
Alex Ich: They plan to go into lategame.
Darien: Uhm, that's normal, that he's OOM?
Genja: Actually I think their Soraka... I mean Ashe is gonna buy GP/5 now.
Pepper: It's just *** up *** when your opponent gets an early oracle. That's like hell.
Genja: Because she's not gonna see any CS in the next 5 minutes.
Pepper: Nah, even longer.
Pepper: I'm not gonna steal your minions with my lightning.
Genja: Only... only that GP/5 TF can change something if he jumps here.
Pepper: By the way, I can gank mid. I haven't *** to do anyway. Genja: Only... only that GP/5 TF can change something if he jumps here.
Pepper: By the way, I can gank mid. I haven't *** to do anyway.
Pepper: They think I'm still in the bush.
Pepper: I'll check for wards too. I have an oracle.
Diamond: Look, Darien. A victim is coming.
Pepper: Where-where?
Diamond: To you? Pepper: Where-where?
Pepper: Where-where?
Darien: Yeah, me.
Darien: Forget it, Diamond, forget, don't.
Darien: Just def tower.
Pepper: Ha, I found a ward.
Alex Ich: Alex, I've killed a ward here. You can come bot if you want.
Pepper: You heard me, Alex.
Alex Ich: Yeah-yeah. Pepper: You heard me, Alex.
Alex Ich: Yeah-yeah.
Pepper: No, I mean, come here. Hop.
Darien: You can push turret, Malphite's not coming.
Pepper: Stealing.
Pepper: I'm coming bot. I'm flanking them, Genj.
Pepper: Ignite in 10 sec, will be up by the time I get there.
Pepper: Five seconds ignite.
Pepper: Go, go, go, go, go.
Pepper: Focus Soraka, Soraka, that other one has flash.
Alex Ich: TF is still mia.
Alex Ich: He has no ulti.
Pepper: Hop! *** him up.
Pepper: Nice one.
Alex Ich: TF re.
Pepper: Hey, someone placed a ward here.
Pepper: Nocturne at bot, guys, Nocturne at bot.
Pepper: Or not? Ah, right, it was here before.
Alex Ich: Yes. Pepper: Or not? Ah, right, it was here before.
Alex Ich: Well, I think he's at bottom now. He took wraiths recently.
Diamond: We can dive.
Diamond: Go, Darien.
Genja: Oh, by the way Ashe is at top
Pepper: She doesn't have Arrow, no Arrow, no Arrow.
Genja: She's got nothing, absolutely nothing. Pepper: She doesn't have Arrow, no Arrow, no Arrow.
Genja: She's got nothing, absolutely nothing.
Diamond: Ah, what the hell, for *** sake!?
Alex Ich: Well, ***. Diamond: Ah, what the hell, for *** sake!?
Alex Ich: I got him, I got him.
Pepper: TF's coming to you. I'm running too.
Alex Ich: Sorry, sorry.
Genja: TF's flanking you from behind.
Pepper: TF is here, TF is here.
Alex Ich: Ow-ow-ow.
Alex Ich: *** was that?
Alex Ich: Hey, let's kill him.
Darien: Forget it, no, no, no, no, no. Alex Ich: Hey, let's kill him.
Darien: Forget it, no, no, no, no, no.
Pepper: Wait, wait, I'm coming, wait, coming, let's kill. Darien: Forget it, no, no, no, no, no.
Pepper: Wait, wait, I'm coming, wait, coming, let's kill.
Pepper: Wha.., Is he retarded to facecheck like this?
Pepper: Blue buff, blue buff, Daniel.
Diamond: On my way.
Alex Ich: Finish with smite?
Alex Ich: I'm going to mid.
Pepper: Daniel, give it to me.
Pepper: I have Oracle, *** are you checking for?
Pepper: Give me blue.
Pepper: Thanks.
Alex Ich: That was a real ulti from me.
Pepper: Genj, take out red. I think it'll spawn right about now. Alex Ich: That was a real ulti from me.
Pepper: Genj, take out red. I think it'll spawn right about now.
Alex Ich: Almost saved him.
Pepper: Going... running to bottom.
Genja: Somehow I lost Ashe, though I coulda get her.
Genja: I didn't think she'll be back so soon. *sigh*
Genja: Whatever.
Darien: Malphite to mid, Malphite to mid.
Pepper: They placed ward here.
Alex Ich: I'm recalling. Pepper: They placed ward here.
Alex Ich: I'm recalling.
Genja: There's an easy guy coming. Look here. Alex Ich: I'm recalling.
Genja: There's an easy guy coming. Look here.
