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- PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...
- HAVE YOU BUNKED WITH A GUY BEFORE, EVER?
- NOT IN, LIKE, THIS CLOSE OF QUARTERS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT STUCK
IN THE ONLY CO-ED BUNK, BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
HE'S VERY GOOD LOOKING.
- WHERE IS SHE? - COMING FOR YOU, RIGHT AWAY.
YOU ARE A MAN ON THE RUN.
- THERE IS SOME WHITE POWDER SITTING THERE.
- YOUR CHARTER HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED
AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO VACATE THE BOAT IMMEDIATELY.
- IS THIS A JOKE?
- I'M AS SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK.
- WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
- I FEEL GUILTY FOR RATTING.
I DESTROYED THE CHARTER.
- THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. - THERE GOES OUR TIP.
- WE JUST LOST $1,000. [chuckles]
- DO YOU KNOW WHERE SAM IS?
- CJ, YOU SAID SHE WAS SLEEPING, RIGHT?
- THAT'S NOT HOW WE OPERATE.
THERE'S A LOT TO DO,
AND THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN.
- ADRIENNE, COOL YOUR JETS.
GIVING HER A LITTLE TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE,
AND IT FELT REALLY GOOD.
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- WE GONNA GO DANCE TONIGHT?
- I'LL GO WITH YOU. - I THINK THAT LOOKS CUTE.
- YEAH, I LIKE THAT A LOT.
THE LAST CHARTER WAS A DISASTER.
WE DIDN'T GET A TIP,
AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF ME, BECAUSE I RATTED.
ARE YOU GONNA PARTY WITH ME TONIGHT, HONEY?
- I MIGHT, DEAR.
- I KNOW KAT FEELS BAD ABOUT THE LAST CHARTER,
BUT IT WASN'T HER FAULT.
I THINK SHE DID THE ABSOLUTE RIGHT THING.
SO TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY, WE HAVE NEW CHARTER GUESTS.
LET'S KICK *** ON THE NEXT ONE,
AND DO A GREAT JOB, AND GET A GOOD TIP.
- WHO'S GOING OUT? DO YOU KNOW?
- EVERYBODY BUT ME.
- I NEED A STYLIST.
- WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M THE BEST YOU GOT, LADY.
- I'M GOING OUT, AND I'M DRINKING TO FORGET.
AND ON TOP OF THAT, I'M GONNA GET MYSELF A MAN.
I'M GOING FISHING TONIGHT.
I WANT TO BONE SOMEBODY.
OH, MY GOD. I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT.
THAT IS AWFUL. MY PARENTS WILL DIE.
COME ON, GUYS, WE GOT TO GO.
- PARTY TIME!
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- THIS IS SWANKY UP HERE.
- OH, THIS IS FRICKIN' AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, CHEERS.
GO TEAM.
[overlapping cheers]
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DO YOU HAVE ANY JAGER?
[English accent] I WANT TO PARTY, DARLING.
WHERE'S CJ?
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. - YEAH.
- I REALLY DO.
I HAVE NOT FELT *** IN ANY WAY, SHAPE,
OR FORM SINCE I MOVED ONTO THE BOAT.
WE HAVE TONIGHT OFF,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS LIKE, "HOLY [bleep]."
- I'M LIVING IN A CABIN WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
- THEN YOU SHOULD BE [bleep] HER.
I WOULD BE SCREWING MY ROOMMATE IF I WAS YOU.
SO I WANT TO ASK SOMETHING.
- NO, YOU WANT TO JUST GO [bleep] IN THE BATHROOM.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST GO ENJOY THE PARTY.
- I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL.
I MEAN, I'M NOT, LIKE, INTIMIDATED
BY ANYTHING THAT THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE.
WELL, LIKE, A PART OF ME-- I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I'M JUST JEALOUS.
THAT'S JEALOUSY TALKING. I'LL STOP.
- [squeals]
- HEY, GIRL.
- HEY, GIRL.
- I'M GONNA GO TO THE [bleep] CLUB BY MYSELF.
- BAD DECISION.
- [hiccups]
WHOO!
[hiccups]
OOH!
- TOMORROW WE HAVE NEW CHARTER GUESTS,
AND KAT IS WASTED RIGHT NOW.
- MY SISTER'S HUSBAND SAYS,
"WELL, I'M SORRY FOR NOT SAYING SORRY!"
- I WANT HER TO BE ABLE TO RELAX
IN WHATEVER FASHION THAT MEANS TO HER,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
I HAVE TO KEEP MY EYE ON THE PRIZE
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT GUESTS SHOWING UP
AT 10:00 TOMORROW MORNING.
AND I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S AWAKE,
ALERT, AND ENTHUSIASTIC FOR THAT.
- WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
[squeals]
- AND I'M NOT SURE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT THIS POINT IN TIME.
- GO FOR ADRIENNE.
WHAT'S YOUR LOCATION?
I'LL BE THERE.
- COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT.
WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH LEAVING IT UPSTAIRS
SO I DON'T HAVE TO BREAK MY BACK
EVERY TIME I NEED TO SET IT UP?
- BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING WATER INSIDE OF IT.
- THERE'S COMPARTMENTS UP THERE TO PUT IT IN.
- OKAY, SO FIND ONE.
AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS.
- THAT'S WHAT MY DEGREE
IN INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING TAUGHT ME--
BE EFFICIENT.
- WHEN THE GUESTS ARRIVE, YOU HAVE ALL THREE OF THE BARS
SET UP AND READY TO GO, CORRECT?
- I THINK SETTING UP A FULL, FULL BAR
AT ALL THREE STATIONS--
WE'RE TALKING BEER, WINE, MIXERS, ALL THAT--
I NEED A REFRIGERATOR.
AND I NEED AN ICE MAKER.
AND NEITHER OF THOSE BARS HAVE THOSE THINGS,
AND SO, IT'S JUST NOT REALLY FEASIBLE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS.
I'M YOUR BOSS,
SO JUST JUMP IN AND MAKE A SOLUTION,
NOT CREATE A FURTHER PROBLEM.
WHAT DO WE NEED-- WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO?
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO IS
I'LL GET THAT LITTLE RED COOLER
AND WE CAN KEEP IT DOWNSTAIRS AT THAT BAR.
- MM-MM. NO.
- [bleep]. JUST [bleep] DO IT.
LIKE, GOD!
- OKAY. - THANK YOU.
- SO WHAT'D YOU THINK ABOUT KAT RUNNING AROUND NAKED?
THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.
- OH, YEAH, KAT WAS RUNNING AROUND NAKED, I HEARD.
- I MISSED THAT PART. I WAS ASLEEP.
