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ZZZZZZZ. . .
ZZZZZZZ. . .huh?
I'm awake . . .and hungry.
And my face is melting.
Where the hell are my eyelids?
Aww damn . . .there go my lips.
ZZZZZZZZ. . .GRRRRR!. Where am I?
Cold. Naked. ARRRRGGGHHH!. . . .shrinkage.
Plastic wrap . . .GRRRRR!. I hate plastic wrap.
Hooks in my head . . . why are there hooks in head?
Really hate having hooks in my head.
Need brains!. Braaaainnnsss!.
I want doggie brains...and to go for a walk.
Uh oh, where's my better half?
Ouch, ouch. I mean 'yipe, yipe.'
Let me out . . .let me out!.
Still hungry . . .still cold . . .still naked.
'Sore?' I'm not sore. I'm pissed off.
Really pissed off. GRRRRR!.
Really, really pissed off.
And I'm yellow . . . look at me. I'm freakin' yellow.
Being pale is one thing, but yellow?
And what happened to my hair? I used to have hair. Where is it?
Don't tell me . . .let me guess. They turned it into a hairpiece.
Well, whoever gets it . . . I'm definitely eating his brain.
Let me out of this damn freezer . . .right now.
How would you like to be stuck in here all hungry and naked?
And did I mention it smells like *** in here.
Wanna know it feels to be a cadaver. Let me tell you . . .it sucks.
If you don't let me out I'll . . .I'll . . . I'll . . .keep banging. So there.
Fine . . .I can be reasonable. Let's compromise.
Tell you what. Let me out and I promise not to eat all of your brains.
I'll just eat one brain . . . you guys decide who I chow down on.
Flip a coin. Rock, paper, scissors. I don't care.
Okay, how about this? I'm thinking of a number from 1-10.
Any takers? Come on, I'm trying to be nice.
Screw it . . .I'm gonna eat all of your brains.
Yeah . . .open that lock.
ARRRRGGGHHH!. Brains!.
Dinner time!.
Quit squirming. It won't hurt . . .much.
Hey, let go!. I haven't even eaten yet.
You guys can kiss my reanimated yellow ***.
Mother @#$%)*&!!!!!!
Holy ***!. This really hurts.
Could this get any worse? ARRRRGGGHHH!.
Wait a second. What are you gonna do with that?
Mother @#$%)*&!!!!!!
Are you freakin' kidding me!.
This is worse than the pick axe.
That's it . . .I'll teach you to saw my head off.
Does this look as weird as it feels?
'Tiimber!.' Damn, this is a lot harder than it looks.
Three guys on one? No fair.
And I don't even have a head.
This just blows . . .plain and simple.
I think I liked it better in the freezer.
What 'movie?'
This floor tastes so nasty.
And the knots in the rope are pretty damn uncomfortable.
'Destroy me?' . . .great, what next?
'Acid?' You're gonna pour acid on me?
You guys are some sadistic ***.
And here I was going to go easy on the three of you.
Well, you can forget that. No more 'Mr. Nice Zombie.'
I think I'll slurp your brains like bowls of gelatin.
Mmmmmm . . .gelatin.
'Bone saw?'
'Bone saw?'
Ouch. Oof. Careful, you idiots.
I can't see a damn thing. Where are we?
I hope you guys are taking me to get some brains.
As long as I get some brains, you dudes can jabber all day long.
Not 'what's' in the bags. Try 'who's' in the bags.
I can't believe they chopped me up and put me in all these bags.
What...are they worried I'm going to spoil?
I really hope they didn't leave any 'important' pieces of me back in the warehouse.
My nose itches, but my arm is in a different bag than my head.
'Burn?' Did he just say 'burn?' What is it with these guys?
Listen to the man . . .it is hideous.
Here's an idea. Why don't you just put me back together?
I feel like a jigsaw puzzle made out of meat.
You know, it's really hard not to make any 'going to pieces' jokes.
Yup. It's not weasels. Boy, are you in for a treat.
Surprise!.
Gotcha!. Hey, let me give you a hand.
Great. Back in the stupid bag again.
Why don't you take my foot out next time so I can kick your ***.
What does 'precipitously' mean?
You guys are all making a big deal out of nothing.
I'll just eat your brains and then everything will be okay.
From the sound of you idiots, you don't even need your brains.
Scientists say you only use 10%) of your brain.
Just let me eat the other 90%).
That way everyone is happy.
Why does it sound like everyone is down in a well?
Is someone barbequeing something in here?
And they're talking about burning hearts. This ain't good.
Fine. Cook the split dogs. They've been *** my severed leg.
Why are you putting me on a metal grate? Are we going somewhere?
Careful with my plastic bags, you jerks.
This is really gonna suck.
Hot!. Hot!. Hot!. Awwww ***.
ZZZZZZZ. What's this?
Let us out!. Let us out!.
The pain!. The pain!.
Brains!. Must have brains!.
Everyone dig!. Dig!.
Look at the dirt under my nails.
BRAINS!.
Don't run away.
Here I come.
LIVE BRAINS!.
Why don't you drop in for a bite?
Yum. A box lunch.
Peek-a-boo. I see you.
Working on the 'chain gang.'
Open Sesame!.
BRAINS!.
Mmmm . . .tastes like chicken.
MORE BRAINS!.
The pain!. ARRRRGGGHHH!.
I'm free . . .I'm free!.
Let's party!.
No more graves . . .let's rave!.
Naked brains!.
Save some for me!. Yummy!.
We need more brains.
Lots more brains. Where are more brains?
BRAINS!. BRAINS!.
Freerange brains!.
Teenage brains . . .even better!.
You smell brains?
Over there . . .brains in raincoats
Dibs on the one on the left.
