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(Jingle)
Ugh, Did you guys hear this?
They're rebooting the Ghostbusters movie.
But with none of the original cast members.
Not even Bill Murray?
Especially not Bill Murray.
Why does hollywood keep *** with the stuff I loved as a kid?
Seriously, And I'm not exaggerating, this. Ruins. My childhood.
I was 9 years old when the polio outbreak took away my dreams of being a ball player.
And use of my legs.
Yep, I say that, uh, all this ruined my childhood.
I saw the Micheal Bay Ninja Turtles yesterday.
I thought my childhood couldn't get any more ruined. And he ruined transformers,
And then he gets the turtle's noses, and ruins them.
Ow. My childhood hurts.
I was denied the same education as white students. It ruined-
My childhood.
Did you see the Robocop remake? It's just... Wrong.
When my mom wasn't around, my ol' man would beat me instead.
Tell a cop? Heh. That *** was a cop.
Have you seen the Simpsons intro recently? It's totally different.
Worse?
No. Different. (cringing)
Why are they destroying-
The whole village.
Burnt to the ground... I knew it was wrong, but...
I was just a kid, two weeks outa' Saigon.
After all these years, I'm still haunted by the images of-
***. Smurfs. Th-ree.
And I grew up with that show. And now, it's ruined!
(Inaudible), I was a sex slave.
Speaking of ruined, when I was visiting my parents we saw the Giver movie;
(Disgusted Groaning)
The Germans led my parents to one car, me to another.
(Crying)
I never saw them again.
They're raping our childhoods.
They *** my sister.
Ben Affleck- Is Batman.
(Man crying, disgust)
No no. Come on, we're in public.
Childhood. Equals. Ruined.
(Disgusted talking, man sobbing)
I was born is this country 14 years ago. It is my home.
But now, the goverment is deporting my family.
But I'm just a child!!
What can I do?
Huh?
Oh yeah. Yeah you can take us with them.
What? They're doing a live action Spongebob Squarepants?
(Disgusted yelling, moaning)
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