- I MISSED THAT TOO. OH, WELL.
- THANK GOD. - SHUCKS.
- IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME. WON'T BE THE LAST.
- OH, GOD. SHE'S A GOOD WORKER THOUGH.
SHE'S JUST A TERRIBLE DRUNK.
- THIS MORNING, I FEEL LIKE [bleep].
I PROBABLY HAD TWO OR THREE COCKTAILS--
OR FOUR OR FIVE OR SIX OR SEVEN OR EIGHT.
NOT REALLY SURE, ACTUALLY.
OH, I'M SO TIRED.
- LATE NIGHT? - [laughs]
- JUST NOT FEELING LIKE MY USUAL SELF TODAY.
- KAT, CHECK THE DOOR ONE MORE TIME
TO GET ALL THE FINGERPRINTS OFF OF THAT DOOR.
- THE BACK DOOR? - YEAH.
- I CAN'T POSSIBLY DO EVERYTHING MYSELF.
I NEED KAT RIGHT NOW,
AND I AM NOT GONNA LET UP ON HER.
- I HAVE SO MUCH LAUNDRY.
WHERE'S ALL THIS LAUNDRY COMING FROM?
- WELL, ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT,
I NEED TO TAKE ALL THE TAGS OFF
OF THE NEW PILLOWS THAT WE BOUGHT.
LET'S DO THIS. - I'M DOING IT.
- KAT? - YEAH?
- COME WITH ME. YOU SEE THE RINGS?
- YEAH, I'LL GET SOMETHING TO POLISH IT.
- SOMETHING ON THAT MIRROR.
- I CAN'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE CHARTER.
I CAN ONLY WORRY ABOUT HOW BAD I FEEL.
- I'VE BEEN IN KAT'S POSITION BEFORE.
I'VE SHOWN UP ON THE JOB HUNG OVER,
BUT I STILL PERFORM.
AND THAT'S WHAT I NEED HER TO DO.
- THESE ARE THE LAST TWO.
I COULD REALLY USE SOME COMPASSION.
- DO THE DUSTING PART AND THE WIPING-DOWN PART RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY. - AND THEN--AND THE WINDOWS.
- I'VE WIPED DOWN OVER HERE.
THE WINDOWS? - WINDOWS.
MAYBE NEXT TIME SHE'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT GETTING DRUNK
THE NIGHT BEFORE A CHARTER.
- [yawns] THIS IS GONNA DRIVE ME NUTS.
- OKAY, LOOK SHARP, GUYS.
HERE COMES THE VAN.
SMILES, EVERYBODY.
- HERE'S THE GUIDE TO WHO GOES IN WHICH ROOM.
- OKAY, DO I NEED TO, LIKE, ESCORT THEM TO THEIR ROOMS?
- YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE THEIR LUGGAGE,
ONCE THEY SAY WHICH ONE IS THEIRS,
GETS TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO. - THE BOYS?
- YEAH, THE BOYS WILL TAKE IT DOWN.
THANK YOU.
- HI THERE. - HI.
- WILLIAM. HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME ABOARD.
- OBVIOUSLY, OUR FIRST CHARTER WAS A DISASTER.
THE GUESTS JUST STIFF US, BASICALLY.
HERE WE ARE, WE'RE ON OUR SECOND CHARTER.
WE WANT TO MAKE THE TEAM STRONGER,
BUILD THE MORALE A LITTLE BETTER,
AND WORK FOR THAT TIP. - ADRIENNE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, ADRIENNE. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- GOOD HANDSHAKE. - THIS GUY'S A HYPNOTIST,
AND HE MAKES $45,000 A SESSION.
- THE WAY TO GET A STRONG TIP AND A GOOD TIP
IS YOU DON'T SHOW YOUR FLAWS TO THE GUESTS EVER.
THAT WAY, THEY'RE THINKING IT'S 100% SMOOTH.
- THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE HERE.
- SHE'S A 163-FOOT BENETTI BUILT IN ITALY.
THIS IS CALLED THE FULL BEAM MASTER,
MEANING IT'S THE WIDTH OF THE BOAT.
- EDDIE, DAVE, CJ,
HOT BRUNETTE APPROACHING THE PORT-SIDE BOW.
HOT BRUNETTE APPROACHING THE PORT-SIDE BOW.
- THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
- WOULD YOU GUYS HAVE ANY, LIKE, GREEN JUICES?
- SOME--
- WOULD YOU GUYS HAVE ANY GREEN JUICES?
- WHAT KIND OF JUICE? - GREEN.
- GREEN JUICE?
- YEAH, LIKE, YOU KNOW, WITH SOME--
- LIKE, BROCCOLI?
- WITH SOME CELERY AND SOME MINT AND--
- OH, OKAY, LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN GET FOR YOU.
OKAY? - OKAY, THANK YOU.
- ADRIENNE, KAT.
OUR GUESTS ARE REQUESTING FRESH GREEN JUICE.
- HEY, BEN, DO YOU HAVE THAT JUICER OUT?
THERE'S A LADY WHO WANTS A FRESH GREEN DRINK.
- YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT.
- CUCUMBER AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.
SO YOU WANT TO HANDLE THAT?
- UM, I GUESS I'LL DO IT. YEAH, WHY NOT?
BUT USUALLY, IT IS THE GIRLS THAT TAKE CARE OF THAT.
JUICE IS ACTUALLY A LIQUID,
SO IT'S ACTUALLY NOT MY JOB AT ALL.
PACK IT WITH FRESH ROCCA, LITTLE OF THE OL' ASPARAGUS.
THE GUESTS DID MENTION ON THEIR PREFERENCE SHEET
THAT THEY WILL BE REQUESTING GREEN JUICE.
NOW, I DON'T THINK THAT ADRIENNE PROVIDED FOR THAT,
BUT I CAN DEFINITELY HANDLE IT.
JUST CALL ME THE JUICER BOY.
IT'S FINE. I'LL DO IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO UP AND MEET THEM.
OKAY?
- GREAT IDEA. PERFECT.
- A BIG BREAKFAST, YEAH.
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - WHAT'S THAT?
HEY, GUYS, HOW YOU DOING? - HOW ARE YOU?
- WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START. - THIS IS GREEN JUICE?
- IT IS. THERE'S A LOT OF GREEN STUFF IN THERE.
- MY FAVORITE'S WITH THE ORANGE, PINEAPPLE,
CUCUMBER, CELERY, HONEY.
AND I'M MISSING ONE MORE GREEN.
- CELERY'S GOOD. - LIME. LIME.
- AND LIME, YEAH.
