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You know men love a challenge, that's probably why this whole Nek Nominate
thing has just gone viral around the world
Because Okes are so amped to basically out do each other with drinking copious amounts
of ***.
A reckless drinking game where many are pushing the boundary
Nek Nominate means to film yourself sculling a pint of beer and then uploading the clip
online
So today I've been nek nominated to do a good deed and what I really wanna do is I wanna
show the world, and specifically the ladies out there, that men are more than just dumb,
drinking machines.
So we wanna put the gentleman back online
FIVE HOURS EARLIER
And I've got to do like an act of service in the next 24 hours.
I'm trying to get my hands on a polaroid camera
The batteries are in right
Thankyou
We wanna make them feel sixteen again
I've printed out a whole bunch of old golden oldies classic songs
I don't even know half of these songs
I'm gonna go buy some new guitar strings
12 gauge acoustic. Perfect bru.
AND then we're gonna get a big massive cake.
We wanna know if there's a chance maybe we can get a cake from you guys at a discounted
price
Check at this guy hey. Check at this guy.
Wow. Hey everybody. Hello, hey everybody. Wow this is really cool. Hey everybody. Hoe
gaan dit.
This is a really cool place, thanks for having us here.
So I'm gonna be singing some songs to you ladies this afternoon, I Hope that's ok.
If you don't like it you can throw tomatoes at me, or you can throw the cake at me!Ok
!
Ok so we're gonna kick it off with a little slow serenade of "Moon River"
Moon River, wider than a mile. I'm crossing you in style. Some day.
Country road, take me home, to the place where I belong.
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
Leaving on a jet plane, I don't know when I'll be back again.
Me and you, walking down the aisle tonight, and you.
Shalalalala lala. You guys wanna come and dance, feel free to come and dance.
Shalalalalala...
Here we go, everybody singing, shala!
Shalalalalalalala.... la di da.
I love how your eyes close, whenever you kiss me, and when I'm awake from you, I love how
you miss me. I love the way you always treat me, tenderly, but darling most of all, I love
how you love me
Luke Trubody, Brennan Honsbein, Lesedi Williams, you have 24 hours. Go be a gentleman.
We're bringing gentlemen back.