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[KNOCKING]
-Hi.
-Oh, Vivian.
-From me to you.
They're hot dogs.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Sorry, I'll just be a sec.
You need anything?
-No, I'm good.
-Will, I don't know.
She just showed up here smelling like giblets
and looking like a homeless gondolier.
God, no.
I put her in the nook with Marta.
Don't worry, I hid the Daytime Emmy.
-So.
It's so great to see you.
Your house is still so beautiful.
-Yes.
Yes.
-Michael says you've been doing great.
[SNEEZING]
-I'm sorry, would you mind?
I'm allergic to meat trimmings.
-Oh, that's so weird, I'm actually
allergic to oil based lubricant, so I-- I will move this.
I'll just put that here.
-Why are you here?
[LAUGHS]
-I'm sorry, I love jokes.
(LAUGHING) I couldn't help myself.
No seriously, why are you here?
-I wanted to, um-- I wanted to talk to you
about an exciting new business venture.
-Uh-huh.
Well, I've got to get going and such.
-Oh, well, I mean, this will only take a second.
Have you ever thought about being
a spokesperson for a brand before?
-Yeah, I was the face of crackers.
-All crackers?
-Yes, all of them.
-Uh, well, then this is just a hop skip
and a jump from crackers.
We at the Car of Hot Wieners--
-Who's we?
-Me at the Car of Hot Wieners has been looking
for a spokesperson to add some notoriety--
-No.
-You didn't even let me finish my pitch yet.
-Still no.
-It could be a great opportunity.
A lot of actresses do it.
-So why don't you do it?
You're an actress.
-Because nobody knows that.
-Yeah, that's true.
-So, I'm thinking what we're going
to do is we're going get you all dressed up, like "Dancing
with the Stars" style, then we're
going to put you in the trunk of my car,
we're going to cover you in hot dogs,
and we're gonna take your picture.
-You want to put me in the trunk of your car,
cover me in hot dogs, and then take my picture?
-Yeah, but I mean, only for a second, you could get out.
-Why would I do that?
-I mean, because otherwise you die of asphyxiation.
Oh my God, the other thing I've been thinking about,
and this is just something I've been spit balling from like,
reading a lot of the internet, is
that apparently intestinal membranes
are really good at body contouring.
Not that you need it.
-Misses, it's time.
-Oh, wow.
Great.
I've got to get going.
I am going to a producer's session
for a Tyler Perry pilot, "Madea meets Madea."
I'm up for Madea.
The other one.
-So do you eat your babies?
-Yeah, but in a funny way.
I don't wish to discuss this with you.
Are we done?
-Yeah, um, can I use your bathroom really quick?
-Sure.
-Marta will see you out.
-Excuse me, miss, I need clean the floor.
-Oh, um, just one second, OK?
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