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What are you doing?
Catching up on this season of Teen Step-Dad. It’s my favorite show.
So now I have my homework and her son to deal with? I mean, that’s a lot of responsibility. How am I suppose to change its diaper if I’m at tennis practice?
From Jordache.
Verify that Kyla Gass, from Tenacious D, is riding his segue across the country for charity. Let’s do this.
Hello there, little friend. Reignite your spark.
What?
To continue your journey you must reignite your spaaaark. Hahaha.
I don’t understand. I mean, I really just don’t understand what you’re saying. You’re voice is really echoey.
Ugh. I’m coming down there.
Ok, listen. You gotta change the spark plugs in your van. Which, B-T-dubs, is right over there.
Why didn’t you just say that. I’m trying to sound mirageny.
My van. Those ravers raved all over my van.
What did they do to you Bruce?
The radio still works.
Russell. Russell, we’re on the radio. Russell.
We’re on the radio.
Hi. May we speak to you for a second? Uh, it’ll only take a moment of your time.
Uh, sure. Thanks.
Yea, we received a report. This is a van of ill repute. A sort of moving den of sin on wheels, if you will. A bad mobile.
Yes, but it was stolen from us.
That’s new information. Do you mind if my partner and I confer for just a moment. Uh, it’ll only take a second.
You sure it’s ok, please?
Go ahead. Thank you.
What do you think, Ted? This one keeps looking to the right a lot. This one, I can smell him. He smells a little bit like pork.
Alright. Uh, bad news. We don’t believe you, and I’m sorry about that, but this may end up in us shooting you. It’s the worst part of our jobs.
What? Why?
What is that? One of your Johns coming back for another Happy Rick? We’re gonna have to radio for some more body bags.
That’s Kyle Gass. He’s riding his segue across the country for charity. I haven’t heard about this.
Sir. Sir, pull over and dismount from the segue. Please, dismount and disable immediately.
Get off the segue or we’ll be forced to take action. I guess we should shoot him. We’re so sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. So Sorry.
Ah. Oh, I hope he’s not dead Ooooh.
Are you dead? Aaaaaaahhhh. Ahhh. Why did you shoot me? Who would shoot KG?
Sorry, but you’re just way more handsome than he is, so you’re gonna have to prove it.
You don’t always have to f- her hard.
In fact, sometimes that’s not right to do.
It is him. Only one man can produce those sweet dulcet tones of a songbird. It’s you, my sweet sweet Gass.
See. Double confirm.
There. All fixed. With parts and labor that’ll be eighty bucks. Will you take a post dated check?
Seriously? Being a mirage sucks.
Who were you just talking to?
Nothing. Just a heat induced hallucination. Oh.