Genja: By the way, Ashe will come, Ashe will come too.
Darien: Malphite going your way too.
Pepper: Let me pull him, Genj... Darien: Malphite going your way too.
Pepper: Let me pull him, Genj...
Genja: Hum, run.
Pepper: Will you get away?
Genja: Well, probably...
Pepper: Over the wall. Genja: Well, probably...
Pepper: Genj, ehm, Malphite... I can...
Alex Ich: Malphite is there. Pepper: Genj, ehm, Malphite... I can...
Pepper: Genj, ehm, Malphite... I can...
Genja: Damn. What? Ah, hell, three cards.
Pepper: ***, why didn't I flash through the wall? *** ***.
Pepper: I just hit wall and, like, flashed along it.
Pepper: ***! Those Riots, I'm so *** pissed off. That was a 100% getaway.
Alex Ich: Well, even five of them can't outpush me, so...
Genja: Still, how have I caught that TF's skill.
Pepper: Actually, cards were invisible, Genj. You couldn't see them.
Genja: Yeah, I really didn't see them, but I don't even...
Alex Ich: Let's go bot. Genja: Yeah, I really didn't see them, but I don't even...
Alex Ich: Let's go bot.
Genja: But I was far, dunno, uhm, he just threw them from the edge.
Pepper: Ashe is not getting away, they are not.
Pepper: They can only run forward, and Corki is already coming.
Genja: By the way, Ashe doesn't have ulti again. I think.
Pepper: Hey, give Corki an assist.
Pepper: Shitbirds.
Genja: Chill.
Diamond: Does it matter? Why?
Pepper: Money?
Diamond: From one assist?
Alex Ich: Money... It's the same money for assist anyway, but Shyvana or I would get less.
Genja: Yeah, doesn't matter if two plus.
Alex Ich: Darien, TF is mia.
Darien: There's a dragon.
Diamond: Oops, looks like I *** up timing...
Darien: Coming for dragon.
Pepper: It spawned 3 second ago.
Genja: Let's take it, Diamond.
Diamond: Ok, but I don't have smite.
Pepper: Doesn't make a *** difference anyway.
Genja: Well, actually it makes, but...
Genja: I think, we'll still take it.
Genja: They don't seem to know.
Pepper: I'm gonna pull Nocturne. *** him up.
Pepper: Look, he's coming.
Diamond: What's wrong, come to daddy, ***.
Diamond: *** snatched.
Pepper: I didn't even see his HP.
Pepper: I clicked on minimap for you to hit him.
Pepper: Dunno, lol.
Pepper: By the way, Daniel, there's a ward here.
Diamond: Yeah?
Pepper: Uh-huh. Yep-yep-yep-yep.
Pepper: Nah, go forward, it's farther. Right there. There, there.
Pepper: Sneaky ward, right?
Diamond: Too bad it's of no *** use.
Pepper: Actually they can see you passing here, but you can't see it from here even with oracle.
Alex Ich: Genj.
Genja: Yep, I see.
Pepper: I'm coming to bot too.
Malphite is mia.
Pepper: She's dead.
Darien: Don't chase them under second turret. Pepper: She's dead.
Darien: Don't chase them under second turret.
Darien: Malphite may come.
Genja: Wow.
Alex Ich: ***. The hell?
Alex Ich: Too much damage.
Alex Ich: Gotta buy MRes.
Pepper: Second to boost.
Genja: The heck are they doing?
Diamond: I'm coming, just in case.
Darien: Malphite is coming, Diamond.
Darien: Diamon, Malphite is baiting you.
Diamond: They don't know I'm here, they can't be baiting me.
Genja: Malachite's on mid, Malachite's on mid. Diamond: They don't know I'm here, they can't be baiting me.
Genja: Malachite's on mid, Malachite's on mid.
Darien: Malachite's on mid, yeah, okay.
Genja: Actually, I think they know something.
Genja: But they play really weird.
Genja: They don't do anything.
Alex Ich: Dunno, I mean, look at Ashe and Soraka's score.
Diamond: Let's go, Genj.
Genja: No, I mean...
Genja: Yeah, check brush, he might not be alone there.
Diamond: Go, Phage!
Genja: You shouldn't have turned back.
Diamond: No use going any further.
Genja: If you chased, we would have finished them, you have that breath or something...
Diamond: I didn't have anything.
Pepper: I'm coming, we can give'em ***. Diamond: I didn't have anything.
Pepper: I'm coming, we can give'em ***.
Pepper: Though Malphite is coming.
Alex Ich: Malphite is going your way. Pepper: Though Malphite is coming.
