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What's up guys! Here's Wesley Aguiar and we're here to talk about something
fresh in cinema. About two months ago I saw...
About to months ago a did a video talking about the trailer from the movie
"Meu namorado é um zumbi" - "My boyfriend is a zombie"
that until then was called "Warm Bodies"
Back then I've watched the trailer and not happy from what i've watch, I decided
to express my opinion an compare
those viceral zombies that we all know
with the ones
that I've seen on the trailer. If you have not seen this video yet
clic here to watch the first video
to hear the things I've said and come back to see the conclusion of the saga.
On the first video we received a lot of comments from people supporting the real zombies
comments from people who were more into the subject and knew more about it
that gave opinion and explained things to us that we did not know
giving information. And comments from people who think I said crap. _ Ah but haven't even saw the movie and keep saying *** about it. The book is great, the movie will be awesome! Hunf!
Some fans from the book didn't like very much what I've said
and gave their word of honor that the movie would be amazing.
and thats why I talking about it again and filming a new video to show you the end of the saga.
on the first video I said that I could really fall flat on my face
for saying "***" about the movie
without watching it. Back then I've really had not watched 'cause it hasn't released yet
but here we are in February 2013 and movie has been released in Brazil
and this week I went to seen the damn movie
to make this video
and tell you if I was really defecating through my mouth or not
and the proof that I've spent my money watching the movie is because I filmed
for those who did not believed in me
because of the first video
I came here to watch
"Meu namorado é um zumbi" - "My boyfriend is a zombie"
everybody wants to watch this and I don't know why
today is the 13th
we're buying it
"Meu namorado é um zumbi" - "My boyfriend is a zombie"
in the afternoon that is cheaper
I know we're really doing this
has already started
- Are you sure you want to do this? - Not really
we've just came out of this. I could have watched Django Unchained. Please let's go home
Well you've saw my face of satisfaction when it ended
if you think I fell flat on my face go and watch the movie
but if you think I didn't
get your money and go spend with rubbish
Go to the dirtiest place around and spend that money
because I didn't!
I was not wrong!
I knew it!
So let's start this thing. Let's start
from the title of the movie
that was altered. When the first trailer came out the name
of the movie was "Sangue Quente" wich is the translation of the original title "Warm bodies"
but the guys were not happy with this title, that is actually a great title
they decided to change to
"Meu namorado é um zumbi" - "My boyfriend is a zombie"
Man!
Look at this title! It's like one of those movies that pass on afternoon TV like
"My chauffeur is a monkey"
I really wanna know how are these people
that translate movie titles to portuguese man.
but let's keep going, The movie starts with something really wierd. The zombie
the main character
he starts by telling the story to you. I dont understand
he's walking and narrating, explaining he presents to you
a humanoid race that they call "Esqueléticos" wich they fear
thats wrigth! The zombies fear another race
the zombies are so helpless on the movie
that they had to create this other race to represent the evil on the picture
well, all of this is too wierd
getting another thing to do the evil. Damn you have a bunch of zombies
get them to eat everyone.
There are other bizarre things like the girl teaches the zombie how to drive
there's this part when the zombie is talking to the girl
TALKING
and she asks him if he doesn't eat, if its possible
that he might starve to death
What's his answer? What's his answer? Yes, of course, if he doesn't eat he'll starve to death
He dreams!
ahhhh
there are a lot of other small bizarre thing
that I had predicted on the other video
from what I saw on the trailer
like: cute zombies, they are not rotten
they're too clean you know. Oh some of you will say
"But Wesley did you not see that some of the zombies become esqueléticos?"
I know some of the zombies
that was not very clear in the movie they begin to decompose and become esqueléticos
WTF?
there's no blood ont hat movie
ok the censorship is 10 years and we can't expect that much of it
damn it we're in a post apocalyptic scenery
we need at least some bodies thrown in scenery
"Wesley didn't you understand that it is a comedy?"
Well
the movie has some humor fragments through out the story
but it is NOT a comedy. The only humor parts on the movie
they're on the trailer
you just have to watch the trailer
you everything that's funny on the whole movie
and if you watch that movie and laughed your head off
search help
even if it was a comedy it could be better
actually everything could be better
it could be morre like the other movies that I've commented on the other video
"Zombieland", "Shaun of the Dead"
they could have done better
I was wanting to laugh
I laughed of despair "But Wesley..."
What?
What's wrong with you? People need to inovate, create new things
I know, I know
but not everything new is good
acceptable or even useful
well I did not say anything very different from the first video
my opinion stays the same. Summing up
I did not like the movie. Is the kind of movie that I would not recommend for those who love
the legendary
brain eaters living dead!
but for those who like these kind of romance of a cute zumbie
smelling lavander
I recommend
go there and watch it. It's great
just kidding
but not to say that I did not like anything from the movie
I really like the soundtrack, There are some great songs in there
but thats it. It could have watched the movie with my eyes closed
would've been better
that's it guys, that was my opinion and now I want to now yours
feel free to comment down bellow
you opinoin on the movie, if you have read the book
leave your reviews and notes
let's talk down there
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but if you did not like the video
please comment why
Here's Wesley Aguiar and I'll see you on the next História Requentada
What does a zombie tells another
when he hears a good joke?
Vivi de rir!
as bad as the movie