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June: ANNA IS 34 1/2 WEEKS' PREGNANT.
BUT SHE'S NOT DUE FOR ANOTHER 5 1/2 WEEKS.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
June: NOPE.
DON'T PUSH.
JUST TAKE THE TRUCK AND THEN I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ FARTS ]
MAMA!
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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June: SO, HOW YOU FEELING, ANNA?
WE'RE HERE IN MACON AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL.
THEY'RE RUNNING A COUPLE OF TESTS
TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
WHY YOU WANT TO TAKE A BATH?
[ LAUGHS ]
3:00 IN THE MORNING.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON NOW, ANNA?
AND WHAT DID THE DOCTORS SAY?
YES.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, "PUSH, PUSH." MNH-MNH.
DON'T PUSH.
PUSH IT BACK IN.
June: TELL EVERYBODY BYE.
BYE!
WE'RE HEADED TO McINTYRE.
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY CAN BE PREPARED FOR A BABY.
I MEAN, I'VE HAD FOUR,
AND IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE EVERY TIME.
I AM NOT READY FOR KAITLYN TO COME OUT.
GONNA SMELL LIKE POOP WHEN SHE POOPS.
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
ANNA.
YOU OKAY? YOU FEELIN' BETTER?
I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN WHEN I GROW UP.
I WANT TO HAVE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS
AND THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS
and thousands and thousands.
33, 34, 35, 36,
37, 38, 39, 30.
30 --
[ DOG PANTING ]
Alana: [ SNEEZES ]
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.
PUMPKIN IS -- USED TO WEIGH 164 POUNDS,
AND SHE HASN'T STOPPED EATING ALL SUMMER.
MY GOAL IS AT THE END OF SUMMER TO WEIGH 250 POUNDS.
June: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD GOAL.
[ SCALE BEEPING ]
172.4.
SO, YOU'VE GAINED 6 POUNDS.
ALL RIGHT, JESSICA.
172.4.
YOU LOST 3 POUNDS.
[ INSECT BUZZING ]
[ SCALE BEEPING ]
OH.
I'M TAKING OFF MY SHOES.
OOF!
[ HICCUPS ]
OOF.
YAY!
I DECIDED BECAUSE THEY HAD DONE TRIED SO HARD --
EVEN THOUGH PUMPKIN AND ALANA HAD GAINED WEIGHT --
I DECIDED TO TAKE THEM TO SPLASH IN THE BORO
TO KIND OF REWARD THEM FOR DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB.
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
June: YEAH.
YEAH!
EW.
[ SQUEAKING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SQUEAKING CONTINUES ]
HIKE IT UP!
[ LAUGHS ]
June: GO, PUMPKIN!
AAH!
June: HOW WAS IT?
Girl: AAH! AAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
WASN'T A PERFECT FIT THAT DAY.
THERE WE GO.
THE BEST PART OF THE WATER PARK WAS
SEEING MY MAMA GO DOWN THE SLIDE.
OKAY?
OH [BLEEP]
OH, MY GOD! WHOA!
[BLEEP]
[ THUDDING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Alana: MAMA!
[ LAUGHING ]
OH!
OH, GOD.
June: OH, NO, WE'RE NOT.
Lauryn: OH, YES, WE ARE.
UH, NEGATIVE.
SEE? LOOK HOW MUCH FUN THOSE KIDS ARE HAVING.
NO. I TOLD YOU NO.
June: SHE'S LIKE, "WELL, SHOW ME YOUR MESSED-UP FOOT,"
THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE FOR A WHILE NOW.
SHE WON'T EVEN LET SUGAR BEAR SEE IT.
SHE BARELY LETS HER OWN SELF SEE IT.
GIRLS KEPT PUSHING, SO I WAS LIKE, "FORGET IT.
I'LL JUST DO IT, YOU KNOW, TO PLEASE THEM."
GIRLS KEPT PUSHING, SO I WAS LIKE, "FORGET IT.
I'LL JUST DO IT, YOU KNOW, TO PLEASE THEM."
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
I KNOW.
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, PUMPKIN, NOW THAT I'VE SHOWN YOU FORKLIFT FOOT,
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
COME ON. LET'S GO, ALANA.
THE WATER PARK WAS VERY, VERY FUN.
THE FIRST TIME WE'VE EVER, LIKE, BEEN HERE.
IT WAS KIND OF CRAZY.
NOW, I MEAN, ALANA'S READY AND FOCUSED
FOR THE PAGEANT THIS WEEKEND.
IT WAS A GOOD DAY
BECAUSE I SAW MY MAMA'S FORKLIFT FOOT,
AND IT WAS SO NASTY.
HAVE FUN?
BECAUSE I'M THE BEST.
NUH-UH. YOU.
AND GET YOU READY.
IT LOOKS LIKE POOP GOING DOWN MY BELLY.
SPRAY TAN'S LIKE POOP IN A CAN.
GET UNDERNEATH IT.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 6.
[ FARTS ]
OHH!
THAT IS STINK!
GOLLY! YOU DID FARTED.
MAMA, I GOT TO GO POO-POO.
ALL RIGHT.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
June: WE HAVE A FEW WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG PAGEANT,
AND WE'RE STILL KIND OF, LIKE, NERVOUS.
SO WE THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD GO TO THIS PAGEANT THIS WEEKEND
JUST FOR PRACTICE.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE, LIKE, PRACTICE PAGEANTS
BEFORE A BIG PAGEANT
SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO WORK ON AND WHAT NOT TO.