- I'LL TAKE ALL OF THOSE, EXCEPT HOLD THE LIME,
BUT ADD THE PARSLEY. THAT GIVES IT A KICK.
- THE CHARTER GUESTS ARE ABSURD...
YEAH, THAT'LL BE NICE.
BUT WE WOULDN'T SAY NO.
WE'RE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF SAYING NO.
CHEERS. THANK YOU.
- I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. - NO.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING.
IT'S NOT YOUR TURN YET. IT'S MY TURN NOW.
IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
- HOOK THAT ONE UP, CJ?
- YEAH, WILL DO.
- IT'S HOT AS [bleep] OUT HERE.
- TAKE IT OFF, BUDDY.
- [chuckles]
[humming]
- TELL HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT ON.
- I TOLD HIM A FEW TIMES, "PUT YOUR SHIRT ON."
- CJ, CAN I SEE YOU ON THE BRIDGE FOR A MINUTE?
- ALL RIGHT, NO PROBLEM.
- THAT'S NOT HOW A PROFESSIONAL YACHT CREW OPERATES.
HE MUST HAVE, LIKE, RAN AROUND NAKED
AS A CHILD ALL THE TIME.
- YEAH, IT'S GOING BACK ON RIGHT NOW.
- WEAR IT ALL THE TIME. - WHAT'S THAT?
- WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.
- I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
I THINK I LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT ON.
I DON'T MIND TAKING OFF MY SHIRT
AND, YOU KNOW, HAVING SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE THAT.
- WE'RE A PROFESSIONAL YACHT CREW.
WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE ONE.
- BUT THE CAPTAIN SAYS DO SOMETHING, YOU DO IT.
HE'S THE BOSS.
OKAY, WILL DO. - ALL RIGHT?
- AWESOME. - THANKS.
- ALL CREW, ALL CREW, STAND BY.
WE ARE READY TO DISEMBARK.
WE'RE GONNA BE LINES OFF IN TWO MINUTES.
- ALL CLEAR, PORT SIDE. - EVERYBODY READY.
LET'S GET HER UNDERWAY TO ANGUILLA.
- 20 DEGREES TO PORT. ROGER THAT.
- BOW CLEAR.
- WE'RE MOVING. - ARE WE?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL MOVING.
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE MOVING. - NO, NO.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING THROUGH.
- SAM, SAM, KAT. I NEED TWO GREEN JUICES.
- COPY THAT.
- NOW, WELL, YOU-- PUT A WHOLE ORANGE IN TOO,
WITHOUT PEELING IT? - NO. OKAY.
SO HERE'S WHAT I DO. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
COME ON. - CUT IT IN AN ARCH, RIGHT?
- LIKE HOW I WAS DOING IT?
- OKAY, GUYS, LET'S NOT SPLIT HAIRS RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GET THIS... - I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT SHE DOES IT RIGHT. - FRICKIN' BREAKFAST ORDER DONE.
[bleep]. WHERE'S MY BUTTER?
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- 11:00. THE LONGEST BREAKFAST.
- COME ON, SAM.
YOU HAVE 40-- 40 SECONDS.
SERIOUS, 40 SECONDS.
WE'RE GONNA BE OUT OF VEGETABLES.
- I SWEAR TO GOD, I'VE BEEN WAITING
ALMOST AN HOUR FOR THAT JUICE.
ALMOST AN HOUR. - IT'S COMING RIGHT NOW.
- THIS IS CRAZY.
- THE GALLEY IS JUST A COMPLETE MESS.
- IS IT REALLY TAKING AN HOUR?
- NO, IT'S NOT BEEN AN HOUR.
- THE LAST THING WE WANT OUR GUESTS TO KNOW
IS THAT WE'RE STRUGGLING.
- FROM NOW ON, I'LL DO THE JUICES.
- IS MY JUICING NOT GOOD ENOUGH?
- FROM NOW ON, I WILL DO THE JUICES.
THAT WAY, IT'S LESS PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN.
- SAM'S NEW TO ALL THIS,
AND SHE NEEDS POSITIVE DIRECTION.
- AN HOUR? REALLY?
- I HAD NO IDEA. - ME EITHER.
- THERE'S ONE. - OH, NO WAY.
WHAT, IS THAT JUST A LITTLE ISLAND?
- YEAH.
- WE SHOULD GO JET SKIING BY THAT LATER,
'CAUSE THAT'S TOO COOL.
- ANCHOR IS READY. STANDING BY FOR YOUR COMMAND.
- DROP HER DOWN.
- ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE'RE READY FOR YOU.
I WOULD TAKE YOUR SHOES, JUST FOR THE BEACH.
- READY?
- ALL RIGHT.
TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN.
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- OKAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE DOWN WHAT'S IN HERE?
- SURE. - ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE.
CAN YOU GUYS USE A HAND ON THE INTERIOR?
OVER. - YEAH.
IF YOU COULD HELP PULL TOGETHER THE BARBECUE
AND MAKE SURE THE BARBECUE IS WORKING.
- THE GUESTS HAVE REQUESTED A BARBECUE LUNCH
IN A GAZEBO ON ANGUILLA.
- WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?
- I'VE GOT GARBAGE BAGS
AND PAPER TOWELS AND CLEANING SOLUTION.
- I THINK IT'S GONNA BE CHAOTIC.
BUT I MEAN, IT'S NICE FOR THE GUESTS
TO GET OFF THE BOAT AND ENJOY
A LITTLE SLICE OF PARADISE ELSEWHERE.
- LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CLIFF WITH THE BEACH.
- I GOT IT. HERE, GIVE IT HERE.
- IT'S HEAVY. - I GOT IT.
- CAREFUL. ALL RIGHT. AWESOME.
ADRIENNE TO ED.
- YEAH, GO AHEAD, ADRIENNE.
- CAN YOU BRING THAT BAG WITH THE DRINKS
AND THE TABLECLOTH
AND THE SALADS OUT TO US, PLEASE?
- YES, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - THANK YOU.
- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE PROVISIONS
THAT THEY HAD LEFT BACK AT THE BOAT.
- THEN WE'LL NEED THE LAST BAG OF STUFF
THAT'S IN THE WALK-IN COOLER,
AND SAM KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
- IN THIS LINE OF WORK, YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED,
AND ADRIENNE IS NOT.
- THANK YOU.
- THIS IS KIND OF HEAVY, GUYS. - I GOT IT.
- AWESOME.
- ED, ED, PLEASE, MAY YOU BRING A FEW POUNDS OF ICE?
'CAUSE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO FILL A COOLER.
- I'LL BRING AS MUCH ICE AS I POSSIBLY HAVE.
