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WELCOME TO ONE OF CETNIK AIRLINES' 457 FLIGHTS
OUR PLANES ARE OPERATED BY TOP PILOTS
WE WERE FOUNDED 100 YEARS AGO AT RAVNA GORA
ONE OF THE TOP 5 MOST POPULAR AIRLINES
IN GREATER SERBIA AND THE WORLD
WELCOME! YOU ARE OUR PASSENGER
WHETHER YOU ARE ARMED OR NOT
IF YOU ARE NOT ARMED, DO NOT FRET
CETNIK AIRLINES WILL ARM YOU WITH
THE MOST MODERN INFANTRY WEAPONS
USE YOUR WEAPON IN TIMES OF CELEBRATION
OR NECESSARY SELF-DEFENSE
YOUR SECURITY IS SACRED TO US
CETNIK AIRLINES EMPLOYS THREE LAYERS
OF ANTI-TERRORIST COUNTERMEASURES
THE PRIDE OF OUR FLEET IS A BOEING 764-72
THE "MAJOR DJURISIC"
FRIENDLY STAFF
WIDE PILLOWS
CETNIK AIRLINES
OUR CATERING IS UNIQUE IN THE WORLD
IN OFFERING OVER 659 MENU OPTIONS
AND FREE BAKING SODA
FROM KUALA LUMPUR TO LJIG
FROM SHANGHAI TO OSECINA
QUICKLY, GET ME THE CAPTAIN
AS YOU WISH, BUT
AT THIS MOMENT, THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS AND AMMO BELTS
WE WILL BEGIN THE REGULAR
CETNIK AIRLINES PROCEDURE
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING
DEAR PASSENGERS, WELCOME
TO OUR REGULAR FLIGHT TO CHICAGO
FLIGHT TO CHICAGO
IN CASE OF A LOSS OF CABIN PRESSURE
IMMEDIATELY PUT OUT YOUR CIGARETTE
IN FRONT OF YOUR SEAT, YOU WILL FIND
A COPY OF THE NEW TESTAMENT
TURN TO PAGE 38
WHERE IT READS
OH LORD, PLEASE TAKE
THIS PLANE INTO THY GENTLE HANDS
AND CARRY IT OVER THE ATLANTIC
AND THEN, IN PEACE AND TRANQUILITY
LAND IT AT THE "O'HARE" CHICAGO AIRPORT
CHICAGO AIRPORT
CHICAGO AIRPORT
CHICAGO AIRPORT