Alex Ich: Malphite is going your way.
Darien: Malphite to bot.
Darien: I'm playing that... farmville.
Genja: Nah, Malachite is there, yeah.. Darien: I'm playing that... farmville.
Genja: Nah, Malachite is there, yeah..
Genja: Whatever, I'm recalling.
Genja: Hol... dunno...
Pepper: Daniel, wait. Genja: Hol... dunno...
Pepper: Daniel, wait.
Diamond: Come on, Pepper, you can push it.
Pepper: How the *** I'm gonna push it? I can't... I don't wanna go there.
Genja: They won't do anything. Except get scared and go back. Just kill the minions.
They won't fight.
Genja: Like 0/6 Ashe is going to fight?
Diamond: That was a wicked ulti dodge from TF, or he would be *** wasted.
Genja: I didn't want to come out. I assumed there may be...
Alex Ich: Their blue is up, Diamond. Genja: I didn't want to come out. I assumed there may be...
Alex Ich: Their blue is up, Diamond.
Diamond: I'm very far.
Darien: You think we should push?
Alex Ich: Dunno, ah, no, nevermind.
Darien: Okay.
Pepper: Ignite in 5.
Pepper: Alex, ward, please.
Alex Ich: Don't have any.
Diamond: TF's has taken blue just now.
Ashe is on mid. Diamond: TF's has taken blue just now.
Ashe is on mid.
Pepper: Oops.
Pepper: Genja, golems?
Genja: Nah, I'll just look for trouble.
Alex Ich: And troubles look for Darien.
Genja: I think I'm about to find some. No? Ah, Darien. Alex Ich: And troubles look for Darien.
Genja: I think I'm about to find some. No? Ah, Darien.
Pepper: He's jumping to the top. Genja: I think I'm about to find some. No? Ah, Darien.
Genja: I think I'm about to find some. No? Ah, Darien.
Alex Ich: Top. Genja: I think I'm about to find some. No? Ah, Darien.
Alex Ich: Top.
Darien: Yeah, there's a fuckload of them here.
Darien: But I almost got him.
Alex Ich: Let's go, Daniel. Darien: But I almost got him.
Darien: But I almost got him.
Pepper: Daniel won't have ulti for a few seconds.
Diamond: Ulti in 10.
Darien: Ashe is running to the Nashor.
Genja: I can catch her.
Genja: I'm behind you, just so you know.
Genja: Wow, a lot of people here.
Pepper: Can you fly away, Genj?
Alex Ich: Lol, Genja's flanking. Pepper: Can you fly away, Genj?
Alex Ich: Lol, Genja's flanking.
Pepper: Genj, come here.
Genja: Where's TF?
Pepper: He's dead.
Alex Ich: Dead.
Genja: Malachite is here, to hell with it.
Genja: Malachite is coming from bottom, Pepper. You heard me?
Pepper: I see him.
Alex Ich: Funny how I just poked TF's with Zephyrs to death.
Alex Ich: So, I'm like, I'm complete, ready to Nashor.
Pepper: I need 100 gold.
Pepper: For Aegis.
Genja: I gotta build anti-TF.
Pepper: What is anti-TF?
Pepper: Mercs?
Pepper: Or... Silver?
Diamond: Nope. Not telling you.
Pepper: Or simply... simply resists? Diamond: Nope. Not telling you.
Pepper: Or simply... simply resists?
Alex Ich: Banshee's veil, duh.
Genja: See? Alex's good at this.
Alex Ich: What else can you build on Corki?
Pepper: Anything.
Pepper: Whatever, I'm recalling.
Genja: Someone need blue?
Alex Ich: Yeah.
Pepper: Alex, you're screwed.
Alex Ich: Come ooooon, come on.
Pepper: Yep, that was a mean flash.
Darien: Gotta def top tower.
Alex Ich: On my way to top.
Diamond: We can Nashor, just let me check and ward it.
Alex Ich: Can we duo him?
Duo? Trio will do.
Pepper: Ofc, not. Duo? Trio will do.
Duo? Trio will do.
Pepper: Alex has low HP, baron can AoE him.
Alex Ich: I'll ulti.
Pepper: Ah, ulti.
Alex Ich: I didn't have ulti then.
Pepper: Let my passive do its work too.
Alex Ich: Come.
Alex Ich: Have you checked for wards?
Diamond: Yep.
Genja: Darien, they're after us.
Genja: If I were you...
Darien: We should go, I have no flash. Genja: If I were you...
Darien: We should go, I have no flash.
Genja: Well, I do.
