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- THANK YOU FOR LEADING ME HERE.
THE RICHES OF THIS ERA
FAR EXCEED THOSE OF OUR PRIMITIVE FUTURE.
BUT NOW IT IS TIME YOU BECAME HISTORY.
SERVITEKS, ATTACK!
- SORRY, BATMAN.
WE RISKED THE MISFIT FOLLOWING US THROUGH THE WORMHOLE
BECAUSE OUR ONLY HOPE OF DEFEATING HIM
WAS FOUND IN YOUR TIME.
- NO APOLOGIES NECESSARY, KAMANDI.
THE PORTAL OF JUSTICE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU AND DR. CANUS.
NOW, WHAT DO WE NEED TO STOP THEM?
- THE FABLED 5-5 MODULES WHICH POWER THIS MIND WAVEJAMMING DEVICE.
- NEVER HEARD OF THEM.
GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO RELY ON OLD-FASHIONED FISTICUFFS AND TRUE GRIT.
UHH! UHH!
UNH!
- HI-HO, CLICK CLACK, AWAY!
- WHOA!
[DOGS BARKING]
- IF I CAN RECRUIT SOME BACKUP,
PERHAPS WE CAN TURN THE TIDE.
BRETHREN, I CALL UPON YOU TO AID IN THIS BATTLE.
[DOG WHIMPERS]
- FREE YOURSELVES OF YOUR SHACKLES
AND TAKE UP ARMS.
- YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE MIND OF THE MISFIT.
[ALL GRUNT] - [GROANS]
- AHH.
EUREKA!
THE 5-5 MODULES.
- YOU MEAN A PACK OF DOUBLE "A" BATTERIES?
- BEHOLD THE AWESOME ENERGY.
- UHH!
- I BEG YOU, MY FEATHERED FRIENDS,
JOIN US AGAINST OUR COMMON FOE.
RISE UP.
- NEVER MIND THEM, DR. CANUS.
COMING AT YOU.
- NOW, MISFIT, FEEL THE FURY
OF EARTH'S MIGHTIEST WEAPON.
[FEEDBACK AND BASS PLAYING]
- UHH!
- AAH!
UHH!
- MISFIT, YOUR MENTAL MAELSTROM IS OVER.
GOOD WORK, KAMANDI.
WHENEVER YOU NEED HELP,
I'M ONLY A WORMHOLE AWAY.
- THANKS, BATMAN.
I'M SAD TO LEAVE THIS PARADISE
WHERE MAN AND ANIMAL LIVE SIDE BY SIDE.
- HMM. THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES,
TREATING ANIMALS LIKE HUMANS.
- BETTER GET GOING, DOC.
GOTHAM HAS A LEASH LAW.
[GLASS SHATTERS]
- HA HA HA!
[POLICE OFFICERS SHOUTING]
- HA HA HA!
ANOTHER FLAWLESSLY-EXECUTED HEIST,
THANKS TO THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT OF ME, DR. SIVANA.
- AND ANOTHER 10 YEARS BEHIND BARS,
YOU FIENDISH PHYSICIST.
- BATBOOB!
HAVE A FACE FULL OF SCIENCE, YOU BIG LUMMOX.
HA HA!
AAH!
- YOU'RE RIGHT, BATMAN.
IF I WERE A SMART MAN,
I WOULD HAVE REALIZED I COULD NEVER DEFEAT YOU ALONE.
YES, A SMART MAN WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HELP.
OH, WAIT, I AM A SMART MAN,
AND I DID.
- UHH!
OOH.
- BATBOOB, MEET THE MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL,
THE VILEST VILLAINS OF FAWCETT CITY UNITED.
TOGETHER WE'LL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
TEAR HIM APART.
- UHH!
UNH!
OOH!
- IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, BATMAN.
THERE IS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.
[SIRENS] - HUH?
BLAST! *** TV NEWS.
WHICH MEANS THAT CHEESE TRAY OF A MARVEL FAMILY
WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND.
- HOTDOGS AND LEMONADE?
ARE WE CELEBRATING SOMETHING?
- JUST ANOTHER PICTURE PERFECT DAY IN FAWCETT CITY.
- EXTRA! EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
MARVEL FAMILY MEETS FREEZE.
- WHAT YOU GOT THERE, FREDDY?
