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(growling)
let me out of here.
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna smash someone!
This is for your
own good, hulk.
Warned you before,
Don't take me
on vacation.
You won't like me
on vacation.
Skaar like vacation.
Why hulk
no like vacation?
He thinks that
everywhere we go,
We just end up
trashing the place.
We do!
And people end up
in danger.
Now, let me out!
Don't worry, buddy.
I picked the most
Awesomest ski
resort ever.
A vacation of
snowboarding,
skiing, hiking
Did I mention
snowboarding?
Hulk:
Jen, you know
this is a bad idea, right?
Hey, I wanted
palm springs,
But then a-bomb said
they have hot tubs
We can
actually fit in.
Plus, local legends say
the woods around here
Are haunted by
sasquatch monsters.
Hear that, gamma fans?
You'll be the first to see
one caught on camera.
You watch too many
bigfoot-hunting
reality shows, ricky.
No such thing as nine-foot
hairy monkey people running
around the woods.
All right, guys,
buckle up and
prepare for landing.
(alarm beeping)
(roaring)
(snarling)
Wolverine?
(alarm blaring)
get me out of here, red.
All right,
hold your hulkie horses
(growling)
We're going down!
(crashing)
What is that,
jump jet number
nine?
Hope we're getting
them in bulk.
The jet's the last
of our problems.
Hulk, was that
really wolverine?
I didn't get
a good look,
But yeah, think so.
Little weasel
finally went rabid.
Rabid?
That's an understatement.
He's gone nuclear.
Look what he did
to this place.
Whoa, this is just
like my favorite
horror flick,
Dusk of the undead.
Zombies unleashed
on a small mountain town,
Chaos ensues!
(snarling)
(sniffing)
beast-man coming back.
(wolverine roaring)
Hulk, look out!
That ain't
the wolverine I know.
And we go way back.
Calm down, wolvie.
As much as I want
to smash you into
next Saturday, I
(growls)
Have it your way.
(roaring)
Beast-man tough.
He's a mutant
with super
healing-abilities.
And a skeleton laced
with unbreakable
adamantium.
He's really tough
For a runt.
(snarling)
I'll show you
how to put this
rabid wolf down.
Hey, I didn't even
hit him yet.
(growling)
He's changing.
Hulk's right.
Look.
Jen?
Where am I?
What happened?
You were possessed
or something.
(groaning)
(neck bones cracking)
(coughing)
So, it's true, hulk.
You got yourself
your own set
of dwarves.
Nice.
Let me guess
***, happy
and bashful.
Hey, shrimpy,
healing factor or no,
I'll pound you
so deep into the ground,
You'll think
you're a fossil.
My mistake.
Guess I found
grumpy instead.
No, I'm grumpy!
Friends with wolverine?
First time we met,
beat the snot
out of each other.
Something about that guy
brings out the worst in me.
We need to get
to the bottom of this.
Logan, what happened?
Think I was bit
by a wendigo.
It's an ancient,
cursed monster.
Bites are contagious.
Just like in
a zombie movie.
This is so cool!
Except the part
where it's real.
There's got to be
a cure, right?
Uh-uh.
My healing factor
did the trick.
But everyone else
at this resort has
already been turned.
If this curse spreads
beyond the valley,
The whole
world's doomed.
Only chance we got
is to keep it
on the mountain.
Contain it.
Then let's lock and load.
Wolverine,
you know
their scent.
You get
to lead
us to them.
(sniffing)
Wendigo stench is thick,
But I'm going alone.
I'm the best there is
at what I do,
But what I do
ain't very nice
And doesn't
include a team.
Logan, you need us.
(wolverine grunting)
Then hurry it up.
She-hulk:
I don't know.
Maybe we should
split up.
We can cover
more ground.
Are you guys crazy?
Rule number one
is never split up!
Don't you guys know
horror movie rules?
Rule number two,
never look under
the bed.
Rule number three,
never peek in the closet.
And rule number four,
never go check
a monster who's down,
'cause it'll always
spring back to life
and get ya!
