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All right. Here we go. Get this straight.
Sex is everywhere, okay?. It is all around us.
It's not some distant destination. It's not Everest.
It is right here. You have to attune yourself to it.
You have to bring yourself into alignment.
You have to find the zone, Nick. Okay?.
Do that, and I promise you a whole world will open up.
Look at me. I walk around in a state of total receptivity.
- I'm like a *** lightning rod. - All right. Fine. What do I do?.
For starters, let's get rid of that little meditation. The blue triangle.
We don't block things out, Nicholas. We let them in.
Let what in?.
There are millions ofwomen in this city.
Millions. Most ofthem are blessedly unaware of the countless ways...
in which their bodies are exposed to our eyes.
So, first, learn to read the sun, where it sits.
You'll notice... correlation between backlighting and transparency.
They wear light-colored clothing, underwear shows right through.
Bra straps, *** lines. No need to stretch or squint.
It is there for us, okay?. For example--
What?.
Are you blowing my cover like some construction worker?.
- No. I was just-- - Use your head.
Step back. Let her pass. Okay?. Give it a few seconds.
Watch this, and then camouflage the move. Pay attention.
Checking of the watch is good. Or of the pager.
Or looking for a street sign like you're lost.
You saw me do a combination. Whatever it is, don't get caught.
Do you think women have a clue what goes on up here?.
What do they think, it's just stock quotes, drill bit sizes?.
They don't know ***! Let's keep it that way.
- All right. - Watch. What about your eyes?.
- What?. My eyes?. - Your eyes. How's your vision?.
- No, it's good. It's 20-20. - Okay. Peripheral?.
- I don't know. It's fine, I guess. - Fine's not gonna cut it.
You gotta workyour muscles like you're training for the *** Olympics.
- Yeah. - Up, down, left, right, et cetera.
- Here. Follow my finger. - Okay.
- Tell me when it's gone. - All right.
- Okay. Stop. - That's it?.
You need a hundred, a hundred and ten degrees...
before you're ready for the street.
I see behind me on a good day.
- You play video games?. - Sure.
Good. That stuff is training for the eyes.
Registering images in a split second.
It's invaluable. Oh. Right there.
Blue sweater. Blue sweater. Median. Blue sweater. Blue sweater.
That young lady just-- And you missed it.
- I know. - In just a fraction of a second.
That's all. But a trained eye can get in there for a look.
You have to learn to anticipate your opportunities, okay?.
Getting out of a cab, wind from a subway grate...
or as you so sadly missed there, bending over to pick something up.
These are situations which require lightning reflexes.
- I tell you, I can do that. - Your a step slow right now, Nick.
Hey, no wonder. I remember what it's like out there.
No interaction. No face time.
Look at me. Every day I have the street, the subway, the ATM line...
the office, the gym, the--
What have you got?.
Young people sitting in cars in Ohio.
Wistful glances at the stoplight.
No, I go to school. That's interaction.
Okay. Let's work with that.
The high school building is four stories, if memory serves.
- It's five stories now. - Whatever.
It's multistory, and that means stairs, which is good.
Free yourself from the tyranny of eye level. Come here.
Use the angles. High for cleavage.
- Low for the skirts. - All right.
Remember, there's no shame in calling on an old standby, right?.
Dropping of the pencil. Tying of the shoe.Just don't telegraph it.
What about reflective surfaces?. Mirrors, windows?.
What, in school?. No, there's no mirrors.
What about that ugly glass trophy case that--
- Yeah, that's there. - Well, use it. It's perfect.
Go stand over there for a second. Keep going. Keep going. Stop.
Ifyou can't stare directly, turn your back and use the glass.
Hi, gorgeous.
Remember, angle of incidence equals angle of reflectives.
In other words, ifyou can see them, they can see you. So be alert.
- This is really complicated. - It's rocket science.
- You were smart to ask for help. - I have a good one.
When they're wearing short sleeves...
and they raise their arms to fix their hair, you can see in that gap there.
Now, see?. That shows me you're using your faculties.
- Don't they know we can see in there?. - Of course they do.
*** are very sensitive. They know when they're exposed to air.
Are women gonna walk around with their hands clamped to their sides?. No.
Their hair has to be dealt with eventually...
and it is our job, it is ourvocation to be ready.
All right. So all this looking is fine, but how do you take the next step?.
I need to meet someone.
Ifyou can't see how the two things are related...
there's nothing I can do foryou.
- Wait. Relax. Come on. - You think we are kidding around here?.
- Do you think this is a joke?. - No. Why do you think I'm here?.
- You have got to make sex a presence... - I'm sorry.
- in your mind, in your life... - All right.
- in your spirit. - I'm sorry.
- All right. - What?. No. I don't smoke.
Better learn.
- Okay. - Come on.