- IT'S A HARD-HITTING EXPOSE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
ABOUT A LONELY ORPHAN GIVEN SUPERPOWERS
AND REUNITED WITH HIS LONG-LOST SISTER
WHO'S ALSO GIVEN SUPERPOWERS.
AND TOGETHER THEY TEAM UP TO SAVE A NEWSBOY
BY GIVING HIM SUPERPOWERS.
[BOTH LAUGH]
- GOSH, SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT.
- [GRUNTING]
- UH-OH. BREAKING NEWS.
- AHH!
- HOLY MOLY!
OUR GREATEST FOILS HAVE JOINED FORCES.
- LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE MAGIC WORDS.
AND I DON'T MEAN "PLEASE" OR "THANK YOU."
- SHAZAM! - CAPTAIN MARVEL.
- [GROANS]
UHH! UHH!
AAH!
YOUR FIENDISH FELLOWSHIP WILL NEVER LAST, SIVANA.
- AND PRAY TELL, WHY IS THAT, BATBOOB?
- BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS VILLAINS LIKE YOU DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.
LET THE MARVEL FAMILY SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE BIG RED CHEESE
AND HIS 2 GORGONZOLAS.
TURN 'EM INTO SWISS.
- UHH!
HUH!
- HAH!
- READY TO SURRENDER, SIVANA?
- YOU OVERGROWN DO-GOODERS HAVE THE MINDS OF CHILDREN,
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'LL BE
WHEN YOU FEEL THE BURN OF MY AGE-REVERSING YOUTH RAY.
PREPARE TO BE UNBORN AGAIN.
- UHH!
- UHH!
IT'S OVER, SIVANA.
- NO, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, MARVELS.
HA!
[ALL SCREAM]
- ARE YOU OK, BATMAN?
- [GROANS]
I DON'T KNOW.
[TEENAGER'S VOICE] I FEEL WEIRD.
- HOLY MOLY!
- IDIOTS!
I DESIGN A GIANT DEATH RAY
THAT WILL BRING FAWCETT CITY TO ITS KNEES,
AND ALL I ASK IN RETURN
IS FOR YOU TO STEAL A FEW MEASLY PARTS.
BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S TOO MUCH TO EXPECT
FROM THIS CONFEDERACY OF DUNCE CAPS.
WHAT GOOD IS A MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL
IF I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?
- WE WERE JUST FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS.
- ENOUGH!
I BELIEVE THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH THE SOCIETY ITSELF,
BUT WITH ITS LEADERSHIP.
- I POSSESS THE MOST BRILLIANT MIND ON EARTH.
YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?
- I KNOW I COULD DO BETTER.
IN FACT, I COULD INCREASE THE POWER OF YOUR POORLY-DESIGNED DEATH RAY
BY 100 FOLD WITH EASE.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- HOW'S HE GONNA DO THAT?
- EVEN IF YOU COULD,
YOU'D NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEAT THE MARVELS.
- BUT THAT'S WHY THEY MUST DEFEAT THEMSELVES.
OF COURSE, WITH A LITTLE PERSUASION
FROM MY POWERS OF THOUGHT CONTROL.
- MAYBE IT'S TIME TO LOOK INTO NEW LEADERSHIP.
ALL IN FAVOR?
All: AYE!
- ALL OPPOSED?
- NAY.
- THEN IT'S SETTLED.
A WISE DECISION, FOR FAWCETT CITY
HAS NEVER FACED A MORE POWERFUL FOE
THAN MR. MIND.
- I'VE BATTLED CRIMINAL ***,
HOMICIDAL MANIACS, AND ALIEN DESPOTS,
BUT NO ONE'S EVER DONE ANYTHING AS HORRIBLE AS THIS TO ME BEFORE.
- DON'T WORRY, BATMAN,
WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO STOP THE DE-AGING PROCESS.
- DE-AGING PROCESS?
I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.
REGARDLESS, WE MUST STOP THE MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL
BEFORE I GET ANY YOUNGER.
AFTER OUR LAST ENCOUNTER,
THEY ESCAPED WITH A LENS MADE TO DETECT DARK MATTER
BY MIMICKING THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE OF A BLACK HOLE.
- GOSH. YOU SURE KNOW YOUR SCIENCE, BATMAN.
- OH, SHUCKS, MARY. [CLEARS THROAT]
AND THEY'VE SINCE STOLEN THE FOLLOWING COMPONENTS FROM THESE LOCATIONS.