Nice totem pole.
Very welcoming.
It's an old
native american
warning
For the wendigo.
A-bomb: Yeah, this thing
is pretty much
marking our doom.
(sniffing)
Wolverine:
They're here.
(wendigos snarling)
You wanted
a horror movie, a-bomb?
Get your popcorn ready.
Remember,
these are people.
Weapons on stun.
Yeah, I don't think
they have their
fangs on stun.
Look out!
Don't get bitten
or scratched.
You'll turn
into one of them.
No problem, wolvie.
No wendigo
is getting
through my armor.
Get back!
You freaks smell
worse than a hundred
wet wolverines.
Now you know
what your
breath's like, red.
What? Hey!
Well, she's one to talk.
Miss
Anchovies for lunch.
(roaring)
Bet you
that guy's top dog.
Take a nap,
fang face.
A-bomb:
Red, remember
rule number four.
The monster
never stays down.
Oh, for the love of
(grunts)
I think a-bomb
found his calling
Annoying monster hunter.
(faking laughter)
that's
That is hilarious, jen.
But But who
warned him?
Oh, that would be moi,
Annoying,
saved-your-butt guy.
Stop, that's enough.
Let me go.
You can't just
slash 'em.
They're cursed.
They used
to be people.
Well, now
they're monsters.
And the old you
would have
smashed them.
The new me
is going to smash you.
She-hulk: Stop!
While you boys fight,
People are stuck
as those things.
We got to figure out
how to stop this.
Now, come on.
(chuckling)
oh, you got yelled at.
(sniffing)
What? I'm coming.
(gasping) oh, no.
Oh!
This is the twist
in the horror movie
That wrenches your heart.
When the handsome,
super-cool hero
Knows he's doomed.
At least it's
only a scratch
and not a bite.
So I got plenty of time
to figure out a plan.
Right
All right, plan,
plan, plan
Need a plan, need a plan.
I think I got it.
Hulk: A-bomb,
what are you doing?
Keep up.
A-bomb: Yeah, yeah,
I'm right behind you.
Ah, here we go.
Yo, freak force,
Look at what I found
on my favorite
monster website.
"the legend
of the ancient
wendigo curse.
"an age-old evil,
"wendigos are said
to be the living embodiment
"of the raging
beast-spirit.
"
(scoffing)
there's a freedom
When ya unleash
the beast,
right, green?
Felt good
when we were ragin'.
There's always
a price, logan.
People get hurt.
Better to control it.
That's puny
human talk.
Wolverine knows how
to push my buttons
even more than red.
Okay, legend says
the curse began
With the wendigo king,
who spread it,
Infecting his prey
like a master vampire.
The spirit
of the beast made flesh,
It is said
he isn't even human.
And that no one
can resist his evil eye.
Ooh! The only way
to end the curse
Is to vanquish
this wendigo king.
Wendigo king?
Never heard of him.
What, we're going
to trust this kid's
mumbo jumbo website?
I think I saw
your wendigo king creep
When those things
attacked us.
And rick's been
right so far.
We hunt down
his furry highness
and smash him.
Hard.
I'm liking
the sound of that.
(wind howling)
(sniffing)
smell wendigo
on you, kid.
Something you want
to tell me?
(scoffing)
like what?
So, maybe
I got some of
their fleas, I'm fine.
Keep your nose
to yourself.
We got problems.
Sounds like
a whole lot
of problems.
(snarling)
A-bomb:
I am not liking this.
Where are they?
Oh, no.
Rule number 47,
If you can hear
the monsters,
but can't see them,
They're above you.
Or
Blast 'em!
Can't hold
them off forever.
There's too many.
We got to get
to that king.
Wolverine:
I've caught his scent.
Up the mountain.
A-bomb:
Make for the tram station.
That's our ride.
Move.
Phew.
Right in
the nick of time.
Just like a
Horror movie,
we get it!
Beast follow.
Scrape him off.
Uh, guys?
What, another rule
we forgot?
