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Citizens of the Internet:
I present an open message
to each and every one of you.
Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't,
I am Christian Weston Chandler,
THE original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog PokÈmon,
back on March 17th, 2000.
Any dates earlier are VOID.
I present this open message because...
I have...a whole bunch of people on the Internet...
give me hateÖ
show me a lot of hate... and I do not appreciate it.
Ticks me off.
You think you can justÖ
hate me...
just to get a laugh...
out of yourself.
Think about it.
You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture,
'Cause I am lonesome, still trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl
and to make into a sweetheart.
Y'all think I'm just a sap, a chump, ***,
whatever you may think.
But you know what?
You.
You!
Every last one of you, who has sh...expressed hate against me?
YOU'RE the shitheads!
Also, every last one of you
who thinks
that I am similar
to tható
of that senile old man in Family GuyÖ
YOU'RE the pedophiles.
Every one of you who thinks
I'm *** and calls me tható
because I am not;
I'M STRAIGHT.
I'm STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE the homos! Every last one of you!
I couldóI could take the whole time to express
so much anger and frustration.
I'm only nearsighted; I do wear glasses.
Take it or leave it, losers!
It móit helps me see betterÖ
See more detail...
and more clear vision
than any of you knuckleheads can put together...
out of your own ego that you so richly...
...consume of.
ButÖon a more serious note:
learning recently of the falseóor realóliterature,
with downloadedÖcopies
of my comic pages and whatnot.
It has been either distributed or created
WITHOUT my consent or approval.
So...IT IS a fake...
and if it ever is published,
or if it ever shows profit,
let it weigh on your consciousness
throughout your eternal...life,
that you are...torturing
andóworse offó
tearing the heart, and soul,
and emotions...
of the innocent man.
The outóthe innocentó
still 26-year-old...***!
Not only that, but I have so many lonely nights
and stressÖthat you can not just imagine it!
Now, as for the other serious note:
of any new stuff officially made by me,
under my own...handsÖ
NOT by anybody else's, which are considered FALSE.
I just have not been feeling the inspiration
to draw--
to color!
Because...the lonelinessÖ
I cannot stand that.
The hatred I'm getting
from every last one of you who has contributed
to that Encyclopedia Dramatica web pageÖ
and every other forum, Internet document,
lewdly drawn pictures withÖ
*abhorrent tone of voice*...dicks.
I love ***.
***!
CHINA!!!
I'm STRAIGHT.
If I everóif I see a ***,
I just look away
with a moment of being freaked out!
And e-mailing me pictures
is not gonna get any of you
any further conclusion to,
ìWill Crystal get out of the mirror?î
ìWill the seven Sonichu Balls be collected?î
ìWill I ever find my sweetheart?î
"And am Ióam I or Megan Schroeder still an itemóî
which by the way,
she broke up with me so much long tió
so much long ago because
the contributors to that ED pageÖ
YOU broke the emotional stróstrength between us.
YOU
promoted
such
twists
and turns
to everything I have said
and drawn
and written
and whatnotÖ
You broke up the best friendship,
the best relationship,
the closest I could ever have
in this pitiful adult life!
YOU DID IT!
Every last one of you!
If I could blame myself, I would definitely blame myself
for drawing those FIVE pictures.
Those five drawings!
And, by the way,
that is NOT CRYSTAL whose eyes are censored;
that is Megan!
And just foróand just foró
for taking it upó
and twisting it around and such!
Think about it.
THINK ABOUT IT.
Weigh it on your conscience!
Because...
nothingó
no more official Sonichu art or work
mayóor may notóever emergeÖ
depending...on
the amount of hate that is decreased!
That web page: taken off the Internet!
I WISH I'D NEVER FOUND THAT PIECE OF ***!
In the first place, back on that Halloween of í07,
somewhere around there.
And promoting the hatred,
andÖdrawing such looseó
such lucrid mockeries...
is not gonna further the story plot
or have anything new created,
or even gonna help in any wayÖ
as I am telling you this, RIGHT into my PlayStation Eye!
*stress sigh*
If I ever do find the one that is to be my sweetheart,
I will give her such care, such tenderness, such loveÖ
we get around to the hanky-panky,
that's fine, that's goodÖ
we get married.
I will have my God-createómy God-called daughter!
She will be taken care ofÖlovingly.
Those of you who mock me otherwise,
with such FRIVOLOUS,
LUCRID,
ADULTERYÖ
if I ever hear anotheróany more new stuff,
it will weigh on your conscience with me
TEARING AT YOUR SOULLLLSÖ
...emotionally!
Let THAT weigh on your conscience,
for those of you who have already done so
or are thinking about doing it!
I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!
*sigh* I tell yaÖ
So much anger, so much stressÖ
it's hard to see straight.
Let that, the result of all that you have contributed against me,
weigh heavily like a 10,000-pound anvil!
"Sixteen tons, whadd'ya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt!"
If I was not a baptized man
over at the Methodist church by the University of Virginia,
I'd tell every last one of you that contributed
to the hatred and downpour,
"Go to hell."
But I doóbut I would not even weigh that
upon my worst enemy, because tható
because I am more kind than ya think.
Y'all just do not see that; y'all just twist my words around.
I do not wish to see any more hatrey or adult mockery,
and I want that Encyclopedia Dramatica page
taken down forEVER!
It will weigh heavily on your conscience each day
that it is still up there.
I leave you with any other thoughts that you may have.
But if you dare twist these words around,
that will weigh worse on your conscience.
The words that I provide from sound mind...
and heart...
it will weigh heavily on you.
It will weigh heavily on you.