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(Hello?)
Hello mum I just got your missed call?
(Oh yeh, are you er, LARPing tonight?)
Of course?! KALADON!!!
(Er, ok yup, that's fineā¦)
Oh! Mum! Can we go Maccy's after?
(Well you know what, the thing is)
(With your diet and stuff..)
(I tell ya what, I'll ring you back)
I should get a life...
I ain't no stereotypical man,
not for a just turned 20 old man.
Sitting up here inside of my bedroom,
Playing MMO's
with the souls of the damned.
It was meant to be a free trial thing.
Nothing more than a 30 day play thing.
Now I'm questing hard for that blue text ring.
I should get a life...
This ring is hard to get,
runic for my class it's hard to forget.
See at first I wasn't after the spec,
I'd be straight to AH with all that was left.
Being slaughtered by a troll 'n'
It appears my HP has fallin'!
Now I'm gonna have to give my all
with the DRAGON CALL!!!!
If you come on the box
and give my tag a read
I'm probably playing COD
or maybe Halo 3
I'm on there pwning noobs,
from left, centre and right!
And everybody's saying,
I should just get a life.. ;[
This game is driving me crazy,
cus half of my team are just lazy!
I just can't figure it out,
using this gun I've no knowledge about.
I'm gonna find out if it's better to squat,
When the range of my shot is long,
Think I'm top of the board,
but I'm not.
Getting owned/killed when I'm the host
and it's wrong.
I know y'all are cheating it!
I'm leet, you'll see me prestiging it!
So next time you're downed by me,
there's only one thing that,
you're gonna see and it's..
Up!
Balls down.
Wait a minute!
That's brown?!
Hello?
(Omg dude that's gay!)
(No wonder your mum and dad)
(gave you away, let's play!)
If you come on the box and give my tag a read
I'm probably playing COD or maybe Halo 3
I'm on there pwning noobs,
from left, centre and right!
And everybody's saying,
I should just get a life.. ;[
(I need to, I've got to.)
In real life, this isn't far from the truth
(I want to, I have to.)
I do this stuff on a regular basis
(I aught to, I can do.)
But don't feel sorry for me, I love being a geek!
Ok, let's take this tune out!