HERE'S, LIKE, ICE TO PUT INTO, LIKE, DRINKS AND SUCH.
- OUTSTANDING.
ADRIENNE TO ED.
- YEAH, GO AHEAD, ADRIENNE. - OKAY.
CAN YOU GRAB ME BLUE TAPE, PLEASE?
- WHAT?
SHE'S LOST HER [bleep] MIND.
- HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THE GIRLS
DURING BREAKFAST SERVICE?
- I THINK KAT HAS BETTER ENERGY FOR SERVICE.
- SAM IS BEING A LITTLE INSOLENT AT THIS POINT IN TIME.
- OKAY.
- SHE DOESN'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
SHE WALKS AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO HER.
- YEAH. - IT'S FRUSTRATING.
- MM-HMM. - SO I NEED KAT,
WHO HAS WORKED ON OTHER BOATS
UNDER OTHER CHIEF STEWS BEFORE,
TO JUST KIND OF PULL HER ASIDE AND BE LIKE,
"HEY, BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT THAT BAD
COMPARED TO WHAT YOU COULD BE DEALING WITH."
- YEAH, THERE'S A COUPLE DEFINITELY WORSE THAN YOU...
- I THINK IT WOULD BE-- - AT LEAST TWO.
ADRIENNE, I HAVE NOTICED,
HAS ADOPTED MORE OF A SERGEANT'S ROLE.
I'M NOT SURE THAT'S THE BEST TACT.
IF SHE KEEPS IT UP, NO ONE'S GONNA LIKE HER.
BUT ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE, I THINK SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.
- THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN. [laughs]
- LIKE, I CAN'T WIN WITH HER.
- 95% OF THE CHIEF STEWARDESSES I'VE WORKED WITH
HAVE BEEN RUDE ON A REGULAR BASIS.
EVERY MISTAKE THAT'S MADE, WHETHER SHE DOES IT OR NOT,
GOES STRAIGHT ON TOP OF HER HEAD.
THAT'S WHY I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THAT POSITION.
- THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING STRICT AND BEING--
- RUDE. BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE IT'S BOTH OF YOU.
I JUST THINK MAYBE IT'S A PERSONALITY THING, REALLY.
- ALL YOU CAN DO IS YOUR BEST, AND FORGET THE REST.
RIGHT? I'M FORGETTING THE REST RIGHT NOW.
AND ADRIENNE IS PART OF THE REST.
- I KIND OF SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH THAT.
BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE
I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN YOU TWO.
LIKE--AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
- ALEKS, ALEKS, EDDIE.
- GO AHEAD, EDDIE.
- JUST WONDERING WHAT TIME ARE YOU GUYS
THINKING ABOUT BRINGING THE GUESTS BACK TO THE BOAT
TO GET READY FOR LUNCH?
- UH, ABOUT TWO MINUTES.
- ARE THEY OVER THERE?
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
IS IT RAINING OVER THERE?
- IT'S MISTY, ISN'T IT?
[thunder booms] - THAT CAN'T BE RAIN, RIGHT?
THAT COULD BE BAD.
- IT'S--IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE RAIN.
THERE IS A BIG, DEEP, DARK SQUALL ROLLING IN,
AND IT'S COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US.
[thunder booming]
IMAGINE IF THEY CALLED IT OFF AND WE HAD
TO GO BACK TO THE BOAT AND DO LUNCH THERE.
[laughs]
- [laughs sarcastically] YOU'RE FUNNY.
- NO, I'M REALISTIC.
[thunder booms]
- THROW IT INTO THE BIN
SO THAT WE HAVE IT FOR WHEN WE NEED IT.
- WELL, I'M JUST KIND OF GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND.
- JUST PLEASE, STOP-- - TALKING?
ALL I HAVE TO DO TO ADRIENNE
TO GET HER TO SHUT UP IS JUST SMILE.
[thunder booms]
- LET'S GO. WE NEED SOME HELP.
DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WE GOT TO GET COVERED UP.
LET'S GO UP TOP. - GO UP TOP.
[indistinct chatter]
- IS THAT THEM BOARDING THE BOAT?
IT'S LIGHTLY SHOWERING RIGHT NOW.
- IF IT JUST DRIZZLES A TEENY BIT, I'LL BE FINE.
- OBVIOUSLY, THESE GUYS HAVE COME ON HOLIDAY
AND THEY'RE EXPECTING THE SUNSHINE.
- THEY'RE GONNA BE SOAKING WET
BY THE TIME THEY GET HERE.
- HOPEFULLY, THEY'RE TROOPERS ENOUGH TO STICK IT OUT.
[thunder booms]
- IT MIGHT BE RAINING, BUT IT'S STILL 95 DEGREES OUT HERE.
- ARE YOU HUNGRY? - I'M COLD.
- YEAH. - LUNCH IS READY.
THE PLATES ARE WET. - THEY'RE SOAKING WET.
- WELL, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY DRYER.
- WELL, MAYBE WE JUST GET OUR PLATES, GUYS,
BECAUSE THE FOOD IS GETTING TOO WET.
- IT'S GONNA TASTE EXACTLY THE SAME IF IT'S A LITTLE WET.
I PROMISE. - PAPER TOWEL ME, PLEASE.
- CAN WE PAY EXTRA TO HAVE THE RAIN STOP?
- SO SORRY, GUYS.
IT'S LOOKING LIKE IT COULD BE AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER.
- IS THERE A DRY SPOT UNDER HERE?
- YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT THE INCAS USED TO LIVE ON.
both: OH.
- IT'S A POWER FOOD. - OOH, THIS LOOKS GOOD.
- THAT IS VERY GOOD.
- BEST CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD.
- IT'S PERFECT. - [laughs]
- THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE WORLD.
- THE MAIN THING IS TO ACTUALLY WIN THE GUESTS OVER.
'CAUSE ONCE YOU WIN THEM OVER, YOU CAN REALLY DO ANYTHING.
- YOU GOT ANOTHER TESTIMONY FOR THE CHICKEN.
WILL SAID, "THAT CHICKEN IS UNREAL."
- I THINK WE PULLED IT OFF.
AND WE MADE LEMONADE OUT OF FRESH LEMONS.
SCORE.
- THIS IS TO ALL OF TEAM HONOR...
- THANK YOU. - FOR AN AMAZING DAY.
- CHEERS. - GO TEAM. THANK YOU.
- THE MAIN THING IS YOU WANT
TO WATCH THE WATER BELOW YOU.
SEE, WE'VE GOT 24 METERS.
IF YOU GO STRAIGHT ACROSS, YOU'LL END UP ON THE BEACH.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OVER THAT.