Horror movie rule
number five,
First guy that gets bit
never makes it.
We'll get
you help, rick.
Too late.
(roaring)
(gasps)
(groaning)
(howling)
easy, jones.
Don't wanna
hurt ya.
Quick, on the roof.
Sorry about that, kid.
Now what?
Blast 'em!
She-hulk:
They just keep coming.
(grunts)
(howling)
hmm.
(growling)
She-hulk:
This isn't working.
(gasps) got me
through my gauntlet.
Come on.
Ugh, this is a dead end.
Hulks, better grab
on to something.
What?
(roaring)
(crashing)
(groaning)
(wendigo howls)
Jen! Skaar! Red?
Come on.
Better off
without 'em.
No, I'm not leaving them.
I can't believe wolverine
would leave friends
behind like this.
No wonder
he doesn't have any.
(growling)
Oh, no.
The agents of s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Have become wendigos.
No, not going
to hurt my friends.
They're not your
friends anymore, hulk.
We don't have a choice.
There's always a choice.
Wolverine says
it's good to cut loose,
But not against
your friends
Who've been cursed
as monsters.
When everybody loses it
around you,
Ya got to keep your head.
(wendigos snarling)
Fight it, hulks.
Don't give in
to your rage.
Stop, smashers!
You can't reason
with beasts, hulk.
Smash 'em!
(both groan)
Back off!
Enough! Put your
claws away, wolverine.
We're going
to find a cure.
Get it through
that cinder block
you call a skull,
Ain't no cure.
(roaring)
no!
(groans) stupid rule
number four.
(roaring)
(groans) the curse
(roaring)
Wolverine:
You're gonna bring
the whole mountain down.
That's the idea.
(all yelling)
That's the hulk
I've been waiting for.
Ice won't
hold 'em long.
And I don't have
much time either.
Let's move.
The world might think
I'm a monster,
But I refuse
to become one.
Think that's
a clue?
You were
never funny.
But that cave
does have
"wendigo central"
written all over it.
You wanted
his furry highness,
Get ready to be
his chew toy.
Hulk: Really?
You're going with that?
(sniffs)
Smells like
a giant wendigo
out-house.
Ugh, yeah.
Try having
heightened senses.
(snarling)
We got company.
Hulk: See what happens
when you check
your temper,
Stay in control?
You ought to write a book.
You ought
to read one.
(grunting)
Wait up,
you big green jerk.
Hulk: It's official,
I'm sick of these furballs.
(snarling)
I am the beast made flesh.
You and your world
Will become one
With the pack.
No thanks, fido.
My power
is of another world.
And you will suffer it.
(laughing)
(chuckling)
(roars)
Soon
You will be
A wendigo.
(groaning)
Foolish humans.
There's no resisting
The beast.
(all snarling)
(grunting)
hulks, listen to me.
Fight it!
Too late.
No, it's not.
If anybody can resist
the beast within,
it's you.
Friends need me.
Won't give up!
Join us.
Wolvie,
fastball special.
Do it.
(screaming) no!
Ugh, what happened?
What's going on?
(gasps) monsters!
(grunting)
Is that the hulk?
They're not monsters,
they're agents of s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
They saved you.
So, um, what are we
doing in this gross,
smelly cave?
And why am I
so hungry for kibble?
Mmm Skaar always
hungry for kibble.
(groans)
oh, my aching head.
You got a lot
of explaining
to do, green.
What do we do
with this?
Haven't you seen
any horror movies?
In the end,
some dope takes
the cursed object home.
That's how
the sequel
always starts.
Got to agree
with the kid
on this one.
I'm going to have
to start watching
more horror flicks.
You surprised me, hulk.
You got it
under control.
Guess you're not
a raging beast anymore.
(chuckling)
you're a hero.
And you are
still wolverine.
(sighing)
didn't want a vacation.
Thought people
would get hurt.
But if we didn't go,
more people
would have got hurt.
It's funny
how things work.
Cannonball!
Nice one, jen.
(bath toy squeaking)
Hulk out.