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FRED WILSON: Hi, I'm Dr. Fred Wilson, and I'm here to tell
you about Med Fax, a new app that diagnoses all of your
medical symptoms in just a matter of seconds.
Sounds crazy, right?
Well, say you want to check your temperature?
All you have to do is open the app, load the page, and then
stick it up your butt.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
Cool.
FRED WILSON: Yes, that is cool.
But what if your throat hurts?
MALE SPEAKER: Just put it in my mouth?
FRED WILSON: Uh, not so fast.
Before you do that, you're going to need to go ahead and
stick it up your butt.
MALE SPEAKER: Wait, I put the phone the
phone in my mouth after?
I mean, it's just lick it and--
FRED WILSON: That's right.
Before you know it, you'll find out if you have
bronchitis, strep, or just a simple sore throat.
MALE SPEAKER: [GAGGING SOUNDS]
Huh.
Strep.
I guess that's kind of cool.
FRED WILSON: What happens if you want to
take a chest x-ray?
MALE SPEAKER: Does Med Fax do that, too?
FRED WILSON: Sure does.
Just place the screen of the phone on your
chest for five seconds.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh.
Nice.
FRED WILSON: Now, stick it up your butt.
MALE SPEAKER: What?
FRED WILSON: Podiatry?
MALE SPEAKER: I think, I can take a guess.
FRED WILSON: That's right.
Just stick it up your butt.
FRED WILSON: Gynecology?
MALE SPEAKER: But I don't have a ***.
FRED WILSON: Doesn't matter.
Just stick it up your butt.
Urology?
MALE SPEAKER: Right.
FRED WILSON: Stick it up your butt.
Proctology.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, I got this one.
Stick it up my butt.
FRED WILSON: No.
Press the phone against your lower back.
Hold your breath for five seconds.
And then wait for the beep.
MALE SPEAKER: OK.
FRED WILSON: Then stick it up your butt.
MALE SPEAKER: Jesus Christ.
Are we done here?
FRED WILSON: No, there is more.
Now you can get Med Fax on your tablet as well.
MALE SPEAKER: No.
No.
Absolutely not.
Not going to happen.
FRED WILSON: Med Fax.
Just stick it up your butt.
MALE SPEAKER: [SIGHS]
Is that a wrap?
[FLATULENCE]