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Oh my god, Internet people. Is this a potion barrel?
I love potion barrels.
How's it going? My name is Ryan. We're playing Skyrim.
We're in a cave. There's some potatoes
and some apples.
This is like the best thing in the entire world,
just looking through boxes and sacks and things.
It really is quite exciting.
Baskets? Should I take all the baskets?
Of course I should.
I think I'm ready to go. I think we're good.
>> Done? Let's get moving. >> OK.
>> Troll's blood. It's a torture room.
>> A torture room?
>> Come on. Is this what you want!? Come on!
Is Jarl Ulfric with you?
>> No, I haven't seen him since the dragon showed up.
>> Wait a second, looks like there's something in this cage.
Aah, it's locked. See if you can get it open with some picks.
>> I can do that.
I am a master lockpicker.
There you go.
>> You might need that gold once we get out.
>> All four pieces of it.
Oh my god. Hell yeah, I'll wear some stuff.
I have taken off the clothes of so many people today.
And like not even in a good way.
What you doing, just rotating there?
>> Imperial dogs. There's nothing too low for them.
>> Ooh.
Oh. Look at those dead people in cages like that.
What you doing, Imperials? What you doing?
Why yes, I will disrobe you.
We must make everybody naked.
>> Just keep putting one foot in front of the other.
>> Thanks for the instruction.
I'll do my best.
>> ...Orders are to wait until General Tullius arrives.
>> I'm not waiting to be killed by a dragon!
We need to fall back!
>> Just give the general some time.
>> What are you doing? We could sneak up on them.
I will set all of you on fire. It is what I do.
That would have been useful had people been standing in it.
One second, I've got to take all the stuff from everybody.
>> Let's see where this goes.
>> OK.
Oh no. Oh, this is not good. This is not good.
>> Better push on. The rest of them will have to find another way out.
>> Ooh. Coins. I love those.
>> It doesn't go anywhere. I guess we better try this way.
>> Come on. You're lagging behind and you're telling me I'm slow.
Oh god.
What is this?
These are spiders. Oh, these are spiders. Oh, *** me.
That's a *** giant spider.
No, [laughs], I don't really like spiders a whole lot.
This is not good. This is not good for N'wah-brotten.
They are dead now.
>> Hold up! There's a bear just ahead.
See her?
I'd rather not tangle with her right now.
Let's try to sneak by.
Just take it nice and slow and watch where you step
or if you're feeling lucky you can take this bow.
Might take her by surprise.
>> Yeah, no.
>> I'll follow your lead and watch your back.
>> I think I'll just be sneaky.
>> Almost there.
>> Stop talking. She will hear you.
>> That was close.
I knew we'd make it!
>> We can leave now?
Sweet freedom.
[roars]
>> There he goes. Looks like he's gone for good this time.
No way to know if anyone else made it out alive but this place is going to be swarming
with Imperials soon enough.
Better clear out of here.
My sister, Gerdir, runs the mill in Riverwood. It's just up the road. I'm sure she'd help
you out. It's probably best if we split up. Good luck. I wouldn't have made it without
your help today.
>> Why should we split up?
>> My sister, Gerdir, runs the mill in Riverwood.
>> You literally just said that to me.
>> It's probably best if we split up. Good luck. I wouldn't have made it without your
help today.
You should go to the Windhelm and join the fight to free Skyrim. You've seen the true
face of the Empire here today.
>> Yeah.
>> If anyone would know what the coming of the dragon means, it's Ulfric.
>> I could do that. That is a definite possibility. But we'll see.
>> What, you just like to check to see if I'm here every once in a while?
We should probably split up...
>> See that ruin up there? >> ...that you said to me.
>> Bleak Falls Barrow. I never understood how my sister could stand living in the shadow
of that place. I guess you get used to it.
>> What's wrong with it? It looks like a nice place.
It looks like an old place.
Oh my.
>> These are the guardian stones, three of the thirteen ancient standing stones that
dot Skyrim's landscape.
Go ahead. See for yourself.
Mage, eh? Well, to each his own.
It's not for me to judge.
>> It's really nice outside right now.
Like, it's really, really, really nice outside.
It is so much better than this morning
when I was sure to be killed.
>> Remember, this isn't Stormcloak territory. If we're ahead of the news from Helgen, we
should be fine.
>> Oh my god. It's a fish. >> As long as we don't do anything
stupid.
>> I really, OK, whatever you're saying is very interesting now
but I want a fish.
I want a fish so bad. I want a fish worse than anything in the world.
Oh my god. I want a salmon.
I want a salmon.
Oh my god. I have salmon.
Come on, then.
[dog suffering]
>> Good thing I'm pretty good at setting things on fire. You could have gotten hurt.
I think I lucked out. This wolf has a ring.
I shall be rich.
My ring shall make me rich
beyond my wildest dreams.
>> Almost at Riverwood. >> Good.
Very, very good. Oh look, that's a mountain.
Is that it?
That must be it.
Look at that. This town is slightly less awful
than that first town we were in.
>> Come on, Gerdir's probably working in her lumber mill.
>> ...Did I see you talking to Sven?...
...but I would stay away from him if I were you...
>> I think we're going to make that an episode, Internet people. Next time we'll talk to what's
her face in the mill I guess.
Thanks for watching.