SO AS SOON AS WE GET TO THAT NUMBER TWO,
I'M GONNA TURN STARBOARD PROBABLY FIVE DEGREES OR SO.
- ALEKS, HE'S GREAT. HE'S A GREAT LEADER.
- I MEAN, IT NEVER GOT THAT LOW.
IT GOT TO ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF BELOW THE KEEL.
- HE'S BEEN A GREAT BOSS.
HE'S GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO TEACH ME
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW TO SUCCEED.
- AND MEAN LOW TIDE, WE HAD 0.4 INCHES
UNDER THE BOAT.
- IS IT SAFE? I MEAN--
- NO, IT'S NOT SAFE. - I WAS GONNA SAY.
IN RETURN, I THINK I'M GONNA HELP HIM FIX HIS EYEBROWS.
- THIS IS CELERY. PARSLEY.
- OH, THANK YOU, LOVE.
- SPINACH.
THAT SPINACH NEEDS TO BE BATHED IN, LIKE, A BATH.
IT'S GOT A VERY FINE, LIKE, DIRT ON IT.
AND JUST-- - BATHE?
- YEAH, YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY LIKE...
- SOAK IT? - SOAK IT.
THIS JUICING THING IS CRAZY.
WE'RE USING TONS AND TONS OF GREEN VEGETABLES,
AND WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT.
- EW, THIS WAS REALLY DIRTY.
I'M GLAD I WASHED IT.
- SAM, SAM, ADRIENNE.
- SHE HAS GOT AN OBSESSION WITH ME TODAY.
- I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TWO TO START TO SET UP THE BARS.
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA FINISH
ONE THING BEFORE I START THE NEXT.
- I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT WASHING IT ALL RIGHT THIS MOMENT.
JUST PUT IT ALL IN ONE PLACE.
- WELL, BEN TOLD ME IT NEEDED TO BE SOAKED AND WASHED.
AND IT'S ALREADY WET, SO I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT.
- ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS THROW IT INTO THE BIN,
SO THAT IT'S ALL IN ONE PLACE,
SO THAT WE HAVE IT FOR WHEN WE NEED IT.
- WELL, I'M JUST KIND OF GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND.
- JUST PLEASE, STOP...
- TALKING? - TALKING.
- GREAT. - JUST LISTEN.
- I DON'T THINK ADRIENNE IS CAPABLE OF HAVING
COMPASSION FOR SOMEBODY THAT'S NEW AT SOMETHING.
SHE JUST WANTS IT DONE THIS WAY.
SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE MINI FEMALE HITLER.
- OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
- ALL I HAVE TO DO TO ADRIENNE
TO GET HER TO SHUT UP IS JUST SMILE.
AND SHE GETS SO PISSED AND, LIKE, CAN'T TAKE IT,
AND WILL WALK AWAY.
HEY, ADRIENNE, AM I GONNA BE
SERVING WITH YOU GUYS ALL NIGHT?
OKAY. WHEN-- CAN YOU LET ME KNOW,
LIKE, AT WHAT POINT I CAN... - RIGHT.
- EAT DINNER AND SHOWER AND--
- WELL, TECHNICALLY, FOR ME, YOU DON'T NEED TO
UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE DOWNSTAIRS.
- I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE GREEN JUICE.
I CAN'T RUN ANYTHING TO GUESTS.
SO WHEN I'M RESTRICTED TO ZERO SHOWERS A DAY,
I GET A LITTLE BIT IRRITATED.
- THROW SOME LAUNDRY IN BEFORE YOU DO IT,
SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT DOING LAUNDRY.
- OKAY.
- KAT, HOW LONG TILL HORS D'OEUVRES?
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE MINI HYPNOSIS.
- YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.
- WOW. YOU GUYS WANT TO JUST
GO AHEAD AND CLOSE YOUR EYES?
- YEAH. - AND JUST RELAX.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO GET IN YOUR MIND NOW--
JUST CREATE IN YOUR MIND NOW YOUR IDEAL SITUATION
THAT YOU CAN CREATE IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU CAN CREATE THAT FUTURE TO BE ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO BE.
WHAT DOES YOUR CAR LOOK LIKE?
- I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN HYPNOTISM...
- CREATING YOUR FUTURE IS ALL ABOUT FUN.
- BUT MAYBE ADRIENNE.
SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS HELP FROM BEING UPTIGHT.
[laughs]
- SO WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES,
YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP,
EYES OPEN, AND WIDE AWAKE.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COOL. - THAT WAS GOOD.
- OKAY, KAT, WE'RE READY FOR IT.
- WE'RE READY FOR FOOD.
- BEN, BEN, KAT.
WE CAN GO AHEAD AND START WITH THE HORS D'OEUVRES,
IF YOU'RE READY.
- NEED A LITTLE BIT OF COLOR ON THIS ONE.
THE FOOD ON A YACHT IS SO IMPORTANT.
CRISPY ARTICHOKE THAT'S DONE IN LEMON.
IF YOU'RE PAYING ALL THIS MONEY AND THE FOOD'S NO GOOD,
THEY FEEL LIKE INSTANTLY THEY'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF,
WHEREAS IF THEY PAY ALL OF THIS MONEY
AND THE FOOD'S AMAZING,
IT'S SOMETHING TANGIBLE THAT THEY CAN RELATE TO.
I THINK IT'S THAT IMPORTANT.
- VERY GOOD.
- SO, OUR FIRST GUEST IS GONNA GET UP AT 6:00 TOMORROW.
- GREAT. I'LL BE UP AT 5:00.
- SHE KNOWS HOW TO WORK THE JUICER?
- NO, I'LL DO IT. - WHAT TIME IS BREAKFAST?
- I KNOW HOW TO WORK JUICERS. - SHE DOES.
SEE, YOU UNDERESTIMATE YOUR STAFF, LOVE.
- UH-HUH. - THAT'S A BURDEN.
- SHE SUCKS AT COMMUNICATING.
- WHAT TIME DO THEY WANT BREAKFAST?
I DON'T GIVE A [bleep], AS LONG AS I'M IN BED.
- DON'T YOU FEEL BAD FOR US?
- WHAT'D YOU SAY?
- I SAID DON'T YOU FEEL BAD FOR US?
- OH, YEAH, I DO FEEL BAD FOR YOU GUYS.
- AS YOU SHOULD. - OH, NO, WAIT. NO, I DON'T.
THAT'S RIGHT. [chuckles]
I THOUGHT I DID, BUT NO.
- GET OUT OF HERE. [laughter]
- ALL HONOR CREW, GUESTS ARE HEADING TO BED.
- HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? - ALL RIGHT.