- IT DOESN'T TAKE THE WISDOM OF SOLOMON
TO SEE THEY'RE BUILDING SOME TYPE OF WEAPON.
- AND THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEED.
- EXCEPT A POWER SOURCE.
- YES. AND THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBLE POWER SOURCE
FOR A DESIGN OF THIS SCALE--
THE FAWCETT CITY SUPER COLLIDER.
TO THE BATMOBILE!
LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG.
- A FUSION CHAMBER?
I FAIL TO SEE HOW THESE NEW PARTS WE'RE STEALING
ARE GOING TO HELP OUR DEATH RAY, MR. MIND.
- I WOULDN'T EXPECT A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU
TO PERCEIVE THE GENIUS OF MY PLAN.
SO I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE THE THINKING TO ME.
- HUH?
AND HOW DOES THAT BIG BRAIN OF YOURS
THINK WE SHOULD DEAL WITH THEM? HMM?
- JUST KEEP THEM BUSY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
- WE'RE DONE PLAYING GAMES, SIVANA.
TELL US HOW TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF THAT YOUTH RAY,
OR ELSE.
- SPEAKING OF,
WHERE IS BATBOOB?
IT MUST BE PAST HIS BEDTIME.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
- RECESS IS OVER, YOU MEAN OLD MEANY.
YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF 5 TO 10 MINUTES OF HARD TIME
IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM.
- WHY, BATBOOB, YOU'RE HALF THE MAN YOU USED TO BE.
- HE MAY BE SMALL,
BUT OURS IS A HEROIC BOND THAT CAN'T BE BROKEN.
- YEAH. BFFs FOREVER!
EXCEPT FOR HER. SHE HAS COOTIES.
- HMPH!
- [GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- MARY, TAKE THE OVERGROWN ALLIGATOR.
- [GROANING]
WHO DIED AND LEFT YOU IN CHARGE?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
- UHH!
- JEEPERS, MARY, I AM THE OLDEST.
- UHH!
- ONLY IN SUPERHERO FORM, NOT WHEN WE'RE KIDS.
THEN I'M THE OLDEST. BY 3 WHOLE SECONDS.
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
YAH!
- AHH!
- [SCOFFS]
- WHAT FUN.
THEIR MINDS ARE LIKE PUTTY IN MY FEELERS.
- HUH?
- GOSH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER.
- [GROANS]
COME TO THINK OF IT, SHE'S RIGHT.
YOU BOSS ME AROUND, TOO.
- HUH? AHH!
OHH!
- JUST BECAUSE WHEN I CHANGE INTO A HERO, I'M STILL A KID.
BUT GUESS WHAT?
I'M JUST AS STRONG AS YOU.
UHH!
AHH!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- HUH?
YOU BETTER STOP ACTING LIKE BABIES
OR I'M GONNA TELL.
- [GRUNTS]
AAH!
[BEEPING]
- HYAH!
- UHH! UHH! HUH?
- AND NOW, THE BIG CHEESE.
- AHH!
OHH.
SO MUCH FOR MY FAMILY.
YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF LEECHES.
- WAH!
- YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE POWERS
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
[GRUNTS]
I WAS BETTER OFF ALONE.
- THAT DOES IT, YOU BIG, BAD, BOSSY BROTHER.
- HEY! STOP FIGHTING!
[INDISTINCT]
- OOH!
HUH?
OOH!
AHH!
- IT APPEARS I'VE DONE SOMETHING YOUR PUNY BRAIN COULDN'T CONCEIVE OF--
DEFEAT THE MARVELS.
- GRR.
- UHH!
- STOP!
YOU'RE DESTROYING THE CITY.
I'VE GOT TO GET THEM BACK INTO KIDS.
OH! OF COURSE!
HEY, CAPTAIN MARBLE JR.
- IT'S MARVEL. CAPTAIN MARVEL. HUH?
- THERE. NOW TELL ME WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS.
- HOLY MOLY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ALL FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME.
- YOU SAID SOME VERY HURTFUL THINGS, TOO, BILLY.
- BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY.
- I'M NOT EVEN RELATED.
JUST SOME GUY YOU LET HANG AROUND
'CAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
- THEN MAYBE IT'S BEST IF WE JUST GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
- HEY, GUYS, WHERE YOU GOING?
WE GOT TO STOP DR. SIVANA AND THE MONSTER SOCIETY.
GUYS!
