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Gunners abound here at UT there’s one in every class
These kids prep so diligently they’ll probably kick your ***
Gunners abound here at UT asking questions is their thing
They love a good hypo more than crack and they thrive on cold-calling
You will get a homicidal feeling when you see
Hands keep rising from the front row quit feeding your *** ego.
Gunners abound here at UT they’ll be talking over you
Catch them in the library as you head to bar review
Gunners abound, here at UT the tangents need to stop
Bet we’d all be happier if all of them would drop
I can tell you’re compensating when you start to drone
Why should I have to endure you Just cuz daddy didn’t love you?
Gunners abound here at UT bet your undergrad was neat
But mention Harvard one more time and your *** I’ll surely beat
You probably think you’re contributing but you come off like a jerk
Your outline is a masterpiece but your social skills need work
I will get a transcendental feeling when I hear
Someone tell you that you’re not right, don’t be shocked if you get side-eye
Gunners abound here at UT I don’t mean to condescend
I may not make law review but at least I'll have some friends!!!