HOW'S YOUR DAY?
- INTERESTING.
I'M JUST A LITTLE FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW.
SAM, SHE'S DEFIANT, SHE DOESN'T LISTEN.
I SEE A LOT OF MYSELF IN HER.
HER QUESTIONING AUTHORITY AND ALL THAT, LIKE, I GET IT.
I HAVE TO REIN IT IN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HER, LIKE,
"YOUR ATTITUDE AND YOUR BEHAVIOR
IS NEVER GONNA WORK IN PROFESSIONAL YACHTING."
- MAYBE THE GIRLS WOULD ACCEPT HER A LITTLE BETTER
IF ADRIENNE RELAXED A LOT MORE.
JUST TALK TO HER. NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW--
- I DON'T WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, AGGRESSIVE--
- NOTHING NEGATIVE AT ALL.
JUST TRYING TO HELP HER, YOU KNOW?
- YOU KNOW, THE MORE PEOPLE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
AND RELAX, THE LESS CALMED DOWN AND RELAXED I BECOME.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- SAM'S STRESSING YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT?
- YES. - OKAY.
YOUR JOB IS TO JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND RELAX.
- I HOPE THIS WORKS. - IT'S TIME TO LET GO.
- PLEASE LET THIS WORK.
- DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY MORE RAGS
BEFORE I START THE RAG LOAD?
BEN, WHAT ABOUT THESE?
- I WILL NOT TAKE IT. - ARE THOSE NASH'S?
- CAN YOU PUT A SOCK IN THAT?
[laughter]
- I THINK IT COMES PRE-BONERED.
- YEAH, RIGHT. - PRE-BONERED.
- THERE'S NO SOCK IN IT. - SOMEBODY PUT IT ON.
- OH, MY GOD, WAIT. THERE'S A BULGE IN THAT THOUGH.
[laughter]
I'M SORRY, BUT THOSE ARE DAVE'S.
- NICE.
- THEY'RE NOT DAVE'S. I ALREADY ASKED HIM.
HE SAID, "AS HOMOSEXUAL AS THESE ARE, THEY ARE NOT MINE."
- [chuckles] GOOD ANSWER.
- AND I QUOTE. - AND I QUOTE.
- LET'S SEE IT.
[laughter]
- ARE THOSE YOURS, LEE? - REALLY?
[laughter]
- I'M GONNA GET UP NOW.
SO YOU CAN SLEEP, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GO.
- OH, MY GOD. I AM SO TIRED.
I DIDN'T [bleep] SLEEP AT ALL.
- WE MADE 65 JUICES YESTERDAY.
WE DID NOT.
WE'RE FIXING IT RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE GONNA GO GET IT, SO--
- YEAH, IN THE MEANTIME,
THAT TAKES YOU AWAY FOR TWO OR THREE HOURS.
- LEE CAN BE AS UPSET AS HE WANTS TO,
THINKING THAT WE MISSED THE MARK ON THIS.
I-I JUST WANT TO FIX IT.
I DON'T TRUST THE GIRLS TO GET THINGS DONE
TO MY STANDARDS, BUT I TRUST MYSELF.
IT SUCKS.
SO NOW I'M GONNA GO TO TOWN...
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
BUY ALL THE VEGETABLES THAT
I CAN POSSIBLY FIND ON THIS ISLAND...
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD WRITE ME A RECEIPT, CAN YOU?
- OF COURSE HE CAN. - THAT IS A DEAL.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.
AND BRING IT BACK BEFORE THE GUESTS KNOW
THAT THERE WAS EVER A PROBLEM.
- ATTENTION, HONOR CREW, HONOR CREW,
WE HAVE TWO GUESTS AWAKE.
- I LOOKED SO RELAXED BECAUSE... [laughs]
I DRANK SO MUCH WINE.
- OH, I KNOW.
I THINK LAST NIGHT WHEN WE LAID DOWN, I WAS JUST OUT.
I NEED SOME COFFEE.
[machine sputtering]
- PLEASE WORK.
SHOOT. - OH, WAIT.
- YEAH.
- OH, MY GOD. AM I GONNA BREAK THE MACHINE?
THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M GONNA TELL THEM
THEY'RE NOT GETTING ESPRESSO.
THIS IS CRAZY.
- SO MY QUESTION TO YOU GUYS
IS WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GOING ON BELOW DECK RIGHT NOW?
- HMM.
- THE WORD "NO" DOES NOT EXIST IN A CHARTER GUEST'S MIND.
CAN YOU JUST STEAM SOME MILK?
POUR THEM SOME REGULAR COFFEE,
PUT A LITTLE STEAMED MILK IN IT.
CAPPUCCINO.
THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE, GUYS.
I'M SO SORRY. THESE ARE YOUR LATTES.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WE JUST HAD A MALFUNCTION WITH THE MACHINE.
- IT'S GOOD.
- THE KEY HERE IS WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS SEAMLESS.
- IS THIS ALL GOING TO THE GALLEY OR--
- YEP. STRAIGHT INTO THE GALLEY.
I ALWAYS WANT TO GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,
SO I HAVE SAM ON THE JUICER.
I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T SCREW IT UP.
- THANK YOU.
YOU MADE IT, SAM?
- YES, I DID.
- IT'S GOOD. - IT'S VERY GOOD.
SO THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU NEED SOME RELAXATION.
- YES. - OKAY.
- ESPECIALLY WITH SAM, KNOWING THAT SHE'S NEW,
AND I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME
LETTING GO OF THE FACT THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING.
- SAM'S STRESSING YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT?
- YES. - OKAY.
- THAT'S THE POLITE WAY TO PUT IT.
I THINK EVERYBODY REALIZES ON THE BOAT
THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG,
BUT I THINK THAT INNATELY COMES FROM MY UPBRINGING.
MY MOM IS A LOT MORE STRINGENT AND A LOT MORE STRICT
THAN I WILL EVER WANT TO BE.
- ALL RIGHT. SO LET'S GET YOU
TO CONTINUE TO DOING--
DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN.
BUT WHEN SOMETHING GOES "WRONG,"
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET IT STRESS YOU OUT.
OKAY? - I HOPE THIS WORKS.
- YOUR JOB IS TO JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND RELAX.
SO WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED, I'D LIKE YOU
TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE NOW.
AND LET THE ROCKING OF THE BOAT AND ANY NOISES YOU HEAR,
LET THEM ALL RELAX YOU AND CALM YOU DOWN.
IT'S TIME TO LET GO.
JUST ALLOW THE BOAT TO RELAX YOU,
SOOTHE YOU, AND CALM YOU.
- PLEASE LET THIS WORK.
