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» Alright, must assess the damage.
» ♪ ♫
» BRUNO: How’s the damage?
» MIA: Well, we no longer have a fruit drawer.
» BRUNO: Let me see. Wow. Is anything in here ours?
» MIA: I don’t think so. » BRUNO: No. Huh.
Jerry’s most hated food, tomatoes.
This is a Jerry-only shelf,
and she put tomatoes on Jerry’s shelf,
of course blocking Jerry’s entrance to the shelf.
This doesn’t look like Jerry’s.
Okay, so, new tenant, new tenant, new tenant
new tenant, new tenant.
» MIA: New tenant. » BRUNO: All we have…
We have (Choking up:) a pitcher of water and eggs.
» MIA: And a few condiments. » And a few condiments.
» MIA: And some Cream of Wheat.
» I’m gonna cry.
» MIA: What about here? » BRUNO: She’s creepin’ into the freezer as well.
This is where my beautiful tubs of ice cream once sat! [Sobs]
» Well, now we have freezer packs.
» BRUNO: Oh. That’s almost as good as ice cream.
That’s gonna have to go somewhere else.
Are these Jerry’s?
Oh, she’s a nice girl, but she just puts everything everywhere and doesn’t ask.
Every day she comes in with a little bit more stuff.
» I want to just have money and not a roommate. We need new jobs.
» Well, the question I asked my first video is still on the table. [Laughs]
Where can I come into a very large amount of money in a very short period of time?
» MIA: Legally and without having to pay it back. » BRUNO: Legally and without having to pay it back,
’cause our jobs just don’t pay what they used to with the economy.
» MIA: We actually have like three jobs right now.
» It’s not that we don’t work; it’s that we don’t make what we used to make, so…
and we’re trying to move, so we’re not really looking to find… oh…
As if finding a job is all that easy right now, ’cause it isn’t,
and that’s also another story and kind of a rant
about how hard it was finding straight jobs here, especially ’cause we’re artists,
and nobody wants to hire us because we went to art school, and therefore,
if we get a job at Toys Я Us or Bed and Bath, we’re just gonna go work for Disney
within a couple weeks, ’cause, you know, Disney gives out so many jobs.
And then they hired Mohawk guy instead of Mia. [Laughs]
» Rude Mohawk guy. » Rude, tattooed, piercing, Mohawk guy, for Bed and Bath, where…
I don’t want to insult the Bed and Bath clientele
’cause I shop there too. I like Bed and Bath, but I’m just saying, you know, most—
» MIA: I don’t like that guy. » Most of the people who shop at Bed and Bath
probably aren’t looking for some young guy covered in tattoos, piercings, weird facial hair,
and an orange Mohawk. You know, I’m just saying.
» MIA: With an attitude. » BRUNO: With an attitude.
That’s fine for Hot Topic, or someplace like that, but not Bed and Bath.
[Shrieks; clears throat] Sorry.
It’s multiplied. » MIA: Oh, my God.
» BRUNO: It’s creepin’ pretty good.
» MIA: This is still our stuff, but it’s creeping.
» BRUNO: It’s creeping. It always does.
It is 74° and sunny,
and it’s about 11:00 AM …ish.
Alright, Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Mercedes.
Well, since they’ve only got four cars there, I’m guessing nobody’s home.
» ♪ ♫
» BRUNO: I just have to get how much of a mess you’ve already made.
How have you made such a mess?
» She topped me off a little too much, and I’m klutzy, so…
» BRUNO: You are just a messy little thing.
» It’s not really such a great combination.
» BRUNO: Even on a day as nice as today, look at how many people are walking.
» ♪ ♫
» [Duke barking]
» BRUNO: That’s not a pet; that’s a monster.
We’re at Target. Look at this. “Break My Heart.” It’s a chocolate heart.
With a little mallet, you can break it. I think I need that!
We’re in the Valentine’s Day aisle.
[Gasps] Valentine’s Day cake! » MIA: I think we need that.
» BRUNO ‹I› think we need that! It’s a good thing I didn’t start my diet yet.
Look at that. Throwback Mountain Dew and Pepsi, made with real sugar.
[Gasps] » MIA: Strawberry shortcake!
» BRUNO: I think we need that!
Mia, let me see, let me see. I have to smell it. Gimme. Gimme.
Mia. Mia, you’re not letting me smell.
Honey? Goddammit, you… Give me that. Goddammit…
» [Mia growls]
» BRUNO: You’re making— Stop it! You’re making a scene. Give…
Oh, my God, I smell it!
Give it. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
» [Mia grunts] » BRUNO: You had that coming. Now, gimme.
[Sniffs] Oh, my God, but get a different one; I just squeezed all the smell out of this one.
Moochie, I’m gonna go to bed.
Why don’t you go sleep with Mia?
Mrs. Moochie, why don’t you go sleep with Mia?
That’s going to bed early, Bruno?
Bad Bruno!
Oh, no, I did ‹not› just slap my damn self.
Oh, hell no!
Excuse you!
[Grunts]
Don’t you do that again.
Or what? I’ll slap you!
Oh yeah?
You son of a ***!
Ow.
I don’t know why I’m still up.
Yeah, I do. It’s ’cause I had very strong coffee before bedtime.
I don’t know why. I’m still standing here, aren’t I?
Okay, I’m going to bed. Good night.
» ♪ ♫