Darien: Let's try... Ashe.
Darien: Meh, all five are there probably. Darien: Let's try... Ashe.
Darien: Meh, all five are there probably.
Genja: Well, if TF is to ulti... Hey, she's hawkshoted us, she saw us.
Darien: Yes-yes-yes.
Diamond: If TF ulties, we're gonna have a bad time.
Pepper: So don't screw up.
Genja: Well, Ashe just spotted us with her crow, so, yeah.
Darien: Let's take a dragon, Genj.
Genja: I think if we leave they'll know something is wrong.
Darien: Let's get Malphite, let's get Malphite.
Genja: Let's just finish Nashor.
Pepper: You won't make it in time.
Genja: Well...
Pepper: Come here, Daniel, hurry, hurry. Genja: Well...
Pepper: Come here, Daniel, hurry, hurry.
Darien: Let's go to dragon, they're not gonna come.
Genja: Look, Malachite is running around.
Pepper: Burn, ***. Genja: Look, Malachite is running around.
Pepper: Burn, ***.
Darien: They already saw.
Alex Ich: Ehm, coming.
Genja: Got it.
Pepper: Just pulling Nocturne.
Pepper: Grab in 5 seconds.
Genja: I'm shooting this.
Game's frozen on me.
Pepper: Who are you shooting, Genj?
Genja: Dunno, somebody.
Alex Ich: Oops, wrong one.
Pepper: Nah, that was okay.
Pepper: I liked that, Alex.
Darien: Let's dragon.
Pepper: We can stay here.
Pepper: It's an easy pull, right now.
Pepper: *** free Soraka is just standing there, where the *** are you going?
Darien: Forget it, it's just a waste of time.
Pepper: What are you wasting? Like, 5 seconds? Darien: Forget it, it's just a waste of time.
Pepper: What are you wasting? Like, 5 seconds?
Genja: I'm coming bot, we can catch them. Pepper: What are you wasting? Like, 5 seconds?
Genja: I'm coming bot, we can catch them.
Pepper: He specially warded this place.
Genja: Hey, guys, free TF is here.
Genja: Somebody's interested?
Genja: Okay, I'm leaving.
Pepper: ***'s wrong with him, just marching forward, zero *** given?
Pepper: I would've pulled him, for *** sake.
Genja: Actually, yeah, he was like "baylife", when he jumped on me. Pepper: I would've pulled him, for *** sake.
Genja: Actually, yeah, he was like "baylife", when he jumped on me.
Pepper: *** ***.
Genja: To be fair, he's shaved half HP off me, but still.
Genja: He just doesn't know I'm building anti-TF.
Genja: By the way... wow, three creeps instead of two now.
Darien: Genj, see a frag on top? Genja: By the way... wow, three creeps instead of two now.
Genja: By the way... wow, three creeps instead of two now.
Genja: Yeah.
Genja: You think he'll spot us?
Genja: I don't think so.
Genja: Actually, she hadn't used her ulti, she has an ulti, she's recalling in the brush.
Genja: Wat. Hey, would you look at that?
Darien: Yeah.
Genja: She knows something.
Alex Ich: She's using that "I'm not worth gold anymore" tactic.
Genja: Then we have to use that "I'm gonna run down Ashe" tactic.
Alex Ich: No you're not, no you're not.
Genja: He don't have time to die here, he'll go farther.
Alex Ich: And there's a raging robot there, yeah.
Pepper: ROBOOOOT. Let me handle him.
Alex Ich: Let's push top. Pepper: ROBOOOOT. Let me handle him.
Alex Ich: Let's push top.
Darien: Red is up too. Genja: I'm on my way to blue.
Genja: Oops, I mean red.
Genja: I also wanted to take blue, but somehow ended up on red.
Alex Ich: Damn, you become so slow after using Zephyr, it's awful
Darien: Pepper, there's a blue.
Pepper: I'll pull him in a second.
Darien: *** right on.
Pepper: Let me.
Alex Ich: Wouldn't it be easier to simply kill it there?
Diamond: Bring it on, slay the *** dragon.
Alex Ich: Yea, especially with Janna.
Pepper: By the way, I also have Zeke's.
Genja: Janna, they're gathering for a raid. Pepper: By the way, I also have Zeke's.
Genja: Janna, they're gathering for a raid.
Alex Ich: Turns out, I have more damage than him.
Diamond: It's that GP/5 guy.
Pepper: Guys, I'm pulling Malphite.
Pepper: Go.
Genja: Hey, that's a...
Pepper: Ah, it's over already.
Genja: What was "well"?
Pepper: Well trolled.
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