- YOU'VE EARNED THIS.
YOU'VE EARNED THE OPPORTUNITY TO RELAX.
- UGH. TWO, FOUR, SIX--
- CJ, I KNOW LEE CALLED YOU ON THE BRIDGE
AND TOLD YOU ONCE TO KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON,
AND I SAID IT ONCE TO YOU.
JUST--IT'S NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A HARD TIME.
IT'S JUST BEING PROFESSIONAL,
AND YOU GOT TO HAVE YOUR SHIRT ON.
- I ONLY HAVE TWO OF THESE SHIRTS,
AND I GO THROUGH THREE OF THEM A DAY.
IT'S LIKE, YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, I JUST GOT
TO THE CARIBBEAN A WEEK AGO, COMING FROM SAN DIEGO.
- I KNOW IT'S HOT. LOOK--
- I'M SWEATING, LIKE, MY [bleep] *** OFF...
- DUDE. - AND I CAN'T WORK.
- BUT THESE ARE THE RULES, MAN.
- I PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO WEAR MY SHIRT
HALF THE TIME BECAUSE THEY KEEP ASKING ME
TO WEAR MY SHIRT.
I CAN'T WORK FAST AND HARD IF I'M UNCOMFORTABLE
AND COVERED IN [bleep] SWEAT.
I MEAN, IF HE NEEDS TO TAKE TIME OUT OF HIS DAY
TO TELL ME TO PUT MY SHIRT BACK ON,
THAT'S JUST GONNA TICK ME OFF.
ALL I'M GONNA DO IS TAKE IT RIGHT BACK OFF
AS SOON AS HE TELLS ME TO PUT IT BACK ON.
- IT'S PART OF THE JOB, MAN.
- YOU REALIZE NOW YOU HAVE REMOVED STRESS
FROM THE EQUATION.
YOU CAN CHOOSE TO FORGET TO REMEMBER THE THINGS
THAT I'VE SAID DURING THIS SESSION
OR REMEMBER TO FORGET THEM.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
YOU HAVE A NEW WAY OF LOOKING AT LIFE NOW.
COMING UP NOW, SLOWLY.
ONE, TWO.
BECOMING MORE AWARE OF WHERE YOU ARE NOW.
ALL RIGHT, NOW THREE.
EYES OPEN. WIDE AWAKE.
AND COMPLETELY OUT OF HYPNOSIS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
- GOOD.
- WHAT I WANT YOU TO AVOID IS JUST KIND OF
PUSHING IT IN AND SAYING,
"YEAH, I'M OKAY," AND IT'S STILL IN THERE.
ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?
- YEAH, I WANT TO.
- "I WANT TO"? - YEAH.
- ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT? - YEAH.
- NOT A CHANCE. NOT A CHANCE.
- GOOD. - I WANT TO.
[laughter]
- SAM. THANK YOU.
I THINK IF I HAD HAD A SHOT OF TEQUILA
BEFORE THE HYPNOTISM, THAT MAYBE IT WOULD HELP.
BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT
TO THE REST OF THE CREW DYNAMIC
THAT SAM AND I IRON THIS OUT SO THAT PEOPLE
DON'T HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THEY NEED TO PICK SIDES.
I JUST WANTED TO KIND OF TOUCH BASE WITH YOU.
I FEEL LIKE THERE IS SOME TENSION BETWEEN US,
AND I WANT TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
IT MAKES ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
I CAN'T IMAGINE IT MAKES YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE.
- IT'S DIFFICULT TO MAKE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
I'M PRETTY COMFORTABLE, USUALLY.
AND, LIKE, I FEEL LIKE THAT BOTHERS YOU.
[chuckles]
- SO HELP ME TROUBLESHOOT HERE,
SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY THAT WE CAN
COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE GETTING DEFENSIVE OR INSOLENT.
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU
JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME ALL THE TIME
WHEN I SAY THINGS TO YOU OR WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO THINGS.
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU
DON'T REALLY GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT I SAY.
- BECAUSE WE LIVE-- WE BOTH WORK AND LIVE HERE,
IT, LIKE, IS REALLY HARD TO DRAW A LINE OF,
LIKE, WHEN I'M ALLOWED TO NOT BE WORKING.
AND IT SEEMS LIKE--HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE IT'S NEVER.
- WHEN WE'RE ON CHARTER, WE REALLY DON'T RELAX.
SO YOU'RE AWARE,
THAT'S GENERALLY THE WAY THAT THIS GOES.
WE--I DON'T EAT DINNER.
I'M USED TO IT AT THIS POINT.
I GUESS I JUST EXPECT EVERYBODY ELSE
TO BE USED TO IT AT THIS POINT,
AND I DIDN'T REALLY TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION.
- SO I OPEN UP AND TELL HER HOW I'M FEELING,
AND SHE TOTALLY DIDN'T TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION,
SO WHY EVEN ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- SO THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS FOR YOU
TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER THIS IS AN INDUSTRY FOR YOU.
SOME PEOPLE, IT WORKS OUT.
SOME PEOPLE, IT DOESN'T.
- WELL, THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME.
- YEAH.
- I'M JUST GONNA, LIKE, HONESTLY, TAKE A NAP.
[chuckles]
ARE YOU INSINUATING I TAKE A NAP WITH YOU?
- ARE YOU NOT GONNA TAKE A NAP WITH ME?
- NO.
- [laughs]
- I'M NOT.
- [laughs]
[thud] - OW!
- THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
- I HATE THIS [bleep] BOAT.
- PORT OF PLAISANCE, PORT OF PLAISANCE,
I JUST WANTED YOU TO BE ADVISED THAT WE
WILL BE COMING INTO OUR HOME SLIP.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE HEADED IN.
LET ME KNOW WHEN I'M CLEARED.
- YOU'RE CLEAR NOW.
- DOCKING THIS THING MUST BE A NIGHTMARE THOUGH, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- SO YEAH, GOOD.
- THANK YOU.
- HEY, CAPTAIN. - HEY.
- HOW YOU DOING? - HOW YOU DOING?
- GOOD. GOOD.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- END OF AN ALL-TOO-BRIEF TRIP.
- YEAH. YEAH.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE DESSERTS THAT BEN MADE.
THEY'RE GREAT,
BUT IT ALWAYS LEAVES ME WANTING MORE.
- [laughs] - BUT I LIKE THAT FEELING.
- GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. - WE DID.
- GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. - WE DID.
AND TO EXPRESS MY APPRECIATION IN A PHYSICAL WAY.
- THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.
THE CREW WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
- THANKS, MAN. I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING.
ALL RIGHT, MAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMING UP.