Boo!.
Supper time!.
Guess who?
Brains for everyone!.
We're outside. Brains inside.
Must get to brains. Can't open door.
It's 'Super-zombie.'
Wanna see a mobile phone?
ARRRRGGGHHH!.
Don't you run away from me. Oops.
Let us in. Open the door.
People inside!. Brains inside!.
How do we get inside? Think of smart plan.
GRRRRR. . .'Pizza delivery.'
ARRRRGGGHHH . . .'Zombiegram.'
Look. Chapel have pretty colored glass.
Very pretty. Let's break it. Breaking glass is fun.
Tastes good. And good for me.
Talking? Radio? I can order 'takeout' brains?
COME IN DISPATCH. SEND MORE PARAMEDICS.
BRAINS!. GET 'EM!. EAT 'EM!.
EAT THEIR BRAINS!. ARRRRGGGHHH!.
Smash the wood. Get inside. Get the brains.
Smash the wood. Get inside. Get the brains.
Stop hitting me with the damn pipe and hammers.
My arm just came off. Somebody give me a hand.
I got one. I got one. Drag him outside.
You're all mine. Come to momma.
Yum-Yum. Oh, that's so good.
Delicious brains. Could use some ketchup, though.
Wait. Don't take my brains away.
I'm not finished. I don't interrupt you while you're eating.
Umm. Anyone know where my lower half is?
Ouch!. Hey!. Get that pole out of my side.
Don't drag me around the floor. I'm not a mop.
Where are my yummy brains. I want them back.
He's not using them anymore. Can't I just finish them?
New brains!. Lean in closer next time.
YES.
NOT PEOPLE. BRAINS!.
YES.
THE PAIN!.
THE PAIN OF BEING DEAD.
I CAN FEEL MYSELF ROT.
IT MAKES THE PAIN GO AWAY.
Can I have my yummy brains back now?
Please give me back my brains . . .just one bite.
I'm reborn, muddy and naked.
. . .and I'm hungry for brains!.
It's a good night to be undead, nude and naughty.
Ooooh. Homeless brains!. GRRRRR!.
Grrrrrr. Why don't you both come outside?
We can just talk. C'mon it'll be nice.
We won't hurt you. We just want your brains.
Hey . . .I'm still over here on the table.
You can ignore me, but I'm not going away.
I couldn't go away even if I wanted to.
I haven't got any damn legs.
Get them. Grab them. Eat them up.
Cop brains. MMMMM . . . .tastes like pork.
SEND MORE COPS.
You know I'm getting pretty bored strapped to this table.
It's not like I have a deck of cards to play with.
Why don't you ask my opinion? I think I know a little about zombies.
Seeing as how I am a zombie.
Hungry. So very hungry . . .for Tiina.
I CAN FINALLY SEE. . .ONE THING.
...AND ONE THING ONLY THAT CAN RELIEVE THIS HORRIBLE SUFFERING.
LIVE BRAINS!.
GRRRRR!. Hungry!.
ARRRRGGGHHH!. Must feed!.
BRAINS!.
Ouch.
ARRRRGGGHHH!.
'Acid.' It burns. @#$%)...it totally burns!!
My eyes. It's burning out my eyes. Double @#$%)!!
BRAINS!. BRAINS!. BRAINS!. BRAINS!. BRAINS!. BRAAAAINNNSSS!.
Let me out!. Let me out!. Let me out now!.
I'll break down this door to get to your juicy brains!.
ARRRRGGGHHH!. Can't see.
All out of brains!. Feel the pain returning.
Must have brains!. Braaaainnnsss!.
Too many zombies . . .not enough brains.
Brains still inside. Why won't they come out?
Maybe if we knock and ask nicely.
Maybe if we knock and ask nicely.
Look!. Brains!. Tiime to feed!.
GET 'EM!. STOP 'EM!.
Brains in the car!.
Get brains out of the car!. Turn it over!.
Don't let the brains escape!.
ARRRRGGGHHH!.
Don't leave. We're hungry. Chase the car!.
Crazy human drivers. Look out!.
Braaaainnnsss!. Give us a ride!. Give us a ride!.
Give us your brains!.
BRAINS!. BRAINS!.
Fire. Fire. We're on fire.
Oww!. I might be dead, but being on fire hurts.
Explosions hurt even more!. Son of a ***!.
AARRRRGGGHHH!. Can't see!. Damn hallway!.
I hate art!. AARRRRGGGHHH!.
AARRRRGGGHHH!.
And another AARRRRGGGHHH!.
TINA!.
TINA!. TINA!. WHERE ARE YOU!.
Come on in guys. No zombies here!.
BRAINS!. Feeding Frenzy!.
Yum. You gonna finish that brain.
That's right. Tell her sweet nothings. Tiina will believe it.
Ooof. Come on...open. Open, damn it. ARRRRGGGHHH!.
Open. Open up. Oooof. Aw ***. My hand broke off.
Maybe this will convince Tiina to let me eat her brains.
Forget the sweet talk. I'm hungry damn it!.
Love's overrated compared to brains!. ARRRRGGGHHH!.
Knock. Knock. Is there anybody out there?
BRAINS!.
***!. Where did my head go?
Look!. It's a brains buffet!. Dive in!.
Don't worry. There's enough cops for everyone!.
Hey cop, careful with the head!.
Everyone take a bite!. GRRRRR!.
You gotta try the swat guys. They're delicious.
I'm still hungry. Call for more cops . . .with extra deputies.
TINA!.
Look!.
Oh ***.
Hey zombies, wake up!.
Hey zombies, wake up!.
So many brains to eat, so little time.
Those brains aren't going to eat themselves. Let's get to it!.
Hey humans . . .see ya' soon!.