WAH!
[HORNS HONKING]
- THE FAMILIAL BOND HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SEVERED,
BUT WITH CAREFUL PSYCHOLOGICAL COERCION,
I JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO CATALYZE THE RECONCILIATION PROCESS.
[AIR HISSES]
- THE DEATH RAY IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCHES.
[BEEPING]
- YOU MUST ADMIT, SIVANA,
MR. MIND'S INTERPRETATION OF THE DEATH RAY
IS FAR MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN YOUR ORIGINAL DESIGN.
- OF COURSE A DIM BULB LIKE YOU WOULD BE LURED IN
BY FANCY BELLS AND WHISTLES.
BUT WILL IT WORK?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
- OH!
[DEATH RAY POWERS ON]
[WHIRRING]
- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
- JUST A TEST.
OF COURSE, IF YOUR DEATH RAY WORKS,
YOU WON'T BE ALIVE TO RELISH THE VICTORY.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- I MAY HAVE MISSPOKEN EARLIER, SIVANA,
WHEN I SAID IT WAS THE RAY'S POWER
THAT WOULD INCREASE 100 FOLD.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS MINE.
[ROAR]
IN YOUR IGNORANCE YOU FAILED TO SEE
THIS IS NO DEATH RAY, BUT A GROWTH RAY.
AND OF COURSE, I COUNTED ON YOU TO DOUBLE-CROSS ME,
SO I THOUGHT I'D DOUBLE-CROSS YOU FIRST.
[GROWLS]
- I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
HE IS A TERRIBLE LEADER.
[ALL SCREAMING]
- THE WORM, AS THEY SAY, HAS TURNED.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
- YOU BETTER STOP, OR I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU SLIMY OLD THING.
- AH, THE ONCE MIGHTY BATMAN.
I SUGGEST YOU SCURRY HOME BEFORE YOU CATCH A SPANKING.
- SO YOU WAS BEHIND IT ALL ALONG.
THIS GOES INTO MARVEL'S BRAINS AND MADE THEM FIGHT.
BAD CATERPILLAR!
BAD!
- YES. WELL, AS MUCH AS I HATE TO PULL MYSELF AWAY
FROM THIS SCINTILLATING BATTLE OF WITS,
I DO HAVE A UNIVERSE TO CONQUER.
- UHH! NOT SO FAST, FISH BAIT.
- CAPTAIN MARVEL?
DON'T WASTE YOUR EFFORT.
YOU'RE OUTMATCHED.
- BUT TWO OF US MAY EVEN THE ODDS.
- MAKE THAT THREE.
HUH!
- UHH!
- THANKS, BATMAN,
FOR REUNITING OUR FAMILY.
- I LOST A TOOTH. WANNA SEE?
COME ON, CAPTAIN MARVEL,
TIME TO SQUEEZE THAT BATTLE WORM
WITH THE HAMMERS OF JUSTICE.
- BRILLIANCE IS NOT ALL MY MIND IS CAPABLE OF, MARVELS.
- UHH! UHH!
- YOU KEEP THAT BUG BUSY
WHILE I SWITCH HIS GROW RATE AND SHRINK HIM BACK DOWN.
- AAH!
- OH! UHH!
- UHH! UHH!
- OHH! [GLASS SHATTERS]
- AND NOW, THE CITY'S LAST HOPE SHALL FALL.
- NOT YET, MIND.
YOU FORGOT ONE SMALL THING.
- UHH! OHH!
- UHH! [PANTING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
- [SNIFFS]
UGH! I THINK YOUR SAVIOR NEEDS HIS DIAPER CHANGED. HA HA HA!
- [BABBLING]
- NO!
AAH!
OH! AHH!
FOILED BY A BABY.
- [BABBLING]
[CRYING]
- HE SAVED THE DAY.
TOO BAD HE COULDN'T SAVE HIMSELF.
- [COOING]
- I THINK HE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
- [BABBLING]
- OF COURSE, THE GROWTH RAY.
WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?
[GROWTH RAY WHIRRING]
- WELL DONE, MARVELS.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
- AND PROUD TO BE A FAMILY AGAIN.
- HEAR, HEAR.
ALTHOUGH I DO MISS THE BABY BATMAN.
YOU WERE SO ADORABLE.
- [VOICE CRACKS] THANKS, BUT I THINK--
[CLEARS THROAT] I PREFER ADULTHOOD.