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LSU fan Boudreaux is in Alabama driving to the big game. After putting down a quart of
gumbo he brought with him, his stomach starts to not feel so good.
He pulls off the nearest exit and into a gas station owned by me, Alabama Tom. He hurries
out of the car and runs in to the store holding his stomach and asks, where's your bathroom?
When I see his LSU shirt I instruct Boudreaux that the LSU bathroom was outback by the dumpster, and then threw him the key.
Boudreaux holding his butt cheeks together tip toes to the toilet.
While he was relieving himself he notices there was no toilet paper.
Then he sees a sign that says, you have to wipe your butt with your first two fingers,
then stick them out the hole in the wall and they will be cleaned for you.
"Well, he had no choice so he wiped his butt with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
That's where I, who had been waiting outside with two bricks, smacked Boudreaux's fingers
between them. Boudreaux screamed OOOUCH! with pain and pulled
his fingers out the hole and stuck them in his mouth.
Well there you have it folks, the Louisiana toilet paper brought to you by Alabama Tom.
ROLL TIDE ROLL