YOU'RE IN 4 TO 6 AGE DIVISION.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE CONTESTANT 44 TODAY.
COME ON. TELL HER THANK YOU.
COME ON. HURRY.
I WOULD BE SATISFIED WITH JUST A BEAUTY TITLE.
BUT ULTIMATELY, YOU WANT THEM TO WIN A HIGHER TITLE,
BUT I WOULD BE SATISFIED WITH A GLITZ TITLE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, PUMPKIN?
OKAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS TODAY
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA DO IN THE PAGEANT.
MM!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ IMITATES LAWN MOWER STARTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WITH A NEW COACH, NEW DRESS.
BABY, WE GOT TO PULL YOUR DRESS UP.
IT'S A LITTLE TOO LONG, OKAY?
SEE, YOU GOT A P--
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
HURRY UP, ALANA. PICK IT UP. WE AIN'T GOT TIME.
YOU GOT TO HURRY NOW. COME ON.
I WAS JUST WALKING.
I'M VERY, LIKE, *** WHEN IT COMES ON PAGEANT DAY
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE LATE, THE DAY'S OVER WITH.
OKAY.
Jessica: [ SNEEZES ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IF I COULD GET MY 4- TO 6-YEAR-OLDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALANA, SLOW.
I'M HOPING ALANA WINS THE PAGEANT.
I'M NOT, YOU KNOW, 100%.
I'M MAYBE ABOUT 80%, 85%
THAT SHE MAY WIN SOMETHING HERE TODAY.
Mike: I REALLY DO ENJOY PAGEANTS
'CAUSE I LOVE SEEING ALANA ONSTAGE
AND I LOVE WATCHING HER PERFORM.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 44, ALANA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
CONTESTANT NUMBER 44, ALANA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GO, ALANA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, WHOO.
GO, SMOOCHIE.
GO, SMOOCHIE.
I MEAN, HELLO!
I'M TRYING TO DO A PAGEANT HERE, MAMA.
Man: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER 44, ALANA.
JOIN US BACK AT 2:30, WHERE WE BEGIN ROCK STAR WEAR.
Alana: YES, YES, YES!
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
June: WHENEVER SHE PUTS ON THAT OUTFIT,
SHE GETS A LITTLE BIT SASSY.
YOU'RE GONNA PULL YOUR GLASSES OFF AND JUST PUT THEM DOWN.
DON'T THROW THEM.
PBHT! PBHT-PBHT! PBHT!
PBHT! PBHT-PBHT!
PBHT!
THIS IS REALLY NASTY.
AND IT STINKS!
PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!
COME ON. LET'S GO WIN THIS THING.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
ROCK STAR DIVA PAGEANT.
[ GROWLS ]
Man: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR ALANA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S KIND OF NEW.
WE'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE.
[ '50s-STYLE ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]
June: I THINK ALANA REALLY DID WELL.
I WAS VERY, VERY PROUD OF HER.
I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE HAD A WEAKEST EVENT TODAY.
BOTH EVENTS WENT VERY WELL.
PLEASE JOIN US BACK AT 4:00 FOR CROWNING.
HEY, LISTEN. HEY, LISTEN.
COME HERE, ALANA. ALANA!
[ CHUCKLES ]
I NEED MY 4- TO 6-YEAR-OLDS UP ON STAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I HOPE THAT SHE DOES WIN A TITLE.
HOPEFULLY, SHE'LL WIN A BIG ONE.
Man: FOR OUR 4 TO 6 ROCK STAR,
FOR OUR AGE DIVISION QUEEN...
...CONTESTANT NUMBER...
...FOR OUR AGE DIVISION QUEEN...
June: I'M ANXIOUS FOR HER.
AND I HOPE THAT SHE DOES WIN A TITLE.
OUR 2012 4- TO 6-YEAR-OLD AGE DIVISION QUEEN,
CONTESTANT NUMBER...
...44, ALANA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WAY TO GO, SMOOCHIE SMOOCH.
ALANA MADE ME PROUD THAT DAY,
BUT I WAS PRETTY PROUD OF WHAT SHE WON, WINNING QUEEN.
MAMA!
COME HERE!
I KNOW!
Mike: AND WHEN SHE WON QUEEN OF HER DIVISION,
IT KIND OF TOUCHED MY HEART, MADE ME PROUD OF HER,
AND I KNOW WITH GOOD PRACTICE SHE CAN GO HIGHER.
June: I KNOW.
SEE? WHEN YOU DO PRACTICE, IT PAYS OFF, DON'T IT?
YES.
Man: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT Y'ALL BEEN WAITING ON.
ROCK STAR GRAND SUPREME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND YOUR 2012 ROCK STAR GRAND SUPREME...
June: IT REALLY WOULD BE KIND OF NICE FOR ONCE
FOR HER TO WIN A SUPREME TITLE.
...CONTESTANT NUMBER 51, ARRAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU ALL AGAIN AND DRIVE SAFELY.
WELL, HELLO, MISS ALANA. YOU DID WONDERFUL.
THE ONLY THING THAT I WOULD WORK ON IS EYE CONTACT.
EYE CONTACT WITH JUDGES.
I THINK SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT WATCHING YOU
THAN WATCHING THE JUDGES.
YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
June: THE ROCK EXPERIENCE, I THINK, WAS PRETTY GOOD.
TO GET THE SUPREME TITLE, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO PRACTICE WHAT SHE KNOWS
AND THEN LEARN ALSO NEW ROUTINES.
HERE COMES THE QUEEN!