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Really good at scoring goals
I was the leading goal scorer in my senior year
Oh ***, no way
40 goals
Jesus
40 goals
That's a lot of goals
Yeah
you scored
That's crazy
And wrestling
Wrestling
Yeah
That's what we're known for. I wrestle too.
The local dudes were epic, they just didn't even care. They just sat there.
Hey you should of seen this one dude, he blew in his pants when he saw Owen.
***
That was the best thing I've ever seen.
You were cracking up. It was so funny.
He like went the pedal past him and looked at him and went, bah ha ha. Hoy!
Right in his face.
Like this far away from him looked at his face and just went Bwoah haha!
It was so weird.
This guy
He was the ***
Dusty, what do you think about girls surfing?
What?
Don't even get me started brah
But do they rip?
No
They're terrible
They think
They should just sit on the boat
And wait for it to get one foot again
So they can go out and do their little tail slides
Oh, uh un quesadilla
Si quesadilla
Yeah, good.
Yeah, that, that's good
You know that guy that interviewed you yesterday?
He interviewed me like two, three years ago in my hotel room
And his breath just stunk so bad
And it was, and uh, and I was just so off of him
And I was like I'm never doing an interview with that guy ever again.
And I saw him and I was just eggy from the get go
I feel like if your breath's that bad like
to where someone like three feet away is like tripping out
That like it must like feel disgusting right?
Oh my God!
That's my worst like cringe
just cringe with it
Its disgusting
Oh, uh, thank you
I'm from uh
- Oh hai, thank you, very muchy, very muchy - Your from, around here, Tokyo
Hai, uh hai
Uh, Shibuya
Domo thank you thank you
Ya from Shibuya
Thank you, thank you very much, yes, thank you.
Ok, thank you.
Yeah
It across the piers.
The piers?
Yes
Yeah, but see me I surf, see over there-
No, no this is not possible
Yeah, but its not possible for them to cast that far
Yeah, its possible
They cant get the hooks and sinker
They'll just call security
Security?
Yes
They'll call security from...
What about their security? why don't i start baptizing people?
That way is not possible
This not possible
Yeeeah! Yeeah! Keep it what I can, for me.
Yup, you wouldn't be in Mexico if you didn't have to do something weird.
Oh, look at those goats.
Dude, those are...
la mota
Love goats
Oh my God!
Oh! That would of killed someone! That would of *** killed someone for sure.
You ready, for this trail coming up? Its gonna be a blast.
Only gets worse
Come on. Join
Oh
***. Oh
Pantaneo?
Oh yeah, thank you. What?
No Espanol
Yeah, lets just set up camp right next to the syringe. Good idea.
Here we are in Costa Rica.
We got three crocs, down below us, its gonna get wild!
Holy ***! A throw coming in.
Oh, I got that thing!
We got one, two, three, four and we got the fifth one coming.
That one is like the mother load.
The mum's coming, it coming up, its checking the little one's out.
Little bit of commotion I think that somethings out there
maybe some food of some sort.
(laughing...)
What do you think about Steve's set up?
What was that one movie where Slater kept doing all those crazy wheely's?
All the time.
And Dan Reynolds wrote him off.
Yeah. What was that?
Did you know, did you know that Reynolds had to bring up side and apologize.
Fix in a mate and do that.
Shut up.
Swear to God
I don't know, I do this day
Las las sabes
Goodbye baby!
Por que...
Adios Amigos
Ya no hay, ya no hay...