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What the heck man, don't mess with Chuck Norris! You're not, you're not Chuck Norris! Oh yeah
well I know some stuff about him. Chuck Norris, threw a hand grenade and it killed 50 people,
then it exploded. Dude, Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language. Well, kids wear
Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Well, guess what, in Britain,
they were trying to name a bridge, and everybody, they put in their votes, and everybody voted
for Chuck Norris, but then the bridge maker was like, NO, we can't name it Chuck Norris,
because nobody crosses Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does
Earth downs. Yeah, well guess what, Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Oh yeah?! What'd the apple say to the orange? CHUCK NORRIS! Hey, you want to go get an ice cream cone?
Chuck Norris. Doesn't even make any sense! The world doesn't make sense!
Hello! Hello. What's your name? Cody, what's your name? Garrett. Do you know where leaves come from?
Do you know where babies come from? Do you? He doesn't accept our weirdness. Ah, darn
it! I was really hoping for one. Nobody wants to be our friends. (Ha) yeah babe okay. Sure
thing! Do you know where babies come from? That was not me Patricia. They don't accept
us. PATRICIA! NOBODY LIKES US! Somebody, come and like us! I, I think I know where leaves
come from. Where? When you go to the bathroom, put the little particles, put them together,
and it makes leaves. Ah...that's super cool. Do you know where babies come...SHUT UP! AAHHHHH!
No one accepts us! Hey dude, see that girl over there? Dude, that's my sister! Oh hey
sup guys! You see those smokin' hot babes over there? That's my sister! Now guys, don't
you ever date, or even THINK, about marrying one of my sisters. Okay dude, fair enough,
fair enough. Pinky promise? Pinky! Pinkies, pinkies all the way! PINKIES! Got it! Alright.
Got it. Okay see ya. See ya. ...yeah i know dude... dude, hey man, it's, it's cool...
you promised! AAHHHH! You promised! You dated my sisters! I'm sorry! No you're not sorry!
I'm sorry! Get down! Dang guys, who are those smokin' chicks?