THANK YOU, AGAIN.
- THANK YOU, SIR. - ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- CIAO. - BYE.
[indistinct chatter]
- OKAY, GUYS.
I NEED EVERYBODY DOWN IN THE CREW MESS
FOR ABOUT FIVE OR TEN MINUTES ASAP.
OKAY.
I JUST WANT TO TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE CHARTER.
OBVIOUSLY, WE DID SOMETHING RIGHT
BECAUSE WE HAVE CASH.
- YAY!
- I'M ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY.
[laughter]
- WE'VE GOT, OH, I DON'T KNOW,
15 LARGE HERE.
- 15 GRAND AS IN, LIKE,
THREE ZEROS AFTER THE 15, NOT TWO.
- EVERYBODY GETS AN EQUAL SHARE.
FAIR ENOUGH TO EVERYBODY? - ABSOLUTELY.
- NICE JOB, GUYS. - ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO. - YEAH!
- WE PULLED IT OFF.
I'M HAPPY WITH MYSELF
AND MY ABILITY TO KEEP IT TOGETHER.
SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY HARDBALL.
SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO BE THAT PERSON
IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE THAT THINGS GET DONE.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS. NICE WORK.
TAKE YOUR HOT, LITTLE FIST OF MONEY, AND LET'S GO.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- WHEN THE CREW BUSTS THEIR ***, I WANT TO GIVE THEM
AS MUCH TIME OFF AS POSSIBLE.
SO TAKING THE DINGHY OUT, YOU KNOW,
GOING IN THAT CLEAR, BLUE WATER,
WAKEBOARDING AND ALL THAT STUFF--
WE DEFINITELY EARN THE FRUITS OF OUR LABORS.
♪ ♪
- MAYBE IT'S THE FACT THAT I'M GETTING OLDER,
STUFF LIKE THAT.
LIKE, KAT IS REALLY UNATTRACTIVE TO ME.
33.
- [bleep] OLD MAN OVER HERE.
- I KNOW. [laughs]
I FIND PEOPLE ATTRACTIVE THAT ARE OUTGOING AND ATHLETIC.
LIKE, YOU LOOKED SMOKING HOT WHEN YOU WERE WAKEBOARDING.
- THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
- RIGHT? [laughs]
- DID I HIT IT? - YOU HIT IT.
NAIL ON THE HEAD, BABY. - YES!
- WHO'S NOT ATTRACTED TO SAM?
SAM'S AWESOME. SHE'S SEXY.
SHE'S ATHLETIC. SHE'S FUN.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW SMALLER SAILBOATS,
LIKE YOUR PARENTS' BOAT.
I SAIL ON-- - IT'S NOT SMALL.
- HOW BIG IS THAT BOAT? - 80.
- YOU HAVE AN 80-FOOT CATAMARAN?
- MY DAD BUILT THIS, LIKE, WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS.
- OH, REALLY?
I ACTUALLY REALLY, ONCE THIS CHARTER FINISHES,
MIGHT WANT TO GO SWING BY.
I'LL GIVE HIM A RING AND BE LIKE,
"OH, LET'S GO SAILING FOR THE WEEKEND."
WHEN ARE YOU INVITING ME OVER? [chuckles]
- AS SOON AS WE GET OFF THIS.
- YEAH.
- ADRIENNE, LEE. - GO FOR ADRIENNE.
- YEAH, I NEED TO SEE YOU IN THE WHEELHOUSE,
AND BRING ALEKS WITH YOU, PLEASE.
- WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
- I WASN'T REALLY PLEASED WITH
THE WAY THE CHARTER WENT AT ALL.
I THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST ACRES AND ACRES
OF ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT.
AND--NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING.
IT'S NOT YOUR TURN YET. IT'S MY TURN NOW.
ALEKS, I'M GONNA START WITH YOU.
I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE RESPONSIBILITY,
BUT I DON'T GET THE SENSE
THAT YOU'RE TAKING A REAL INTEREST IN IT.
THERE'S A LOT MORE TO RUNNING A BOAT THIS SIZE
THAN JUST PUTTING IT IN THE SLIP.
THE MONEY'S IN THE DETAILS.
EVERYTHING'S IN THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE.
ADRIENNE, I DON'T KNOW HOW WE RUN OUT OF VEGGIES
ON A THREE-DAY CHARTER.
WE HAVE THE MONEY.
WE GET OUR PROVISIONING.
NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
- OKAY.
- AND THAT PICNIC, WE WERE NOT
PROPERLY PREPPED FOR THAT WHATSOEVER.
EVERYTHING SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN THERE, SITTING THERE,
READY TO JUST LOAD IT IN THE NIGHT BEFORE.
SO THEN, "READY TO GO ON THE PICNIC?
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO."
GET IN, PUT THE STUFF IN THE TENDER,
AND YOU'RE OUT OF THERE.
NO, "WHERE IS THIS? WHERE IS THAT?
"HOW COME SOMEBODY DIDN'T GET THIS?
OH, [bleep]. WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT."
FORETHOUGHT AND PREPARATION IS THE KEY TO MAKING IT WORK.
- I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO RELAX MY STANDARDS THAT MUCH.
- OBVIOUSLY, EVERYTHING WASN'T BAD.
YOU GUYS DID AN EXCELLENT JOB OF THE GUESTS
NEVER SEEING THE CHAOTIC END OF IT,
BUT IT'S NOT UP TO THE STANDARDS
THAT I'VE SET FOR THIS VESSEL,
AND I KNOW MY STANDARDS ARE HIGH.
I JUST NEED YOU GUYS TO WORK WITH ME AND WORK AT IT,
AND IF AT ANY TIME YOU THINK IT'S NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA,
I GOT NO PROBLEMS.
OKAY?
THAT'S THE WAY YACHTING IS.
I NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP.
THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
- NEXT TIME ON BELOW DECK...
- "WE ARE FIVE SINGLE GUYS WHO ARE LOOKING
TO LIVE IT UP IN A BIG WAY."
- WHOO-HOO!
- LOOKING FOR HOT WOMEN. - HOT WOMEN?
THERE'S A STRIP CLUB CALLED PLATINUM.
- SOMETHING'S JUST NOT RIGHT ABOUT HER.
- IS ZACH HAVING A THREESOME?
- [moans]
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LEADER.
- YOU DON'T EVER PADRIENNE.
[bleep] CRAZY ***.
- I MEAN, BASICALLY, WE'VE BEEN FLIRTING LIKE CRAZY.
IT'S EITHER GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT
OR IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT,
AND IF I WAS A GAMBLING MAN,
I'M GONNA SAY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT.