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Feldman: ARE YOUR GARAGE DOORS
AS FILTHY AND DIRTY
TODAY WE'LL REPLACE TWO DAMAGED WOODEN DOORS
WITH NEW INSULATED METAL ONES AND NEW AUTOMATIC OPENERS.
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S BOB "AUTOMATIC GARAGE DOOR OPENER" HOPE HERE.
WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TODAY HERE IN, UH, TROOPER, PA.
WE'RE GOING TO MEET A COLE OF WILD PEOPLE REAL SOON.
FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO REPLACE THIS OLD WOODEN GARAGE DOOR
WITH A BRAND-NEW METAL INSULATED GARAGE DOOR
AND AN AUTOMATIC GARAGE DOOR OPENER.
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
[ Laughing ] HEY, WHERE'S MY CAR?
THIS IS WILD DEBBIE HERE.
DEBBIE REGA THIS I
YES, IT IS.
THANKS FOR INVITING US, BOB.
HOW OLD IS THIS HOUSE?
ABOUT 30 YEARS OLD.
THE DOORS ARE JUST AS OLD, THE ORIGINAL DOORS.
HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T REPLACED THEM YET?
MY HUSBAND'S NOT VERY HANDY.
AHA!
THAT MAKES THREE OF US.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO GET THE HELP OF A PROFESSIONAL,
THANK GOODNESS.
LET'S GO IN.
COME ON, GET IN! I'LL RIDE!
I GOT A BIG BACK SEAT!
GET OUT OF HERE!
WE'RE HERE WITH TOM TRENWITH OF MONARCH DOOR.
HE INSTALLS DOORS FOR A LIVING.
MONARCH'S A VERY REGAL NAME.
DO YOU KNOW LADY DI?
NICE CLOTHE.
A LOT OF DOORS IN. IT'S YOUR J
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
IS THIS THE KIND OF JOB FOR AN AVERAGE HOMEOWNER?
AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE PROPER TOOLS.
YOU GOT ALL THE TOOLS. YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME.
RIGHT.
DO YOU KNOW PRINCE ALBERT?
NO, I DON'T.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE INSTALLING?
AN 8x7 SANDWICH CONSTRUCTION DOOR.
IT HAS A RAISED PANEL DESIGN ON THE OUTSIDE,
FLUSH DESIGN ON THE INSIDE, WITH THE INSULATION
SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE TWO SKINS.
SO IT'S METAL, FOAM, METAL?
RIGHT, THE TOP SECTION'S GOING TO HAVE A GLASS PANEL
WITH A SUNBURST DESIGN IN IT.
NAT "KING" COLE -- DID YOU KNOW HIM?
HE WAS A MERRY OLD SOUL -- OH, THAT WAS OLD KING COLE.
WELL, HOW DOES IT WORK, ANYWAY?
THE DOOR WORKS WITH EXTENSION SPRINGS
AND A CABLE SYSTEM.
L'Erario: THE GARAGE DOOR RIDES IN A TRACK
A CABLE ATTACHES TO THE DOOR, RUNS UP AND OVER THE SHIV WHEEL
ATTACHED TO THE FRONT MOUNTING BRACKET, OR ***,
THEN ATTACHES TO EXTENSION SPRINGS
MOUNTED ON THE REAR ANGLE BRACKET.
TODAY WE'LL REPLACE THE DOOR, CABLES, AND EXTENSION SPRINGS,
BUT KEEPING THE OLD TRACK AND MOUNTING BRACKETS.
TOM AND HIS PARTNER JOSH ARE GOING TO ASSEMBLE ONE DOOR,
AND ED AND I ARE GOING TO WORK ON THE OTHER DOOR --
IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT!
OLS.
DO YOU KNOW PRINCE?
PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?
DON'T KNOW HIM EITHER.
STOP, THE NOSE HAIRS ARE NOT THAT LONG.
HAVEN'T BRAIDED THEM.
THERE'S THREE STEPS YOU MUST TAKE
BEFORE REMOVING THE OLD GARAGE DOOR --
FIRST, DISCONNECT THE "ELEC-TARICITY"...
TO THE OLD GARAGE DOOR OPENER, OR YOU'LL GET HAIR LIKE THIS.
SECONDLY, LIFT THE OLD GARAGE DOOR MANUALLY.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NOW.
"MANUAL-LY."
NOW TAKE OUR VISE-GRIPS ALL THE WAY UP AND LOCK THEM HERE.
HIGHER?!
RIGHT THERE, SO YOU CAN LET THE GARAGE DOOR SET ON THEM
AND THEY WON'T COME DOWN AND RUIN OUR SCALPS.
YOU WANT TO DO THAT ON THE OTHER SIDE, TOO.
YES. I'M GOING TO DISCONNECT THE CABLE SYSTEM NOW,
AS MANY OF YOU DO AFTER WATCHING ME,
AND IT'S ATTACHED -- THE CABLE IS --
ONTO THE FRONT *** OF THE DOOR.
WE'VE RAISED THE DOOR SO WE CAN GET AT ALL OF THIS
BY MEANS OF AN S-HOOK AND A CABLE LACE.
THEY KEEP THEIRS IN THE GARAGE,
I KEEP MINE ON MY GRAND PIANO NEXT TO A VASE OF RED ROSES.
NOW I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BACK
AND DISCONNECT THE BACK BIG, GIANT SPRING.
I'M BACK AT THE BACK OF THE DOOR.
Meanwhile, back at the back of the door...
THE CABLE SYSTEM GOES THROUGH THIS -- WHICH IS A PULLEY --
WHICH I JUST LOVE TO PLAY WITH PULLEYS --
ALTHOUGH THEY CALL IT A "SHIV WHEEL,"
WHICH I USED TO CARRY ONE WHEN I WAS DOING TIME IN ATTICA.
AND THIS IS, IN TURN, ATTACHED TO THE EXTENSION SPRING,
WHICH PROVIDES TENSION FOR THE ENTIRE SYSTEM.
AND THAT'S INTO THE REAR ANGLE BRACKET.
THAT'S ATTACHED THERE BY AN EYEHOOK,
WHICH IS BOLTED AND "NUTTED," AS WE SAY,
INTO THE ANGLE BRACKET.
I'LL JUST TAKE THE NUT OFF.
I'LL LET IT DROP.
AND NOW I PULL THIS DOWN.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SAVE ANY OF THIS HARDWARE --
EXCEPT FOR THE TRACK ITSELF.
SO I WILL CALL THE SCRAP METAL DEALER
AND HE WILL SELL IT TO A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY,
PLANES
AND ATTACK US MUCH LATER.
REMEMBER TO DISCONNECT THE CABLE AND SPRINGS
ON BOTH SIDES.
E OPENER.
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
THEN PULL THE DOOR DOWN AND DISASSEMBLE THE DOOR.
SO...LET'S PULL THE DOOR DOWN.
YOU HAVE TO DISCONNECT THE CLIP FIRST.
ANT
SO I'M GOING TO HOLD ONTO IT. DROP THAT DOWN.
AND THEN WE'LL PULL THE DOOR DOWN --
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
SEE THIS END HINGE HERE?
END HINGE -- THAT'S VERY HARD TO SAY.
.
ER
SO WE'RE GOING TO START REMOVING THAT.
WELL, YOU COULD REMOVE IT...RIGHT THERE.
SEE, THE HINGE IS A LITTLE BENT.
THAT'S WHY IT MAKES IT A LITTLE DIFFICULT.
BUT IT'S A 30-YEAR-OLD THING.
THERE WE GO, PULL THAT OFF OF THERE.
LET ME PUT THE GUN DOWN.
ALWAYS HOLD ONTO THIS WHILE YOU'RE WALKING AROUND,
OTHERWISE IT'S GOING TO FALL DOWN ON YOUR HEAD.
LET'S MOVE THIS OFF OF THERE. TAKE THAT OFF OF THERE.
IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
NOW YOU JUST REMOVE THIS PANEL AND LOOK --
I LIKE THIS LOOK, 'CAUSE YOU GET A NICE VIEW OF THE OUTSIDE.
LOOK AT THIS --
THE ORIGINAL BORIS KARLOFF, FRANKENSTEIN, THANK YOU!
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN LIKE THIS,
YOU COULD USE A SIMPLE RATCHET.
IT'LL WORK JUST AS GOOD.
REMOVE ALL THE PANELS UNTIL THAT DOOR IS OFF.
NEXT, I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF THE SHIV WHEEL,
AND THEN AFTER THAT,
I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER
SO WE CAN GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
IT HAPPENS TO BE A 9/16 BOLT AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM,
SO I'M GOING TO PUT THIS ONE HERE TO HOLD IT IN PLACE,
AND THIS ONE, I'M GOING TO USE TO...
[ Grunting ] LOOSEN IT.
THERE WE GO.
COME ON, YOU! THERE WE GO.
VERY EASY.
TO TAKE DOWN THE OPENER,
SNIP THE BELL WIRE AT THE TERMINAL.
UNSCREW THE BOLTS ON EITHER SIDE OF THE HANGING BRACKET.
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOMEONE HOLD THE OPENER
OR ELSE IT WILL FALL!
THEN, REMOVE THE BOLTS AND LOWER THE OPENER TO THE GROUND.
TA-DA!
WHEN WE COME BACK...
WE'RE GOING TO ASSEMBLE THE NEW GARAGE DOOR.
HEY, WE'RE BACK
AND INSTALLING OUR NEW GARAGE DOOR AND OPENER.
WE'RE READY TO ASSEMBLE TH-NEW, THE NEW DOOR.
WE KNOW ND PANEL --
THE BOTTOM PANEL.
BECAUSE IT'S GOT THE WEATHER STRIPPING.
"ROO-BER, ROO-BER." [ rubber ]
NOW, LET'S PUT ON OUR FACTORY-SUPPLIED HARDWARE,
WHICH IS SUPPLIED --
E FACTORY.
EXACTLY.
[ Chuckling ] WE'RE USING OUR IMPACT DRIVER.
THIS IS THE BOTTOM HINGE.
LOOK AT THIS -- SCREW.
NO HOLE'S GOT TO BE DRILLED.
IT'LL GO IN THERE.
LOOK. PUT THAT UP THERE.
PUT IT IN THERE.
PUT IT IN THERE.
WE PUT THE MIDDLE ONE ON
BECAUSE THIS ONE WILL ATTACH ONE PANEL TO THE OTHER,
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO PUT ON THE END HINGES
BECAUSE WE GOT TO SLIP THE DOOR INTO PLAC.
I'M NOT GOING TO PUT THIS HINGE ON,
BUT I'M GOING TO JUST PUT THE SCREW IN A LITTLE BT
JUST TO TAP THE HOLE
SO THAT...
AFTER WE SLIP THE DOOR...
INTO THE TRACK,
IT'LL BE EASIER FOR US.
GEE, JOE, YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN SELF-TAPPING.
HA HAAA!
I'LL GET THE ROLLERS NOW.
NO.
GIVE ME SOME BUTTER WITH THEM ROLLERS.
LOOK, HERE THEY ARE.
THIS IS USUALLY HOW I TURN THE HEAT ON IN MY OLD HOUSE.
THE RADIATORS.
THESE ARE THE ROLLERS THAT ARE GOING TO FIT INTO THE TRACK
AND HELP THE DOOR MOVE UP AND DOWN.
AND THEY JUST FIT INTO THE SLOTS PROVIDED DOWN HERE.
NO NEED TO ADHERE THEM ANY MORE THAN THIS.
ONCE THEY'RE TRAPPED BY THE TRACK,
THEY AIN'T GONNA GO NOWHERE.
PUT THEM HERE, REPEAT THIS PROCESS
ON EVERY SECCIóN OF DOOR.
UH...OKAY.
NOW WE WANT TO INSTALL THIS ROLLER ON THE HINGE.
HER
BUT THIS SIDE ROLLER -- THERE'S A REASON FOR IT.
IF YOU HAD ROLLERS AND HINGES
ES
FIT .
SO WE'RE GOING TO PUT THIS ROLLER IN LIKE THAT --
LEAVE IT ANGLED A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT.
THE
AND WE'LL MOVE THIS AND PUT THE SIDE
THAT WE ALREADY HAD THE HINGES AND ROLLERS ON,
WE'LL JUST WORK THIS SIDE IN.
AS MY MOTHER USED TO SAY, "FINAGLE IT."
PULL THIS AROUND TOWARDS THE FRONT.
WATCH YOUR FOOT.
BOTH ROLLERS ARE IN THERE.
BOTH ROLLERS ARE IN?
YEAH.
NOW WE'LL PUT THIS ONE IN OVER HERE.
THERE, THAT'S THE HINGES.
NOW THE BOTTOM PANEL HAS TO FIT SQUARE
SO THE DOOR HANGS CORRECTLY.
GOT TO BE LEVEL SO WE CAN ATTACH THE OTHER DOORS.
AND, OF COURSE, IT'S NOT. WE NEED TO SHIM UP THIS PART.
WE CUT A PIECE OF DRYWALL HERE.
'CAUSE WE HAD IT HANGING AROUND.
[ Grunting ] NOW LIFT THE DOOR UP.
SHIM UP JUST THAT SIDE.
THERE, IT'S LEVEL.
AH, THERE'S BEAUTY IN SYMMETRY.
AND "LEVEL" ITSELF IS A PALINDROME,
WHICH IS LIKE A SYMMETRICAL WORD -- OW!
NOW WE CAN ATTACH THE OTHER PANELS.
WRITE IN AND TELL ME WHAT I JUST SAID.
IN THE SAME WAY.
L'Erario: WE'RE GOING TO PUT ON THE TOP PANEL
OF THE GARAGE DOOR.
YES, WE'VE HINGED THE MIDDLE PANELS IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE,
AND WE DID NOT SUBJECT YOU TO SAME.
YOU CAN SEE THIS IS DIFFERENT
'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS AD A SUNBURST PATTERN TO IT.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT ON FIRT
SOMETHING THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER DOORS --
THE TOP ROLLER CARRIER, WHICH GOES RIGHT OVER HERE.
BUT FIRST WE'RE GOIG TO PUT ON THIS SCREW.
THIS THING IS ADJUSTABL.
SEE THAT? PUT THIS IN THE BOTTOM HERE.
WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS MUCH LATER.
THEN WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT THIS NUT ON IT.
HUP! FAT FINGERS.
SKINNY NUTS.
NOW IT'S RIGHT HERE.
MOVE THIS UP,
THEN PUT THIS
ON THE SECOND SCREW DOWN, AND, OF COURSE,
WE HAVE SELF-TAPPING SCREWS
THAT WE'VE GROWN TO KNOW AND LOVE.
THERE WE GO.
WHOA!
AND ONE BACK HERE.
RIGHT THERE.
[ Grunting ] YEEAAAH!
NOW THE TOP, OR SUNBURST PANEL --
WILL FIT RIGHT ON THERE LIKE THAT.
THIS WORKS LIKE TONGUE AND GROOVE.
R?
TAKE THAT SLICER OUT... TAKE THE NUT OUT.
AND I'M GOING TO DROP THIS IN HERE,
AND I'M GOING TO PUT THIS IN THE TRACK, UP THERE AGAIN.
LOOK AT THAT. ISN'T THAT FAST AND AMAZING?
THEN WE'LL JUST TIGHTEN IT UP...
LIKE THAT.
NOW, OF COURSE, I NEED A WRENCH. CAN I USE THIS?
I CAN'T USE THIS BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE SAME, IS IT?
YES, IT IS, BY CRACKY!
MORE...
OF THIS FASCINATING GARAGE DOOR SHOW
WHEN WE COME BACK.
DAVE, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A STRESS PILL.
I KNOW WE'VE HAD SOME MISUNDERSTANDINGS LATELY.
I'VE TAKEN A STRESS PILL
AND WE PUT IN OUR GARAGE DOOR AND OPENER,
AND NOW, FOR A SAFETY DEVICE.
THIS IS THE SAFETY REVERSING SENSOR.
OR...BEAMS OF LIGHT THAT ARE INVISIBLE -- ELECTRIC EYES.
THE SENDING EYE ON ONE SIDE OF THE DOOR --
SENDS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.
AND IF THE BEAM OF LIGHT IS "BROKED" -- OR BROKEN --
THE DOOR AUTOMATICALLY REVERSES SO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN...
[ CHOKING AND GASPING ]
SO, LET'S PUT IT IN.
Feldman: FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOUR MODEL.
THE SENSORS ARE INSTALLED IN BRACKETS
THAT ARE MOUNTED ON EITHER SIDE OF THE GARAGE DOOR --
ABOUT 4 TO 6 INCHES OFF THE GROUND.
WIRES FROM EACH SENSOR ARE RUN TO THE OPENER,
SECURED WITH INSULATED STAPLES,
AND ATTACHED WITH
L'Erario: LISTEN! LIST! YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!
IT'S LI
PRETTY NICE, HUH, DEB?
YEAH, VERY.
YOUR FABULOUS NEW GARAGE DOOR AND AUTOMATIC OPENER.
AND HERE'S THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM.
THANK YOU.
CLIPS RIGHT TO THE SUN VISOR.
HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR COMPLIMENTARY FLAT PENCIL.
IT DOESN'T ROLL OFF.
BY THE WAY --
HEY! HEY!
WE NEED A RIDE!
DEB...WE...A RIDE.
WE NEED...
AN.
AND I'M JOE L'ERARIO.
ME...
IS NICE.
YEAH.
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WHAT'S NOT
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HEY, I WANNA TELL YA,
EVERY TIME I PICK UP A GOLF CLUB, ALL I --
[ HORSE NEIGHS, SNORTS ]