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>>SON, AS YOU KNOW, YOUR WONDERFUL GRANDFATHER PASSED AWAY AROUND THE TIME YOU WERE BORN
18 YEARS AGO. >>WHAT WE DIDN'T TELL YOU WAS THAT HE ALSO
LEFT YOU AN INCREDIBLY LARGE INHERITANCE.
>>REALLY? >>WELL, YOU WERE SO YOUNG WE DECIDED TO
INVEST THE MONEY FOR YOU. >>AND THEN WE PUT IT IN THIS SAFETY DEPOSIT
BOX. YOU'LL NEED THESE GLOVES.
>>WOW. THIS IS AMAZING.
>>WELL WE ONLY WANT YOU TO USE THIS TO BUY AN EDUCATION,
A NEW HOME, AND MAYBE ONE OR TWO FERRARIS. THE REST WE NEED YOU TO PUT INTO SAVINGS.
>>FERRARIS? THIS MUST BE WORTH A FORTUNE.
>>OPEN IT, HONEY. HE'S READY.
>>IS THIS A JOKE? OR...
>>NO. THAT'S BARRY THE BEAR.
>>WE PURCHASED BARRY DURING THE HEIGHT OF THE BEANIE BABY CRAZE
FOR A COOL TWO MILLION DOLLARS. >>HE'S A LIMITED EDITION.
THEY ONLY MADE 50,000 OF THEM. >>THE STORE THAT SOLD HIM TO US PROMISED A
RETURN INVESTMENT OF ONE MILLION PERCENT.
YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S A LOT TO TAKE IN.
BUT THIS LITTLE FELLA'S WORTH OVER 20 BILLION DOLLARS.
>>YOUR GRANDFATHER ALSO LEFT YOU A PRIVATE PLANE,
BUT WE USED THAT TO INSURE THE BEANIE BABY. >>OH...
HEY, MOM, DAD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BEGIN TO EXPLAIN
TO YOU THAT THIS IS NOT AS WORTH AS MU—OH...
>>OH! >>THAT CAME RIGHT OFF.
>>OH, IT'S WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE TAG! >>IT WAS ALREADY WORTHLESS.
IT'S A BEANIE BABY. GO TO YOUR ROOM.
>>WHAT? >>AH!
>>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. >>20 BILLION DOLLARS!
>>A BILLION DOLLARS! YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND.
>>I'M AFRAID TO ASK. MICHAEL JORDAN'S ROOKIE CARD.
>>REALLY? FROM HIS BASEBALL DAYS.
>>AIR JORDAN.